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12 - Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!

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[00:20] ---
    Wh... Wh...
[00:23] ---
    What the hell is this?!
[00:28] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?

[00:48] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[00:54] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?

[00:58] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood

[01:04] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[01:10] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky

[01:15] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you

[01:21] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love

[01:26] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!

SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[01:55] ---
    "Episode 12
    Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!"
[01:58] ---
    A strange phenomenon
    struck out of the blue.

[02:01] ---
    "Hello"
[02:03] ---
    That is some real fancy-pants
    armor for Akihisa's Avatar.
[02:07] ---
    His height is about life-size, too.
[02:10] ---
    Wait, guys! There's something else
    that should catch your attention, right?!
[02:13] ---
    All right, all right already.
    I got it, so put that other face away.
[02:17] ---
    I can't even ask you to
    do chores like this, huh?
[02:19] ---
    Please be more concerned
    about the real problem here!
[02:22] ---
    Good morning!
[02:23] ---
    Good morning.
[02:24] ---
    Go... od morning, you two.
[02:28] ---
    "Random hitting"
[02:32] ---
    I'm sorry. I didn't
    know what was going on.
[02:34] ---
    No, I'm sorry for scaring you like that.
[02:37] ---
    Th-That's right! It was
    your fault for scaring us!
[02:41] ---
    I wonder if everyone else's
    Avatars have changed, too.
[02:44] ---
    Shall we try and see?
[02:46] ---
    Yep, yep.
[02:47] ---
    Summon!
[02:59] ---
    Th... This is...
[03:01] ---
    Looks like they transform into monsters
    that show their summoners' true nature.
[03:05] ---
    I see... Then my Avatar was
    affected by my chivalrous spirit...
[03:10] ---
    Akihisa, don't turn
    your eyes away from reality.
[03:13] ---
    Or maybe it's that I'm so
    manly that I look good in armor...
[03:15] ---
    Or that I'm so strong that
    I can swing a big sword...
[03:17] ---
    It's probably just that no head means idiot.
[03:20] ---
    You went and said it!
[03:21] ---
    The plain truth that I was
    turning my eyes away from!
[03:26] ---
    The truth is cruel at times.
[03:30] ---
    Yuuji's Avatar isn't much
    different from Yuuji himself.
[03:33] ---
    A doppelganger?
[03:34] ---
    What're you guys saying?
    This is the monster "Yuuji Sakamoto"!
[03:38] ---
    With hideous looks and a nasty personality...
[03:40] ---
    Aim for the Olympics!
[03:41] ---
    Nadeshiko Japan!
[03:44] ---
    You kicked it, Yuuji!
[03:45] ---
    You kicked my Avatar's head
    as if it was a soccer ball!
[03:50] ---
    Don't be so upset, Akihisa.
    They often say "My friend is a ball," right?
[03:54] ---
    Shouldn't it be "The ball is my friend"?!
[04:04] ---
    What the...
[04:05] ---
    A werewolf...
[04:07] ---
    B-But there isn't even a
    full moon. Why did he transform?
[04:11] ---
    Did he see something round?
[04:15] ---
    So it really is a ball, huh?
[04:17] ---
    Aren't you two summoning your Avatars?
[04:19] ---
    I suppose... then...
[04:22] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar...
[04:26] ---
    Summon!
[04:37] ---
    Ahh! P-Please don't look!
[04:41] ---
    At any rate, your true
    nature is easy to figure out.
[04:44] ---
    N-No! It's true that I'm fat,
[04:47] ---
    but they're not so big that
    they can be my calling card!
[04:50] ---
    Stop it, Himeji. If you say more than
    that, a certain someone will get hurt...
[04:53] ---
    It hurts! My wrist is twisted! Ahhh!
[04:56] ---
    --If there's something you
    wanna say, I'll listen, Aki.
[04:56] ---
    --Ahhhh! There's nothing!
[04:59] ---
    Geez...
[05:01] ---
    Mizuki, it's your fault for
    having such a naughty figure.
[05:05] ---
    That's so harsh, Minami.
[05:07] ---
    For that matter, I don't
    have to worry at all.
[05:10] ---
    I bet a super cute one
    will come out, so just watch.
[05:13] ---
    Summon!
[05:32] ---
    I can't laugh. If I laugh now, I'm a goner.
[05:35] ---
    Say, Aki.
[05:36] ---
    Wh-What is it, Minami?
[05:39] ---
    I wonder what this Avatar
    is trying to tell me, huh?
[05:43] ---
    Y-Yeah, I wonder...
[05:48] ---
    Dammit!
[05:49] ---
    Now that it's come to this, I'll mention
    a characteristic other than "totally flat."

[05:54] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[05:55] ---
    You and Nurikabe both
    have the trait of being hard.
[05:59] ---
    Whose what is hard, you said?!
[06:02] ---
    It's hard!
[06:03] ---
    The truth really is cruel.
[06:06] ---
    Get away from my honey, you pig jerk!
[06:10] ---
    M-Miharu...
[06:12] ---
    You're a pig jerk! Receiving a hug
    from my honey is a very serious crime!
[06:15] ---
    --Go to hell!
[06:15] ---
    --Ahhhhh! Ow, ow, ow, ow...
[06:18] ---
    Pipe it down, you bastards!
[06:25] ---
    You guys are...!
[06:30] ---
    Who are you again?
[06:31] ---
    Are you mocking us?!
[06:33] ---
    We're Tsunemura and
    Natsukawa from Year 3 Class A!
[06:35] ---
    Oh, the Toko-Natsu Duo.
[06:37] ---
    Toko-Natsu upperclassmen?
    I feel like I've heard that somewhere.
[06:40] ---
    Don't put our names together on your own!
[06:42] ---
    During the school festival, this
    Toko-Natsu Duo blah, blah, blah...

[06:48] ---
    We can hear your racket all the way from
    the Year 3 classroom and we can't study!
[06:53] ---
    That's an outrageous false accusation.
[06:55] ---
    What?!
[06:55] ---
    We're on the third floor.
    On top of that, this is Class F.
[06:58] ---
    Year 3 Class A is in a different
    building and on a different floor.
[07:01] ---
    Indeed, it's hard to think that
    our voices would reach there.
[07:04] ---
    You were just probably wandering
    about since you got bored of studying
[07:07] ---
    when you heard Akihisa's stupid, silly voice.
[07:10] ---
    Then you just started wanting
    to take it out on us, right?
[07:12] ---
    Didn't you just casually
    lay the blame on me?
[07:14] ---
    Shut up! The fact still remains
    that you guys are an annoyance!
[07:19] ---
    You guys all got suspended for
    causing a peeking racket not long ago!
[07:23] ---
    What're you gonna do if that causes
    our academy's reputation to go down
[07:25] ---
    and affects our college entrance exams?!
[07:27] ---
    So he says, Yuuji. Why don't you apologize?
[07:29] ---
    Now, Akihisa, hurry up and apologize.
[07:32] ---
    We're talking about the two of you!
[07:34] ---
    No way.
[07:35] ---
    Stop messing around!
[07:36] ---
    We're gonna put some backbone
    into that foolish nature of yours!
[07:39] ---
    Math, huh? Just what we want!
[07:42] ---
    Summon!
[07:46] ---
    "Math"
[07:47] ---
    Go to hell!
[07:51] ---
    "Idiot"
[07:53] ---
    What?!
[07:54] ---
    I'll be the first one to punish
    the pig jerk! Please don't interfere!
[07:59] ---
    If you're going to attack Yoshii,
[08:01] ---
    I don't care if you're our upperclassmen!
[08:03] ---
    I'll take up the fight!
[08:04] ---
    Shimizu?! And, why Kubo?!
[08:06] ---
    They look the same.
[08:08] ---
    Lost gods... Monsters who
    are lost on the humans' path
[08:11] ---
    and try to get you to become one of them...
[08:13] ---
    Perfect description.
[08:26] ---
    Dammit!
[08:27] ---
    Let's finish this now, shall we?
[08:31] ---
    Stop right there!
[08:37] ---
    --Principal?!
[08:37] ---
    --Old hag?!
[08:41] ---
    I want you to use your remaining scores
    in the event that we're gonna start now.
[08:45] ---
    Event?
[08:46] ---
    Shouldn't you work to turn
    our Avatars back to normal first?
[08:49] ---
    As it stands, the entire school
    will become a haunted house.
[08:52] ---
    Oh? You've got a good intuition for an idiot.
[08:56] ---
    Huh?
[08:56] ---
    We're holding an inter-grade
    courage contest using Avatars!
[09:00] ---
    Inter-Grade Courage contest?!
[09:02] ---
    You guys just screwed up
    the system tune-up again, right?
[09:05] ---
    Oh, this is good.
[09:06] ---
    Maybe I'll have you guys manage the event.
[09:08] ---
    Ack!
[09:09] ---
    Well, Year 2 and Year 3, which
    should play the ghosts and goblins?
[09:14] ---
    Of course, we, the Year 3
    students, will do the scaring.
[09:17] ---
    We have to teach them a lesson, so...
[09:19] ---
    Then, the Year 3 students
    will be ghosts and goblins
[09:22] ---
    and the Year 2 students will be
    those to brave the haunted house.
[09:26] ---
    Rules for the Inter-Grade Courage Contest.
[09:29] ---
    Wooooo, badump, badump, badump...
[09:31] ---
    Challengers will group up in
    pairs and brave the haunted house.

[09:35] ---
    When the challengers make
    noises louder than a set sound volume

[09:39] ---
    in the haunted house, they'll
    become disqualified on the spot.

[09:43] ---
    "Challenger"
[09:44] ---
    Challengers will fight Avatar battles
    with goblins at the four checkpoints.

[09:50] ---
    If they win, they'll clear the checkpoint
    and proceed to the next checkpoint.

[09:56] ---
    If they clear all four
    checkpoints, the challengers win.

[10:00] ---
    On the contrary, if all the
    challengers get defeated, the goblins win.

[10:06] ---
    Humph! Just competing isn't fun.
[10:09] ---
    Let's decide on the penalty
    game for when you guys lose.
[10:12] ---
    Hold on a sec! Don't add rules
    on your own for an academy event!
[10:17] ---
    What? But... that's the least...
[10:19] ---
    Don't be so disappointed, upperclassmen!
[10:21] ---
    Hm?
[10:21] ---
    As long as you're at
    one of the checkpoints,
[10:23] ---
    you'll eventually be able to
    fight us individually... Right?
[10:28] ---
    Interesting!
[10:29] ---
    We'll beat you up with
    everything we've got!
[10:34] ---
    What...? Me?
[10:42] ---
    Idiot Test!
[10:48] ---
    So, we enter the haunted house
    in pairs. This is a rare occasion,
[10:52] ---
    so I'm thinking of having guys
    and girls pair up as much as possible.
[10:56] ---
    But if the girl screams,
    the guy will be disqualified, too.
[10:59] ---
    That shouldn't be a problem. In this
    kind of event, this is more exciting.
[11:03] ---
    So, decide on pairs on your own.
[11:07] ---
    So... what's this really about?
[11:09] ---
    Since Shouko threatened me, I thought
    I'd involve everyone to spread the pain.
[11:15] ---
    If you don't pair up with me...
    we'll get married immediately.
[11:22] ---
    What's the matter Mizuki?
[11:24] ---
    Well... uhm...
[11:26] ---
    Himeji?
[11:27] ---
    I've always hated ghosts and stuff...
[11:30] ---
    So I might scream before anyone
    and cause you guys problems.
[11:39] ---
    Himeji, if you're so scared,
    you don't have to push too hard.
[11:42] ---
    Th-That's right. Y-You don't have to push.
[11:46] ---
    Everyone has...
    something they don't like... so...
[11:50] ---
    We'll try hard so that you don't
    have to go into the haunted house, okay?
[11:58] ---
    Okay.
[11:59] ---
    How dare you, Akihisa Yoshii!
[12:01] ---
    I'll make sure to banish you to hell!
[12:04] ---
    Shimizu...
[12:05] ---
    Whoa!
[12:06] ---
    Wh-What?
[12:07] ---
    Would you like to... join hands with me?
[12:12] ---
    Let me hear what you have to say.
[12:15] ---
    And thus, the Inter-Grade
    Courage Contest began.
[12:24] ---
    This is quite elaborate.
[12:26] ---
    Th-These are just fake, right?
[12:30] ---
    I bet they'll try to scare
    us with some pretty lame...
[12:34] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:37] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:42] ---
    Disqualified.
[12:44] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:46] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:48] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:50] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:54] ---
    The Year 3 students are quite serious.
[12:56] ---
    They might be tougher than I thought.
[12:59] ---
    Dammit...
[13:00] ---
    Why do I have to pair up with a guy?
[13:02] ---
    It's your own fault that you
    aren't popular among girls.
[13:04] ---
    What'd you say?
[13:06] ---
    You, too, asked out over 20 girls
    and got rejected by all of them.
[13:09] ---
    That's not true. It's not that they
    rejected me. It was all just bad timing.
[13:13] ---
    I had bad timing too, that's all. It's never
    the case that I'm unpopular among girls.
[13:16] ---
    It's not that I'm not popular, either!
[13:18] ---
    Me, neither!
[13:18] ---
    Me, neither!
[13:19] ---
    No, me, neither! Me, neither! Me, neither!
[13:23] ---
    Disqualified.
[13:24] ---
    This is good, Natsukawa.
    You'll walk all over them like this.
[13:28] ---
    I see...
[13:30] ---
    Well, I'm gonna go give
    them even more to be scared of.
[13:42] ---
    Ah...
[13:43] ---
    M-Mikami!
[13:46] ---
    Are you okay?
[13:49] ---
    Thank... you.
[13:51] ---
    --Tsk!
[13:53] ---
    --Tsk...! Tsk...! Tsk...!
[13:55] ---
    Hey, didn't something strange
    appear on the screen just now?
[13:59] ---
    What? Something strange?
[14:07] ---
    Tsk!
[14:10] ---
    It's okay. I'll protect you.
[14:14] ---
    Tsk!
[14:20] ---
    To think that they'd use
    an obvious trick like this...
[14:24] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[14:27] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[14:30] ---
    H-How dare he...! That damn bastard!
[14:32] ---
    Dirty! Their way of doing things is
    dirty, and so is that face on the screen!
[14:37] ---
    That's scarier than ghosts!
[14:39] ---
    I may not be able to sleep tonight.
[14:41] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[14:43] ---
    Someone, help!
[14:44] ---
    "Disqualified"
[14:45] ---
    "Disqualified"
[14:45] ---
    "Disqualified"
[14:49] ---
    The first strike units...
    have been annihilated.
[14:51] ---
    Dammit... Everyone!
[14:52] ---
    What're we gonna do?! There's no
    way to defeat such a frightening enemy.
[14:57] ---
    Leave it to me.
[14:59] ---
    Muttsulini!
[15:01] ---
    I'll come with you, Muttsulini.
[15:05] ---
    I'm gonna teach that
    baldie what true terror is.
[15:16] ---
    More victims are here.
[15:20] ---
    Here I come.
[15:22] ---
    Yahoo!
[15:34] ---
    "Yeah!"
[15:40] ---
    How dare you show
    me something like that!
[15:43] ---
    There, there, upperclassman. Smile!
[15:47] ---
    We'll upload these pictures to the net.
[15:51] ---
    Hell no! Just you wait and see!
[15:56] ---
    Bye-bye!
[15:58] ---
    "Checkpoint 2"
[16:01] ---
    You're finally here, huh?
[16:05] ---
    Let's get started already!
[16:07] ---
    Summon!
[16:08] ---
    "Health and Physical Education"
[16:12] ---
    Muttsulini, their Avatars look strong.
[16:16] ---
    They do, but...
[16:19] ---
    Summon!
[16:24] ---
    Summon!
[16:30] ---
    "Smack!"
[16:30] ---
    "Smack!"
[16:32] ---
    They're no match for us.
[16:35] ---
    "Health and Physical Education"
[16:36] ---
    "Challengers Aiko & Muttsulini Passed"
[16:37] ---
    Whoa!
[16:40] ---
    All right!
[16:41] ---
    They're both amazing!
[16:43] ---
    What just happened, Yuuji?
[16:45] ---
    I didn't get a clear look,
[16:47] ---
    but the faceless one
    became naked in a heartbeat,
[16:51] ---
    beat up her opponents,
    and put her clothes back on.
[16:53] ---
    Why did she have to
    take off her clothes?
[16:55] ---
    Within that moment, Muttsulini
    bled, stopped the bleeding and
[16:58] ---
    completed the blood transfusion.
[17:00] ---
    That's our Muttsulini!
[17:01] ---
    At this rate, can't those
    two clear all the checkpoints?
[17:04] ---
    Well, the Year 3 guys will
    probably step up their game as well.
[17:08] ---
    The next checkpoint is
    coming up soon, isn't it?
[17:11] ---
    Yeah.
[17:12] ---
    Hm?
[17:13] ---
    What's the matter?
[17:17] ---
    Welcome.
[17:20] ---
    I'm Aoi Kogure, a tea ceremony
    club member from Year 3 Class A.
[17:28] ---
    Are you okay, Muttsulini?
[17:31] ---
    This is nothing.
[17:33] ---
    How cute... But I'm
    wearing another uniform, too.
[17:39] ---
    Another uniform?!
[17:41] ---
    To tell you the truth...
[17:44] ---
    ...I also belong to...
[17:48] ---
    ...the rhythmic gymnastics club, too.
[17:55] ---
    Muttsulini!
[17:58] ---
    The... bleeding...
    The bleeding isn't stopping!
[18:01] ---
    We're coming to save you, Tsuchiya!
[18:04] ---
    Rhythmic gymnastics! Rhythmic
    gymnastics! Rhythmic gymnastics!
[18:08] ---
    This is terrible, Yuuji! We'd better
    take a camera and hurry there too!
[18:13] ---
    Sorry, Akihisa... I'm not
    quite sure what happened.
[18:17] ---
    That's too much excitement for Yuuji.
[18:19] ---
    --But I got the gist of the situation.
[18:20] ---
    --What a feast to the eyes!
[18:22] ---
    I've got a plan, too!
[18:26] ---
    Oh man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff.
[18:31] ---
    Oh?
[18:32] ---
    A pair of girls?
[18:35] ---
    It's true that using her feminine
    charms won't work on those two.
[18:38] ---
    Yeah, on top of that, the
    older sister is a Class A student.
[18:42] ---
    I don't like the rough stuff.
[18:45] ---
    Well then... I'll leave the rest to you.
[18:48] ---
    Got it. Summon!
[18:50] ---
    "Chemistry"
[18:55] ---
    Setting aside how it looks...
    that score wouldn't be...
[18:58] ---
    Summon!
[18:59] ---
    Summon!
[19:05] ---
    Why are you a cat-girl
    and I'm just a plain old cat?!
[19:08] ---
    You're always playing coy, so...
[19:11] ---
    What... did you say?
[19:14] ---
    I found an opening!
[19:21] ---
    Sis!
[19:22] ---
    I'm not so weak that you
    need to worry about me.
[19:29] ---
    Besides...
[19:31] ---
    "Meow, meow, meow"
[19:32] ---
    "Chemistry"
[19:33] ---
    I hate bugs!
[19:39] ---
    A piece of cake. Let's go.
[19:41] ---
    Got it.
[19:42] ---
    Wait... Hideyoshi Kinoshita...
[19:48] ---
    I wonder what he wants.
[19:50] ---
    Hideyoshi Kinoshita,
    I was waiting for you to come.
[19:53] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
    but ask him to make it quick, Hideyoshi.
[19:57] ---
    I'll just get straight to the point.
[19:59] ---
    What on earth is this about?
[20:01] ---
    Hideyoshi Kinoshita...
[20:04] ---
    I...
[20:09] ---
    I'm, well...
[20:11] ---
    I'm in love with you!
[20:22] ---
    That day...
[20:26] ---
    ...for the first time in my life...
[20:28] ---
    ...I heard Hideyoshi scream.
[20:35] ---
    Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[20:51] ---
    I'm not making progress.
    Someone's interfering... No, no!

[20:57] ---
    The issue is, I don't have
    enough common multiples

[21:02] ---
    Okay, I basically get it.
    What is the truth... Baby?

[21:07] ---
    If you see this, draw a
    diagram and explain it, Baby!

[21:13] ---
    No word or number can describe you
[21:18] ---
    My heart is being shocked by
    the magnetic force between S and N

[21:26] ---
    (S! S! Super! Sticking together,
    Number! I say No.1 boy!)

[21:31] ---
    Congratulations! From here on
    out you're My, ma-my "treasure"

[21:36] ---
    You're special to me,
    no matter what happens

[21:40] ---
    I'll hold you ever so
    tight and never let you go

[21:42] ---
    I want to be in love, in a
    dream you can forget about limits

[21:47] ---
    It's special, right? After all,
    we came to know each other

[21:51] ---
    Forgive me for being like this
[21:53] ---
    Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[22:02] ---
    Everyone's song!
[22:04] ---
    "Sun and Sunflower."
[22:07] ---
    Whenever I notice, my
    eyes are always following you.

[22:13] ---
    --I will bloom into a big flower.
[22:14] ---
    --Come to think of it, I'm
    always seeking your smile.

[22:16] ---
    --I don't know the words
    to describe my feelings,

[22:20] ---
    but I still want to tell you.
[22:23] ---
    I love you, Kinoshita.
[22:25] ---
    I'm seriously...
[22:27] ---
    ...madly in love with you.
[22:30] ---
    I-I'm sorry...
[22:33] ---
    To think that I screamed
    shamefully like that...
[22:36] ---
    Don't worry about it, Hideyoshi.
[22:37] ---
    That's right, Hideyoshi.
[22:39] ---
    It's rather impossible not to
    scream under that circumstance.
[22:42] ---
    "Everyone's song"
[22:43] ---
    I never thought... that he'd start
    reading a poem he himself wrote!
[22:48] ---
    "Quite a creepy job!"
[22:50] ---
    I fell unconscious, too.
[22:52] ---
    Yep, yep.
[22:54] ---
    At any rate, we have to take action soon.
[23:01] ---
    Hey! Are you watching, you losers?!
[23:03] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[23:06] ---
    Those bastards...
[23:07] ---
    If you're feeling frustrated,
    why don't you hurry up and get here?
[23:10] ---
    Hey, Tsunemura, you say something, too!
[23:15] ---
    Kinoshita! I...
[23:25] ---
    Hey, Yoshii! Sakamoto!
    You're listening, right?!
[23:29] ---
    How long are you gonna
    make us wait?! Get here already!
[23:32] ---
    Come here so we can have lots of fun!
[23:38] ---
    Darn poet!
[23:40] ---
    Those bastards! Fine by me!
[23:48] ---
    Question 13.
[23:49] ---
    Calm yourself down to
    check your answers so far,

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    and indicate how satisfied
    you are with your answers.

[23:54] ---
    I wrote my name correctly for sure!
[23:56] ---
    It's harder to make a
    mistake than write it correctly.

[23:58] ---
    Next episode!
    "BAKA and TEST – Summon The Beasts!"

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    This will be on the test.
[24:02] ---
    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"