# E8 - Endless Summer Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYZJNQJGR/endless-summer)
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***SIGN***    Extra
***SIGN***    Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN***    Episode 8: Endless Summer
**[00:30] Mayor**
    Soon we should select participants from
    Tortonia for the Tortonian Olympics.
**[00:36] Deme**
    Are there any viable
    candidates in our village?
**[00:40] Mayor**
    This man looks pretty strong.
**[00:42] ---**
    How about pankration?
**[00:43] Deme**
    This man likes building muscle,
    but he's terrible at sports.
**[00:48] Villager**
    I lost! A fight! To a child!
**[00:51] Mayor**
    Are you guys good at anything?
**[00:54] Villager**
    I'm good at playing the horn.
**[00:56] Honeuros**
    I'm a good singer.
**[00:59] Deme**
    See? There's nobody in our
    village who likes sports.
**[01:03] Mayor**
    Fine. Come up with some new games
    that they'll be able to win.
**[01:06] Mayor**
    Ones that don't overlap with the
    Elian Olympics or other events!
**[01:11] Mayor**
    I don't want people to flame
    our village for plagiarism!
**[01:13] Deme**
    More unreasonable demands?
**[01:15] Mayor**
    Go on, go do your thing in that
    place called Tokyo or whatever!
**[01:18] Mayor**
    Zeus, strike this man with a thunderbolt!
**[01:21] Deme**
    Hey! Don't shove me into a vase!
**[01:24] Mayor**
    How does this thing work?
**[01:28] Deme**
    What is this?!
**[01:30] Deme**
    There's a tiny person inside this box!
**[01:32] Iwatani**
    It's that guy who keeps
    popping up everywhere.
**[01:35] Iwatani**
    I'm sure it's hard to come up
    with new places to appear from.
**[01:37] Michiko**
    I was surprised the first time I
    saw a television. I understand.
**[01:42] ---**
    Amateur Singing Contest
**[01:42] Deme**
    Why is this man singing?
**[01:45] Iwatani**
    It's a singing contest.
**[01:46] ---**
    People compete to see who's the best singer.
**[01:48] Iwatani**
    You participated in one the other day.
**[01:50] Deme**
    I see. There are games that use the voice.
**[01:52] Grandson**
    I want to watch something else.
**[01:55] Deme**
    Those are different men.
**[01:55] ---**
    Bodybuilding World Championships
**[01:57] Deme**
    Is this box magical?
**[01:59] Deme**
    They have muscles like Heracles.
**[02:01] Deme**
    I see, it's boxing. No, is it wrestling?
**[02:05] Deme**
    They're not doing anything at all!
**[02:06] Iwatani**
    This event is about showing off the body.
**[02:09] Deme**
    What? In other words, they're treating
    their own bodies like sculptures.
**[02:12] Deme**
    This is it!
**[02:15] Deme**
    So I've come up with the
    Men's Beauty Contest!
**[02:17] Deme**
    It's a competition featuring
    the body's beauty.
**[02:20] Deme**
    Then there's the calling contest.
**[02:22] Deme**
    Participants battle using their voices.
**[02:24] Deme**
    They call each other's names,
**[02:25] ---**
    and the person who generates
    the most enthusiasm wins.
**[02:28] Deme**
    Well? What do you think
    of these creative events?
**[02:31] Mayor**
    They already exist.
**[02:31] Deme**
    Huh?
**[02:32] Mayor**
    Those already exist. They already
    have those in the Olympics!
***SIGN***    At the Ancient Olympics
***SIGN***    BC 400, Unknown Origins
**[02:35] Deme**
    What?!
**[02:35] Mayor**
    Try again!
**[02:37] Deme**
    Hey! Stop that!
**[02:41] Deme**
    Are there any good ideas?
**[02:42] Deme**
    This is it!
**[02:45] Deme**
    The trumpet contest.
**[02:46] Deme**
    Picture an Olympics that
    begins with beautiful music.
**[02:49] Deme**
    It will excite the fans.
**[02:50] Mayor**
    That already exists!
***SIGN***    At the Ancient Olympics
**[02:51] Mayor**
    Tokyopolis is behind the times!
**[02:53] Deme**
    They're advanced!
**[02:54] Deme**
    Their machines are incredible!
**[02:55] Mayor**
    Come on, come on!
**[03:00] Deme**
    This is it!
**[03:02] Deme**
    This is called a railroad.
**[03:03] Deme**
    Long roads are built that allow people
**[03:05] ---**
    to travel across land like
    a ship crosses the sea.
***SIGN***    Diolkos BC 700
**[03:07] Mayor**
    That already exists!
**[03:08] Mayor**
    Haven't you heard of the Diolkos?
**[03:09] Deme**
    What?!
**[03:13] Deme**
    This is called a tumbler lock.
**[03:14] Mayor**
    That already exists!
***SIGN***    BC 4000, Ancient Egypt
**[03:17] Deme**
    Gears!
**[03:18] Mayor**
    That already exists!
**[03:20] Deme**
    Spiral staircase! Crane and winch! Caliper!
**[03:22] Mayor**
    That already exists! That already
    exists! That already exists!
***SIGN***    BC 470, Temple of Selinunte
***SIGN***    BC 480, Hellespont
***SIGN***    BC 800, Sunken Ship
**[03:25] Deme**
    In that case, how about the automatic
    door and vending machine?
***SIGN***    By Ancient Inventor Heron
**[03:29] Mayor**
    They don't exist yet, but I have a feeling
    they'll be invented in about 100 years!
**[03:32] Deme**
    No!
**[03:33] Deme**
    This time, come and get me, thunderbolts!
**[03:38] Zeus**
    Enough already.
**[03:40] Deme**
    Zeus...
**[03:41] Mayor**
    Tokyo may be an amazing place,
    but Tortonia, Greece, isn't so bad either.
**[03:49] Deme**
    Indeed. I'd become obsessed with Tokyopolis,
**[03:51] ---**
    a land overflowing with the unknown,
**[03:53] ---**
    over this village that has nothing
    beyond the sea and its greedy mayor.
**[03:57] Mayor**
    Other worlds seem more attractive when
    you're young and don't know things.
**[04:02] Deme**
    Mayor...
**[04:03] Mayor**
    Since I was young, I've worked hard to make
    this village, poor in resources, prosper.
**[04:08] Mayor**
    So I want you to work hard for
    the sake of this village, and...
**[04:13] Deme**
    For money?
**[04:15] Mayor**
    That's right.
**[04:16] ---**
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo

    Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN***    Endless Summer
***SIGN***    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
***SIGN***    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #8
**[04:18] [SONG] ---**
    Together we ran
**[04:19] ---**
    Protection From Summer's UV Rays
**[04:22] ---**
    Perfumed Oil
    Power
**[04:22] [SONG] ---**
    Through the powerful summer sun
**[04:24] ---**
    Cuts UV
**[04:24] ---**
    3 Effects!
**[04:25] [SONG] ---**
    Aryballos!
**[04:25] ---**
    Protects Men's Summer Skin
**[04:25] ---**
    Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
**[04:29] [SONG] ---**
    Your hard-working bare skin
**[04:29] ---**
    Essential For Pankration!
**[04:32] [SONG] ---**
    Glistens beautifully because of
**[04:36] ---**
    Protects Men's Summer Skin
**[04:36] ---**
    Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
**[04:36] [SONG] ---**
    Aryballos!
**[04:39] [SONG] ---**
    When it comes to Hellenese body care
**[04:41] ---**
    Body Care Product for Hellenese
**[04:41] ---**
    Body Care Product Ranking
**[04:44] ---**
    Protects Men's Summer Skin
**[04:44] [SONG] ---**
    Aryballos!
**[04:45] ---**
    Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
**[04:46] ---**
    Protects Men's Summer Skin
**[04:46] ---**
    Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
**[04:47] ---**
    Protects Men's Summer Skin
**[04:47] ---**
    Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
    After a workout use a strigil
**[04:51] ---**
    For Removing Grime and Hair
    Strigil
**[04:53] ---**
    Remove oils,
    sand, and grime
    with this one tool!
**[04:55] [SONG] ---**
    To remove any oils and grime!