# E10 - Spartans Are Scary
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 10: Spartans Are Scary
**[00:33] Deme**
*War is horrifying.*
**[00:35] Deme**
* I must prevent Tortonia from*
* becoming like Tokyopolis.*
**[00:39] Mayor**
Well, Demetri-useless?
**[00:41] Mayor**
Have you come up with some new games?
**[00:43] Deme**
Mayor, I'm not in the mood right now.
**[00:45] Mayor**
What's this, a new combat sport?
**[00:48] Mayor**
Good. Combat sports generate excitement.
**[00:51] Mayor**
All right. Let's try out
some boxing in the plaza!
**[00:53] Deme**
What?
**[00:57] Bard**
Ready, fight!
**[01:02] Fighter**
I surrender.
***SIGN*** Pose of Surrender
**[01:03] Bard**
We have a winner!
**[01:05] Fighter**
Boy, am I sweaty.
**[01:07] Fighter**
Not bad.
**[01:08] Fighter**
You, too.
**[01:09] Villager**
This is boxing?
**[01:11] Villager**
This is my first time seeing it.
What a strange game.
**[01:13] Mayor**
That's totally wrong!
**[01:14] ---**
They didn't hit each other at all!
**[01:16] Deme**
Their builds are too different.
**[01:18] ---**
It's only natural.
**[01:22] Spartan**
Y'all are doing some pretty dumb shit.
**[01:25] Spartan**
Y'all.
**[01:26] Mayor**
Who are you? I'm the mayor!
**[01:29] Mayor**
S-Spartans?!
**[01:31] Deme**
The strongest and mightiest?
**[01:32] Spartan**
We heard a rumor that this here
town was hosting an Olympic event.
**[01:37] Spartan**
We were just feeling out of shape since
there ain't been any wars recently.
**[01:41] Spartan**
For real.
**[01:42] Spartan**
We were thinking about going to
war with Tortonia for a workout,
**[01:46] Spartan**
but since it sounds fun,
Sparta will sponsor your Olympic games.
**[01:51] Spartan**
And those posturing guys from Elis have been
**[01:52] ---**
Officially Recognized by Zeus
**[01:52] ---**
Olympics
**[01:52] ---**
In the land of Elis!
**[01:55] ---**
acting like they're the creators
of the original Olympics.
**[01:57] Spartan**
True story.
**[01:59] Spartan**
But y'all, boxing and pankration?
**[02:02] ---**
Completely useless on an actual battlefield.
**[02:05] ---**
They're games.
**[02:06] Spartan**
Everyone doing those are idiots.
**[02:09] ---**
The only real combat sport is wrestling.
**[02:11] Spartan**
It's the only one.
**[02:12] Spartan**
For real.
**[02:13] Spartan**
All right. Should we treat
you boys to some practice?
**[02:17] Mayor**
This man's been saying he'd like
to try wrestling for a while now.
**[02:20] Deme**
What?!
**[02:20] Spartan**
Shall I train you, then?
**[02:23] Deme**
I-It's already late today,
so let's wait until tomorrow.
**[02:26] Deme**
This man said he'd like to
invite you all to his home.
**[02:29] Mayor**
What?!
**[02:30] Spartan**
If you insist.
**[02:34] (Flashback) Mayor**
You have to get stronger by
tomorrow and scare them off!
**[02:36] (Flashback) ---**
That's an order!
**[02:38] (Flashback) Mayor**
Golly, being joined by a group
of Spartans is like a dream!
**[02:42] Deme**
*I can't get stronger overnight!*
**[02:46] Voice**
Time travel...
**[02:51] Announce**
What's this? A mysterious foreign
wrestler has suddenly appeared!
**[02:53] Mob**
Where did he come from?
**[02:55] Announce**
Who is this man?
**[02:57] Mob**
What's his deal?
**[02:59] Announce**
He's been thrown out of
the ring in an instant!
**[03:02] Announce**
Why did he even come here?
**[03:05] Iwatani**
You sure do show up everywhere.
**[03:07] Deme**
Sir, you're always in the
most convenient places.
**[03:08] Deme**
What is this?
**[03:09] Iwatani**
This is "professional wrestling,"
or "pro wrestling" for short.
**[03:13] Deme**
Pro wrestling? Is it like wrestling?
**[03:16] Iwatani**
It's similar, but it's like a
combination of wrestling and acting.
**[03:20] Deme**
Wrestling and acting?
**[03:24] Deme**
That wrestler is screaming and
raging instead of fighting.
**[03:27] Deme**
What is he doing?
**[03:29] Iwatani**
He's performing on the mic.
**[03:31] Iwatani**
Wrestlers who are good at
this seem stronger and more
**[03:34] ---**
appealing than they actually are.
**[03:36] Deme**
Stronger than they are?
**[03:38] Deme**
Why are those wrestlers wearing those masks?
**[03:42] Iwatani**
Perhaps the fear inspired by
concealing their identities
**[03:44] ---**
makes them appear stronger than they are.
**[03:47] Deme**
Stronger than they are?
**[03:48] Deme**
That's it!
**[03:51] Deme**
Does any loud noise trigger it?!
**[03:52] Voice**
Time travel...
**[03:58] Spartan**
That guy from yesterday ain't here.
**[04:00] Deme**
Thanks for waiting. I've kept
you waiting too long, damn it!
**[04:05] Spartan**
The hell is he doing?
**[04:06] Deme**
Hello, damn you!
**[04:08] Deme**
Without any energy, you can't do anything!
**[04:10] Deme**
The time has come. I am Heracles Mask!
**[04:13] Spartan**
You've got guts.
**[04:14] Spartan**
Bring it on!
**[04:15] Deme**
I am a lion. I will become the lion!
**[04:18] Deme**
Ow!
**[04:22] Spartan**
I'll have to stay in this ridiculous
village a little longer and
**[04:25] ---**
teach y'all a thing or two.
**[04:28] Mayor**
That idiot...
**[04:30] Deme**
I'm really sorry...
**[04:32] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Spartans Are Scary
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #10
**[04:33] [SONG] ---**
Sparta Sparta
**[04:35] [SONG] ---**
Spartans! Are scary!
**[04:37] [SONG] ---**
Spartans! Are scary!
**[04:40] [SONG] ---**
Strong! Stern! Merciless!
**[04:43] [SONG] ---**
Strong! Stern! Merciless!
**[04:45] [SONG] ---**
Sparta Sparta
**[04:47] [SONG] ---**
Spartans! Are scary!
**[04:49] [SONG] ---**
Spartans! Are scary!
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
Steal! Kill! Invincible! Steal! Kill! Invincible!
**[04:55] [SONG] ---**
Warrior people! Warrior people!