E8 - Endless Summer Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Extra SIGN    Olympia Kyklos SIGN    Episode 8: Endless Summer [00:30] Mayor     Soon we should select participants from     Tortonia for the Tortonian Olympics. [00:36] Deme     Are there any viable     candidates in our village? [00:40] Mayor     This man looks pretty strong. [00:42] ---     How about pankration? [00:43] Deme     This man likes building muscle,     but he's terrible at sports. [00:48] Villager     I lost! A fight! To a child! [00:51] Mayor     Are you guys good at anything? [00:54] Villager     I'm good at playing the horn. [00:56] Honeuros     I'm a good singer. [00:59] Deme     See? There's nobody in our     village who likes sports. [01:03] Mayor     Fine. Come up with some new games     that they'll be able to win. [01:06] Mayor     Ones that don't overlap with the     Elian Olympics or other events! [01:11] Mayor     I don't want people to flame     our village for plagiarism! [01:13] Deme     More unreasonable demands? [01:15] Mayor     Go on, go do your thing in that     place called Tokyo or whatever! [01:18] Mayor     Zeus, strike this man with a thunderbolt! [01:21] Deme     Hey! Don't shove me into a vase! [01:24] Mayor     How does this thing work? [01:28] Deme     What is this?! [01:30] Deme     There's a tiny person inside this box! [01:32] Iwatani     It's that guy who keeps     popping up everywhere. [01:35] Iwatani     I'm sure it's hard to come up     with new places to appear from. [01:37] Michiko     I was surprised the first time I     saw a television. I understand. [01:42] ---     Amateur Singing Contest [01:42] Deme     Why is this man singing? [01:45] Iwatani     It's a singing contest. [01:46] ---     People compete to see who's the best singer. [01:48] Iwatani     You participated in one the other day. [01:50] Deme     I see. There are games that use the voice. [01:52] Grandson     I want to watch something else. [01:55] Deme     Those are different men. [01:55] ---     Bodybuilding World Championships [01:57] Deme     Is this box magical? [01:59] Deme     They have muscles like Heracles. [02:01] Deme     I see, it's boxing. No, is it wrestling? [02:05] Deme     They're not doing anything at all! [02:06] Iwatani     This event is about showing off the body. [02:09] Deme     What? In other words, they're treating     their own bodies like sculptures. [02:12] Deme     This is it! [02:15] Deme     So I've come up with the     Men's Beauty Contest! [02:17] Deme     It's a competition featuring     the body's beauty. [02:20] Deme     Then there's the calling contest. [02:22] Deme     Participants battle using their voices. [02:24] Deme     They call each other's names, [02:25] ---     and the person who generates     the most enthusiasm wins. [02:28] Deme     Well? What do you think     of these creative events? [02:31] Mayor     They already exist. [02:31] Deme     Huh? [02:32] Mayor     Those already exist. They already     have those in the Olympics! SIGN    At the Ancient Olympics SIGN    BC 400, Unknown Origins [02:35] Deme     What?! [02:35] Mayor     Try again! [02:37] Deme     Hey! Stop that! [02:41] Deme     Are there any good ideas? [02:42] Deme     This is it! [02:45] Deme     The trumpet contest. [02:46] Deme     Picture an Olympics that     begins with beautiful music. [02:49] Deme     It will excite the fans. [02:50] Mayor     That already exists! SIGN    At the Ancient Olympics [02:51] Mayor     Tokyopolis is behind the times! [02:53] Deme     They're advanced! [02:54] Deme     Their machines are incredible! [02:55] Mayor     Come on, come on! [03:00] Deme     This is it! [03:02] Deme     This is called a railroad. [03:03] Deme     Long roads are built that allow people [03:05] ---     to travel across land like     a ship crosses the sea. SIGN    Diolkos BC 700 [03:07] Mayor     That already exists! [03:08] Mayor     Haven't you heard of the Diolkos? [03:09] Deme     What?! [03:13] Deme     This is called a tumbler lock. [03:14] Mayor     That already exists! SIGN    BC 4000, Ancient Egypt [03:17] Deme     Gears! [03:18] Mayor     That already exists! [03:20] Deme     Spiral staircase! Crane and winch! Caliper! [03:22] Mayor     That already exists! That already     exists! That already exists! SIGN    BC 470, Temple of Selinunte SIGN    BC 480, Hellespont SIGN    BC 800, Sunken Ship [03:25] Deme     In that case, how about the automatic     door and vending machine? SIGN    By Ancient Inventor Heron [03:29] Mayor     They don't exist yet, but I have a feeling     they'll be invented in about 100 years! [03:32] Deme     No! [03:33] Deme     This time, come and get me, thunderbolts! [03:38] Zeus     Enough already. [03:40] Deme     Zeus... [03:41] Mayor     Tokyo may be an amazing place,     but Tortonia, Greece, isn't so bad either. [03:49] Deme     Indeed. I'd become obsessed with Tokyopolis, [03:51] ---     a land overflowing with the unknown, [03:53] ---     over this village that has nothing     beyond the sea and its greedy mayor. [03:57] Mayor     Other worlds seem more attractive when     you're young and don't know things. [04:02] Deme     Mayor... [04:03] Mayor     Since I was young, I've worked hard to make     this village, poor in resources, prosper. [04:08] Mayor     So I want you to work hard for     the sake of this village, and... [04:13] Deme     For money? [04:15] Mayor     That's right. [04:16] ---     Lyrics: Fujii Ryo          Music: Hayashi Akito SIGN    Endless Summer SIGN    Learn By Singing     Ancient Greece SIGN    Honeuros the Bard     Ending Song #8 [04:18] [SONG] ---     Together we ran [04:19] ---     Protection From Summer's UV Rays [04:22] ---     Perfumed Oil     Power [04:22] [SONG] ---     Through the powerful summer sun [04:24] ---     Cuts UV [04:24] ---     3 Effects! [04:25] [SONG] ---     Aryballos! [04:25] ---     Protects Men's Summer Skin [04:25] ---     Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel [04:29] [SONG] ---     Your hard-working bare skin [04:29] ---     Essential For Pankration! [04:32] [SONG] ---     Glistens beautifully because of [04:36] ---     Protects Men's Summer Skin [04:36] ---     Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel [04:36] [SONG] ---     Aryballos! [04:39] [SONG] ---     When it comes to Hellenese body care [04:41] ---     Body Care Product for Hellenese [04:41] ---     Body Care Product Ranking [04:44] ---     Protects Men's Summer Skin [04:44] [SONG] ---     Aryballos! [04:45] ---     Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel [04:46] ---     Protects Men's Summer Skin [04:46] ---     Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel [04:47] ---     Protects Men's Summer Skin [04:47] ---     Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel [04:51] [SONG] ---     After a workout use a strigil [04:51] ---     For Removing Grime and Hair     Strigil [04:53] ---     Remove oils,     sand, and grime     with this one tool! [04:55] [SONG] ---     To remove any oils and grime!