12 - Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!
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[00:20] ---
Wh... Wh...
[00:23] ---
What the hell is this?!
[00:28] ---
Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?
[00:48] ---
My future starts spinning colorfully
[00:54] ---
How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?
[00:58] ---
I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood
[01:04] ---
I love you today, I really love you
[01:10] ---
I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:15] ---
I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:21] ---
I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love
[01:26] ---
The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[01:55] ---
"Episode 12
Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!"
[01:58] ---
A strange phenomenon
struck out of the blue.
[02:01] ---
"Hello"
[02:03] ---
That is some real fancy-pants
armor for Akihisa's Avatar.
[02:07] ---
His height is about life-size, too.
[02:10] ---
Wait, guys! There's something else
that should catch your attention, right?!
[02:13] ---
All right, all right already.
I got it, so put that other face away.
[02:17] ---
I can't even ask you to
do chores like this, huh?
[02:19] ---
Please be more concerned
about the real problem here!
[02:22] ---
Good morning!
[02:23] ---
Good morning.
[02:24] ---
Go... od morning, you two.
[02:28] ---
"Random hitting"
[02:32] ---
I'm sorry. I didn't
know what was going on.
[02:34] ---
No, I'm sorry for scaring you like that.
[02:37] ---
Th-That's right! It was
your fault for scaring us!
[02:41] ---
I wonder if everyone else's
Avatars have changed, too.
[02:44] ---
Shall we try and see?
[02:46] ---
Yep, yep.
[02:47] ---
Summon!
[02:59] ---
Th... This is...
[03:01] ---
Looks like they transform into monsters
that show their summoners' true nature.
[03:05] ---
I see... Then my Avatar was
affected by my chivalrous spirit...
[03:10] ---
Akihisa, don't turn
your eyes away from reality.
[03:13] ---
Or maybe it's that I'm so
manly that I look good in armor...
[03:15] ---
Or that I'm so strong that
I can swing a big sword...
[03:17] ---
It's probably just that no head means idiot.
[03:20] ---
You went and said it!
[03:21] ---
The plain truth that I was
turning my eyes away from!
[03:26] ---
The truth is cruel at times.
[03:30] ---
Yuuji's Avatar isn't much
different from Yuuji himself.
[03:33] ---
A doppelganger?
[03:34] ---
What're you guys saying?
This is the monster "Yuuji Sakamoto"!
[03:38] ---
With hideous looks and a nasty personality...
[03:40] ---
Aim for the Olympics!
[03:41] ---
Nadeshiko Japan!
[03:44] ---
You kicked it, Yuuji!
[03:45] ---
You kicked my Avatar's head
as if it was a soccer ball!
[03:50] ---
Don't be so upset, Akihisa.
They often say "My friend is a ball," right?
[03:54] ---
Shouldn't it be "The ball is my friend"?!
[04:04] ---
What the...
[04:05] ---
A werewolf...
[04:07] ---
B-But there isn't even a
full moon. Why did he transform?
[04:11] ---
Did he see something round?
[04:15] ---
So it really is a ball, huh?
[04:17] ---
Aren't you two summoning your Avatars?
[04:19] ---
I suppose... then...
[04:22] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar...
[04:26] ---
Summon!
[04:37] ---
Ahh! P-Please don't look!
[04:41] ---
At any rate, your true
nature is easy to figure out.
[04:44] ---
N-No! It's true that I'm fat,
[04:47] ---
but they're not so big that
they can be my calling card!
[04:50] ---
Stop it, Himeji. If you say more than
that, a certain someone will get hurt...
[04:53] ---
It hurts! My wrist is twisted! Ahhh!
[04:56] ---
--If there's something you
wanna say, I'll listen, Aki.
[04:56] ---
--Ahhhh! There's nothing!
[04:59] ---
Geez...
[05:01] ---
Mizuki, it's your fault for
having such a naughty figure.
[05:05] ---
That's so harsh, Minami.
[05:07] ---
For that matter, I don't
have to worry at all.
[05:10] ---
I bet a super cute one
will come out, so just watch.
[05:13] ---
Summon!
[05:32] ---
I can't laugh. If I laugh now, I'm a goner.
[05:35] ---
Say, Aki.
[05:36] ---
Wh-What is it, Minami?
[05:39] ---
I wonder what this Avatar
is trying to tell me, huh?
[05:43] ---
Y-Yeah, I wonder...
[05:48] ---
Dammit!
[05:49] ---
Now that it's come to this, I'll mention
a characteristic other than "totally flat."
[05:54] ---
Oh, that's right!
[05:55] ---
You and Nurikabe both
have the trait of being hard.
[05:59] ---
Whose what is hard, you said?!
[06:02] ---
It's hard!
[06:03] ---
The truth really is cruel.
[06:06] ---
Get away from my honey, you pig jerk!
[06:10] ---
M-Miharu...
[06:12] ---
You're a pig jerk! Receiving a hug
from my honey is a very serious crime!
[06:15] ---
--Go to hell!
[06:15] ---
--Ahhhhh! Ow, ow, ow, ow...
[06:18] ---
Pipe it down, you bastards!
[06:25] ---
You guys are...!
[06:30] ---
Who are you again?
[06:31] ---
Are you mocking us?!
[06:33] ---
We're Tsunemura and
Natsukawa from Year 3 Class A!
[06:35] ---
Oh, the Toko-Natsu Duo.
[06:37] ---
Toko-Natsu upperclassmen?
I feel like I've heard that somewhere.
[06:40] ---
Don't put our names together on your own!
[06:42] ---
During the school festival, this
Toko-Natsu Duo blah, blah, blah...
[06:48] ---
We can hear your racket all the way from
the Year 3 classroom and we can't study!
[06:53] ---
That's an outrageous false accusation.
[06:55] ---
What?!
[06:55] ---
We're on the third floor.
On top of that, this is Class F.
[06:58] ---
Year 3 Class A is in a different
building and on a different floor.
[07:01] ---
Indeed, it's hard to think that
our voices would reach there.
[07:04] ---
You were just probably wandering
about since you got bored of studying
[07:07] ---
when you heard Akihisa's stupid, silly voice.
[07:10] ---
Then you just started wanting
to take it out on us, right?
[07:12] ---
Didn't you just casually
lay the blame on me?
[07:14] ---
Shut up! The fact still remains
that you guys are an annoyance!
[07:19] ---
You guys all got suspended for
causing a peeking racket not long ago!
[07:23] ---
What're you gonna do if that causes
our academy's reputation to go down
[07:25] ---
and affects our college entrance exams?!
[07:27] ---
So he says, Yuuji. Why don't you apologize?
[07:29] ---
Now, Akihisa, hurry up and apologize.
[07:32] ---
We're talking about the two of you!
[07:34] ---
No way.
[07:35] ---
Stop messing around!
[07:36] ---
We're gonna put some backbone
into that foolish nature of yours!
[07:39] ---
Math, huh? Just what we want!
[07:42] ---
Summon!
[07:46] ---
"Math"
[07:47] ---
Go to hell!
[07:51] ---
"Idiot"
[07:53] ---
What?!
[07:54] ---
I'll be the first one to punish
the pig jerk! Please don't interfere!
[07:59] ---
If you're going to attack Yoshii,
[08:01] ---
I don't care if you're our upperclassmen!
[08:03] ---
I'll take up the fight!
[08:04] ---
Shimizu?! And, why Kubo?!
[08:06] ---
They look the same.
[08:08] ---
Lost gods... Monsters who
are lost on the humans' path
[08:11] ---
and try to get you to become one of them...
[08:13] ---
Perfect description.
[08:26] ---
Dammit!
[08:27] ---
Let's finish this now, shall we?
[08:31] ---
Stop right there!
[08:37] ---
--Principal?!
[08:37] ---
--Old hag?!
[08:41] ---
I want you to use your remaining scores
in the event that we're gonna start now.
[08:45] ---
Event?
[08:46] ---
Shouldn't you work to turn
our Avatars back to normal first?
[08:49] ---
As it stands, the entire school
will become a haunted house.
[08:52] ---
Oh? You've got a good intuition for an idiot.
[08:56] ---
Huh?
[08:56] ---
We're holding an inter-grade
courage contest using Avatars!
[09:00] ---
Inter-Grade Courage contest?!
[09:02] ---
You guys just screwed up
the system tune-up again, right?
[09:05] ---
Oh, this is good.
[09:06] ---
Maybe I'll have you guys manage the event.
[09:08] ---
Ack!
[09:09] ---
Well, Year 2 and Year 3, which
should play the ghosts and goblins?
[09:14] ---
Of course, we, the Year 3
students, will do the scaring.
[09:17] ---
We have to teach them a lesson, so...
[09:19] ---
Then, the Year 3 students
will be ghosts and goblins
[09:22] ---
and the Year 2 students will be
those to brave the haunted house.
[09:26] ---
Rules for the Inter-Grade Courage Contest.
[09:29] ---
Wooooo, badump, badump, badump...
[09:31] ---
Challengers will group up in
pairs and brave the haunted house.
[09:35] ---
When the challengers make
noises louder than a set sound volume
[09:39] ---
in the haunted house, they'll
become disqualified on the spot.
[09:43] ---
"Challenger"
[09:44] ---
Challengers will fight Avatar battles
with goblins at the four checkpoints.
[09:50] ---
If they win, they'll clear the checkpoint
and proceed to the next checkpoint.
[09:56] ---
If they clear all four
checkpoints, the challengers win.
[10:00] ---
On the contrary, if all the
challengers get defeated, the goblins win.
[10:06] ---
Humph! Just competing isn't fun.
[10:09] ---
Let's decide on the penalty
game for when you guys lose.
[10:12] ---
Hold on a sec! Don't add rules
on your own for an academy event!
[10:17] ---
What? But... that's the least...
[10:19] ---
Don't be so disappointed, upperclassmen!
[10:21] ---
Hm?
[10:21] ---
As long as you're at
one of the checkpoints,
[10:23] ---
you'll eventually be able to
fight us individually... Right?
[10:28] ---
Interesting!
[10:29] ---
We'll beat you up with
everything we've got!
[10:34] ---
What...? Me?
[10:42] ---
Idiot Test!
[10:48] ---
So, we enter the haunted house
in pairs. This is a rare occasion,
[10:52] ---
so I'm thinking of having guys
and girls pair up as much as possible.
[10:56] ---
But if the girl screams,
the guy will be disqualified, too.
[10:59] ---
That shouldn't be a problem. In this
kind of event, this is more exciting.
[11:03] ---
So, decide on pairs on your own.
[11:07] ---
So... what's this really about?
[11:09] ---
Since Shouko threatened me, I thought
I'd involve everyone to spread the pain.
[11:15] ---
If you don't pair up with me...
we'll get married immediately.
[11:22] ---
What's the matter Mizuki?
[11:24] ---
Well... uhm...
[11:26] ---
Himeji?
[11:27] ---
I've always hated ghosts and stuff...
[11:30] ---
So I might scream before anyone
and cause you guys problems.
[11:39] ---
Himeji, if you're so scared,
you don't have to push too hard.
[11:42] ---
Th-That's right. Y-You don't have to push.
[11:46] ---
Everyone has...
something they don't like... so...
[11:50] ---
We'll try hard so that you don't
have to go into the haunted house, okay?
[11:58] ---
Okay.
[11:59] ---
How dare you, Akihisa Yoshii!
[12:01] ---
I'll make sure to banish you to hell!
[12:04] ---
Shimizu...
[12:05] ---
Whoa!
[12:06] ---
Wh-What?
[12:07] ---
Would you like to... join hands with me?
[12:12] ---
Let me hear what you have to say.
[12:15] ---
And thus, the Inter-Grade
Courage Contest began.
[12:24] ---
This is quite elaborate.
[12:26] ---
Th-These are just fake, right?
[12:30] ---
I bet they'll try to scare
us with some pretty lame...
[12:34] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:37] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:42] ---
Disqualified.
[12:44] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:46] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:48] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:50] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:54] ---
The Year 3 students are quite serious.
[12:56] ---
They might be tougher than I thought.
[12:59] ---
Dammit...
[13:00] ---
Why do I have to pair up with a guy?
[13:02] ---
It's your own fault that you
aren't popular among girls.
[13:04] ---
What'd you say?
[13:06] ---
You, too, asked out over 20 girls
and got rejected by all of them.
[13:09] ---
That's not true. It's not that they
rejected me. It was all just bad timing.
[13:13] ---
I had bad timing too, that's all. It's never
the case that I'm unpopular among girls.
[13:16] ---
It's not that I'm not popular, either!
[13:18] ---
Me, neither!
[13:18] ---
Me, neither!
[13:19] ---
No, me, neither! Me, neither! Me, neither!
[13:23] ---
Disqualified.
[13:24] ---
This is good, Natsukawa.
You'll walk all over them like this.
[13:28] ---
I see...
[13:30] ---
Well, I'm gonna go give
them even more to be scared of.
[13:42] ---
Ah...
[13:43] ---
M-Mikami!
[13:46] ---
Are you okay?
[13:49] ---
Thank... you.
[13:51] ---
--Tsk!
[13:53] ---
--Tsk...! Tsk...! Tsk...!
[13:55] ---
Hey, didn't something strange
appear on the screen just now?
[13:59] ---
What? Something strange?
[14:07] ---
Tsk!
[14:10] ---
It's okay. I'll protect you.
[14:14] ---
Tsk!
[14:20] ---
To think that they'd use
an obvious trick like this...
[14:24] ---
Ahhhhh!
[14:27] ---
Ahhhhh!
[14:30] ---
H-How dare he...! That damn bastard!
[14:32] ---
Dirty! Their way of doing things is
dirty, and so is that face on the screen!
[14:37] ---
That's scarier than ghosts!
[14:39] ---
I may not be able to sleep tonight.
[14:41] ---
Ahhhhh!
[14:43] ---
Someone, help!
[14:44] ---
"Disqualified"
[14:45] ---
"Disqualified"
[14:45] ---
"Disqualified"
[14:49] ---
The first strike units...
have been annihilated.
[14:51] ---
Dammit... Everyone!
[14:52] ---
What're we gonna do?! There's no
way to defeat such a frightening enemy.
[14:57] ---
Leave it to me.
[14:59] ---
Muttsulini!
[15:01] ---
I'll come with you, Muttsulini.
[15:05] ---
I'm gonna teach that
baldie what true terror is.
[15:16] ---
More victims are here.
[15:20] ---
Here I come.
[15:22] ---
Yahoo!
[15:34] ---
"Yeah!"
[15:40] ---
How dare you show
me something like that!
[15:43] ---
There, there, upperclassman. Smile!
[15:47] ---
We'll upload these pictures to the net.
[15:51] ---
Hell no! Just you wait and see!
[15:56] ---
Bye-bye!
[15:58] ---
"Checkpoint 2"
[16:01] ---
You're finally here, huh?
[16:05] ---
Let's get started already!
[16:07] ---
Summon!
[16:08] ---
"Health and Physical Education"
[16:12] ---
Muttsulini, their Avatars look strong.
[16:16] ---
They do, but...
[16:19] ---
Summon!
[16:24] ---
Summon!
[16:30] ---
"Smack!"
[16:30] ---
"Smack!"
[16:32] ---
They're no match for us.
[16:35] ---
"Health and Physical Education"
[16:36] ---
"Challengers Aiko & Muttsulini Passed"
[16:37] ---
Whoa!
[16:40] ---
All right!
[16:41] ---
They're both amazing!
[16:43] ---
What just happened, Yuuji?
[16:45] ---
I didn't get a clear look,
[16:47] ---
but the faceless one
became naked in a heartbeat,
[16:51] ---
beat up her opponents,
and put her clothes back on.
[16:53] ---
Why did she have to
take off her clothes?
[16:55] ---
Within that moment, Muttsulini
bled, stopped the bleeding and
[16:58] ---
completed the blood transfusion.
[17:00] ---
That's our Muttsulini!
[17:01] ---
At this rate, can't those
two clear all the checkpoints?
[17:04] ---
Well, the Year 3 guys will
probably step up their game as well.
[17:08] ---
The next checkpoint is
coming up soon, isn't it?
[17:11] ---
Yeah.
[17:12] ---
Hm?
[17:13] ---
What's the matter?
[17:17] ---
Welcome.
[17:20] ---
I'm Aoi Kogure, a tea ceremony
club member from Year 3 Class A.
[17:28] ---
Are you okay, Muttsulini?
[17:31] ---
This is nothing.
[17:33] ---
How cute... But I'm
wearing another uniform, too.
[17:39] ---
Another uniform?!
[17:41] ---
To tell you the truth...
[17:44] ---
...I also belong to...
[17:48] ---
...the rhythmic gymnastics club, too.
[17:55] ---
Muttsulini!
[17:58] ---
The... bleeding...
The bleeding isn't stopping!
[18:01] ---
We're coming to save you, Tsuchiya!
[18:04] ---
Rhythmic gymnastics! Rhythmic
gymnastics! Rhythmic gymnastics!
[18:08] ---
This is terrible, Yuuji! We'd better
take a camera and hurry there too!
[18:13] ---
Sorry, Akihisa... I'm not
quite sure what happened.
[18:17] ---
That's too much excitement for Yuuji.
[18:19] ---
--But I got the gist of the situation.
[18:20] ---
--What a feast to the eyes!
[18:22] ---
I've got a plan, too!
[18:26] ---
Oh man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff.
[18:31] ---
Oh?
[18:32] ---
A pair of girls?
[18:35] ---
It's true that using her feminine
charms won't work on those two.
[18:38] ---
Yeah, on top of that, the
older sister is a Class A student.
[18:42] ---
I don't like the rough stuff.
[18:45] ---
Well then... I'll leave the rest to you.
[18:48] ---
Got it. Summon!
[18:50] ---
"Chemistry"
[18:55] ---
Setting aside how it looks...
that score wouldn't be...
[18:58] ---
Summon!
[18:59] ---
Summon!
[19:05] ---
Why are you a cat-girl
and I'm just a plain old cat?!
[19:08] ---
You're always playing coy, so...
[19:11] ---
What... did you say?
[19:14] ---
I found an opening!
[19:21] ---
Sis!
[19:22] ---
I'm not so weak that you
need to worry about me.
[19:29] ---
Besides...
[19:31] ---
"Meow, meow, meow"
[19:32] ---
"Chemistry"
[19:33] ---
I hate bugs!
[19:39] ---
A piece of cake. Let's go.
[19:41] ---
Got it.
[19:42] ---
Wait... Hideyoshi Kinoshita...
[19:48] ---
I wonder what he wants.
[19:50] ---
Hideyoshi Kinoshita,
I was waiting for you to come.
[19:53] ---
I don't know what's going on,
but ask him to make it quick, Hideyoshi.
[19:57] ---
I'll just get straight to the point.
[19:59] ---
What on earth is this about?
[20:01] ---
Hideyoshi Kinoshita...
[20:04] ---
I...
[20:09] ---
I'm, well...
[20:11] ---
I'm in love with you!
[20:22] ---
That day...
[20:26] ---
...for the first time in my life...
[20:28] ---
...I heard Hideyoshi scream.
[20:35] ---
Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[20:51] ---
I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!
[20:57] ---
The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples
[21:02] ---
Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?
[21:07] ---
If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!
[21:13] ---
No word or number can describe you
[21:18] ---
My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N
[21:26] ---
(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[21:31] ---
Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[21:36] ---
You're special to me,
no matter what happens
[21:40] ---
I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go
[21:42] ---
I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits
[21:47] ---
It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other
[21:51] ---
Forgive me for being like this
[21:53] ---
Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[22:02] ---
Everyone's song!
[22:04] ---
"Sun and Sunflower."
[22:07] ---
Whenever I notice, my
eyes are always following you.
[22:13] ---
--I will bloom into a big flower.
[22:14] ---
--Come to think of it, I'm
always seeking your smile.
[22:16] ---
--I don't know the words
to describe my feelings,
[22:20] ---
but I still want to tell you.
[22:23] ---
I love you, Kinoshita.
[22:25] ---
I'm seriously...
[22:27] ---
...madly in love with you.
[22:30] ---
I-I'm sorry...
[22:33] ---
To think that I screamed
shamefully like that...
[22:36] ---
Don't worry about it, Hideyoshi.
[22:37] ---
That's right, Hideyoshi.
[22:39] ---
It's rather impossible not to
scream under that circumstance.
[22:42] ---
"Everyone's song"
[22:43] ---
I never thought... that he'd start
reading a poem he himself wrote!
[22:48] ---
"Quite a creepy job!"
[22:50] ---
I fell unconscious, too.
[22:52] ---
Yep, yep.
[22:54] ---
At any rate, we have to take action soon.
[23:01] ---
Hey! Are you watching, you losers?!
[23:03] ---
Ahhhhh!
[23:06] ---
Those bastards...
[23:07] ---
If you're feeling frustrated,
why don't you hurry up and get here?
[23:10] ---
Hey, Tsunemura, you say something, too!
[23:15] ---
Kinoshita! I...
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Hey, Yoshii! Sakamoto!
You're listening, right?!
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How long are you gonna
make us wait?! Get here already!
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Come here so we can have lots of fun!
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Darn poet!
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Those bastards! Fine by me!
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Question 13.
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Calm yourself down to
check your answers so far,
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and indicate how satisfied
you are with your answers.
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I wrote my name correctly for sure!
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It's harder to make a
mistake than write it correctly.
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Next episode!
"BAKA and TEST – Summon The Beasts!"
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This will be on the test.
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"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
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