E4 - It Always Starts With Zeus

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 4: It Always Starts With Zeus
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    Demetrius, I need to speak with you.
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    Y-Yes?
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    You know about the Olympics, I presume?
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    Of course.
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    The sports tournament that takes
    once every four years in Olympia.
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    Yes. I've been there myself before.
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    It was truly fascinating!
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    Approved by Zeus
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    Being held in Elis!
SIGN    The Olympics
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    The Olympics!
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    Super exciting chariot races!
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    Super exciting chariot races!
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    °Clothed for safety
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    100 cow sacrifices!
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    100 cow
    sacrifices
SIGN    Prepare for losses!
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    All the beef you can eat!
    All the wine you can drink!
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    Enjoy the beef meant to be offered to Zeus!
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    All the beef you can eat!
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    All the wine you can drink!
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    Five different sports that'll
    make you feel alive!
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    They'll make you feel alive!
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    Pentathlon!
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    Javelin, long jump, discus throw, wrestling,
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    Javelin!
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    Long jump
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    Discus throw
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    Wrestling
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    and the sprint!
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    Sprint
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    Did we mention all the beef you can
    eat and all the wine you can drink?
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    Enjoy the beef meant to be offered to Zeus!
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    All the wine you can drink!
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    Beautiful bodies collide in pankration!
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    Beautiful bodies collide
SIGN    Martial Arts
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    Pankration
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    It'll give you the will to live!
SIGN    It'll give you the will to live
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    Approved by Zeus
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    Being held in Elis!
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    The Olympics!
SIGN    The Olympics
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    It was truly amazing.
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    What in the world were those images?
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    And the most important thing
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    is that you get money!
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    The more people gather,
    the more money you get!
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    And so, we will also be holding
    the Olympics in Tritonia, as well!
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    What?
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    Don't get the wrong idea. It's not for money.
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    It's to save our village.
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    We just need a little money.
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    Actually, I want money.
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    Yeah, my bad. This is basically about money.
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    You'll be running this thing.
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    Wait, me?
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    That egg-carrying race idea was magnificent!
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    You're athletic and have
    plenty of time on your hands.
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    You're the only one for the job!
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    You can't be serious.
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    So I need you to think up 100 games
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    that are super interesting and
    will cost next to nothing.
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    I'm counting on you! Man, the Tritonia
    Olympics are gonna make me rich!
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    The elder is insane.
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    I can't come up with 100 so suddenly...
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    What's that sport?
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    I don't understand, but it looks fun.
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    I see. My ideas can be free.
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    Screw this!
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    Here you are!
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    So you're done?
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    Yes. I drew them on these vases.
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    This one's a sport where you stuff
    olives up your nose and blow them out.
SIGN    Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing them out
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    Drinking wine as fast as
    you can through your nose,
SIGN    Drinking wine through your nose
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    and nose boxing. So three nose sports.
SIGN    Nose boxing
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    Nose...?
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    Next, we have wrestling
    with vases on your head.
SIGN    Wrestling with vases on your head
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    What's in the vase?
SIGN    What's in the vase?
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    I'm thinking a vase pentathlon.
SIGN    Tritoniathon (Marathon, Horseback Riding, Dolphins)
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    This is a marathon,
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    horseback riding, and dolphins put together.
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    Dolphins?!
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    With this sport, the person who can throw
SIGN    Elder throw
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    the village elder the furthest wins...
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    You fool! Like we could do any of these!
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    You're back again? It's been a while.
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    You're...
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    What's wrong?
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    Please help me!
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    I see.
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    A new sport, eh?
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    The elder is irrational.
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    I heard that there were
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    plenty of unique sports
    in Ancient Greece, too...
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    Those might help.
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    Please show me!
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    Blowing olives out of your nose Tritonia 400 BCE
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    The Mystery Behind
    the Weird Sports in Ancient Greece...
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    That's...
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    There were apparently around
    100 sports like this.
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    Scholars are trying to find out why
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    they were doing such dumb sports.
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    I'm so sorry, everyone in Greece...
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    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    It Always Starts With Zeus
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #4
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    Ah, Zeus, Zeus
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    We offer you
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    the Olympics
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    If it's for you, Zeus
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    During the Olympics
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    We won't have any wars
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    If it's for you, Zeus
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    We'll spend 1 billion yen
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    And use gold and ivory
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    To erect a statue of you
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    And in the pools of that shrine
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    Will be filled olive oil