2 - Me, Yukata, and Festivities!
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[00:24] ---
Hm? Where am I?
[00:26] ---
"Construction" "We apologize for the inconvenience"
"We appreciate your understanding"
[00:28] ---
"Class A River 'River Styx' (Hades)"
[00:32] ---
Could this be... the River Styx?
[00:35] ---
Come here... Come to this side...
[00:39] ---
This side is nice.
[00:41] ---
Everything's a blast here.
[00:45] ---
You don't have to be scared, Akihisa.
[00:48] ---
This side is nice in its own way.
[00:50] ---
Yuuji, why are you on that side?!
[00:53] ---
Don't be frightened, Akihisa.
As you can see, I'm just fine.
[00:56] ---
You don't have to
worry about anything, so...
[00:59] ---
Come to this side!
[01:08] ---
Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?
[01:28] ---
My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:34] ---
How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:39] ---
I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood
[01:45] ---
I love you today, I really love you
[01:51] ---
I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:56] ---
I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you
[02:02] ---
I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love
[02:07] ---
The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:37] ---
"Episode 2
Me, Yukata, and Festivities!"
[02:43] ---
Wh-Where are we?
[02:44] ---
I don't remember much, but
I feel like I went through hell, literally.
[02:48] ---
When your delirious
ramblings became a conversation,
[02:50] ---
I thought that you
were goners, to be honest.
[02:52] ---
I'm surprised... that we're still alive.
[02:57] ---
Akihisa and Yuuji made
a challenge to hit on girls.
[03:01] ---
The girls found that out and
gave them punishment. Teehee.
[03:04] ---
At any rate, what a
horrible punishment that was.
[03:08] ---
To think that they did not only that,
but they also used something like that...
[03:11] ---
But this is rather unexpected.
[03:13] ---
Yeah, we did something pretty terrible.
[03:17] ---
It was extremely rude of you to go
hit on other girls when you're with girls.
[03:22] ---
But considering what
we did, we got off easy.
[03:25] ---
People don't call having a
near-death experience getting off easy.
[03:29] ---
It's hard to think that they'd
let us off the hook this easily.
[03:32] ---
There may be more to come.
[03:33] ---
What do we do, Yuuji? Should we run?
[03:35] ---
What's this about "running"?!
[03:44] ---
Tada!
[03:49] ---
Oh, you guys went and
changed into yukata, huh?
[03:52] ---
Yes, they're holding a festival, so...
[03:59] ---
What do you think, Akihisa?
[04:01] ---
Y-Yeah, that looks good on you.
[04:03] ---
This might be my
first time wearing yukata.
[04:06] ---
Oh, that's right. You grew up overseas.
[04:15] ---
Wh-What, Aki?
[04:18] ---
Ah, no, nothing.
[04:21] ---
You were admiring
Minami just now, weren't you?
[04:24] ---
She's especially cute in a yukata, isn't she?
[04:26] ---
Wh-What are you talking about?
[04:27] ---
Kimonos are nice since
they make you look good
[04:29] ---
even if you have small breasts.
[04:31] ---
I-I have no idea what
you're talking about.
[04:34] ---
Geez... If you have no idea,
then I'll show you. Just watch.
[04:40] ---
Here's a peep.
[04:43] ---
See? His reaction was
quicker than usual, right?
[04:48] ---
What's wrong?! Hang in there, Muttsulini!
[04:53] ---
This may look bad, but it isn't, really.
[05:00] ---
Yuuji...
[05:02] ---
What do you think of me in a yukata?
[05:05] ---
Well, I suppose you look good in it.
[05:08] ---
Then do you wanna marry me?
[05:11] ---
Not at all.
[05:12] ---
Then do you wanna get engaged to me?
[05:16] ---
Not even a bit.
[05:17] ---
Then, Yuuji...
[05:19] ---
No way, Jose!
[05:21] ---
Do you wanna keep breathing?
[05:22] ---
Ahh! You're really cute, Shouko!
[05:27] ---
You shouldn't fight your feelings, Yuuji.
[05:29] ---
You threatened me.
[05:31] ---
My mom told me to do whatever it
takes when it comes to relationships.
[05:36] ---
What's going on with
Himeji and the others...
[05:41] ---
I thought they were all upset.
[05:45] ---
Well then, everyone!
[05:47] ---
Let's go to the festival now!
[05:52] ---
Yeah, Akira.
[05:54] ---
We don't want to be late.
[05:56] ---
This is only my second time
going to a festival in Japan,
[05:59] ---
so I'm looking forward to it!
[06:01] ---
We can't be late.
[06:04] ---
Let's go already!
[06:06] ---
Y-Yeah...
[06:12] ---
Wow, it's lively, isn't it?
[06:14] ---
Yeah, it seems fun!
[06:16] ---
Oh? Döner kebab?
[06:18] ---
They look delicious.
[06:20] ---
Yeah? Then let's try some.
[06:23] ---
What?!
[06:24] ---
This is your punishment
for earlier. You go buy some.
[06:31] ---
I shouldn't have said that.
[06:33] ---
Would you like to eat them,
too, Aki? I'll go buy some.
[06:37] ---
Yes, I have no objection...
Wait... What?! You'll buy them?
[06:43] ---
Is something the matter?
[06:44] ---
No, nothing!
[06:49] ---
Why...? It couldn't be
that she forgave me, could it?
[06:54] ---
Well then, let's share it.
[06:58] ---
I'd like to try many other things, too, so...
[07:01] ---
O-Okay. You go ahead.
[07:05] ---
Really? Then...
[07:09] ---
I guess they don't use lamb in Japan, huh?
[07:12] ---
Here, you have some, too.
[07:18] ---
Whoa! This is good!
[07:20] ---
Oh? Aki, you got sauce on your face.
[07:26] ---
Th-Thanks, Sis.
[07:29] ---
Akihisa!
[07:31] ---
I bought some octopus dumplings.
Would you like some?
[07:34] ---
Thanks, Mizuki. Then, I'll have one piece.
[07:38] ---
Here you go. Say ahh.
[07:41] ---
Huh?
[07:42] ---
Is something wrong, Akihisa?
[07:45] ---
Ah, no... nothing.
[07:49] ---
Well then, say ahh.
[07:51] ---
Ahh...
[07:53] ---
Hmm... The pancake part is hot
and creamy and the octopus is chewy.
[07:59] ---
I-It's not like that, Sis!
This isn't illicit sexual activity!
[08:03] ---
What's wrong, Aki?
[08:06] ---
--Huh?
- -It wasn't good?
[08:08] ---
What?
[08:10] ---
What did you screw up this time, Aki?
[08:12] ---
Getting worked up over a festival?
You're really childish.
[08:16] ---
Me? It's you who's really getting worked up.
[08:20] ---
Th-They said they'd give
these to me for free, so...!
[08:22] ---
You lived in Germany so long,
so you couldn't help it, right?
[08:26] ---
Oh yeah, would you like
some cotton candy? It's good.
[08:30] ---
What?
[08:37] ---
O-Okay then...
[08:38] ---
Here you go, say ahh.
[08:42] ---
Do you like it?
[08:43] ---
Y-Yeah, it tastes good.
[08:46] ---
Good.
[08:48] ---
Yuuji... would you like
some yakisoba noodles?
[08:51] ---
Y-Yeah, I guess I'll have some.
[08:54] ---
I got okonomiyaki, too.
[08:55] ---
Th-That's considerate of you.
[08:57] ---
Here's some ramune soda.
[08:59] ---
Th-Thank you...
[09:01] ---
Good, Yuuji was forgiven, too.
[09:04] ---
- -This is a festival after all.
[09:06] ---
They'd want to enjoy it
rather than be upset, right?
[09:08] ---
Akihisa!
[09:10] ---
I saw some color
baby chickens over there!
[09:13] ---
I thought they went extinct.
[09:15] ---
Well... they just paint the baby chickens.
[09:18] ---
What?! Then it wasn't
because of their breed?
[09:23] ---
That's not possible! Right, Muttsulini?
[09:28] ---
"Color Baby Chickens"
[09:30] ---
"Cheep, cheep, cheep..."
[09:31] ---
"Grab!"
[09:31] ---
"Cheeeeep?!"
[09:32] ---
"Rumble, rumble, rumble..."
[09:33] ---
"Sneer"
[09:34] ---
I'll color you however I like!
[09:37] ---
Th-That's common sense.
[09:40] ---
Aki, are you enjoying the festival?
[09:43] ---
Yep!
[09:44] ---
Yuuji, are you having fun?
[09:46] ---
Y... Yeah.
[09:48] ---
Oh, Akihisa, there's a fun
event going on here, too.
SIGN "The First Summer 'Miss Yukata'
Beauty Contest"... huh?
[09:57] ---
A beauty contest, huh?
[09:58] ---
That sounds fun.
[09:59] ---
Good photo opportunities.
[10:01] ---
Why don't we all go?
[10:03] ---
Or better yet, why not have
everyone compete in the event?
[10:07] ---
Ah, well, I'm not saying
you must or anything...
[10:10] ---
I thought that might be
a nice summer memory.
[10:14] ---
That sounds good.
[10:16] ---
What? Really?
[10:17] ---
Yeah, let's participate, shall we?
[10:19] ---
I'm sure it'll stay in our hearts.
[10:22] ---
Yes, let's compete in the event...
[10:25] ---
...let's have everyone here compete.
[10:28] ---
Scatter!
[10:38] ---
Where are you going, Aki?
[10:41] ---
We're all participating in the contest.
[10:44] ---
I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[10:48] ---
Right, you guys aren't making any sense.
[10:51] ---
Hitting on girls earlier...
[10:53] ---
Surely you didn't think...
[10:55] ---
that you were off the hook after
that little punishment you got earlier?
[11:00] ---
Don't worry. I have a makeup kit on me.
[11:03] ---
What?!
[11:04] ---
Wait! With my frame, there's no
way I could dress up as a woman!
[11:07] ---
Please satisfy your anger by
dressing Akihisa up as a woman!
[11:10] ---
Are you trying to weasel out of
this by yourself?! You frickin' traitor!
[11:14] ---
You both don't know when to give up.
[11:17] ---
Why don't you follow the example
of Tsuchiya who gave up like a man?!
[11:21] ---
Huh?!
[11:22] ---
Cruel... This is so cruel, Hideyoshi.
[11:27] ---
I'm sorry. It's not in
my nature to go easy...
[11:30] ---
...since makeup is one of
the techniques for theater.
[11:33] ---
"Akiko Yoshii"
[11:35] ---
Why did you guys have
to put your all into this?
[11:37] ---
"Koumi Tsuchiya"
[11:39] ---
How humiliating...
[11:42] ---
Koumi Tsuchiya...? What on earth...
[11:45] ---
"Hong Xiong Li"
[11:46] ---
You've got it easy, Muttsulini.
[11:49] ---
I'm dressed up as a woman, and on top
of that, I'm supposed to be a foreigner!
[11:53] ---
It's true that people could see a
female foreign athlete having your frame.
[11:59] ---
All three of you look good with makeup on.
[12:01] ---
Yeah, you look very cute!
[12:04] ---
Aki, your sister is happy
that you grew up to be pretty.
[12:08] ---
That's not something that
you should say to your brother.
[12:13] ---
Your sex appeal needs work, Yuuji.
[12:15] ---
You guys forced me to
wear this! Don't complain!
[12:17] ---
Come to think of it...
[12:20] ---
why am I being forced to compete, too?
[12:22] ---
Well, that's the default for this show.
[12:30] ---
Idiot Test!
[12:35] ---
"The First Summer..."
[12:36] ---
Let's start the First Summer
"Miss Yukata" Beauty Contest.
[12:41] ---
"First Summer 'Miss Yukata' Beauty Contest"
[12:44] ---
As a commentator, we have
Mr. Obata who's also wearing yukata.
[12:48] ---
He's a sponsor of the event and
will be the judge for the contest.
[12:50] ---
I'm looking forward to
seeing pretty women in yukata.
[12:54] ---
"Akiko Yoshii"
[12:56] ---
Well then, good luck.
[13:00] ---
Don't worry! They won't figure it out.
[13:02] ---
Yuuji, if you believe
in yourself, you can win.
[13:05] ---
Are you nuts?!
[13:08] ---
I'll be sure to record your cute side.
[13:12] ---
Damn you!
[13:15] ---
What do we do, Yuuji?
[13:17] ---
Our only option is to lose
quickly and get out of this.
[13:20] ---
Oh yeah! If we tell them we're guys...
[13:22] ---
We can't do that.
[13:23] ---
There might be school affiliates
or acquaintances in the audience.
[13:28] ---
If someone finds out, not only will
they think we like dressing up as women,
[13:31] ---
but they'll also think that we're so
confident we participated in a contest
[13:34] ---
and we have a habit of showing off,
[13:35] ---
which means we'll appear
incredibly pathetic in their eyes!
[13:37] ---
If that happens,
my social credibility will...!
[13:42] ---
I don't think you have any
social credibility to start with.
[13:44] ---
Listen up! The only strategy
for us to get out of this crisis is
[13:48] ---
to get eliminated in the preliminary
round without revealing that we're guys.
[13:56] ---
This is our battle for manhood!
[14:01] ---
"Thank you very much for your support."
"Part 1. The End."
[14:04] ---
Now, contestant No. 1,
please step out onto the stage.
[14:13] ---
Now... what should I do?
[14:15] ---
Please tell us your name.
[14:17] ---
I'll have my face down.
I'll answer as softly as I can, too.
[14:21] ---
Y-Yes, I'm Akiko Yoshii.
[14:24] ---
Oh? Sounds like you're
a shy person, Miss Akiko.
[14:28] ---
I find that pure nature of
hers cute. She gets a high score.
[14:32] ---
Why?!
[14:33] ---
Do you have any special talents?
[14:35] ---
If I tell a total lie, it's possible
they'll find it out if they question me...
[14:39] ---
If I must say, it'd be cooking.
[14:41] ---
I make things like paella
and spaghetti carbonara.
[14:44] ---
So you cook at home, too?
[14:46] ---
Yes, more or less every day.
[14:49] ---
It's rare to see a young
woman like you these days.
[14:52] ---
Do you have a boyfriend?
[14:54] ---
I don't!
[14:56] ---
This is good news for guys.
[14:59] ---
What do you think, Mr. Obata?
[15:01] ---
If you give me your cell number,
I'll give you some spending money.
[15:06] ---
Well, if he wasn't our sponsor,
I would've decked him good.
[15:09] ---
Now, Miss Akiko,
[15:10] ---
what were you careful about
when you put on a yukata today?
[15:13] ---
I tried to avoid showing my body lines...
[15:17] ---
I see.
[15:19] ---
Mr. Obata, do you have any questions
about her manner of wearing a yukata?
[15:23] ---
I'd like to know if she's wearing underwear!
[15:27] ---
Underwear?! Does he mean women's underwear?!
[15:29] ---
I'm not wearing that stuff!
[15:35] ---
Thank you for answering
a surprisingly crude question.
[15:44] ---
Nice high score!
[15:46] ---
Damn you!
[15:50] ---
Please tell us your name.
[15:53] ---
My name is Koumi Tsuchiya.
[15:56] ---
Did you come here to swim today?
[15:58] ---
Yes.
[15:59] ---
Do you often wear yukata?
[16:01] ---
No.
[16:02] ---
Did you come with your friends?
[16:05] ---
Yes.
[16:06] ---
Are they here in the audience?
[16:08] ---
No.
[16:09] ---
Hmm...
[16:11] ---
Well then, besides yukata,
what kind of clothes do you like?
[16:15] ---
Silk Chinese dresses, kimono,
and outfits for race car girls,
[16:17] ---
cheerleaders, nurses, flight attendants,
waitresses at family restaurants, and
[16:20] ---
policewomen. Also leotards, lady's suits,
sailor school uniforms, school blazers,
[16:24] ---
shrine maiden outfits,
maid uniforms and tennis outfits.
[16:25] ---
I think they're wonderf-- Err, nothing...
[16:30] ---
That was surprising.
[16:32] ---
Despite your coolheaded attitude,
Miss Koumi, you seem to like cosplay.
[16:37] ---
P-Please forget it.
[16:38] ---
Koumi! Koumi! Koumi! Koumi! Koumi!
[16:42] ---
Y-You can't do that!
[16:44] ---
What a reaction... She's definitely
going to make it to the final round.
[16:48] ---
Uhm... Really, you can't do that...
[16:57] ---
Nice own goal!
[16:59] ---
How did this happen?
[17:03] ---
I'm Hong Xiong Li. Nice to meet you.
[17:08] ---
She's quite tall, isn't she?
What do you think, Mr. Obata?
[17:12] ---
Wonderful! I love tall women.
[17:17] ---
What?!
[17:18] ---
She's got a high mark from the judge!
[17:21] ---
Do you have any other questi-- Huh?
[17:23] ---
How does Cambodia
sound for our honeymoon?
[17:26] ---
We're from different countries!
I can't do that!
[17:31] ---
With love, all things are possible, my honey.
[17:34] ---
There's no love!
[17:36] ---
I'm confident that love will emerge!
[17:39] ---
I hate you!
[17:42] ---
We can start off as friends.
[17:44] ---
I'll take good care of you
the rest of your life!
[17:48] ---
Enough, already! I'm gonna
beat you up, old geezer!
[17:51] ---
You can do anything you like to me!
[17:56] ---
I will not permit an affair.
[17:58] ---
Shouko?! Why is this considered an affair?!
[18:09] ---
I've got a scar in my heart.
[18:11] ---
This summer has become
unforgettable in many ways, hasn't it?
[18:14] ---
I can no longer get married.
[18:16] ---
It was good that the contest got suspended.
[18:19] ---
It was a disaster to the sponsor, though.
[18:22] ---
We went overboard, didn't we?
[18:24] ---
Shall we let them off the hook now?
[18:26] ---
Extenuating circumstances...
[18:28] ---
Looks like they're sorry.
Let's make an exception and forgive them.
[18:34] ---
But I wonder who would've
won if the contest went on.
[18:38] ---
Well, wouldn't Hideyoshi
be the most appropriate?
[18:41] ---
Don't you think the word "appropriate"
is wrong, considering that I'm a guy?
[18:46] ---
My heart went pitter-patter when
I saw Muttsulini in women's clothes.
[18:49] ---
How about you, Akira?
[18:51] ---
Well, since I'm used to
seeing Aki in women's clothes,
[18:55] ---
I liked the other two. It was refreshing.
[18:58] ---
Hey, wait, Sis! I don't
wear women's clothes!
[19:01] ---
What're you saying, Aki?
[19:04] ---
You wore a skirt again last night,
right...? While you were asleep.
[19:09] ---
Hey! What'd you do to
me while I was asleep?!
[19:12] ---
Don't worry. That's half a lie.
[19:15] ---
A lie? How can you make
what you just said half a lie?!
[19:20] ---
I only made you wear it up to your knees.
[19:22] ---
Then you made me wear it half way?!
[19:24] ---
No. The industry
terminology would be "halfway-off."
[19:27] ---
Halfway-off?!
[19:29] ---
Okay, guys! They're pretty much done!
[19:32] ---
Let's eat!
[19:34] ---
This is delicious!
[19:36] ---
Sakamoto really is skilled
in these things, isn't he?
[19:39] ---
My proud husband.
[19:41] ---
I wanted to cook, too,
but Akihisa didn't let me help them.
[19:46] ---
I wouldn't hurt myself with
a kitchen knife or anything.
[19:48] ---
That's not the problem, Himeji.
[19:50] ---
The problem is, you could kill people
even without using a kitchen knife.
[19:54] ---
We'll die if we eat what she makes.
[19:56] ---
Killer food...
[19:58] ---
We can't let her make such dangerous food.
[20:01] ---
Then, how about this time we have
a cooking competition among us girls?
[20:05] ---
We'll ask the guys to be the judges.
[20:06] ---
Why'd you go and say that?!
[20:08] ---
But how can a cooking winner be decided?
[20:14] ---
I think either a knockout
or a technical knockout.
[20:22] ---
Yeah, we did eat a lot, didn't we?
[20:24] ---
Hmm... Somehow I still feel a little hungry.
[20:28] ---
But we have no food left to cook.
[20:29] ---
It can't be helped. I guess
we'll get it locally.
[20:32] ---
Get it locally?
[20:33] ---
There's an ocean in front of us.
[20:36] ---
Fresh clams taste good when grilled.
[20:38] ---
You're right!
[20:41] ---
Come to think of it...
[20:45] ---
I baked madeleines at home and...
[20:49] ---
Let's go, Yuuji! Let's find clams!
[20:51] ---
Yeah! Let's gather so many that
we won't be able to eat anything else!
[20:56] ---
Beaches at night are refined
and nice too, right, Muttsulini?
[20:59] ---
I love clams!
[21:02] ---
I wonder what happened to them.
[21:03] ---
Beats me.
[21:04] ---
So, what about the madeleines?
[21:07] ---
Yeah, I did bake them,
but I left them on the table.
[21:12] ---
Oh, that's a bummer.
[21:17] ---
I'm not gonna die!!
[21:26] ---
Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[21:42] ---
I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!
[21:47] ---
The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples
[21:53] ---
Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?
[21:57] ---
If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:03] ---
No word or number can describe you
[22:09] ---
My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N
[22:17] ---
(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[22:22] ---
Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[22:27] ---
You're special to me,
no matter what happens
[22:30] ---
I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go
[22:32] ---
I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits
[22:38] ---
It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other
[22:41] ---
Forgive me for being like this
[22:44] ---
Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[22:54] ---
Geez, they're sleeping like kids.
[22:58] ---
Guys never grow up, so...
[23:01] ---
Their sleeping faces
look innocent, don't they?
[23:04] ---
They look cute.
[23:05] ---
They must be tired after
getting carried away.
[23:08] ---
I'm glad that they enjoyed the trip.
[23:10] ---
At any rate, they fell asleep
really in no time, didn't they?
[23:13] ---
They were stumbling around
even before they got in the car.
[23:16] ---
I thought they ate breakfast quite
vigorously, then the next moment,
[23:19] ---
they already looked sleepy.
[23:20] ---
They must've been really hungry.
[23:23] ---
Yeah. They ate all our food, too.
[23:27] ---
It's really a bummer, isn't it, Mizuki?
[23:30] ---
Yes...
[23:33] ---
Since they fell asleep
right away, I couldn't ask them
[23:36] ---
how they liked the breakfast
I put so much effort into making.
[23:41] ---
"Goners" "Class A River 'Riv0er Styx' (Hades)"
"Still Breathing"
[23:43] ---
Come to this side.
[23:46] ---
This side is nice.
[23:52] ---
Question 3.
[23:53] ---
Name what you're not
supposed to bring to school.
[23:56] ---
Do bananas count as snacks?
[23:58] ---
You must've gone bananas...
Is that a good comeback?
[24:01] ---
Next episode!
[24:01] ---
"Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi
Please join us again next week!'
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