E1 - You Are Hellenese

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 1: You Are Hellenese
SIGN    400 BCE Tortonia, Greece
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    Long ago, in the distant land of Greece,
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    in the seaside village of Tortonia.
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    My beloved Apollonia.
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    If only you were actually Apollonia.
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    I love you, Demetrius.
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    That would never happen.
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    Hey, Demetrius!
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    The mayor!
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    Quit playing around and get back here!
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    Thank! You!
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    For! Waiting!
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    That agility could make me a lot of money.
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    You're out here slacking off again?
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    I'm sorry.
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    I issued orders to four entire slaves.
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    I'm completely exhausted.
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    Go clean your room.
SIGN    Ancient Greek
SIGN    Work Etiquette
SIGN    Fin
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    Yes, sir.
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    It shouldn't matter what I say!
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    Despite being Greek, you've got
    practically no interest in honor!
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    The way you waste that body
    of yours must drive it to tears!
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    Bodies don't cry.
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    Yours most certainly is!
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    This is why my daughter Apollonia
    isn't interested in you.
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    You should use that body to earn honor
    and glory through athletic feats!
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    Yes, at the Olympics!
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    But the Olympics are scary...
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    Coward! No honor, no courage, no money!
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    You're a worthless human who has nothing at all!
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    You're not Demetrius, you're Demitri-useless!
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    Demitri-useless, hey! Demitri-useless, hey!
    Demitri-useless, hey!
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    You dumb jerk!
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    Wait! I'm not done...
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    I'm just happy painting pictures on pots.
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    You suck!
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    This dolphin is better than you are.
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    Rrrgh...
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    You're not cut out for painting.
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    Come on, participate in the Olympics.
    Become a hero.
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    I don't want to!
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    If I lose, I'll have rocks thrown at me without mercy and be mocked!
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    It's for honor and glory!
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    It'll be lucrative, too!
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    Only beasts fight one another until they're bloody!
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    You imbecile!
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    The most important thing in life is honor!
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    Work for honor, struggle for honor!
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    Honor is money! Honor is beautiful!
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    You honor-obsessed jerk!
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    Wait! I'm not done...
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    Honor, honor, honor, honor...
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    The mayor should just marry honor already.
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    Does he think he'll earn honor
    by staying cooped up in there?
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    What do I enjoy doing?
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    What am I good at?
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    Time travel...
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    Time travel...
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    Time travel...
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    Time travel...
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    Time travel...
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    Time travel...
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    Time travel...
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    Where am I?
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    Heaven?
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    What...
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    ...is this place?
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    Z-Zeus?!
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    He's eating a thunderbolt!
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    It's a baked yam. Who are you?
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    I am Hellenese.
SIGN    Hellenese = what the ancient Greeks called themselves
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    Hellenese? I suppose you are
    speaking ancient Greek...
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    What is the name of this polis?
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    This is...
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    Tokyo.
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    Tokyo?
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    I didn't understand anything.
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    Tokyopolis.
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    On this day, I began seeing another world.
SIGN    You Are Hellenes
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    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #1
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    You are Hellenese, one individual citizen
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    You are Hellenese, a citizen of Greece
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    Ah, gather in the agora (public space)
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    I wish to hold an ecclesia (popular assembly) with you
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    But because you are a girl
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    A
    h
    h
    h
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    You are forbidden to participate
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    A
    h
    h
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    You are Hellenese, one individual citizen
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    You are Hellenese, a citizen of Greece
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    Ah, when I am with you
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    Even if we are in a mere polis
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    Polis
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    My heart soars
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    And I feel like I'm in an acropolis
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    Acropolis