# E9 - Build a Tropaion
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 9: Build a Tropaion!
**[00:32] Deme**
It's so hot.
**[00:34] Deme**
It'll be summer soon.
**[00:36] Mayor**
Speaking of summer, there's war!
**[00:37] Mayor**
It's the summer of war! The mayor's summer!
**[00:40] Mayor**
We're about to get busy!
**[00:41] Deme**
Surely we don't need to do this
every year when it's so hot out.
**[00:45] Deme**
In the first place, I don't like conflict.
**[00:47] Mayor**
You really are unusual.
**[00:49] Mayor**
Are you sure you're not a Japanese
voice actor pretending to be Greek?
**[00:53] Deme**
You're not making any sense.
**[00:55] Mayor**
My wife won't shut up about pillaging
new roof tiles since ours are broken.
**[01:02] Mayor**
And I'd like a cool staff for myself.
**[01:05] Mayor**
So get cracking! You guys, not me.
**[01:08] Deme**
We nearly got into a war with the
neighboring village recently.
**[01:10] Deme**
You seemed unhappy about that.
**[01:12] Mayor**
Those guys take things too seriously. I bet
a war with them would produce casualties.
**[01:16] Mayor**
What is this, the Persian War?
**[01:18] Mayor**
Greek wars should be more civilized!
***SIGN*** The Finest War
**[01:21] Deme**
I see...
**[01:22] Mayor**
I don't like being invaded,
but I love wars that I can win!
**[01:25] Mayor**
It's like getting honor and wealth for free!
**[01:28] Deme**
Honor and wealth again?
**[01:30] Mayor**
I know! If there's anything we can
use in our Olympics, go pillage it!
**[01:34] Mayor**
We'll use everything we can!
**[01:36] Deme**
We can't use stolen goods!
**[01:39] Mayor**
Can't, my ass!
**[01:41] Mayor**
You're the one who can't do anything,
Demetrius—no, Demitri-useless!
**[01:44] Mayor**
First you're scared of the Olympics,
and now you're scared of war?
**[01:48] Mayor**
You're scared of everything everyone likes!
**[01:50] Mayor**
Demitri-useless, hey! Demitri-useless, hey!
Demitri-useless, hey!
**[01:54] Deme**
You pillaging old man!
**[01:56] Mayor**
Wait! I'm not done dancing...
**[01:59] Deme**
*War... What a pain in the ass.*
**[02:02] Village**
Hey, Demetrius. It's nearly war season.
**[02:05] Village**
I'm thinking about taking
eight casks of wine with me.
**[02:07] Village**
You think that's enough?
**[02:08] Deme**
Do you think you're going on a picnic?
**[02:10] Deme**
Dried figs don't count as snacks, you know.
**[02:13] Village**
You're just a low-class citizen.
**[02:15] Village**
Your job is to throw rocks from afar.
**[02:17] ---**
You've got nothing to worry about.
**[02:18] Village**
I hope I'm lucky enough to steal
some new slaves this year.
**[02:22] Village**
At the very least, I'd like some new armor.
**[02:24] Village**
Oh, do you want to hear my list of
top ten items I've pillaged in wars?
***SIGN*** Top 10 Pillaged Items
**[02:28] Deme**
No!
**[02:29] Village**
Tada! Number 10 is this: a Spartan spear!
***SIGN*** Spartan Spear (Sparta)
**[02:32] Village**
Try holding it! Go on!
**[02:34] Deme**
I don't want to hold a—
**[02:38] Voice**
Time travel...
**[02:43] Iwatani**
Oh, it's you.
**[02:45] Deme**
Sir.
**[02:46] Iwatani**
Neither of us are surprised anymore.
**[02:49] Deme**
I have come numerous times now.
**[02:51] Iwatani**
You seem kind of down.
**[02:53] Deme**
It's nearly war season,
and I don't want to go.
**[02:57] Iwatani**
Apparently the Greeks wage
war during the summer.
***SIGN*** Celebrating the Olympics
**[03:00] Deme**
That's right. It's so hot and difficult,
**[03:02] ---**
but if you say that,
everyone treats you like a coward.
**[03:05] Deme**
I can't stand it.
**[03:07] Iwatani**
I see.
**[03:07] Deme**
Yes.
**[03:08] Deme**
When does Tokyopolis wage its wars?
**[03:13] Iwatani**
It's already over.
**[03:15] Deme**
What? I'm so jealous.
**[03:17] Deme**
When is the next one?
**[03:20] Iwatani**
I don't think we'll go to war anymore.
**[03:22] Deme**
What? This truly is an unusual polis.
**[03:26] Iwatani**
Do you have some time to spare?
**[03:32] Deme**
Tokyopolis is such an advanced city.
**[03:35] Deme**
Its wars must be even safer than Greece's.
**[03:37] Deme**
I'm jealous.
**[03:38] Iwatani**
Apparently not many people
died in ancient Greek wars.
**[03:43] Deme**
What?
**[03:43] Sign**
Apollo Theater
**[03:45] Deme**
It's a theater. What's on the program?
**[03:48] Deme**
Aristophanes' comedies
are popular these days.
**[03:52] Iwatani**
War.
**[03:53] Deme**
War? You mean Tokyo's? Intriguing.
**[04:03] Deme**
What is this?
**[04:05] Iwatani**
Mankind's advancements haven't been all good.
**[04:12] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Build a Tropaion!
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #9
**[04:14] [SONG] ---**
Pai-pai-pai-pai pai-pai-pai-pai
**[04:15] [SONG] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:16] ---**
Monument to Victory
**[04:16] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:16] ---**
Monument to Victory
**[04:16] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's build! Let's build
**[04:21] [SONG] ---**
A tropaion!
**[04:22] [SONG] ---**
If you win a war, build one in a hurry
**[04:26] [SONG] ---**
Let's celebrate! Let's celebrate!
**[04:28] ---**
Monument to Victory
**[04:28] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:28] [SONG] ---**
A tropaion!
**[04:30] [SONG] ---**
We'll all sing songs of victory together
**[04:33] [SONG] ---**
Take the armor and helms stolen from our enemies
**[04:36] [SONG] ---**
Place them on a pillar and offer them to the gods
**[04:44] [SONG] ---**
Pai-pai-pai-pai pai-pai-pai-pai
**[04:45] [SONG] ---**
A tropaion!
**[04:46] ---**
Monument to Victory
**[04:46] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:49] [SONG] ---**
Acquire! Acquire!
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
A tropaion!
**[04:51] ---**
Monument to Victory
**[04:51] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
Someday these will become trophies!