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8 - Recklessness, Labyrinths, and the Avatar Instrumentality Project

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[00:16] ---
    Hey! Just show it to me!
[00:16] ---
    Ah, hey!
[00:18] ---
    Wha--
[00:25] ---
    Seriously, what're you doing with this?!
[00:30] ---
    Ah...
[00:32] ---
    You don't have to secretly take pictures,
    you know. If you want it that much...
[00:42] ---
    Well, sorry, sorry! What I really
    wanted was Hideyoshi's picture. Yours was--
[00:47] ---
    I can't breathe!
[00:49] ---
    I'm not gonna let you off the hook today!
[00:52] ---
    I'm not going to just keep
    taking these beatings forever!
[00:54] ---
    Teacher! We'll fight a mock
    ST War! Please give us approval!
[00:59] ---
    Okay. I approve.
[01:03] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[01:07] ---
    "Name: Minami Shimada"
    "Subject: Combined Subjects" "Score: 823"
[01:08] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[01:15] ---
    Oh? Summon!
[01:18] ---
    Summon! Summon! Summon! Summon!
[01:22] ---
    This is odd. I wonder what happened.
[01:25] ---
    Summon! Summon! Summon! Summon!
[01:29] ---
    Summon!
[01:40] ---
    I'm suspending the approval!
[01:46] ---
    What's going on?! The field is out of control!
[02:03] ---
    Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[02:08] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!

[02:11] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!

[02:15] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[02:24] ---
    Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[02:27] ---
    Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[02:30] ---
    Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[02:32] ---
    Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[02:35] ---
    Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[02:37] ---
    Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[02:40] ---
    Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[02:43] ---
    Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[02:45] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[02:48] ---
    Zettai koko de matterunda
[02:50] ---
    Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[02:57] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:58] ---
    Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[03:01] ---
    Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[03:04] ---
    "Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[03:06] ---
    Kanashiki rei ten dane
[03:09] ---
    No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[03:12] ---
    Honki de one more chance please
[03:14] ---
    Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[03:19] ---
    Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[03:28] ---
    Problems always occur without warning.
[03:38] ---
    Who is it?
[03:41] ---
    What's the password?
[03:42] ---
    Makes me too frisky.
[03:44] ---
    Okay.
[03:45] ---
    Where's the stuff?
[03:46] ---
    You'll get it when you hand over the cash.
[03:57] ---
    Whoa! A real picture of Hideyoshi
    as a waitress! Oh, I'm glad to be alive!
[04:04] ---
    That's just the beginning.
[04:06] ---
    Here's the picture of him
    changing. It costs twice as much.
[04:09] ---
    What?! Give me a discount, Muttsulini!
    I'm living off salt water this week!
[04:15] ---
    If you buy it, I'll give you this one free.
[04:17] ---
    Hmmm, if that's the case...
[04:33] ---
    Dammit! They sure don't make this easy, do they?
[04:36] ---
    Hm? More security?! Password is...
[04:40] ---
    Dammit!
[04:49] ---
    Dammit. That scared me!
[05:03] ---
    Seems like something happened.
[05:05] ---
    Sorry to bother you!
[05:06] ---
    Principal! A problem in the
    Summoner Test system occurred.
[05:09] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[05:14] ---
    Man... They've spread this far.
    I wonder what's going on.
[05:18] ---
    Such a hindrance!
[05:20] ---
    Ouch!
[05:21] ---
    Go away!
[05:25] ---
    Ahhh! Ow, ow! Stop it!
[05:28] ---
    Yoshii, did you play a prank again?
[05:31] ---
    Why am I the first person you suspect?
[05:33] ---
    What'd you do, Akihisa?
[05:36] ---
    It'd be better if you tell us now.
[05:38] ---
    No one will blame you.
[05:39] ---
    You guys, too?!
[05:41] ---
    But your Avatar is the only one
    that's behaving strangely, you know.
[05:47] ---
    Oh? Why?
[05:49] ---
    I wonder if the system is unstable.
[05:51] ---
    I'll try summoning my Avatar.
[05:54] ---
    Summon!
[06:00] ---
    That's an adult version.
[06:01] ---
    Ahh! Please don't look at her!
[06:05] ---
    I see...
[06:06] ---
    Ahh! My eyes...!
[06:07] ---
    You can't see it, Yuuji.
[06:12] ---
    I wonder if Himeji is
    going to grow up like this.
[06:17] ---
    One part in particular really grew.
[06:20] ---
    I-I'll summon mine, too! Summon!
[06:24] ---
    I see... Just like Minami,
    she didn't grow in the fr...
[06:27] ---
    ...ankensteiner!
[06:30] ---
    Huh?! Could it be that...
[06:33] ---
    if I do this, I can see what's
    underneath her clothes...
[06:33] ---
    Ahhh! Don't! Please don't! No!
[06:35] ---
    That's our Muttsulini!
[06:37] ---
    Don't take a picture!
[06:40] ---
    Stop it!
[06:47] ---
    A skeleton...
[06:49] ---
    It wasn't a bad idea, though.
[06:52] ---
    If I get closer...
[06:54] ---
    That looks kinda fun.
[06:56] ---
    I think I'll try summoning my Avatar, too.
[06:58] ---
    Summon!
[06:59] ---
    Oh, no! Mr. Wolf!
[07:02] ---
    A-A pretty girl!
[07:02] ---
    Oh, I said, stop it.
[07:04] ---
    Just as I thought, Hideyoshi!
    I wasn't mistaken at all!
[07:09] ---
    This is clearly a mistake!
    The system is out of order.
[07:13] ---
    Well then, I think I'll try, too.
[07:16] ---
    Summon!
[07:22] ---
    How handsome...
[07:23] ---
    I'll try, too. Summon!
[07:32] ---
    They're well-matched.
[07:33] ---
    What about yours, Muttsulini?
[07:36] ---
    Summon.
[07:41] ---
    "Yuuji: You're so stubborn..."
[07:43] ---
    "Yuuji: You want me..."
[07:44] ---
    "Yuuji: don't you?"
[07:46] ---
    "Kouta: Don't be so conceited..."
[07:47] ---
    "Kouta: You said you wouldn't do anything."
[07:48] ---
    I know you like me.
[07:49] ---
    "Kouta: .................."
[07:50] ---
    Stop... Stop...
[07:51] ---
    "Kouta: You liar!"
[07:52] ---
    Ugh!
[07:58] ---
    Hey, wait! My Avatar was acting on his own!
[08:00] ---
    Hey! Stop! Ahhh!
[08:04] ---
    Betrayer.
[08:05] ---
    What's your Avatar like, Yoshii?
[08:10] ---
    Show us, Aki!
[08:11] ---
    I'll try. Summon!
[08:20] ---
    This is odd. Why is mine behaving
    differently from everyone else's?
[08:31] ---
    Ah, they're back to normal.
[08:38] ---
    What happened?!
[08:39] ---
    They're out of control!
[08:42] ---
    Where are they going?
[08:44] ---
    What's going on?
[08:47] ---
    The teachers' Avatars, which
    are close to the core of the system,
[08:50] ---
    are completely frozen and can't be summoned.
[08:53] ---
    The students' Avatars are out of control.
[08:57] ---
    I'm stumped. I can't access the crime
    prevention system in the server room.
[09:02] ---
    As it stands, we can't open the door
    so we can't even go in there to fix it.
[09:06] ---
    How about turning off the power to the system?
[09:09] ---
    The permanent power supply unit will
    keep it functioning for at least a month.
[09:13] ---
    Then... we have no choice but to
    break the wall and enter there, huh?
[09:18] ---
    Tomorrow, we'll introduce our
    academy's system at the conference.
[09:22] ---
    It'll be terribly embarrassing
    if we have a hole in the wall.
[09:26] ---
    Then what would you like to do?
[09:27] ---
    Hmm... well...
[09:31] ---
    why don't we have an idiot do the job?
[09:34] ---
    You want me do fix it?!
[09:35] ---
    The Avatar of a probationary student is
    run from a separate area of the system.
[09:40] ---
    So, unlike other students' Avatars,
[09:41] ---
    yours isn't affected,
    hence it's not out of control.
[09:43] ---
    I see. So that's why Akihisa's Avatar
    was different from all the other Avatars.
[09:48] ---
    But I couldn't summon him correctly.
[09:51] ---
    That's because you summoned him
    inside a malfunctioning teacher's field.
[09:54] ---
    But you have your own field, right?
[09:57] ---
    Oh, that's right! If I use my iron bracelet...
[09:59] ---
    Send your Avatar inside the
    server room and connect the cable.
[10:03] ---
    After that I'll shut down the crime
    prevention system from the terminal
[10:06] ---
    and open the door.
[10:07] ---
    That's an operation that only the Avatar
[10:09] ---
    of the probationary student can carry
    out since he can physically touch objects.
[10:12] ---
    But my Avatar can't go through the wall.
[10:16] ---
    There's a vent to cool down the system.
[10:19] ---
    An Avatar is small enough to go through it.
[10:21] ---
    But if he can't see inside the vent,
[10:23] ---
    wouldn't it be impossible to control his Avatar?
[10:25] ---
    Here...
[10:26] ---
    A video camera and a transmitter.
[10:29] ---
    If we have his Avatar take it
    with him, we can see inside.
[10:33] ---
    Smart idea, Muttsulini.
[10:35] ---
    I'm surprised that you
    have stuff like that on you.
[10:37] ---
    What do you use them for?
[10:39] ---
    Don't attack Muttsulini!
    He's actually a good guy!
[10:42] ---
    He's just a little... no...
    very naughty, and...
[10:43] ---
    I haven't said anything yet.
[10:45] ---
    Akihisa is his customer, so...
[10:48] ---
    The effective field area
    for the iron bracelet is small.
[10:51] ---
    Go to the front of the server room
    and control your Avatar from there.
[10:53] ---
    We'll guide you from here.
[11:00] ---
    So that's the entrance, huh?
[11:03] ---
    Awaken! Summon!
[11:09] ---
    Go!
[11:16] ---
    His Avatar has entered the vent.
[11:19] ---
    The route is clear!
[11:20] ---
    Keep going straight, Akihisa.
[11:22] ---
    Got it.
[11:24] ---
    Is it okay? He's a probationary
    student... a trouble student.
[11:28] ---
    We have no other choice
    but to leave it to him...
[11:30] ---
    as that idiot is the only one who
    can use that iron bracelet for now.
[11:34] ---
    Turn right 3 meters ahead
    and left at the next intersection.
[11:37] ---
    This is just like a labyrinth.
[11:40] ---
    Why is it so complicated?
[11:42] ---
    It's a security measure.
[11:46] ---
    Ah! Ow, ow, ow! I'm going numb?
[11:49] ---
    My score is going down! Wh-What's going on?!
[11:52] ---
    It's a poison swamp.
[11:54] ---
    Why the heck is something like this in here?!
[11:56] ---
    It's a security measure.
[11:58] ---
    We'll have you take a detour
    around the dangerous area.
[12:00] ---
    Turn right at the next corner.
[12:03] ---
    I see a light!
[12:05] ---
    You're almost there. Keep going straight.
[12:08] ---
    Oh? I wonder what that is.
[12:13] ---
    Avatars?!
[12:16] ---
    Out of control Avatars have appeared!
[12:17] ---
    They're gonna attack!
[12:20] ---
    "Blast Tenpa Kyouran"
[12:31] ---
    Make him stop, Yuuji!
[12:32] ---
    I can't! He's out of control!
[12:34] ---
    Oh no! I don't like this! I don't like this!
[12:37] ---
    Stop it! Hey! Make them stop!
[12:40] ---
    Yuuji! Hideyoshi! Minami! Himeji! Dad!
[12:45] ---
    Stop it! Don't do it!
[12:57] ---
    "0 points"
[13:11] ---
    Hm?
[13:15] ---
    Those who died will be given a remedial class!
[13:17] ---
    Why?!
[13:20] ---
    What?
[13:21] ---
    "Loss of Control, Labyrinths,
    and the Avatar Instrumentality Project"
[13:26] ---
    Idiot Test!
[13:30] ---
    Are you okay, Yoshii?
[13:33] ---
    Humph... I saw Hell.
[13:35] ---
    What kind of remedial class was it?
[13:37] ---
    We'll continue the operation.
[13:38] ---
    Please take the recovery
    test and fill up your score.
[13:41] ---
    But unless he gets a considerably good score,
[13:44] ---
    it'll be over once he encounters the enemies.
[13:46] ---
    Yoshii... If you like, I can help you study.
[13:52] ---
    Yoshii...
[13:54] ---
    If you like...
[13:56] ---
    What?
[13:56] ---
    I can help you study.
[14:00] ---
    You're gonna give me a
    private lesson, Himeji?! Really?!
[14:04] ---
    Your mind sure is sharp when it comes
    to turning things into something dirty.
[14:09] ---
    The only method that will work is one
    that shows effective results right away.
[14:12] ---
    Then, I know a good way.
[14:14] ---
    Hm?
[14:23] ---
    I see. If the test is full of easy
    questions that even Aki can solve,
[14:26] ---
    he can get a good score, huh?
[14:28] ---
    It's kinda cheating, but...
[14:30] ---
    Whoa! Akihisa's achieving
    a level never seen before!
[14:34] ---
    You're amazing, Yoshii!
[14:36] ---
    Go, Aki!
[14:40] ---
    What did you make a mistake on, Akihisa?
[14:43] ---
    The Taika Reform took place in 645!
[14:46] ---
    You don't remember that after what happened?!
[14:49] ---
    That's exactly why I got
    confused as to which one was correct!
[14:52] ---
    But hasn't his level gotten quite high?
[14:55] ---
    With this score, won't he be
    okay even if enemies appear?
[14:59] ---
    Let's start the operation.
[15:00] ---
    Okay then!
[15:03] ---
    Summon!
[15:07] ---
    I'll clear it for sure this time!
[15:10] ---
    Okay, turn left at that intersection.
[15:12] ---
    Got it.
[15:13] ---
    Ahh!
[15:14] ---
    It's a poison swamp.
[15:17] ---
    So he gets numb even
    after becoming stronger, huh?
[15:19] ---
    Don't make me a guinea pig!
[15:22] ---
    This time, go right at the end of that path.
[15:24] ---
    Got it.
[15:25] ---
    What?
[15:26] ---
    Be careful, Akihisa. If you touch it...
[15:29] ---
    Ahhh!
[15:30] ---
    Yoshii!
[15:31] ---
    Aki!
[15:32] ---
    I-I can't breathe...
[15:34] ---
    I said be careful, didn't I?!
[15:36] ---
    It was out of habit.
[15:39] ---
    Ah! That's...
[15:53] ---
    All right! I won't lose this time!
[16:03] ---
    I can win! I can win!
[16:04] ---
    Be on your guard!
[16:06] ---
    Tsuchiya is coming!
[16:08] ---
    Don't worry, since the
    subject we'll fight in is history!
[16:12] ---
    Since Muttsulini can't use his Health
    and Physical Education knowledge,
[16:15] ---
    he's no match for me right now!
[16:20] ---
    "Danger"
[16:24] ---
    It was a poison swamp.
[16:26] ---
    Those who died will be given a remedial class!
[16:29] ---
    What?!
[16:30] ---
    That's not fair!
[16:31] ---
    Our Avatars fought and lost on their own!
[16:34] ---
    No arguments!
[16:35] ---
    This is absurd!
[16:41] ---
    I made it!
[16:43] ---
    There should be a
    disconnected cable. Connect it.
[16:46] ---
    Got it.
[16:47] ---
    Ah! There it is!
[16:55] ---
    Minami?!
[16:57] ---
    Aki!
[16:57] ---
    Please run!
[16:59] ---
    But...!
[16:59] ---
    Hurry!
[17:01] ---
    Or... I'll be...
[17:08] ---
    Himeji?
[17:10] ---
    Esroh Nedoow Dimaryp!
[17:21] ---
    Yoshii!
[17:26] ---
    Yoshii!
[17:28] ---
    Aki!
[17:37] ---
    Dammit!!
[17:48] ---
    Something is coming!
[17:50] ---
    Summoning field! Phase sync!
[17:53] ---
    An Avatar is appearing!
[17:55] ---
    Honey!
[17:59] ---
    Miharu?!
[18:00] ---
    Even if it's just among Avatars,
    I can't let you cling to a pig!
[18:05] ---
    If you're gonna hold someone, hold my Avatar!
[18:08] ---
    Now!
[18:15] ---
    Remedial class!
[18:17] ---
    Nooo!
[18:19] ---
    Oh no.
[18:20] ---
    Sorry, Himeji!
[18:26] ---
    All right! Huh?
[18:53] ---
    Yoshii! You can't beat her! Please run!
[18:56] ---
    But... When I've come this far... I can't...
[19:11] ---
    Yoshii!
[19:13] ---
    When... I'm so close...!
[19:17] ---
    He can't fight any longer. We should stop him.
[19:21] ---
    As educators, forcing pointless
    suffering on a student is...
[19:25] ---
    Not yet!
[19:26] ---
    Hm?
[19:27] ---
    I still have some points left!
[19:29] ---
    When there's that much of a
    difference in points, you have no chance.
[19:32] ---
    Your ability levels are too far apart.
[19:34] ---
    But... even so...
[19:39] ---
    Ability levels...? That's right!
    Just like my Avatar became stronger,
[19:43] ---
    the points are not necessarily
    a reflection of real ability!
[19:46] ---
    Himeji! Take the recovery test!
[19:49] ---
    What?
[19:49] ---
    Please!
[19:51] ---
    I get it!
[19:55] ---
    Ms. Takahashi! Please let me take it!
[19:57] ---
    If you raise your points any
    further, he won't have a chance.
[20:06] ---
    Please grade it!
[20:29] ---
    Yoshii...
[20:30] ---
    Mizuki Himeji...
[20:33] ---
    "Class: F, No: 28, Name: Mizuki Himeji, 0 points"
[20:34] ---
    ...0 points!
[20:46] ---
    Good job.
[20:50] ---
    Hm?
[20:57] ---
    The system... has been recovered!
[21:00] ---
    The problem has been
    resolved for the time being.
[21:17] ---
    Hajimete no kisu wa yappari ichigo miruku aji
[21:25] ---
    Jitensha oshinagara kaeru yuugure doki
[21:36] ---
    Mousou shumireeshon yumegokochi docchi
[21:39] ---
    Nana kai koronde hachi korobi wahahaha
[21:46] ---
    Anna konna hibi no mainichi ga kinenbi
[21:54] ---
    Tsunagete yukou ano sora made
[22:01] ---
    Shourai yuubou itsuka oomono ni nareru yokan?
[22:08] ---
    Ashita mo kitto hare tokidoki egao ni naru
[22:34] ---
    Yoshii! Are you okay?
[22:36] ---
    Yeah, this is nothing.
[22:40] ---
    Those who died with their score reduced
    to zero will be given a remedial class!
[22:45] ---
    Well then... I'll see you later.
[22:49] ---
    Yeah.
[22:52] ---
    Himeji...
[22:56] ---
    What's with that gloomy look?
[23:00] ---
    Ow! What'd you do that for?! Ahh! My points!
[23:04] ---
    Don't hang onto such a small number of points.
[23:07] ---
    You go take the remedial class, too.
[23:09] ---
    Whaaaaat?!
[23:11] ---
    Yoshii!
[23:19] ---
    Yeah!
[23:23] ---
    Entrusting such an important task to
    a Class F student was a big gamble...
[23:29] ---
    but I'm glad that it went well.
[23:31] ---
    I don't think it was a gamble or anything.
[23:34] ---
    Huh?
[23:34] ---
    You'll learn eventually...
    how to deal with idiots.
[23:43] ---
    "Japanese History"
    "Class: A, No: 1, Name: Shouko Kirishima, _ points"
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    Teacher...
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    Please grade mine, too.
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    "Preview"
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    Question 9
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    One of the units used to indicate
    a woman's breast size is "cup."

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    Explain the size of A cup,
    which is used as a basis.

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    Minami Shimada.
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    No comment.
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    Next Episode! "Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails!"
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    This will be on the test.
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    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"