# E16 - Cheater
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWVE5EY/cheater)
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 16 Cheater
**[00:31] Eleia**
Tolympics?
**[00:33] Mayor**
Th-That's right!
**[00:34] ---**
The Tortonian Olympics
is just a tentative name!
**[00:37] Mayor**
Its official name is the Tolympics!
**[00:40] Mayor**
It's completely different from
your ancient and noble Olympics!
**[00:44] Deme**
That's right! Ours is practically trash!
**[00:47] Mayor**
What?!
**[00:49] Eleia**
Fine, then.
**[00:51] Eleia**
But you used the name without
**[00:53] Eleia**
the authorization of the
Eleian Olympics Committee.
**[00:56] Eleia**
Unauthorized use of vase paintings
is strictly prohibited.
**[01:00] Both**
Yes, of course!
**[01:02] Eleia**
Goodbye, then.
**[01:06] Mayor**
That was close.
**[01:07] ---**
I thought Eleia was going to fine us.
**[01:10] Mayor**
I can't afford to lose any more money.
**[01:13] Deme**
Any more?
**[01:14] Mayor**
I spent too much money
promoting the Tolympics.
**[01:18] Mayor**
At this rate, even if we hold
the event, I'll be losing money.
**[01:21] Mayor**
Isn't there anything that
can be done, Demetrius?
**[01:24] Deme**
I don't know the first thing about money.
**[01:26] Mayor**
You brute! Don't you care about
the Tolympics you named yourself?
**[01:31] Mayor**
You need to come up with a revitalizing
idea that will make me money!
**[01:34] Mayor**
Find the golden apple tree!
**[01:37] Deme**
If I knew how to make money,
I'd make money for myself!
**[01:41] Voice**
Time travel...
**[01:45] Deme**
Where am I?
**[01:48] Man**
Are you a Roman?
**[01:50] Iwatani**
This man is an ancient Greek.
**[01:52] Deme**
Sir, what is this place?
**[01:55] Iwatani**
A public bathhouse.
**[01:56] Iwatani**
Apparently, they had them in
ancient Greek gymnasiums.
**[02:01] Iwatani**
I think the ancient Romans were
the first to use hot water.
**[02:06] Deme**
*A painting of Mt. Olympus. Marvelous...*
**[02:11] Deme**
What are these paintings
and words around it?
***SIGN*** Post-Bath
Milk and Juice
***SIGN*** Barber Midas
***SIGN*** Olive Soap
**[02:13] Iwatani**
They're advertisements.
**[02:15] Iwatani**
Sponsors, in other words,
the owners of the advertisements
**[02:19] ---**
pay money to promote their products.
**[02:21] Iwatani**
After all, people gather at public baths.
**[02:23] Deme**
I see. People will look at them.
**[02:27] Deme**
There are all kinds of advertisements.
**[02:30] Deme**
That fishmonger's advertisement is moving!
**[02:32] Iwatani**
That's a tattoo.
**[02:34] Deme**
It's a tattoo?
**[02:36] Deme**
It has beautiful colors the tattoos
of the barbarians of Thrace lack.
**[02:41] Deme**
I thought he'd painted an
advertisement on his body.
**[02:48] Deme**
Eureka! Eureka!
**[02:51] Iwatani**
Did you figure out how to
measure the volume of a shape?
**[02:54] Deme**
This is it!
**[02:56] Thug**
Who the hell are you?
**[02:57] Deme**
Huh?
**[03:00] Voice**
Time travel...
**[03:06] Deme**
Mayor!
**[03:07] Mayor**
What?
**[03:08] Deme**
Sponsors!
**[03:09] ---**
Tons of people will come to the Tolympics!
**[03:12] Deme**
Everyone will be watching the games!
**[03:15] Deme**
So we'll sell the rights to put up
advertisements on the bodies of the
**[03:18] ---**
athletes and the arenas, as official
sponsors of the Tolympics!
**[03:22] Deme**
Wine, bread, meat, fish,
cheese, fruit, olive oil!
**[03:27] Deme**
The athletes' entire bodies will
become vehicles for advertisements!
***SIGN*** Pilopos
Olive Orchard
***SIGN*** Cheese By
Pampilos
***SIGN*** Zosimus' Meats
***SIGN*** Zenon's
Wine Shop
***SIGN*** Alexis Bread
***SIGN*** Fruits
Hermagoras
**[03:28] ---**
Meliton Fresh Fish
**[03:31] Mayor**
I see! That'll make money!
**[03:36] Sponsor**
Excuse me.
**[03:37] Mayor**
We have guests, Demetrius.
**[03:40] Deme**
Sponsors, how can I help you?
**[03:42] Sponsor**
It's about the Tolympics.
**[03:44] Sign**
Pilopos Olive Orchard
**[03:44] Sponsor**
Could you postpone it until
olive harvest season is over?
**[03:48] Sponsor**
Could you shout my business' name when
an athlete crosses the finish line?
**[03:48] Sign**
Zosimos' Meats!
**[03:52] Sponsor**
Tell the athletes to move
***SIGN*** Fruits
Hermagoras
**[03:53] ---**
so that my business's name can
always be seen by the audience.
**[03:58] Deme**
They're competitive games.
We can't accommodate those requests...
**[04:00] Sponsor**
We're paying money for this service!
**[04:03] Deme**
Now I have more problems...
**[04:06] Mayor**
I'm not returning their money!
***SIGN*** Cheater
**[04:08] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #16
**[04:10] [SONG] ---**
Tyrant tyrant Nero
**[04:14] [SONG] ---**
You are an incredible man
**[04:18] [SONG] ---**
But you are cheater
**[04:22] [SONG] ---**
On a whim you delayed
**[04:24] [SONG] ---**
The Olympics by two years
***SIGN*** 211th Olympics
Year 69 → Year 67
(Came to Greece on vacation)
**[04:28] [SONG] ---**
Just because you wanted to sing
**[04:29] [SONG] ---**
You added more games to the event
***SIGN*** Leaving One's Seat Prohibited
During Emperor's Performance
**[04:34] [SONG] ---**
You fell during the chariot race
**[04:36] [SONG] ---**
But shockingly won regardless
**[04:39] [SONG] ---**
Even if you win 1,808 times
***SIGN*** °Erased from official records after Nero's death
**[04:43] [SONG] ---**
You'll only be buried beneath olive wreaths
**[04:47] [SONG] ---**
Tyrant tyrant Nero
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
You are an incredible man
**[04:55] [SONG] ---**
But you are a cheater