# E14 - What is Your Thlon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679EJJVY/what-is-your-thlon)
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 14 What is Your Thlon
***SIGN*** I visited Olympia,
birthplace of
the original
Eleian Olympics ♥
**[00:34] Mayor**
The original Eleian Olympics brand is strong.
**[00:39] Mayor**
Just having words like
"original" and "birthplace"
***SIGN*** Original Athenean-style
Baklava
***SIGN*** Birthplace of
Bean Soup
**[00:42] Mayor**
on your shop's sign brings
customers flooding in.
**[00:47] Deme**
You think so?
**[00:49] Mayor**
I wish I could say Tortonia was the
birthplace of at least one game.
**[00:54] Deme**
Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing
them out originated in Tortonia.
**[00:58] Mayor**
Not those! Something cooler
and more mainstream!
**[01:00] Mayor**
I know! We'll pretend we invented something!
**[01:03] Deme**
That's ridiculous. Someone's
bound to find out.
**[01:05] Mayor**
I'm sure men of the future will just
decided based off vase paintings.
***SIGN*** Men Of the Future
**[01:10] Mayor**
If you paint something,
they'll think it was so.
**[01:13] Deme**
If we get up to something, it could cause
a problem and affect the tournament.
**[01:17] Mayor**
Come up with a plausible origin
story and leave our mark on history.
**[01:20] Mayor**
You should depict... the pentathlon.
**[01:23] Mayor**
It's the king of sports
featuring discus throwing,
**[01:25] Mayor**
long jump, javelin throwing,
wrestling, and stadion!
**[01:29] Mayor**
And would you believe it?
Tortonia was the birthplace of the pentathlon!
**[01:34] Mayor**
So cool!
**[01:35] Mayor**
Think about it!
**[01:39] Deme**
I can't do it!
**[01:41] Voice**
Time travel...
**[01:48] Iwatani**
You sure do time travel and hang out
in my house like you belong here.
**[01:53] Deme**
I'm sorry. I was just thinking.
**[01:56] Iwatani**
It's like something you'd see in comics.
**[01:59] Iwatani**
Here. I'll hear what you have
to say over some snacks.
**[02:03] Deme**
Thank you.
**[02:08] Iwatani**
The origin of the pentathlon?
**[02:09] Iwatani**
I don't know about the ancient pentathlon,
but I do know about the modern pentathlon.
**[02:13] Deme**
Modern pentathlon? What is that like?
***SIGN*** Sports News
**[02:16] Iwatani**
First, there's horseback riding.
***SIGN*** Horseback
Riding
**[02:17] Iwatani**
Even ancient Greece has horse events, right?
**[02:21] Iwatani**
Then there's fencing.
***SIGN*** Fencing
**[02:22] Iwatani**
It's sword-based combat.
**[02:24] Iwatani**
Then there's shooting.
***SIGN*** Shooting
**[02:26] Iwatani**
It's sort of like an archery competition.
**[02:30] Iwatani**
Next there's swimming.
***SIGN*** Swimming
**[02:33] Iwatani**
Finally, there's cross country.
***SIGN*** Cross Country Running
**[02:35] Iwatani**
It's a footrace through the mountains.
**[02:38] Deme**
This makes no sense!
**[02:40] Deme**
It's far more ridiculous
than our own pentathlon!
**[02:44] Iwatani**
You seem happy about that.
**[02:45] Iwatani**
But even this has a proper origin story.
**[02:48] Deme**
What?
**[02:49] Iwatani**
Long ago, there was a country called France.
**[02:51] Iwatani**
This was back when they had
an emperor named Napoleon.
**[02:54] Iwatani**
There was an officer who was ordered to
report his military achievements to his men.
***SIGN*** Report your military achievements to your men!
**[02:58] Iwatani**
He charged through enemy lines on horseback,
***SIGN*** Charge enemy lines on horseback!
**[03:00] Iwatani**
defeated enemies using sword and gun,
***SIGN*** Defeat enemies using your gun and sword!
***SIGN*** Swim across the river!
**[03:02] Iwatani**
swam across river, and ran
through mountains to do it!
***SIGN*** Run through the mountains!
**[03:06] Iwatani**
And the pentathlon was based off of that.
**[03:08] Deme**
I see. I'm surprised.
**[03:11] Deme**
So it's based on a single story.
**[03:13] Deme**
It seemed crazy, but it wasn't after all!
**[03:17] Iwatani**
Yeah, your existence is way crazier.
**[03:23] Deme**
I should base it off of a story.
**[03:27] Wife**
You good-for-nothing!
**[03:31] Deme**
Mayor? And his wife?
**[03:34] Wife**
The Olympics? You must be dreaming!
**[03:39] Mayor**
No! I promise I'll make money this time!
**[03:47] Wife**
Hurry up and conquer the mayor
of a neighboring village!
**[03:54] Wife**
You useless husband!
**[03:58] Mayor**
She's going to kill me!
**[04:03] Deme**
This is the origin of the pentathlon!
***SIGN*** What is Your Thlon
**[04:07] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #14
***SIGN*** Something-thlon Exercise
**[04:08] [SONG] Song**
Two games makes a biathlon
**[04:11] [SONG] Song**
Shooting and skiing
**[04:14] [SONG] Song**
Three games makes a triathlon
**[04:17] [SONG] Song**
Swimming, biking, long-distance running
**[04:20] [SONG] Song**
Four games makes a tetrathlon
**[04:22] [SONG] Song**
Hurdles, shot-put, running high jump, and short-distance running
**[04:26] [SONG] Song**
Five games makes a pentathlon
**[04:28] [SONG] Song**
Long jump, discus throwing, stadion, javelin throwing, and wrestling
**[04:31] [SONG] Song**
Seven games makes a heptathlon
**[04:33] [SONG] Song**
Hurdles, running high jump, shot-put, 200m race, long jump javelin throwing, and middle-distance running
**[04:37] [SONG] Song**
Eight games makes an octathlon
**[04:39] [SONG] Song**
100m race, long jump, shot-put, 400m race, 110m hurdles, javelin throwing, running high jump, and 1500m race
**[04:43] [SONG] Song**
Ten games makes an decathlon
**[04:44] [SONG] Song**
100m race, long jump, shot-put, running high jump 400m race, 110m hurdles, discus throw, pole vaulting, javelin throwing, and 1500m race
**[04:49] [SONG] Song**
20 games makes an icosathlon
**[04:50] [SONG] Song**
100m race, long jump, 200m hurdles, shot-put, 5000m race, 800m race, running high jump, 400m race, hammer throw, 3000m obstacle course,
110m hurdles, discus throw, 200m race, pole vault, 3000m race, 400m hurdles, javelin throwing, 1500m race, triple jump, and 10000m race
***SIGN*** Editor (35)
***SIGN*** Director (41)
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