E16 - Cheater

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 16 Cheater
[00:31] Eleia
    Tolympics?
[00:33] Mayor
    Th-That's right!
[00:34] ---
    The Tortonian Olympics
    is just a tentative name!
[00:37] Mayor
    Its official name is the Tolympics!
[00:40] Mayor
    It's completely different from
    your ancient and noble Olympics!
[00:44] Deme
    That's right! Ours is practically trash!
[00:47] Mayor
    What?!
[00:49] Eleia
    Fine, then.
[00:51] Eleia
    But you used the name without
[00:53] Eleia
    the authorization of the
    Eleian Olympics Committee.
[00:56] Eleia
    Unauthorized use of vase paintings
    is strictly prohibited.
[01:00] Both
    Yes, of course!
[01:02] Eleia
    Goodbye, then.
[01:06] Mayor
    That was close.
[01:07] ---
    I thought Eleia was going to fine us.
[01:10] Mayor
    I can't afford to lose any more money.
[01:13] Deme
    Any more?
[01:14] Mayor
    I spent too much money
    promoting the Tolympics.
[01:18] Mayor
    At this rate, even if we hold
    the event, I'll be losing money.
[01:21] Mayor
    Isn't there anything that
    can be done, Demetrius?
[01:24] Deme
    I don't know the first thing about money.
[01:26] Mayor
    You brute! Don't you care about
    the Tolympics you named yourself?
[01:31] Mayor
    You need to come up with a revitalizing
    idea that will make me money!
[01:34] Mayor
    Find the golden apple tree!
[01:37] Deme
    If I knew how to make money,
    I'd make money for myself!
[01:41] Voice
    Time travel...
[01:45] Deme
    Where am I?
[01:48] Man
    Are you a Roman?
[01:50] Iwatani
    This man is an ancient Greek.
[01:52] Deme
    Sir, what is this place?
[01:55] Iwatani
    A public bathhouse.
[01:56] Iwatani
    Apparently, they had them in
    ancient Greek gymnasiums.
[02:01] Iwatani
    I think the ancient Romans were
    the first to use hot water.
[02:06] Deme
    A painting of Mt. Olympus. Marvelous...
[02:11] Deme
    What are these paintings
    and words around it?
SIGN    Post-Bath
    Milk and Juice
SIGN    Barber Midas
SIGN    Olive Soap
[02:13] Iwatani
    They're advertisements.
[02:15] Iwatani
    Sponsors, in other words,
    the owners of the advertisements
[02:19] ---
    pay money to promote their products.
[02:21] Iwatani
    After all, people gather at public baths.
[02:23] Deme
    I see. People will look at them.
[02:27] Deme
    There are all kinds of advertisements.
[02:30] Deme
    That fishmonger's advertisement is moving!
[02:32] Iwatani
    That's a tattoo.
[02:34] Deme
    It's a tattoo?
[02:36] Deme
    It has beautiful colors the tattoos
    of the barbarians of Thrace lack.
[02:41] Deme
    I thought he'd painted an
    advertisement on his body.
[02:48] Deme
    Eureka! Eureka!
[02:51] Iwatani
    Did you figure out how to
    measure the volume of a shape?
[02:54] Deme
    This is it!
[02:56] Thug
    Who the hell are you?
[02:57] Deme
    Huh?
[03:00] Voice
    Time travel...
[03:06] Deme
    Mayor!
[03:07] Mayor
    What?
[03:08] Deme
    Sponsors!
[03:09] ---
    Tons of people will come to the Tolympics!
[03:12] Deme
    Everyone will be watching the games!
[03:15] Deme
    So we'll sell the rights to put up
    advertisements on the bodies of the
[03:18] ---
    athletes and the arenas, as official
    sponsors of the Tolympics!
[03:22] Deme
    Wine, bread, meat, fish,
    cheese, fruit, olive oil!
[03:27] Deme
    The athletes' entire bodies will
    become vehicles for advertisements!
SIGN    Pilopos
    Olive Orchard
SIGN    Cheese By
    Pampilos
SIGN    Zosimus' Meats
SIGN    Zenon's
    Wine Shop
SIGN    Alexis Bread
SIGN    Fruits
    Hermagoras
[03:28] ---
    Meliton Fresh Fish
[03:31] Mayor
    I see! That'll make money!
[03:36] Sponsor
    Excuse me.
[03:37] Mayor
    We have guests, Demetrius.
[03:40] Deme
    Sponsors, how can I help you?
[03:42] Sponsor
    It's about the Tolympics.
[03:44] Sign
    Pilopos Olive Orchard
[03:44] Sponsor
    Could you postpone it until
    olive harvest season is over?
[03:48] Sponsor
    Could you shout my business' name when
    an athlete crosses the finish line?
[03:48] Sign
    Zosimos' Meats!
[03:52] Sponsor
    Tell the athletes to move
SIGN    Fruits
    Hermagoras
[03:53] ---
    so that my business's name can
    always be seen by the audience.
[03:58] Deme
    They're competitive games.
    We can't accommodate those requests...
[04:00] Sponsor
    We're paying money for this service!
[04:03] Deme
    Now I have more problems...
[04:06] Mayor
    I'm not returning their money!
SIGN    Cheater
[04:08] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #16
[04:10] [SONG] ---
    Tyrant tyrant Nero
[04:14] [SONG] ---
    You are an incredible man
[04:18] [SONG] ---
    But you are cheater
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    On a whim you delayed
[04:24] [SONG] ---
    The Olympics by two years
SIGN    211th Olympics
    Year 69 → Year 67
    (Came to Greece on vacation)
[04:28] [SONG] ---
    Just because you wanted to sing
[04:29] [SONG] ---
    You added more games to the event
SIGN    Leaving One's Seat Prohibited
    During Emperor's Performance
[04:34] [SONG] ---
    You fell during the chariot race
[04:36] [SONG] ---
    But shockingly won regardless
[04:39] [SONG] ---
    Even if you win 1,808 times
SIGN    °Erased from official records after Nero's death
[04:43] [SONG] ---
    You'll only be buried beneath olive wreaths
[04:47] [SONG] ---
    Tyrant tyrant Nero
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    You are an incredible man
[04:55] [SONG] ---
    But you are a cheater