E12 - Goodbye Sparta

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 12: Goodbye Sparta
[00:33] Spartan
    This means war between Sparta and Tortonia!
[00:36] Spartan
    Let's head home and get things started.
[00:38] Mayor
    W-War against Sparta?! The warrior people?!
[00:43] Deme
    W-Wait a minute!
[00:45] Deme
    There's no point in going
    to war against our village.
[00:47] Deme
    Fighting such a weak village would tarnish
    Sparta's glorious military history.
[00:52] Sparta
    Oh?
[00:54] Apo
    He's right.
[00:55] ---
    The name Tortonia is synonymous
    with "lame village."
[00:57] Mayor
    What?
[00:58] Apo
    Neighboring villages say they're
    embarrassed just to hear our name.
[01:01] Mayor
    What?
[01:01] Apo
    If a monument were to be engraved with
    the words "Tortonia vs. Sparta,"
[01:04] ---
    you'd be disgraced for an eternity.
[01:06] Mayor
    You guys...
[01:08] Sparta
    Indeed. You're right.
[01:10] Deme
    So let's compete through sports instead.
[01:13] Deme
    Sparta is the strongest.
[01:14] ---
    You could easily win, even in our territory.
[01:17] Sparta
    Of course.
[01:18] Deme
    Then, we'll select the games.
[01:21] ---
    We'll let you know tomorrow.
[01:27] Deme
    There's no way. There's no way this time.
[01:30] Deme
    I don't think I'd even win an
    egg race, and I'm good at that.
[01:33] Deme
    I know. Tokyopolis always
    gets me out of trouble.
[01:35] Deme
    Lightning, come! Come on! Zeus!
[01:38] Deme
    Rolling thunder followed
    by crackling lightning!
[01:45] Deme
    There isn't a cloud in the sky!
[01:51] Deme
    What's that?
[01:54] Deme
    It's that soup!
[01:57] Deme
    Huh, what? You want me to drink it?
[01:59] Deme
    That's it. You're saying
    the shock produced by
[02:01] ---
    its extreme nastiness will
    send me to Tokyopolis.
[02:03] Deme
    Got it. I'll drink it.
[02:10] Deme
    Nothing's happening!
[02:11] Deme
    Another sip...
[02:16] Deme
    Time travel...
[02:20] Deme
    It's not taking me there!
[02:22] Deme
    What? I'm not supposed to drink it?
[02:25] Deme
    This is a painting of a game
    I witnessed in Tokyopolis!
[02:29] Deme
    It was a strange game in which
    participants competed for food...
[02:39] Bard
    The bread eating contest will now begin.
[02:42] Spartan
    The hell is a bread eating contest?
    Sounds stupid!
[02:45] Spartan
    For real!
[02:47] Deme
    I'm sorry. You did say you
    could easily win any game.
[02:51] Spartan
    Of course we'll win.
[02:53] Spartan
    If we lose, we'll pay you.
[02:54] Mayor
    Money?!
[02:57] Bard
    Ready, apete!
[03:02] Mayor
    He's terrible at this!
[03:06] Spartan
    This is too easy.
[03:07] Spartan
    I just have to eat this and
    cross the finish line, right?
[03:10] Spartan
    This an extremely high-quality lobster roll!
SIGN    High-quality Lobster Roll
[03:14] Spartan
    Men who consume luxurious
    dishes deserve to die!
[03:18] Spartan
    What about the other breads?
SIGN    High-quality Steamed Eel Roll
[03:20] Spartan
    High-quality steamed eel roll?
[03:22] Spartan
    Parrotfish and cheese
    roll fried in olive oil?
SIGN    Parrotfish and Cheese Roll Fried in Olive Oil
[03:24] Spartan
    Made by the legendary epicurean Archestratus?
SIGN    Daedalus Gourmet
SIGN    Today's Bread
[03:26] ---
    Made by Legendary
[03:26] ---
    Epicurean Archestratus
[03:28] Spartan
    If I eat these, the king of Sparta will...
[03:33] ---
    tear me limb from limb!
[03:39] Deme
    Delicious! It's delicious!
[03:42] Mayor
    Well done, Demetrius!
[03:44] Deme
    I did it!
[03:45] Spartan
    Damn it. Y'all will pay for this.
[03:48] Mayor
    Are you really going to pay us, too?
[03:52] Spartan
    A man don't go back on his word.
[03:54] Mayor
    Yahoo!
[03:55] Spartan
    Here.
[03:56] Mayor
    What are those iron skewers?
[03:58] Spartan
    Spartan currency, obviously.
SIGN    °Spartan Skewer-shaped Obols
[04:01] Spartan
    Six of them is worth one drachma.
[04:03] Mayor
    Actually, never mind.
[04:05] Spartan
    Just take them!
[04:08] Mayor
    Ow!
[04:10] Mayor
    There's one more episode.
SIGN    Goodbye Sparta
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    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #12
[04:15] [SONG] ---
    150 couples
[04:21] [SONG] ---
    Head to the battlefield together
[04:26] [SONG] ---
    The joy of fighting with you in battle
[04:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll do my best
[04:34] [SONG] ---
    Not to embarrass myself
[04:39] [SONG] ---
    The joy of defending you in battle
[04:44] [SONG] ---
    If you die
[04:46] [SONG] ---
    I'll avenge you by charging into battle
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    They are the men who defeated the invincible Spartans
[04:55] [SONG] ---
    Sacred Band of Thebes