E9 - Build a Tropaion

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 9: Build a Tropaion!
[00:32] Deme
    It's so hot.
[00:34] Deme
    It'll be summer soon.
[00:36] Mayor
    Speaking of summer, there's war!
[00:37] Mayor
    It's the summer of war! The mayor's summer!
[00:40] Mayor
    We're about to get busy!
[00:41] Deme
    Surely we don't need to do this
    every year when it's so hot out.
[00:45] Deme
    In the first place, I don't like conflict.
[00:47] Mayor
    You really are unusual.
[00:49] Mayor
    Are you sure you're not a Japanese
    voice actor pretending to be Greek?
[00:53] Deme
    You're not making any sense.
[00:55] Mayor
    My wife won't shut up about pillaging
    new roof tiles since ours are broken.
[01:02] Mayor
    And I'd like a cool staff for myself.
[01:05] Mayor
    So get cracking! You guys, not me.
[01:08] Deme
    We nearly got into a war with the
    neighboring village recently.
[01:10] Deme
    You seemed unhappy about that.
[01:12] Mayor
    Those guys take things too seriously. I bet
    a war with them would produce casualties.
[01:16] Mayor
    What is this, the Persian War?
[01:18] Mayor
    Greek wars should be more civilized!
SIGN    The Finest War
[01:21] Deme
    I see...
[01:22] Mayor
    I don't like being invaded,
    but I love wars that I can win!
[01:25] Mayor
    It's like getting honor and wealth for free!
[01:28] Deme
    Honor and wealth again?
[01:30] Mayor
    I know! If there's anything we can
    use in our Olympics, go pillage it!
[01:34] Mayor
    We'll use everything we can!
[01:36] Deme
    We can't use stolen goods!
[01:39] Mayor
    Can't, my ass!
[01:41] Mayor
    You're the one who can't do anything,
    Demetrius—no, Demitri-useless!
[01:44] Mayor
    First you're scared of the Olympics,
    and now you're scared of war?
[01:48] Mayor
    You're scared of everything everyone likes!
[01:50] Mayor
    Demitri-useless, hey! Demitri-useless, hey!
    Demitri-useless, hey!
[01:54] Deme
    You pillaging old man!
[01:56] Mayor
    Wait! I'm not done dancing...
[01:59] Deme
    War... What a pain in the ass.
[02:02] Village
    Hey, Demetrius. It's nearly war season.
[02:05] Village
    I'm thinking about taking
    eight casks of wine with me.
[02:07] Village
    You think that's enough?
[02:08] Deme
    Do you think you're going on a picnic?
[02:10] Deme
    Dried figs don't count as snacks, you know.
[02:13] Village
    You're just a low-class citizen.
[02:15] Village
    Your job is to throw rocks from afar.
[02:17] ---
    You've got nothing to worry about.
[02:18] Village
    I hope I'm lucky enough to steal
    some new slaves this year.
[02:22] Village
    At the very least, I'd like some new armor.
[02:24] Village
    Oh, do you want to hear my list of
    top ten items I've pillaged in wars?
SIGN    Top 10 Pillaged Items
[02:28] Deme
    No!
[02:29] Village
    Tada! Number 10 is this: a Spartan spear!
SIGN    Spartan Spear (Sparta)
[02:32] Village
    Try holding it! Go on!
[02:34] Deme
    I don't want to hold a—
[02:38] Voice
    Time travel...
[02:43] Iwatani
    Oh, it's you.
[02:45] Deme
    Sir.
[02:46] Iwatani
    Neither of us are surprised anymore.
[02:49] Deme
    I have come numerous times now.
[02:51] Iwatani
    You seem kind of down.
[02:53] Deme
    It's nearly war season,
    and I don't want to go.
[02:57] Iwatani
    Apparently the Greeks wage
    war during the summer.
SIGN    Celebrating the Olympics
[03:00] Deme
    That's right. It's so hot and difficult,
[03:02] ---
    but if you say that,
    everyone treats you like a coward.
[03:05] Deme
    I can't stand it.
[03:07] Iwatani
    I see.
[03:07] Deme
    Yes.
[03:08] Deme
    When does Tokyopolis wage its wars?
[03:13] Iwatani
    It's already over.
[03:15] Deme
    What? I'm so jealous.
[03:17] Deme
    When is the next one?
[03:20] Iwatani
    I don't think we'll go to war anymore.
[03:22] Deme
    What? This truly is an unusual polis.
[03:26] Iwatani
    Do you have some time to spare?
[03:32] Deme
    Tokyopolis is such an advanced city.
[03:35] Deme
    Its wars must be even safer than Greece's.
[03:37] Deme
    I'm jealous.
[03:38] Iwatani
    Apparently not many people
    died in ancient Greek wars.
[03:43] Deme
    What?
[03:43] Sign
    Apollo Theater
[03:45] Deme
    It's a theater. What's on the program?
[03:48] Deme
    Aristophanes' comedies
    are popular these days.
[03:52] Iwatani
    War.
[03:53] Deme
    War? You mean Tokyo's? Intriguing.
[04:03] Deme
    What is this?
[04:05] Iwatani
    Mankind's advancements haven't been all good.
[04:12] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Build a Tropaion!
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #9
[04:14] [SONG] ---
    Pai-pai-pai-pai pai-pai-pai-pai
[04:15] [SONG] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:16] ---
    Monument to Victory
[04:16] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:16] ---
    Monument to Victory
[04:16] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's build! Let's build
[04:21] [SONG] ---
    A tropaion!
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    If you win a war, build one in a hurry
[04:26] [SONG] ---
    Let's celebrate! Let's celebrate!
[04:28] ---
    Monument to Victory
[04:28] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:28] [SONG] ---
    A tropaion!
[04:30] [SONG] ---
    We'll all sing songs of victory together
[04:33] [SONG] ---
    Take the armor and helms stolen from our enemies
[04:36] [SONG] ---
    Place them on a pillar and offer them to the gods
[04:44] [SONG] ---
    Pai-pai-pai-pai pai-pai-pai-pai
[04:45] [SONG] ---
    A tropaion!
[04:46] ---
    Monument to Victory
[04:46] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:49] [SONG] ---
    Acquire! Acquire!
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    A tropaion!
[04:51] ---
    Monument to Victory
[04:51] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:52] [SONG] ---
    Someday these will become trophies!