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2 - Me, Yukata, and Festivities!

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[00:24] ---
    Hm? Where am I?
[00:26] ---
    "Construction" "We apologize for the inconvenience"
    "We appreciate your understanding"
[00:28] ---
    "Class A River 'River Styx' (Hades)"
[00:32] ---
    Could this be... the River Styx?
[00:35] ---
    Come here... Come to this side...
[00:39] ---
    This side is nice.
[00:41] ---
    Everything's a blast here.
[00:45] ---
    You don't have to be scared, Akihisa.
[00:48] ---
    This side is nice in its own way.
[00:50] ---
    Yuuji, why are you on that side?!
[00:53] ---
    Don't be frightened, Akihisa.
    As you can see, I'm just fine.
[00:56] ---
    You don't have to
    worry about anything, so...
[00:59] ---
    Come to this side!
[01:08] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?

[01:28] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:34] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?

[01:39] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood

[01:45] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[01:51] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky

[01:56] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you

[02:02] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love

[02:07] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!

SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:37] ---
    "Episode 2
    Me, Yukata, and Festivities!"
[02:43] ---
    Wh-Where are we?
[02:44] ---
    I don't remember much, but
    I feel like I went through hell, literally.
[02:48] ---
    When your delirious
    ramblings became a conversation,
[02:50] ---
    I thought that you
    were goners, to be honest.
[02:52] ---
    I'm surprised... that we're still alive.
[02:57] ---
    Akihisa and Yuuji made
    a challenge to hit on girls.

[03:01] ---
    The girls found that out and
    gave them punishment. Teehee.

[03:04] ---
    At any rate, what a
    horrible punishment that was.
[03:08] ---
    To think that they did not only that,
    but they also used something like that...
[03:11] ---
    But this is rather unexpected.
[03:13] ---
    Yeah, we did something pretty terrible.
[03:17] ---
    It was extremely rude of you to go
    hit on other girls when you're with girls.
[03:22] ---
    But considering what
    we did, we got off easy.
[03:25] ---
    People don't call having a
    near-death experience getting off easy.
[03:29] ---
    It's hard to think that they'd
    let us off the hook this easily.
[03:32] ---
    There may be more to come.
[03:33] ---
    What do we do, Yuuji? Should we run?
[03:35] ---
    What's this about "running"?!
[03:44] ---
    Tada!
[03:49] ---
    Oh, you guys went and
    changed into yukata, huh?
[03:52] ---
    Yes, they're holding a festival, so...
[03:59] ---
    What do you think, Akihisa?
[04:01] ---
    Y-Yeah, that looks good on you.
[04:03] ---
    This might be my
    first time wearing yukata.
[04:06] ---
    Oh, that's right. You grew up overseas.
[04:15] ---
    Wh-What, Aki?
[04:18] ---
    Ah, no, nothing.
[04:21] ---
    You were admiring
    Minami just now, weren't you?
[04:24] ---
    She's especially cute in a yukata, isn't she?
[04:26] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[04:27] ---
    Kimonos are nice since
    they make you look good
[04:29] ---
    even if you have small breasts.
[04:31] ---
    I-I have no idea what
    you're talking about.
[04:34] ---
    Geez... If you have no idea,
    then I'll show you. Just watch.
[04:40] ---
    Here's a peep.
[04:43] ---
    See? His reaction was
    quicker than usual, right?
[04:48] ---
    What's wrong?! Hang in there, Muttsulini!
[04:53] ---
    This may look bad, but it isn't, really.
[05:00] ---
    Yuuji...
[05:02] ---
    What do you think of me in a yukata?
[05:05] ---
    Well, I suppose you look good in it.
[05:08] ---
    Then do you wanna marry me?
[05:11] ---
    Not at all.
[05:12] ---
    Then do you wanna get engaged to me?
[05:16] ---
    Not even a bit.
[05:17] ---
    Then, Yuuji...
[05:19] ---
    No way, Jose!
[05:21] ---
    Do you wanna keep breathing?
[05:22] ---
    Ahh! You're really cute, Shouko!
[05:27] ---
    You shouldn't fight your feelings, Yuuji.
[05:29] ---
    You threatened me.
[05:31] ---
    My mom told me to do whatever it
    takes when it comes to relationships.
[05:36] ---
    What's going on with
    Himeji and the others...

[05:41] ---
    I thought they were all upset.
[05:45] ---
    Well then, everyone!
[05:47] ---
    Let's go to the festival now!
[05:52] ---
    Yeah, Akira.
[05:54] ---
    We don't want to be late.
[05:56] ---
    This is only my second time
    going to a festival in Japan,
[05:59] ---
    so I'm looking forward to it!
[06:01] ---
    We can't be late.
[06:04] ---
    Let's go already!
[06:06] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[06:12] ---
    Wow, it's lively, isn't it?
[06:14] ---
    Yeah, it seems fun!
[06:16] ---
    Oh? Döner kebab?
[06:18] ---
    They look delicious.
[06:20] ---
    Yeah? Then let's try some.
[06:23] ---
    What?!
[06:24] ---
    This is your punishment
    for earlier. You go buy some.
[06:31] ---
    I shouldn't have said that.
[06:33] ---
    Would you like to eat them,
    too, Aki? I'll go buy some.
[06:37] ---
    Yes, I have no objection...
    Wait... What?! You'll buy them?
[06:43] ---
    Is something the matter?
[06:44] ---
    No, nothing!
[06:49] ---
    Why...? It couldn't be
    that she forgave me, could it?

[06:54] ---
    Well then, let's share it.
[06:58] ---
    I'd like to try many other things, too, so...
[07:01] ---
    O-Okay. You go ahead.
[07:05] ---
    Really? Then...
[07:09] ---
    I guess they don't use lamb in Japan, huh?
[07:12] ---
    Here, you have some, too.
[07:18] ---
    Whoa! This is good!
[07:20] ---
    Oh? Aki, you got sauce on your face.
[07:26] ---
    Th-Thanks, Sis.
[07:29] ---
    Akihisa!
[07:31] ---
    I bought some octopus dumplings.
    Would you like some?
[07:34] ---
    Thanks, Mizuki. Then, I'll have one piece.
[07:38] ---
    Here you go. Say ahh.
[07:41] ---
    Huh?
[07:42] ---
    Is something wrong, Akihisa?
[07:45] ---
    Ah, no... nothing.
[07:49] ---
    Well then, say ahh.
[07:51] ---
    Ahh...
[07:53] ---
    Hmm... The pancake part is hot
    and creamy and the octopus is chewy.
[07:59] ---
    I-It's not like that, Sis!
    This isn't illicit sexual activity!
[08:03] ---
    What's wrong, Aki?
[08:06] ---
    --Huh?
    - -It wasn't good?
[08:08] ---
    What?
[08:10] ---
    What did you screw up this time, Aki?
[08:12] ---
    Getting worked up over a festival?
    You're really childish.
[08:16] ---
    Me? It's you who's really getting worked up.
[08:20] ---
    Th-They said they'd give
    these to me for free, so...!
[08:22] ---
    You lived in Germany so long,
    so you couldn't help it, right?
[08:26] ---
    Oh yeah, would you like
    some cotton candy? It's good.
[08:30] ---
    What?
[08:37] ---
    O-Okay then...
[08:38] ---
    Here you go, say ahh.
[08:42] ---
    Do you like it?
[08:43] ---
    Y-Yeah, it tastes good.
[08:46] ---
    Good.
[08:48] ---
    Yuuji... would you like
    some yakisoba noodles?
[08:51] ---
    Y-Yeah, I guess I'll have some.
[08:54] ---
    I got okonomiyaki, too.
[08:55] ---
    Th-That's considerate of you.
[08:57] ---
    Here's some ramune soda.
[08:59] ---
    Th-Thank you...
[09:01] ---
    Good, Yuuji was forgiven, too.
[09:04] ---
    - -This is a festival after all.
[09:06] ---
    They'd want to enjoy it
    rather than be upset, right?

[09:08] ---
    Akihisa!
[09:10] ---
    I saw some color
    baby chickens over there!
[09:13] ---
    I thought they went extinct.
[09:15] ---
    Well... they just paint the baby chickens.
[09:18] ---
    What?! Then it wasn't
    because of their breed?
[09:23] ---
    That's not possible! Right, Muttsulini?
[09:28] ---
    "Color Baby Chickens"
[09:30] ---
    "Cheep, cheep, cheep..."
[09:31] ---
    "Grab!"
[09:31] ---
    "Cheeeeep?!"
[09:32] ---
    "Rumble, rumble, rumble..."
[09:33] ---
    "Sneer"
[09:34] ---
    I'll color you however I like!
[09:37] ---
    Th-That's common sense.
[09:40] ---
    Aki, are you enjoying the festival?
[09:43] ---
    Yep!
[09:44] ---
    Yuuji, are you having fun?
[09:46] ---
    Y... Yeah.
[09:48] ---
    Oh, Akihisa, there's a fun
    event going on here, too.
SIGN    "The First Summer 'Miss Yukata'
    Beauty Contest"... huh?
[09:57] ---
    A beauty contest, huh?
[09:58] ---
    That sounds fun.
[09:59] ---
    Good photo opportunities.
[10:01] ---
    Why don't we all go?
[10:03] ---
    Or better yet, why not have
    everyone compete in the event?
[10:07] ---
    Ah, well, I'm not saying
    you must or anything...
[10:10] ---
    I thought that might be
    a nice summer memory.
[10:14] ---
    That sounds good.
[10:16] ---
    What? Really?
[10:17] ---
    Yeah, let's participate, shall we?
[10:19] ---
    I'm sure it'll stay in our hearts.
[10:22] ---
    Yes, let's compete in the event...
[10:25] ---
    ...let's have everyone here compete.
[10:28] ---
    Scatter!
[10:38] ---
    Where are you going, Aki?
[10:41] ---
    We're all participating in the contest.
[10:44] ---
    I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[10:48] ---
    Right, you guys aren't making any sense.
[10:51] ---
    Hitting on girls earlier...
[10:53] ---
    Surely you didn't think...
[10:55] ---
    that you were off the hook after
    that little punishment you got earlier?
[11:00] ---
    Don't worry. I have a makeup kit on me.
[11:03] ---
    What?!
[11:04] ---
    Wait! With my frame, there's no
    way I could dress up as a woman!
[11:07] ---
    Please satisfy your anger by
    dressing Akihisa up as a woman!
[11:10] ---
    Are you trying to weasel out of
    this by yourself?! You frickin' traitor!
[11:14] ---
    You both don't know when to give up.
[11:17] ---
    Why don't you follow the example
    of Tsuchiya who gave up like a man?!
[11:21] ---
    Huh?!
[11:22] ---
    Cruel... This is so cruel, Hideyoshi.
[11:27] ---
    I'm sorry. It's not in
    my nature to go easy...
[11:30] ---
    ...since makeup is one of
    the techniques for theater.
[11:33] ---
    "Akiko Yoshii"
[11:35] ---
    Why did you guys have
    to put your all into this?
[11:37] ---
    "Koumi Tsuchiya"
[11:39] ---
    How humiliating...
[11:42] ---
    Koumi Tsuchiya...? What on earth...
[11:45] ---
    "Hong Xiong Li"
[11:46] ---
    You've got it easy, Muttsulini.
[11:49] ---
    I'm dressed up as a woman, and on top
    of that, I'm supposed to be a foreigner!
[11:53] ---
    It's true that people could see a
    female foreign athlete having your frame.
[11:59] ---
    All three of you look good with makeup on.
[12:01] ---
    Yeah, you look very cute!
[12:04] ---
    Aki, your sister is happy
    that you grew up to be pretty.
[12:08] ---
    That's not something that
    you should say to your brother.
[12:13] ---
    Your sex appeal needs work, Yuuji.
[12:15] ---
    You guys forced me to
    wear this! Don't complain!
[12:17] ---
    Come to think of it...
[12:20] ---
    why am I being forced to compete, too?
[12:22] ---
    Well, that's the default for this show.
[12:30] ---
    Idiot Test!
[12:35] ---
    "The First Summer..."
[12:36] ---
    Let's start the First Summer
    "Miss Yukata" Beauty Contest.
[12:41] ---
    "First Summer 'Miss Yukata' Beauty Contest"
[12:44] ---
    As a commentator, we have
    Mr. Obata who's also wearing yukata.
[12:48] ---
    He's a sponsor of the event and
    will be the judge for the contest.
[12:50] ---
    I'm looking forward to
    seeing pretty women in yukata.
[12:54] ---
    "Akiko Yoshii"
[12:56] ---
    Well then, good luck.
[13:00] ---
    Don't worry! They won't figure it out.
[13:02] ---
    Yuuji, if you believe
    in yourself, you can win.
[13:05] ---
    Are you nuts?!
[13:08] ---
    I'll be sure to record your cute side.
[13:12] ---
    Damn you!
[13:15] ---
    What do we do, Yuuji?
[13:17] ---
    Our only option is to lose
    quickly and get out of this.
[13:20] ---
    Oh yeah! If we tell them we're guys...
[13:22] ---
    We can't do that.
[13:23] ---
    There might be school affiliates
    or acquaintances in the audience.
[13:28] ---
    If someone finds out, not only will
    they think we like dressing up as women,
[13:31] ---
    but they'll also think that we're so
    confident we participated in a contest
[13:34] ---
    and we have a habit of showing off,
[13:35] ---
    which means we'll appear
    incredibly pathetic in their eyes!
[13:37] ---
    If that happens,
    my social credibility will...!
[13:42] ---
    I don't think you have any
    social credibility to start with.
[13:44] ---
    Listen up! The only strategy
    for us to get out of this crisis is
[13:48] ---
    to get eliminated in the preliminary
    round without revealing that we're guys.
[13:56] ---
    This is our battle for manhood!
[14:01] ---
    "Thank you very much for your support."
    "Part 1. The End."
[14:04] ---
    Now, contestant No. 1,
    please step out onto the stage.
[14:13] ---
    Now... what should I do?
[14:15] ---
    Please tell us your name.
[14:17] ---
    I'll have my face down.
    I'll answer as softly as I can, too.

[14:21] ---
    Y-Yes, I'm Akiko Yoshii.
[14:24] ---
    Oh? Sounds like you're
    a shy person, Miss Akiko.
[14:28] ---
    I find that pure nature of
    hers cute. She gets a high score.
[14:32] ---
    Why?!
[14:33] ---
    Do you have any special talents?
[14:35] ---
    If I tell a total lie, it's possible
    they'll find it out if they question me...

[14:39] ---
    If I must say, it'd be cooking.
[14:41] ---
    I make things like paella
    and spaghetti carbonara.
[14:44] ---
    So you cook at home, too?
[14:46] ---
    Yes, more or less every day.
[14:49] ---
    It's rare to see a young
    woman like you these days.
[14:52] ---
    Do you have a boyfriend?
[14:54] ---
    I don't!
[14:56] ---
    This is good news for guys.
[14:59] ---
    What do you think, Mr. Obata?
[15:01] ---
    If you give me your cell number,
    I'll give you some spending money.
[15:06] ---
    Well, if he wasn't our sponsor,
    I would've decked him good.
[15:09] ---
    Now, Miss Akiko,
[15:10] ---
    what were you careful about
    when you put on a yukata today?
[15:13] ---
    I tried to avoid showing my body lines...
[15:17] ---
    I see.
[15:19] ---
    Mr. Obata, do you have any questions
    about her manner of wearing a yukata?
[15:23] ---
    I'd like to know if she's wearing underwear!
[15:27] ---
    Underwear?! Does he mean women's underwear?!
[15:29] ---
    I'm not wearing that stuff!
[15:35] ---
    Thank you for answering
    a surprisingly crude question.
[15:44] ---
    Nice high score!
[15:46] ---
    Damn you!
[15:50] ---
    Please tell us your name.
[15:53] ---
    My name is Koumi Tsuchiya.
[15:56] ---
    Did you come here to swim today?
[15:58] ---
    Yes.
[15:59] ---
    Do you often wear yukata?
[16:01] ---
    No.
[16:02] ---
    Did you come with your friends?
[16:05] ---
    Yes.
[16:06] ---
    Are they here in the audience?
[16:08] ---
    No.
[16:09] ---
    Hmm...
[16:11] ---
    Well then, besides yukata,
    what kind of clothes do you like?
[16:15] ---
    Silk Chinese dresses, kimono,
    and outfits for race car girls,
[16:17] ---
    cheerleaders, nurses, flight attendants,
    waitresses at family restaurants, and
[16:20] ---
    policewomen. Also leotards, lady's suits,
    sailor school uniforms, school blazers,
[16:24] ---
    shrine maiden outfits,
    maid uniforms and tennis outfits.
[16:25] ---
    I think they're wonderf-- Err, nothing...
[16:30] ---
    That was surprising.
[16:32] ---
    Despite your coolheaded attitude,
    Miss Koumi, you seem to like cosplay.
[16:37] ---
    P-Please forget it.
[16:38] ---
    Koumi! Koumi! Koumi! Koumi! Koumi!
[16:42] ---
    Y-You can't do that!
[16:44] ---
    What a reaction... She's definitely
    going to make it to the final round.
[16:48] ---
    Uhm... Really, you can't do that...
[16:57] ---
    Nice own goal!
[16:59] ---
    How did this happen?
[17:03] ---
    I'm Hong Xiong Li. Nice to meet you.
[17:08] ---
    She's quite tall, isn't she?
    What do you think, Mr. Obata?
[17:12] ---
    Wonderful! I love tall women.
[17:17] ---
    What?!
[17:18] ---
    She's got a high mark from the judge!
[17:21] ---
    Do you have any other questi-- Huh?
[17:23] ---
    How does Cambodia
    sound for our honeymoon?
[17:26] ---
    We're from different countries!
    I can't do that!
[17:31] ---
    With love, all things are possible, my honey.
[17:34] ---
    There's no love!
[17:36] ---
    I'm confident that love will emerge!
[17:39] ---
    I hate you!
[17:42] ---
    We can start off as friends.
[17:44] ---
    I'll take good care of you
    the rest of your life!
[17:48] ---
    Enough, already! I'm gonna
    beat you up, old geezer!
[17:51] ---
    You can do anything you like to me!
[17:56] ---
    I will not permit an affair.
[17:58] ---
    Shouko?! Why is this considered an affair?!
[18:09] ---
    I've got a scar in my heart.
[18:11] ---
    This summer has become
    unforgettable in many ways, hasn't it?
[18:14] ---
    I can no longer get married.
[18:16] ---
    It was good that the contest got suspended.
[18:19] ---
    It was a disaster to the sponsor, though.
[18:22] ---
    We went overboard, didn't we?
[18:24] ---
    Shall we let them off the hook now?
[18:26] ---
    Extenuating circumstances...
[18:28] ---
    Looks like they're sorry.
    Let's make an exception and forgive them.
[18:34] ---
    But I wonder who would've
    won if the contest went on.
[18:38] ---
    Well, wouldn't Hideyoshi
    be the most appropriate?
[18:41] ---
    Don't you think the word "appropriate"
    is wrong, considering that I'm a guy?
[18:46] ---
    My heart went pitter-patter when
    I saw Muttsulini in women's clothes.
[18:49] ---
    How about you, Akira?
[18:51] ---
    Well, since I'm used to
    seeing Aki in women's clothes,
[18:55] ---
    I liked the other two. It was refreshing.
[18:58] ---
    Hey, wait, Sis! I don't
    wear women's clothes!
[19:01] ---
    What're you saying, Aki?
[19:04] ---
    You wore a skirt again last night,
    right...? While you were asleep.
[19:09] ---
    Hey! What'd you do to
    me while I was asleep?!
[19:12] ---
    Don't worry. That's half a lie.
[19:15] ---
    A lie? How can you make
    what you just said half a lie?!
[19:20] ---
    I only made you wear it up to your knees.
[19:22] ---
    Then you made me wear it half way?!
[19:24] ---
    No. The industry
    terminology would be "halfway-off."
[19:27] ---
    Halfway-off?!
[19:29] ---
    Okay, guys! They're pretty much done!
[19:32] ---
    Let's eat!
[19:34] ---
    This is delicious!
[19:36] ---
    Sakamoto really is skilled
    in these things, isn't he?
[19:39] ---
    My proud husband.
[19:41] ---
    I wanted to cook, too,
    but Akihisa didn't let me help them.
[19:46] ---
    I wouldn't hurt myself with
    a kitchen knife or anything.
[19:48] ---
    That's not the problem, Himeji.
[19:50] ---
    The problem is, you could kill people
    even without using a kitchen knife.

[19:54] ---
    We'll die if we eat what she makes.
[19:56] ---
    Killer food...
[19:58] ---
    We can't let her make such dangerous food.
[20:01] ---
    Then, how about this time we have
    a cooking competition among us girls?
[20:05] ---
    We'll ask the guys to be the judges.
[20:06] ---
    Why'd you go and say that?!
[20:08] ---
    But how can a cooking winner be decided?
[20:14] ---
    I think either a knockout
    or a technical knockout.

[20:22] ---
    Yeah, we did eat a lot, didn't we?
[20:24] ---
    Hmm... Somehow I still feel a little hungry.
[20:28] ---
    But we have no food left to cook.
[20:29] ---
    It can't be helped. I guess
    we'll get it locally.
[20:32] ---
    Get it locally?
[20:33] ---
    There's an ocean in front of us.
[20:36] ---
    Fresh clams taste good when grilled.
[20:38] ---
    You're right!
[20:41] ---
    Come to think of it...
[20:45] ---
    I baked madeleines at home and...
[20:49] ---
    Let's go, Yuuji! Let's find clams!
[20:51] ---
    Yeah! Let's gather so many that
    we won't be able to eat anything else!
[20:56] ---
    Beaches at night are refined
    and nice too, right, Muttsulini?
[20:59] ---
    I love clams!
[21:02] ---
    I wonder what happened to them.
[21:03] ---
    Beats me.
[21:04] ---
    So, what about the madeleines?
[21:07] ---
    Yeah, I did bake them,
    but I left them on the table.
[21:12] ---
    Oh, that's a bummer.
[21:17] ---
    I'm not gonna die!!
[21:26] ---
    Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[21:42] ---
    I'm not making progress.
    Someone's interfering... No, no!

[21:47] ---
    The issue is, I don't have
    enough common multiples

[21:53] ---
    Okay, I basically get it.
    What is the truth... Baby?

[21:57] ---
    If you see this, draw a
    diagram and explain it, Baby!

[22:03] ---
    No word or number can describe you
[22:09] ---
    My heart is being shocked by
    the magnetic force between S and N

[22:17] ---
    (S! S! Super! Sticking together,
    Number! I say No.1 boy!)

[22:22] ---
    Congratulations! From here on
    out you're My, ma-my "treasure"

[22:27] ---
    You're special to me,
    no matter what happens

[22:30] ---
    I'll hold you ever so
    tight and never let you go

[22:32] ---
    I want to be in love, in a
    dream you can forget about limits

[22:38] ---
    It's special, right? After all,
    we came to know each other

[22:41] ---
    Forgive me for being like this
[22:44] ---
    Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[22:54] ---
    Geez, they're sleeping like kids.
[22:58] ---
    Guys never grow up, so...
[23:01] ---
    Their sleeping faces
    look innocent, don't they?
[23:04] ---
    They look cute.
[23:05] ---
    They must be tired after
    getting carried away.
[23:08] ---
    I'm glad that they enjoyed the trip.
[23:10] ---
    At any rate, they fell asleep
    really in no time, didn't they?
[23:13] ---
    They were stumbling around
    even before they got in the car.
[23:16] ---
    I thought they ate breakfast quite
    vigorously, then the next moment,
[23:19] ---
    they already looked sleepy.
[23:20] ---
    They must've been really hungry.
[23:23] ---
    Yeah. They ate all our food, too.
[23:27] ---
    It's really a bummer, isn't it, Mizuki?
[23:30] ---
    Yes...
[23:33] ---
    Since they fell asleep
    right away, I couldn't ask them
[23:36] ---
    how they liked the breakfast
    I put so much effort into making.
[23:41] ---
    "Goners" "Class A River 'Riv0er Styx' (Hades)"
    "Still Breathing"
[23:43] ---
    Come to this side.
[23:46] ---
    This side is nice.
[23:52] ---
    Question 3.
[23:53] ---
    Name what you're not
    supposed to bring to school.

[23:56] ---
    Do bananas count as snacks?
[23:58] ---
    You must've gone bananas...
    Is that a good comeback?

[24:01] ---
    Next episode!
[24:01] ---
    "Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi
    Please join us again next week!'