E14 - What is Your Thlon

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 14 What is Your Thlon
SIGN    I visited Olympia,
    birthplace of
    the original
    Eleian Olympics ♥
[00:34] Mayor
    The original Eleian Olympics brand is strong.
[00:39] Mayor
    Just having words like
    "original" and "birthplace"
SIGN    Original Athenean-style
    Baklava
SIGN    Birthplace of
    Bean Soup
[00:42] Mayor
    on your shop's sign brings
    customers flooding in.
[00:47] Deme
    You think so?
[00:49] Mayor
    I wish I could say Tortonia was the
    birthplace of at least one game.
[00:54] Deme
    Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing
    them out originated in Tortonia.
[00:58] Mayor
    Not those! Something cooler
    and more mainstream!
[01:00] Mayor
    I know! We'll pretend we invented something!
[01:03] Deme
    That's ridiculous. Someone's
    bound to find out.
[01:05] Mayor
    I'm sure men of the future will just
    decided based off vase paintings.
SIGN    Men Of the Future
[01:10] Mayor
    If you paint something,
    they'll think it was so.
[01:13] Deme
    If we get up to something, it could cause
    a problem and affect the tournament.
[01:17] Mayor
    Come up with a plausible origin
    story and leave our mark on history.
[01:20] Mayor
    You should depict... the pentathlon.
[01:23] Mayor
    It's the king of sports
    featuring discus throwing,
[01:25] Mayor
    long jump, javelin throwing,
    wrestling, and stadion!
[01:29] Mayor
    And would you believe it?
    Tortonia was the birthplace of the pentathlon!
[01:34] Mayor
    So cool!
[01:35] Mayor
    Think about it!
[01:39] Deme
    I can't do it!
[01:41] Voice
    Time travel...
[01:48] Iwatani
    You sure do time travel and hang out
    in my house like you belong here.
[01:53] Deme
    I'm sorry. I was just thinking.
[01:56] Iwatani
    It's like something you'd see in comics.
[01:59] Iwatani
    Here. I'll hear what you have
    to say over some snacks.
[02:03] Deme
    Thank you.
[02:08] Iwatani
    The origin of the pentathlon?
[02:09] Iwatani
    I don't know about the ancient pentathlon,
    but I do know about the modern pentathlon.
[02:13] Deme
    Modern pentathlon? What is that like?
SIGN    Sports News
[02:16] Iwatani
    First, there's horseback riding.
SIGN    Horseback
    Riding
[02:17] Iwatani
    Even ancient Greece has horse events, right?
[02:21] Iwatani
    Then there's fencing.
SIGN    Fencing
[02:22] Iwatani
    It's sword-based combat.
[02:24] Iwatani
    Then there's shooting.
SIGN    Shooting
[02:26] Iwatani
    It's sort of like an archery competition.
[02:30] Iwatani
    Next there's swimming.
SIGN    Swimming
[02:33] Iwatani
    Finally, there's cross country.
SIGN    Cross Country Running
[02:35] Iwatani
    It's a footrace through the mountains.
[02:38] Deme
    This makes no sense!
[02:40] Deme
    It's far more ridiculous
    than our own pentathlon!
[02:44] Iwatani
    You seem happy about that.
[02:45] Iwatani
    But even this has a proper origin story.
[02:48] Deme
    What?
[02:49] Iwatani
    Long ago, there was a country called France.
[02:51] Iwatani
    This was back when they had
    an emperor named Napoleon.
[02:54] Iwatani
    There was an officer who was ordered to
    report his military achievements to his men.
SIGN    Report your military achievements to your men!
[02:58] Iwatani
    He charged through enemy lines on horseback,
SIGN    Charge enemy lines on horseback!
[03:00] Iwatani
    defeated enemies using sword and gun,
SIGN    Defeat enemies using your gun and sword!
SIGN    Swim across the river!
[03:02] Iwatani
    swam across river, and ran
    through mountains to do it!
SIGN    Run through the mountains!
[03:06] Iwatani
    And the pentathlon was based off of that.
[03:08] Deme
    I see. I'm surprised.
[03:11] Deme
    So it's based on a single story.
[03:13] Deme
    It seemed crazy, but it wasn't after all!
[03:17] Iwatani
    Yeah, your existence is way crazier.
[03:23] Deme
    I should base it off of a story.
[03:27] Wife
    You good-for-nothing!
[03:31] Deme
    Mayor? And his wife?
[03:34] Wife
    The Olympics? You must be dreaming!
[03:39] Mayor
    No! I promise I'll make money this time!
[03:47] Wife
    Hurry up and conquer the mayor
    of a neighboring village!
[03:54] Wife
    You useless husband!
[03:58] Mayor
    She's going to kill me!
[04:03] Deme
    This is the origin of the pentathlon!
SIGN    What is Your Thlon
[04:07] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #14
SIGN    Something-thlon Exercise
[04:08] [SONG] Song
    Two games makes a biathlon
[04:11] [SONG] Song
    Shooting and skiing
[04:14] [SONG] Song
    Three games makes a triathlon
[04:17] [SONG] Song
    Swimming, biking, long-distance running
[04:20] [SONG] Song
    Four games makes a tetrathlon
[04:22] [SONG] Song
    Hurdles, shot-put, running high jump, and short-distance running
[04:26] [SONG] Song
    Five games makes a pentathlon
[04:28] [SONG] Song
    Long jump, discus throwing, stadion, javelin throwing, and wrestling
[04:31] [SONG] Song
    Seven games makes a heptathlon
[04:33] [SONG] Song
    Hurdles, running high jump, shot-put, 200m race, long jump javelin throwing, and middle-distance running
[04:37] [SONG] Song
    Eight games makes an octathlon
[04:39] [SONG] Song
    100m race, long jump, shot-put, 400m race, 110m hurdles, javelin throwing, running high jump, and 1500m race
[04:43] [SONG] Song
    Ten games makes an decathlon
[04:44] [SONG] Song
    100m race, long jump, shot-put, running high jump 400m race, 110m hurdles, discus throw, pole vaulting, javelin throwing, and 1500m race
[04:49] [SONG] Song
    20 games makes an icosathlon
[04:50] [SONG] Song
    100m race, long jump, 200m hurdles, shot-put, 5000m race, 800m race, running high jump, 400m race, hammer throw, 3000m obstacle course,
    110m hurdles, discus throw, 200m race, pole vault, 3000m race, 400m hurdles, javelin throwing, 1500m race, triple jump, and 10000m race
SIGN    Editor (35)
SIGN    Director (41)
SIGN    Chief Editor (41)