E17 - Your Pessoi

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SIGN    Episode 17 Your Pessoi
[00:31] Deme
    Mayor, I do genuinely want the
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    Tolympics to be an even greater
    event than the Olympics,
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    but I don't see what chance we have.
[00:40] Mayor
    How can you be so timid?
[00:41] Mayor
    But when it comes to our
    chances against them,
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    it's true that the Olympics
    were a marvelous thing...
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[00:49] Villager
    Hold it right there!
[00:51] Mayor
    You're from the neighboring village.
[00:52] Villager
    I've been to the Olympics, too.
[00:55] Deme
    Really?
[00:56] Villager
    The Olympics were a brutal event.
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    Horror!
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    Olympics
[01:05] Villager
    The burning hot sun!
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[01:06] Villager
    Even if it rains, you have to sleep outside!
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[01:09] Villager
    Human feces all over the
    ground, swarming with flies!
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[01:12] Villager
    And the event location is a
    50 kilometer walk from Eleia!
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    Horror!
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    Olympics
[01:20] Deme
    Mayor, that's nothing like your description!
[01:23] Deme
    Did you really go to the Olympics?
[01:24] Mayor
    You think I've got the guts to do that?
[01:26] Mayor
    It's just what I was told!
[01:28] Mayor
    It's second-, third-, fourth-hand hearsay!
[01:30] Deme
    So it's basically a lie!
[01:32] Villager
    It's so bad that if you
    threaten to take slaves who
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    won't work to the Olympics,
    they start working immediately.
[01:38] Deme
    That's awful.
[01:40] Mayor
    And that irresponsible Eleian event
    manager acted so pompous about it!
[01:43] Villager
    Authority is an incredible thing.
[01:46] Mayor
    Yes! That's it!
[01:48] Deme
    What?
[01:49] Mayor
    That's how we can beat the Olympics!
[01:51] Mayor
    Those awful conditions are its weakness!
[01:54] Mayor
    We'll come up with a hospitality
    plan that takes advantage of it!
[01:57] Mayor
    At super low cost, of course!
[01:59] Mayor
    We'll catch that wicked
    Eleian off guard, Demetrius!
[02:03] Deme
    What?
[02:04] Villager
    You've got it rough, too.
[02:06] Deme
    I really do...
[02:08] Deme
    Yeah, yeah. I'll do it, I'll do it!
[02:11] Voice
    Time travel...
[02:14] Tour
    The structure you can see over
    there is the Kaminarimon Gate.
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[02:19] All
    What the hell is he doing?
[02:20] Iwatani
    That man...
[02:22] Deme
    Thank you.
[02:24] Deme
    I haven't seen you in three days.
[02:25] Iwatani
    It's been about ten years for me.
[02:27] Iwatani
    Though it must not seem like much to
    someone traveling 2,000 years across time.
[02:31] Deme
    Now that you mention it,
    your hair is thinner.
[02:33] Deme
    By the way—
[02:34] Iwatani
    This is called a tour bus.
[02:36] Iwatani
    I'm riding this vehicle to see
    and visit places of interest.
[02:39] Deme
    I haven't asked anything yet.
[02:41] Iwatani
    But you would've, wouldn't you?
[02:42] Iwatani
    As long as you're here, why don't
    you come sightseeing around Tokyo?
[02:45] Deme
    All right.
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[02:48] Iwatani
    See?
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[02:49] Iwatani
    Look.
SIGN    Kokyo Gaien National Garden
    (Nijuubashi Bridge)
[02:51] Iwatani
    How's this?
SIGN    Akasaka Palace
[02:52] Iwatani
    Here.
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[02:53] Iwatani
    There.
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[02:55] Iwatani
    We had a lot of fun.
[02:57] Iwatani
    Why don't you stay here tonight?
[02:58] Deme
    Then I shall sleep here.
[03:01] Iwatani
    Ancient Greek camping does intrigue
    me, but let's stay at a hotel tonight.
[03:05] Iwatani
    I've been wanting to try the capsule
    hotel that was recently built.
[03:09] Deme
    Capsule?
[03:11] Deme
    What's this?
[03:12] Deme
    There are so many spots for people
    to sleep in such a small space!
[03:16] Deme
    And it's surprisingly comfortable.
[03:18] Deme
    I could get used to this.
[03:20] Deme
    It's like being inside a vase...
[03:25] Deme
    I'm back.
[03:27] Deme
    All right. Let's do this!
[03:31] Apo
    What you see on your right
    is the Tortonian sea.
[03:38] Apo
    We'll be arriving at your lodgings shortly.
[03:44] Villager
    This is surprisingly comfortable.
[03:47] Villager
    And it keeps the bugs away.
[03:49] Mayor
    A horse-drawn carriage tour and vase hotel!
[03:51] Mayor
    What great ideas!
[03:53] Deme
    Aren't they?
[03:55] Eleia
    Business seems to be booming.
[03:57] Mayor
    The loathsome Eleian!
[03:59] Eleia
    But there's something our Olympics
    have that this village lacks.
[04:04] Both
    Wh-What?!
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    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Your Pessoi
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    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #17
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    Your pessoi
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    Is a shard of pottery
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    As sharp as you
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    When it touches the softest parts of your butt
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    It seems like it would cut it
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    My pessoi
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    Is a pebble from the beach
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    With my smooth pessoi
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    Wipe your butt clean
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    And throw it out the window
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    No waste water is treated
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    On this Athenian hill