E2 - ZE.N.RA

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 2: ZE.N.RA
[00:30] Demetrius
    Tokyopolis.
[00:32] Demetrius
    Flat buildings, flat faces.
[00:35] Demetrius
    What is this place?
[00:38] Demetrius
    This pot! I painted this!
[00:40] Man
    What are you talking about?
[00:41] Man
    It's shit, but this was
    painted 2400 years ago.
[00:45] Man
    It's honestly so shitty that I hate leaving
    something so shitty out, but it's valuable.
[00:51] Man
    Why are you crying?
[00:53] Demetrius
    I just painted this.
[00:55] Demetrius
    What is this doing here?
[00:56] Man
    Did you really paint that?
[00:58] Man
    Who are you?
[01:01] Woman
    Huh? Who is he?
[01:03] Man
    This man... is a shitty painter.
[01:06] Grandson
    He's crying, despite being an adult.
[01:08] Grandson
    More importantly, the field day is starting.
[01:11] Man
    You're right. Let's go.
[01:13] Man
    Why don't you come with us?
[01:14] Man
    I've got some questions for you.
[01:15] Demetrius
    Wh-Where are we going?
[01:17] Man
    To a field day. It's sort
    of like the Olympics.
[01:20] Demetrius
    The Olympics?!
[01:22] ---
    The Olympics are held in this polis, as well?
[01:24] Man
    That's right.
[01:25] Demetrius
    You mustn't! You'll never return alive
    if you participate in the Olympics!
[01:28] Woman
    What?
[01:30] Demetrius
    And even children this young participate?
[01:33] Demetrius
    Is honor that important in this polis, too?
[01:36] Grandson
    Mister, you're emotionally unstable.
[01:39] Man
    Don't worry. It's not
    like the Greek Olympics.
[01:42] Demetrius
    What?
[01:43] Man
    Just come. You'll see.
[01:44] Sign
    Olympics Opening Celebration
[01:48] All
    Come on!
[01:49] All
    You can do it!
[01:51] Demetrius
    This is the Olympics?
[01:53] Demetrius
    And this shrine...
[01:54] Sign
    Olympics Opening Celebration
[01:55] Demetrius
    It's so ugly.
[01:56] Demetrius
    What is this? This isn't the Olympics I know.
[02:01] Demetrius
    They're smiling even though they lost.
[02:03] Demetrius
    Has the fear of being beaten by a mob for
[02:06] ---
    dishonoring their village driven them mad?
[02:09] Man
    I'm up next. Watch this.
[02:16] Demetrius
    What kind of sport is this?
[02:18] Demetrius
    How novel!
[02:19] Man
    Oh, my!
[02:21] Demetrius
    This sport looks ridiculous,
[02:23] ---
    but it requires exceptional
    mental strength and balance.
[02:26] Demetrius
    Perhaps that old man is Zeus after all.
[02:31] Demetrius
    Golden papyrus?
[02:32] Demetrius
    What a luxurious reward!
[02:35] Grandson
    If you're that impressed, you can have one.
[02:37] Demetrius
    For me?
[02:39] Demetrius
    But I didn't even participate in an event.
[02:41] Demetrius
    I couldn't accept something so precious.
[02:44] Man
    It's fine. Take it as a souvenir.
[02:47] Woman
    It looks good on you.
[02:53] Demetrius
    In this polis, you even allow
    losers to receive prizes?
[02:57] Man
    Field days are simply for
    enjoying sports and exercise.
[03:02] Demetrius
    Exercise simply for enjoyment?
[03:04] Demetrius
    Can such a thing be allowed?
[03:08] Demetrius
    Everyone seems so happy. How marvelous.
[03:11] Demetrius
    What a marvelous sight.
[03:14] Demetrius
    But you've gotten an important rule wrong.
[03:16] ---
    It must be corrected.
[03:18] Demetrius
    Listen closely, everyone! Sports...
[03:22] Demetrius
    should be performed naked!
[03:27] Woman
    Oh, my...
[03:29] Voice
    Time travel...
[03:34] Villager A
    Demetrius!
[03:37] Villager A
    It's an emergency!
[03:40] Villager A
    Why are you naked?
[03:42] Villager A
    And what've you got hanging off of you?
[03:44] Demetrius
    What? Why, my pe—What?
[03:47] Demetrius
    So it wasn't a dream...
[03:49] Villager A
    More importantly, there's an emergency!
[03:51] Demetrius
    What's wrong?
[03:53] Villager A
    Your beloved Apollonia is...
[03:55] Demetrius
    Apollonia is?
[03:58] Villager A
    We've still got some... time left on the air.
[04:01] Villager A
    Give me a minute...
[04:04] Demetrius
    What time?!
[04:05] Villager A
    That should be enough.
[04:07] Villager A
    Apollonia is being wed to man
    from a neighboring village!
[04:11] Demetrius
    What?!
[04:13] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #2
SIGN    BUCK.NAKED
[04:15] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED So sexy
[04:18] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED Perfect body
[04:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED So sexy
[04:24] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED Perfect body
[04:27] [SONG] Lyrics
    When you're playing sports for real
[04:29] [SONG] Lyrics
    Etiquette dictates that you compete naked
[04:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    That is the ANCIENT.ERA's
[04:36] [SONG] Lyrics
    Olympics (All dudes!)
[04:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED Even in town
[04:42] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED One in ten men
[04:46] [SONG] Lyrics
    When traveling to important places
[04:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    Would take the skin of that precious appendage
[04:51] [SONG] Lyrics
    Tie it up with a string
[04:51] Center
    °Artist's Rendition
[04:53] [SONG] Lyrics
    Tie it up and go
[04:55] [SONG] Lyrics
    Kynodesme (Looks painful!)