1 - Me, Everyone, and Swimming in the Ocean!

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[00:16] ---
    So, Aki, how many
    people are going on this trip?
[00:21] ---
    Akihisa Yoshii is
    being put in a tight spot.
[00:26] ---
    N-Nine people, including you...
    Is that a problem?
[00:30] ---
    If we rent a van, it'll
    be fine, but seven is a lot.
[00:33] ---
    Who did you invite?
[00:36] ---
    F-For example, you know
    these guys, too, right?
[00:40] ---
    Yuuji...
[00:43] ---
    Hideyoshi...
[00:46] ---
    Muttsulini...
[00:48] ---
    Who else?
[00:50] ---
    Th-The others are...
[00:52] ---
    Th-This isn't good. She forbids me
    from being close friends with girls.
[00:58] ---
    For Kirishima, I can probably get by
    by telling Sis that she's Yuuji's fiancée.
[01:02] ---
    But Himeji...
[01:05] ---
    Minami...
[01:07] ---
    Kudou... If she realizes they're coming,
    too, I don't know what she'll do to me!
[01:11] ---
    So, who else?
[01:13] ---
    Huh? Well, H-H...
[01:16] ---
    You've already mentioned Hideyoshi.
[01:18] ---
    H... It's a secret.
[01:22] ---
    Aki, please clench your teeth.
[01:24] ---
    I'm sorry! I was just joking!
[01:26] ---
    If you're honest with me,
    I'll reward you with a kiss.
[01:31] ---
    The remaining four
    people are space people.
[01:33] ---
    --Aki, close your eyes.
[01:35] ---
    --Argh!
[01:35] ---
    Wait a sec! I clearly lied to you, didn't I?!
[01:38] ---
    In a sense, humans are space people, too.
[01:42] ---
    Wait! I apologize! Stop! Stop!
[01:48] ---
    Why...? To think that
    you refuse that strongly...
[01:52] ---
    Ah... I'm sorry. But a
    brother and sister kissing...
[01:56] ---
    It's arousing, right?
[01:57] ---
    A perv! A hopeless
    perv stands before me!
[02:00] ---
    Please don't take it
    seriously. I was 30% joking.
[02:04] ---
    Oh no... So she was
    more than half serious.
[02:07] ---
    To start with, it was your fault that
    you tried to weasel your way out by lying.
[02:10] ---
    Ack!
[02:11] ---
    Why did you try weaseling out of telling me?
[02:14] ---
    You won't get upset?
[02:16] ---
    Of course not. Unless you're bringing girls,
[02:20] ---
    I won't get upset or
    make you wear girls' clo--
[02:23] ---
    Where are you going, Aki?
[02:25] ---
    I don't wanna be
    scolded, beaten, smashed,
[02:27] ---
    and forced to wear girls' clothes!
[02:29] ---
    I see... So you invited girls, too...
[02:32] ---
    I-It's not like that! It's just that...
[02:40] ---
    Himeji and the others
    help me out with my studies.
[02:43] ---
    Also I'd feel bad not inviting them
    when we always do things together.
[02:46] ---
    I didn't know it'd turn out to
    be an overnight trip, either, so...
[02:49] ---
    Seriously, what will I do with you?
[02:55] ---
    Okay, then.
[02:56] ---
    What?! Th-Then...
[02:58] ---
    Just this time, okay?
[03:00] ---
    However, if I see you engaging
    in illicit sexual activities...
[03:07] ---
    ...your entire family will be killed.
[03:09] ---
    Err, that includes you, Sis.
[03:14] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?
[03:34] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[03:40] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?
[03:45] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood
[03:51] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[03:57] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky
[04:02] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you
[04:08] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love
[04:13] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!
[04:37] ---
    "BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[04:42] ---
    "Episode 1
    Me, Everyone, and Swimming in the Ocean!"
[04:44] ---
    And, today is the day of their beach trip.
[04:47] ---
    It's a good thing the
    weather is nice, huh, Yuuji?
[04:49] ---
    Yeah. Everyone was able to make it, too.
[04:53] ---
    I was so excited about this trip
    that I had a hard time sleeping.
[04:56] ---
    Come on, Mizuki. You aren't
    an elementary school kid.
[04:59] ---
    I got a new swimsuit for today, too.
[05:02] ---
    I thought you bought a new one just recently.
[05:04] ---
    That one... uhm... didn't fit.
[05:07] ---
    A-ha... Could it be
    that you gained weight?
[05:11] ---
    Just a little! Just a little!
    It was just a little bit of a lot...
[05:16] ---
    So which is it?
[05:19] ---
    It's not like that.
[05:20] ---
    I'm sure my weight gain was
    caused by my hair growing, that's all!
[05:24] ---
    Geez... That's because
    you let your guard down.
[05:26] ---
    As for me, I even lost
    weight due to the heat.
[05:29] ---
    What?! That's not fair, Minami!
    That's a harsh betrayal!
[05:33] ---
    Yeah, I did lose weight...
    starting with my breasts.
[05:37] ---
    Himeji, Shimada, aren't
    you guys worrying too much?
[05:40] ---
    I don't think you two look
    much different from before.
[05:43] ---
    Well, excuse me! I know my
    breasts grow slower than yours!
[05:47] ---
    My breasts don't grow!
[05:50] ---
    You don't have to be nice to me.
[05:52] ---
    I know you'll get huge boobs
    and leave me in the dust!
[05:55] ---
    You have such a busty figure.
    You can't understand our worries!
[06:00] ---
    I'm a guy! Calm down!
[06:02] ---
    What's with you two today?
[06:05] ---
    It's just...
[06:07] ---
    I envy her breasts.
[06:09] ---
    I envy her slim waist.
[06:11] ---
    Indeed, Akira is dangerous.
    I have to keep a sharp eye on Yuuji.
[06:16] ---
    Yeah, she's got such a nice figure.
    It's amazing! It seems like she'd look good
[06:19] ---
    in those string bikinis you
    see in dirty magazines, huh?
[06:25] ---
    Oh? What's the matter, Kouta?
[06:28] ---
    I got a little carsick.
[06:29] ---
    It's not often that
    carsickness causes nose bleeds.
[06:32] ---
    Aki, could you get the motion
    sickness medicine from my bag?
[06:36] ---
    Okay!
[06:38] ---
    Hm? The zipper doesn't open.
[06:41] ---
    One, two... Oof!
[06:43] ---
    Okay, it's open. Hm?
[06:47] ---
    A school swimsuit (old type). Wow...
[06:51] ---
    Sis! This is "out"!
[06:52] ---
    What's with you, Akihisa?!
[06:54] ---
    What do I do, Yuuji?! I've got a
    hopelessly pathetic person in my family!
[06:58] ---
    I think the pathetic one is you,
    holding that school swimsuit tight.
[07:01] ---
    Well, this is my sister's swimsuit and...
[07:03] ---
    I see. You have an interest in
    your sister's school swimsuit, huh?
[07:07] ---
    That is hopeless.
[07:09] ---
    You got it wrong! I won't allow this!
[07:12] ---
    You were worried about being
    embarrassed, so you asked me to wear
[07:16] ---
    something that exposes as
    little as possible, right, Aki?
[07:18] ---
    I'm sorry! Compared to the embarrassment
[07:21] ---
    of walking with my own sister
    in this swimsuit at her age,
[07:23] ---
    your exposure was nothing!
    Change! Change the swimsuit!
[07:27] ---
    As your brother, I can't
    allow something like this!
[07:30] ---
    In other words, are you saying that
    this swimsuit exposes too little skin?
[07:33] ---
    Oh, think whatever you like.
[07:35] ---
    Akihisa, you should
    watch your naughtiness.
[07:37] ---
    Ahh! Muttsulini, the king of
    naughtiness, called me naughty!
[07:42] ---
    Don't cry, Akihisa. You call
    others idiots at times, too, right?
[07:46] ---
    Does that mean that
    I'm the king of idiots?!
[07:49] ---
    I guess it can't be helped.
    I'll wear a different swimsuit.
[07:52] ---
    Actually, it was tight around the
    bust and my breasts fell out, so...
[07:58] ---
    Bust... Bust... Breasts fell out...!
[08:03] ---
    Wow, what a nice view.
[08:06] ---
    The breeze feels nice, too.
[08:07] ---
    This location is perfect.
[08:09] ---
    All right! Let's go
    quickly change and swim!
[08:12] ---
    Okay!
[08:13] ---
    Today's the day that I make sure
    everyone realizes that I'm a guy!
[08:17] ---
    This time, I was careful to
    purchase guys' swimming trunks.
[08:21] ---
    I won't let anyone complain!
[08:23] ---
    Yahoo!
[08:25] ---
    I changed in the car!
[08:27] ---
    The tan I got from my swimming club
    swimsuit doesn't match with this one.
[08:31] ---
    This is also sexy, isn't it, Muttsulini?
[08:36] ---
    If you wanna take pictures of me,
    you can take as many as you want.
[08:39] ---
    I don't mind.
[08:40] ---
    Don't flatter yourself, Aiko Kudou.
[08:43] ---
    Huh?
[08:44] ---
    I haven't the slightest
    interest in your swimsu--
[08:49] ---
    This is caused by sunstroke.
[08:51] ---
    You really hung in there, Muttsulini.
    You lasted 28 seconds.
[08:54] ---
    It's amazing! You beat your old
    record for holding back your nosebleed!
[08:57] ---
    Are you okay, Muttsulini?
[09:00] ---
    Ahh... If you get
    closer to him, Kudou...
[09:06] ---
    The sunlight is... strong...
[09:09] ---
    Muttsulini!
[09:10] ---
    I wish to be reincarnated as a bird.
[09:14] ---
    Oh no... Don't even joke like that!
[09:17] ---
    And I wish to be able to peek on
    the girls' locker room from the sky
[09:20] ---
    as much as my heart desires.
[09:24] ---
    He didn't learn anything
    from his death in this world.
[09:27] ---
    Woosh... Woosh...
[09:31] ---
    --I didn't know that lemon juice
    goes surprisingly well with sugar.
[09:34] ---
    --I'm sorry to keep you guys waiting!
[09:38] ---
    Thanks for waiting.
[09:39] ---
    Is Tsuchiya okay?
[09:42] ---
    He's stable right now.
[09:43] ---
    Aiko, don't tease him too much.
[09:46] ---
    Well, I didn't do anything, though.
[09:50] ---
    You look so cute in that
    swimsuit that Tsuchiya got excited.
[09:56] ---
    There has not been
    any confirmation of that.
[10:01] ---
    Excited?
[10:02] ---
    Yes. He's a guy, too, after all.
[10:06] ---
    I see...
[10:09] ---
    Scissors.
[10:10] ---
    Arrrrrrrrgh!
[10:13] ---
    What'd you do that
    for all of a sudden?!
[10:15] ---
    You have to get excited by
    watching me in a swimsuit, so...
[10:19] ---
    You didn't have to do that.
[10:21] ---
    You both are pretty
    and have nice figures.
[10:23] ---
    Oh... stop it...
    "Pretty"? I'm embarrassed.
[10:27] ---
    Thank you, Yoshii.
[10:29] ---
    I know I don't have
    a nice figure after all!
[10:33] ---
    That's not really true. You're slim
    and the right places are protruding, so...
[10:37] ---
    Yeah, yeah. My bust is slim
    and my belly is protruding!
[10:41] ---
    No one said that!
[10:43] ---
    Hey, guys! Sorry to keep you waiting!
[10:48] ---
    You! What're you doing?!
[10:50] ---
    What is it?
[10:51] ---
    Why aren't you wearing your top?!
[10:53] ---
    Because this is a men's swimsuit.
[10:56] ---
    A girl shouldn't wear a men's swimsuit!
[10:58] ---
    Well, I'm not a girl.
[11:00] ---
    Anyway, come with me!
[11:02] ---
    You're mistaken!
    Listen to me! I'm saying, wait!
[11:07] ---
    Oh, Minami, did my
    brother make a blunder?
[11:15] ---
    What's the matter, Minami?
[11:17] ---
    It's okay. I know I'll never
    be able to beat that.
[11:21] ---
    Akira, excuse me a second.
[11:26] ---
    Amazing!
[11:28] ---
    I'm sorry! Please excuse me, too!
[11:35] ---
    Beaches are cruel, aren't they?
[11:38] ---
    It's God who's cruel.
[11:40] ---
    I'm sorry I took so long, everyone.
[11:44] ---
    Is something wrong, Hideyoshi?
    You seem to be down.
[11:49] ---
    Please don't ask me about it.
[11:52] ---
    Beaches in summer
    are cruel in many ways.
[12:00] ---
    Idiot Test!
[12:08] ---
    Akihisa, it's more to your right.
[12:10] ---
    That's not true.
    It's actually more to your left.
[12:12] ---
    Yoshii, keep going straight ahead.
[12:16] ---
    Who's telling the truth?
[12:18] ---
    Aki, it's 32 degrees
    left at a distance of 4.7m.
[12:24] ---
    It's actually at the opposite direction.
[12:26] ---
    Everyone's giving me
    different instructions. What do I do?
[12:30] ---
    What about Yuuji?
[12:32] ---
    Yuuji, what do you
    think of this swimsuit?
[12:34] ---
    Nothing, really.
    I saw it before, didn't I?
[12:36] ---
    That's because you aren't seeing it
    carefully. You should see it up closer.
[12:41] ---
    Hey! Don't get so close!
    All sorts of things are touching me!
[12:44] ---
    It's... right... there!
[12:47] ---
    Bite me!
[12:51] ---
    That was close!
[12:52] ---
    Tsk! I missed it.
[12:56] ---
    I'm sorry, Yuuji.
    I thought it was a watermelon.
[13:00] ---
    It looked as if you
    dashed with no hesitation.
[13:04] ---
    What're you saying, Hideyoshi?
    That's a terrible misunderstanding.
[13:07] ---
    He's right, Hideyoshi.
[13:09] ---
    All Akihisa was doing was
    looking for the watermelon.
[13:12] ---
    Now, it's my turn.
[13:16] ---
    What's the matter?
    Let go of the bat, Akihisa.
[13:19] ---
    You tried just a little earlier and failed.
[13:22] ---
    The first round is over. It's the
    second round now and I go first, right?
[13:26] ---
    It's just fair to do it in the
    opposite order in the second round.
[13:29] ---
    Uhm, we don't really want to smash
    the watermelon, so why don't we stop
[13:33] ---
    the watermelon cracking game now?
[13:35] ---
    Don't worry! We're definitely
    not gonna crack the watermelon!
[13:38] ---
    What're you guys going to crack?
[13:43] ---
    Ahh... I'm exhausted.
[13:45] ---
    I haven't even swum yet.
    Why am I so exhausted?
[13:48] ---
    You asked for it.
[13:51] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[13:52] ---
    We bought lunch.
[13:55] ---
    Sorry that it took us a while.
[13:56] ---
    Was it crowded?
[13:57] ---
    No, but...
[13:59] ---
    Well, we got hit on.
[14:02] ---
    I really don't like stuff like that.
[14:04] ---
    Me, neither.
[14:06] ---
    I see. That must've been a hassle.
[14:08] ---
    You can just laugh it off, right?
[14:11] ---
    Yeah, he's right.
[14:13] ---
    Hey, both of you.
    That kind of attitude isn't good.
[14:17] ---
    Huh?
[14:19] ---
    Geez, you don't get how
    women's minds work, do you?
[14:22] ---
    That's right. You should
    be more worried, Yuuji.
[14:25] ---
    Huh?! About wha--
[14:27] ---
    Argh! My bones...!
[14:30] ---
    I wish Akihisa got jealous
    over us, too, even just a little bit...
[14:34] ---
    Oh yeah, why don't we
    make him worry a little?
[14:37] ---
    Yeah.
[14:38] ---
    Guys like that are everywhere.
    It's such a pain, right, Mizuki?!
[14:42] ---
    Yeah, they're always bothering us!
[14:47] ---
    Oh? Do you two often get hit on?
[14:50] ---
    Yes! We get hit on all the time!
[14:52] ---
    Yeah! We get hit on everywhere!
[14:54] ---
    But, you guys seemed
    like you weren't used to it.
[14:58] ---
    What?!
[14:58] ---
    Th-That's not true! Since it happens
    all the time, we were just disgusted.
[15:03] ---
    That's right,
[15:04] ---
    though you may not get it since
    you're dull and a stranger to relationships!
[15:08] ---
    How rude! If we're talking
    hitting on girls, I, too, can easily...
[15:11] ---
    Easily what?
[15:13] ---
    Easily what?
[15:15] ---
    To start with, there's no
    way you can hit on girls, Aki!
[15:19] ---
    That's right! Hitting on
    girls doesn't suit you, Akihisa!
[15:22] ---
    I don't think it'll work, either!
    You shouldn't put up a front!
[15:27] ---
    You don't get a woman's heart either,
    Yuuji. That's why you're unpopular.
[15:30] ---
    How dare you say
    something like th-- Argh!
[15:33] ---
    Everyone has his or her
    strengths and weaknesses.
[15:36] ---
    You're not suited for relationships.
[15:44] ---
    Damn! I can't take it!
[15:47] ---
    I feel like I was unfairly scolded.
[15:49] ---
    How can they say we're unpopular?!
[15:52] ---
    Yeah! If I get serious, I can
    hit on as many girls as I... Hm?
[15:57] ---
    "Argh"
[16:00] ---
    What's wrong, Akihisa?!
[16:01] ---
    I-I saw an unbelievable sight...
[16:06] ---
    ...is being hit on...
[16:08] ---
    Huh?
[16:09] ---
    Muttsulini is being hit on by girls.
[16:12] ---
    That's ridiculous. I keep telling
    you to cut it with the nonsense talk...
[16:16] ---
    You're a genius at
    taking pictures, aren't you?
[16:19] ---
    Oh, this is nothing special.
[16:21] ---
    Oh, you're being shy,
    aren't you? How cute.
[16:27] ---
    This can't be happening...
    Why is Muttsulini...
[16:30] ---
    Yuuji...
[16:32] ---
    What is it?
[16:32] ---
    This is just hypothetically speaking...
[16:35] ---
    but could you and I be the only
    ones among us who're unpopular?
[16:42] ---
    Don't be ridiculous!
    That can't be right!
[16:45] ---
    Yeah! There's no way
    that's the case, right?!
[16:50] ---
    At a glance, Muttsulini
    looks completely harmless, so...
[16:53] ---
    It's just that he's a different
    type from us, that's all, right?!
[16:55] ---
    Yeah, so it'd be premature
    to think that we're unpopular!
[16:58] ---
    That's right, right?! How dare they
    say that there's no way I can hit on girls!
[17:01] ---
    I'll show them what I can do!
[17:03] ---
    That's the spirit, Akihisa! Let's show
    what we can do when we get serious!
[17:06] ---
    Yeah!
[17:08] ---
    "Thinking back on it,
[17:11] ---
    something must've been
    really wrong with us at that time."
[17:18] ---
    In any case, how do we
    go about hitting on girls?
[17:20] ---
    The quickest route would
    be to imitate a successful guy.
[17:22] ---
    Let's follow Muttsulini's example.
[17:24] ---
    We target those who're
    trying to take pictures?
[17:26] ---
    Yeah, the first person will start
    by creating an opportunity, saying,
[17:30] ---
    "I can take your picture if you like."
[17:32] ---
    I see...
[17:33] ---
    Then, if the second person
    gets a conversation going,
[17:37] ---
    the rest will go without a hitch.
[17:39] ---
    So how do we get a conversation going?
[17:41] ---
    That's something the second
    person has to think about.
[17:44] ---
    So if the whole thing fails,
    it'd be the second person's fault, huh?
[17:51] ---
    You jerk, Akihisa! Why are
    you running like a maniac?!
[17:54] ---
    You too, Yuuji!
    What's with that crazy running?!
[17:57] ---
    You take your time and come later.
[17:59] ---
    You should do that!
    I'll create an opportunity, so...!
[18:02] ---
    I can't trust you! Just leave it to me!
[18:05] ---
    Not a chance!
[18:10] ---
    Thanks for waiting!
    Well then, I'll take your picture!
[18:12] ---
    "Gasping, gasping... Gasping, gasping..."
[18:16] ---
    Miss... you're pretty.
[18:20] ---
    If you like, I can take...
    a picture of you in a swimsuit...
[18:31] ---
    I never thought that
    they'd call the police...
[18:34] ---
    Using pictures to create an
    opportunity might be tough, huh?
[18:38] ---
    Yeah... Unlike Muttsulini,
    we're not good at taking pictures.
[18:43] ---
    Okay then, let's change the approach.
[18:46] ---
    What're we gonna do?
[18:47] ---
    How about we praise the target's
    looks to thaw the ice and get close?
[18:52] ---
    Yeah, people like being praised.
[18:55] ---
    But how do we praise them?
[18:57] ---
    Use figurative expressions,
[18:59] ---
    like telling them they resemble
    some showbiz person or athlete.
[19:02] ---
    If you compare them to someone
    and get the conversation going...
[19:07] ---
    ...it'll be a piece of cake!
[19:12] ---
    Thanks.
[19:13] ---
    Uhm... you're pretty, Miss.
[19:16] ---
    What? Really?
[19:18] ---
    Yeah, you've got an outstanding figure!
[19:21] ---
    I think so, too! It's really nice!
[19:24] ---
    Oh, you guys are good at flattery.
[19:26] ---
    No, it's not flattery!
[19:28] ---
    That's right! We really think that way!
[19:31] ---
    Yeah! You've really got a nice figure.
[19:33] ---
    You're just like...
[19:34] ---
    Yeah, you're just like...
[19:36] ---
    You're just like one of the
    nude models in dirty magazines!
[19:46] ---
    What a right hook she had...
    She could be a world champion.
[19:49] ---
    I bet that lady is a future champion
    because I even feel it in my legs.
[19:53] ---
    Oh?
[19:55] ---
    Where have you two been?
[19:57] ---
    Gulp!
[19:58] ---
    Your faces are swollen.
[19:59] ---
    What happened?
[20:00] ---
    N-Nothing, really, right, Yuuji?!
[20:02] ---
    Y-Yeah! We just fell,
    that's all. Right, Akihisa?!
[20:06] ---
    Yuuji! Let's go back to
    the swimming competition!
[20:08] ---
    Yeah! I'm not gonna lose this time!
[20:14] ---
    We were finally close to succeeding!
[20:16] ---
    But since you said
    something uncalled for...!
[20:18] ---
    That's because you said stupid stuff!
[20:20] ---
    What'd you say?! Are you
    trying to pin this all on me?!
[20:22] ---
    You jerk... Are you picking a fight?
[20:25] ---
    Let's not. Fighting won't get us anywhere.
[20:29] ---
    Yeah.
[20:30] ---
    You know, I was thinking...
[20:32] ---
    Don't you think things go bad
    because we're not really serious?
[20:36] ---
    Huh?
[20:37] ---
    I mean, since they're not our types,
[20:39] ---
    we're unconsciously holding back.
[20:42] ---
    True... If we can't get serious,
    then what can we do, right?
[20:47] ---
    As if...
[20:49] ---
    That's an uncool excuse, isn't it?
[20:54] ---
    What's the matter, Yuuji?
[21:04] ---
    All right, then! Why don't
    we try one last time with them?
[21:07] ---
    Yeah, let's do it.
[21:12] ---
    E-Excuse me...
[21:16] ---
    A-Actually... we got lost.
[21:20] ---
    W-Well, we're looking for the
    swimming beach, do you know where it...
[21:24] ---
    Idiot! This is the swimming beach!
[21:28] ---
    You said we got lost,
    so without thinking, I just...
[22:20] ---
    Hm?
[22:25] ---
    Her hair color... changed?!
[22:31] ---
    I'm always like this.
[22:33] ---
    Sh-Shouko...
[22:35] ---
    Oh shoot!
[22:37] ---
    Huh?
[22:40] ---
    Sorry, Akihisa...
[22:42] ---
    Muttsulini?! Why...?
[22:45] ---
    They were giving off a vibe that
    I was going to be killed if I refused.
[22:47] ---
    I-Is it possible that you guys
    knew we were hitting on girls?
[22:50] ---
    They said just the right arm...
[22:53] ---
    Just the right arm, huh?
    It sounds painful.
[22:56] ---
    I don't wanna go back.
[22:58] ---
    They said they'd spare just the
    right arm and break everything else.
[23:05] ---
    Akihisa, please stay where you are.
[23:09] ---
    I'm going to give you a full-course
    punishment today. Be prepared, Aki!
[23:12] ---
    Your sister feels sad...
    about losing her little brother.
[23:16] ---
    Run, Akihisa!
[23:18] ---
    These three are serious about hurtin--
[23:22] ---
    Akihisa... We had a lot of fun together.
[23:25] ---
    Noooooo!
[23:33] ---
    Yuuji...
[23:35] ---
    Yes, Ma'am.
[23:37] ---
    Sit in a formal way.
[23:37] ---
    What? But we're in the...
[23:40] ---
    Sit in a formal way.
[23:41] ---
    Well, we're in the ocean so...
[23:44] ---
    Are you going to make me say it again?
[23:49] ---
    Sit in a formal way...
[23:52] ---
    Question 2.
[23:53] ---
    Aside from water, what is the
    primary component of seawater?
[23:57] ---
    Tears of regrets and penitence.
[23:59] ---
    What happened?
[24:00] ---
    Next episode!
[24:01] ---
    "Me, Yukata, and Festivities!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"