13 - BAKA and TEST - Summon The Beasts!

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    "Review"
[00:16] ---
    Akihisa and the gang found themselves
[00:19] ---
    suddenly
    participating in an inter-grade courage contest.
[00:21] ---
    Due to the adept strategy
    of the Year 3 students,
[00:23] ---
    led by the Toko-Natsu Duo, the gang
    found themselves in a bitter struggle.
[00:28] ---
    Spin, spin, spin, spin, wham!
[00:30] ---
    Ahhh, please stop, my lord! Boom!
[00:37] ---
    What're we gonna do Yuuji?
[00:38] ---
    Many of our forces have already
    been brought down by Year 3.
[00:40] ---
    Don't worry. We've got a secret weapon.
[00:44] ---
    Se...
[00:45] ---
    ...cr...
[00:45] ---
    ...et...
[00:46] ---
    ...weapon?
[00:51] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?
[01:11] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:17] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:21] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood
[01:27] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[01:33] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:38] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:44] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love
[01:49] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:18] ---
    So...
[02:20] ---
    So... he meant us, huh?
[02:22] ---
    Wh-What? This isn't scary at al--
[02:28] ---
    A-Are you okay, Minami?
[02:30] ---
    I-It's not like that. It's just that I'm
    not used to seeing Japanese goblins.
[02:33] ---
    If they were German goblins, then...
[02:37] ---
    Ahhhhhhhh!
[02:42] ---
    I-I can't breathe... M-Minami...
[02:44] ---
    Ahh, I really can't take it anymore.
[02:47] ---
    Let's go back, Aki.
[02:50] ---
    Wh-What is this? She isn't her usual self.
[02:54] ---
    Why is my heart going pitter-patter?
[02:58] ---
    This is quite a physical trick.
[03:00] ---
    I will eliminate the pig
    jerk who seduces my honey.
[03:04] ---
    Run, Minami!
[03:05] ---
    What? Ah...
[03:06] ---
    I'm not gonna let you get away, Honey.
[03:09] ---
    I'm going to part you and the
    pig jerk no matter what it takes.
[03:14] ---
    Shimizu... Right now, you look
    more goblin-like than an actual goblin.
[03:25] ---
    I'm sure they came this way.
[03:27] ---
    I guess we have no choice.
    Let's go check someplace else, Shimizu.
[03:30] ---
    Honey...!
[03:36] ---
    Looks like we're safe now.
[03:37] ---
    A-Are you sure they're really gone?
[03:40] ---
    It's about time you get used
    to Japanese ghosts and goblins.
[03:43] ---
    Fine. I'll go live in Germany then.
[03:46] ---
    But it'll be lonely.
[03:48] ---
    Not at all. I have friends in Germany, too.
[03:52] ---
    Well, that's not what I meant.
[03:55] ---
    What?
[03:56] ---
    It's us who'll be lonely if you're gone.
[03:59] ---
    What?
[04:01] ---
    Ah... Wh-What? You're just
    trying to get on my good side.
[04:04] ---
    It's true. Since we're always together,
[04:06] ---
    I can't imagine us suddenly being separated.
[04:09] ---
    "Always together"?
[04:11] ---
    What's the matter, Minami?
[04:13] ---
    Then... what if I say
    I'll always be by your side?
[04:17] ---
    What? Where I sit in the
    classroom is drafty so it's always cold.
[04:21] ---
    That's not it! What I wanna ask you is...
[04:23] ---
    What you wanna ask me is...?
[04:25] ---
    I mean... I... I... I... I...!
[04:31] ---
    Whoa!
[04:32] ---
    Minami? What on earth--
[04:34] ---
    Ah...
[04:35] ---
    I'm back.
[04:37] ---
    Welcome back, Akihisa. Where's Minami?
[04:40] ---
    I put her in bed in the nurse's office.
    Looked like she tried too hard.
[04:44] ---
    Well done, Akihisa. Our plan was a success.
[04:47] ---
    Huh?
[04:47] ---
    "Checkpoint"
[05:00] ---
    Bring my honey to me.
[05:05] ---
    Ahhhh!
[05:07] ---
    Monster...
[05:09] ---
    Could the "secret weapon" you said be...
[05:12] ---
    You got that right.
[05:14] ---
    Huh? I do understand why
    Shimizu is looking for Minami,
[05:17] ---
    but why on earth is Kubo...
[05:20] ---
    Ah! Could it be that Kubo likes Shimizu?!
[05:23] ---
    Akihisa... you're so cruel.
[05:25] ---
    --Huh?
[05:26] ---
    --Kubo is gonna cry.
[05:27] ---
    --What?
[05:27] ---
    --You're too harsh.
[05:28] ---
    Whaaaat?!
[05:30] ---
    You sure did keep us waiting!
[05:35] ---
    We let our guard down this morning,
[05:37] ---
    but we'll now thoroughly show you
    the real power of the Year 3 stude--
[05:39] ---
    Excuse me, but did
    Yoshii and Shimada come here?
[05:45] ---
    You bastard! Let me finish what I'm saying!
[05:47] ---
    How dare you mock us!
[05:49] ---
    We'll teach you how to behave
    towards your upperclassmen!
[05:51] ---
    Summon!
[05:52] ---
    I guess we have no choice... Summon!
[05:54] ---
    Summon!
[05:59] ---
    What?!
[06:00] ---
    They've got over 400 points?!
[06:02] ---
    I can't believe it!
[06:03] ---
    That's science students for you!
[06:13] ---
    Dammit! Stop running around
    so restlessly! Enough already!
[06:21] ---
    You're next.
[06:23] ---
    Take this!
[06:26] ---
    "The Toko-Natsu Duo win"
[06:28] ---
    To think that Kubo lost the battle...
[06:31] ---
    It's about time... for us to go.
[06:34] ---
    That's right. You two haven't gone yet.
[06:37] ---
    It may not be a problem for Shouko,
    but my physics score is 150 at most.
[06:42] ---
    It'll be a very tough battle.
[06:44] ---
    If only we had one more pair left...
[06:47] ---
    There is one more pair left...
[06:50] ---
    ...right here...
[06:52] ---
    Huh? Me?!
[06:53] ---
    It's true that I'm not
    disqualified since I came back,
[06:57] ---
    but Minami is...
[06:59] ---
    Oh, that's right! Akihisa,
    we've got one more person...
[07:03] ---
    ...someone who's here
    and hasn't been disqualified.
[07:05] ---
    One more person?
[07:06] ---
    Uhm...
[07:08] ---
    Are you guys talking about me?
[07:10] ---
    But she has trouble with ghosts and goblins.
[07:13] ---
    We shouldn't push her to...
[07:14] ---
    I'll participate!
[07:16] ---
    What?
[07:17] ---
    Watching Minami,
    I thought I should try hard, too.
[07:22] ---
    I'll enter the haunted house with Akihisa!
[07:28] ---
    P-Please walk slowly, okay?
[07:30] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[07:31] ---
    I'm not scared. I'm not scared
    at all since I'm with Akihisa.
[07:35] ---
    I'm not scared at all.
    Not even a bit! Not a chance!
[07:38] ---
    Well... Himeji...
[07:41] ---
    Y-Yes.
[07:42] ---
    Thanks for participating.
[07:47] ---
    Well, I'm the one who's
    always depending on you.
[07:51] ---
    No, not really. I'm even happy
    about you depending on me.
[07:57] ---
    You're cute and smart...
    On top of that, you're kindhearted.
[08:02] ---
    It's like I'm protecting a princess.
[08:05] ---
    Well, the problem is, the one who's
    with you is someone like me who is...
[08:10] ---
    Himeji?
[08:12] ---
    I'm not a princess.
[08:15] ---
    What?
[08:16] ---
    I'm clumsy and am a jealous person.
[08:18] ---
    I faint at critical times.
    I'm full of shortcomings.
[08:22] ---
    That's not true.
[08:23] ---
    It is true!
[08:25] ---
    You don't realize it at all.
[08:28] ---
    What?
[08:29] ---
    You don't notice my shortcomings...
[08:31] ---
    Isn't it because you
    avoid getting close to me?
[08:35] ---
    Avoid getting close to you...
[08:38] ---
    You hold back around me
    out of consideration for me.
[08:41] ---
    Your eyes see me,
[08:44] ---
    but do you actually see the real me?
[08:47] ---
    Akihisa, do you...
[09:02] ---
    Himeji...?
[09:10] ---
    Idiot Test!
[09:15] ---
    Himeji!
[09:18] ---
    Hm? I don't remember
    a wall being around here.
[09:21] ---
    Ow! Ow!
[09:23] ---
    Ow!
[09:26] ---
    Oh, good.
[09:28] ---
    Are you...
[09:30] ---
    ...ugly?
[09:31] ---
    Can it, and let go of my hand.
[09:33] ---
    Huh? Yuuji...!
[09:34] ---
    Hm? Where is Himeji?
[09:36] ---
    Huh?! Hey... where am I?
[09:40] ---
    Himeji has probably joined Shouko by now.
[09:43] ---
    What? Don't tell me...
[09:46] ---
    Yeah, it's the Toko-Natsu Duo's scheme.
[09:48] ---
    Both Shouko and
    I don't scream so easily, so...
[09:52] ---
    That's true.
[09:53] ---
    So they turned off the lights
    and separated us in the dark,
[09:56] ---
    and switched our partners.
[09:59] ---
    I see.
[10:00] ---
    Well, Shouko and Himeji are
    the strongest pair without doubt.
[10:04] ---
    So it works out okay.
[10:06] ---
    So... what're your true feelings?
[10:07] ---
    When I'm in the haunted house
    alone with Shouko, for some reason,
[10:10] ---
    the terror I felt when Shouko attacked
    me with a spike rod comes flowing back.
[10:13] ---
    Ah... I see Kirishima over that corner.
[10:17] ---
    Akihisa barrier!
[10:18] ---
    Now I know your true feelings really well.
[10:21] ---
    Mizuki, are you okay?
[10:22] ---
    Y-Yes... somehow...
[10:24] ---
    Hm? This voice is...
[10:29] ---
    Hi...
[10:32] ---
    Himeji!
[10:34] ---
    "Himeji...."
[10:36] ---
    I can't hear anything. I can't
    hear anyone whispering at all!
[10:40] ---
    --Stop it. It's having the opposite effect!
[10:41] ---
    --Himeji...
[10:42] ---
    --If we carelessly approach them and
    she screams, they'll be disqualified.
[10:45] ---
    Right. Let's keep a
    distance from them for now.
[10:49] ---
    Tiptoe, tiptoe, tiptoe...
[10:53] ---
    Hm?
[11:01] ---
    Mizuki... It's not scary. It's not scary.
[11:05] ---
    Hm?
[11:06] ---
    I'm gonna curse you!
[11:13] ---
    I-I'm okay. I'm not scared.
    I'm not scared!
[11:16] ---
    Mizuki... Good girl. Good girl.
[11:18] ---
    Himeji...
[11:19] ---
    Well, you might be worried, but she's
    probably trying her best in her own way.
[11:23] ---
    Her best in her own way?
[11:25] ---
    In order to become our close
    friend who can be of help to us.
[11:30] ---
    Yuuji, could what she said earlier...
[11:33] ---
    She often grumbled about
    always being helped by everyone.
[11:39] ---
    Himeji...
[11:46] ---
    It's okay. Mizuki, it's not scary.
[11:50] ---
    Y-Yes. I'm not scared.
    I'm not scared. I'll do my best.
[11:55] ---
    Hang in there... Hang in there, Himeji!
[11:58] ---
    "Last Checkpoint"
[12:00] ---
    Is this place...
[12:01] ---
    Ack! I thought you would've
    gotten disqualified by now.
[12:04] ---
    We've got a couple unexpected
    interlopers. And here we thought
[12:07] ---
    we'd get to trash those
    scumbags Yoshii and Sakamoto first.
[12:11] ---
    I bet they hightailed it out of here, right?
[12:13] ---
    Well, they are scumbags, after all.
[12:14] ---
    Yuuji and Yoshii aren't scumbags.
[12:16] ---
    Huh?
[12:17] ---
    They're not scumbags.
[12:22] ---
    "They're not scumbags," you say?
[12:24] ---
    They're always causing trouble.
    Their grades are bad.
[12:28] ---
    If they aren't scumbags,
    what should we call them then?
[12:31] ---
    How about this? Instead of
    scumbags, it's now society's trash.
[12:34] ---
    No. That's being really rude to trash.
[12:40] ---
    Seriously, trash should
    stay buried in a dumpsite!
[12:43] ---
    That's right. Stupid, trashy,
    hopeless scumbags like them should be--
[12:48] ---
    Why do you say such terrible things?!
[12:52] ---
    It's true that Akihisa and
    Sakamoto's grades may not be good.
[12:57] ---
    They may have caused much trouble.
[13:00] ---
    But why is that alone a reason
    for you to say such terrible things?
[13:03] ---
    You don't know them!
[13:05] ---
    You don't know how kind they are!
[13:08] ---
    Huh? Isn't it really just that you
    don't know how stupid they are?
[13:13] ---
    Why is it that you judge
    people based only on their grades?!
[13:17] ---
    There are many things that
    you can't measure with scores!
[13:21] ---
    Stop shouting! Who cares
    about dregs like them?!
[13:25] ---
    They are neither scumbags nor dregs!
[13:32] ---
    Seriously, just shut up!
    You're disqualified. Beat it already!
[13:36] ---
    You don't have to tell us. Let's go, Mizuki.
[13:44] ---
    So she said, Yuuji. Apparently we're kind.
[13:48] ---
    That's news to me.
[13:50] ---
    Though I'm not at your level,
    I thought I was a fine scumbag.
[13:55] ---
    Me, too. Though I'm not at your level,
    I sort of knew that I was hopeless.
[13:59] ---
    Seriously, what a waste for Himeji
    and Shouko to get disqualified like that.
[14:03] ---
    All her effort went down the drain.
[14:05] ---
    Yeah. This is just a game.
    She didn't have to take it so seriously.
[14:09] ---
    Well then, shall we go, Akihisa?
[14:11] ---
    Yeah, Yuuji.
[14:14] ---
    Now we're gonna get
    serious, you damn bastards!
[14:18] ---
    Just how long are they
    going to make us wait?
[14:20] ---
    Well, it is true that there's no way they'd
    show up if they saw our scores, though.
[14:24] ---
    Hey, upperclassmen!
[14:26] ---
    What took you so long?
[14:27] ---
    Let's get started already! Summon!
[14:29] ---
    Before that, let's decide
    on the penalty game.
[14:32] ---
    Penalty game?
[14:33] ---
    You guys had better not
    be trying to pull something!
[14:36] ---
    Don't be so alarmed. It was you guys
    who mentioned the penalty game first.
[14:40] ---
    Humph. What kind of penalty?
[14:42] ---
    How about, the losers will do
    whatever the winners tell them to.
[14:46] ---
    Ha! Fine by us.
[14:47] ---
    Let's start already!
[14:49] ---
    Summon!
[14:56] ---
    What kind of scores are those?
[14:57] ---
    They're no match for our scores.
[15:00] ---
    Just keep running your
    mouth. Let's go, Akihisa.
[15:02] ---
    Okay, Yuuji.
[15:04] ---
    Dash!
[15:05] ---
    What?! They ran away!
[15:07] ---
    We're gonna go after them, Natsukawa!
[15:08] ---
    Stop!
[15:12] ---
    Where did they go?
[15:13] ---
    Tsunemura! That way!
[15:16] ---
    Dammit! What a hassle!
[15:18] ---
    Don't tell me you're tired already!
[15:20] ---
    The hallway over that way!
[15:24] ---
    Where are they?!
[15:25] ---
    Hello there! I'm here, upperclassmen!
[15:27] ---
    How dare he make a fool of us!
[15:28] ---
    Oh? You guys are slower than I thought.
[15:30] ---
    Hey, that's rude.
[15:32] ---
    I never expected them to be this slow.
[15:34] ---
    There's no way that's all they've
    got, is there? Right, upperclassmen?
[15:39] ---
    Yoshii! Sakamoto! Come out!
[15:41] ---
    Why don't you use those proud
    brains of yours and find us already?
[15:44] ---
    I'm getting tired of hiding.
[15:46] ---
    You guys still can't find us yet?
[15:49] ---
    We can see right through...
[15:51] ---
    ...what you guys are pulling!
[15:54] ---
    They disappeared!
[15:55] ---
    Did we go out of the physics field?!
[16:00] ---
    Sorry, guys.
[16:02] ---
    This is a decoy.
[16:03] ---
    We're the ones seeing through it.
[16:05] ---
    When did they...
[16:06] ---
    Mr. Hasegawa!
    Please give us approval to summon!
[16:07] ---
    --What?!
[16:08] ---
    --I approve!
[16:11] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[16:13] ---
    We're in the math field now.
[16:16] ---
    You guys can't fight with your
    favorite subject, physics, any longer!
[16:19] ---
    What a dirty trick!
[16:20] ---
    There's no rule against
    switching the subject at checkpoints.
[16:25] ---
    Or, are you afraid of fighting
[16:26] ---
    with subjects other than
    physics, upperclassmen?
[16:29] ---
    You fools! We're good at science and math!
[16:32] ---
    There's no way we'll lose
    against you with math, is there?!
[16:35] ---
    Summon!
[16:39] ---
    What?!
[16:40] ---
    That's right!
[16:41] ---
    That glasses guy and the rolled pigtails
    bitch hurt our scores this morning!
[16:43] ---
    So you took that into account and...
[16:45] ---
    Dammit!
[16:48] ---
    Stop messing around!
[16:54] ---
    It's too late to struggle.
[16:57] ---
    What?!
[17:00] ---
    Idiots are interesting,
    don't you think, upperclassmen?
[17:02] ---
    When they become frantic about something,
[17:04] ---
    they exhibit an incredible
    ability to concentrate.
[17:07] ---
    There are those who're called
    karate maniacs or judo maniacs, but it's
[17:10] ---
    a compliment that means "people
    who focus their attention on something."
[17:14] ---
    How annoying! Shut the hell up!
[17:17] ---
    In other words...
[17:21] ---
    His head...!
[17:26] ---
    it means that this
    idiot's switch got turned on.
[17:30] ---
    Why...
[17:31] ---
    ...did we...
[17:32] ---
    ...lose against these idiots?
[17:34] ---
    We won. You remember
    the promise, don't you?
[17:38] ---
    Ha! What're you gonna make us do?
[17:40] ---
    It's obvious.
[17:46] ---
    Himeji...
[17:47] ---
    Yoshii...
[17:49] ---
    Kirishima...
[17:50] ---
    Mizuki is on the rooftop.
[17:52] ---
    What?
[17:53] ---
    Hurry up and go.
[17:55] ---
    Thanks, Kirishima!
[18:00] ---
    That's quite considerate of you.
[18:02] ---
    Not really.
[18:03] ---
    I like people who try hard even
    if they're scared, that's all.
[18:19] ---
    I really like people like that.
[18:22] ---
    I'm neither scared of anything
    nor do I have the will to try hard.
[18:29] ---
    If you say so...
[18:41] ---
    Akihisa...
[18:43] ---
    Everyone's saying we should
    go have some crêpes to celebrate.
[18:46] ---
    Just earlier... those upperclassmen
    came here and apologized to me.
[18:52] ---
    That's thanks to you, right, Akihisa?
[18:57] ---
    I'm sorry for always causing trouble.
[19:01] ---
    That's not true.
[19:04] ---
    It's true that you're not a princess.
[19:07] ---
    What?
[19:08] ---
    No princess would be strong enough
[19:11] ---
    to make a sharp retort
    towards upperclassmen.
[19:12] ---
    Ah... That's... uhm...
[19:15] ---
    Thank you. It made me really happy.
[19:17] ---
    Thanks to you, Yuuji and I were
    able to get serious and try hard.
[19:20] ---
    Th-Thank you very much for saying that.
[19:29] ---
    Shall we go now?
    I think they're waiting for us.
[19:31] ---
    U-Uhm, there's one thing I want to ask you.
[19:34] ---
    Something you want to ask?
[19:35] ---
    Yes...
[19:37] ---
    Uhm... When will you
    start calling me "Mizuki"?
[19:43] ---
    Whaaaat?!
[19:45] ---
    You call Minami by her first name,
[19:48] ---
    but you still haven't called
    me by my first name all this time.
[19:51] ---
    W-Well, there's a complicated
    reason that's hard to explain!
[19:55] ---
    What's that reason?
[19:56] ---
    Uhm... Well...
[19:59] ---
    We went to the same elementary school, right?
[20:01] ---
    Yes.
[20:02] ---
    So when I tried calling
    you by your first name,
[20:06] ---
    I said "Mizuki-chan" out of habit,
    and that was embarrassing, so...
[20:09] ---
    You're lying!
[20:10] ---
    You've never called me by my first
    name since we started high school!
[20:15] ---
    That's...
[20:17] ---
    Uhm, you won't laugh?
[20:19] ---
    I won't laugh!
[20:20] ---
    Never?
[20:21] ---
    Never!
[20:22] ---
    Hmm... To tell you the truth...
[20:24] ---
    Yes?
[20:25] ---
    Well, at home I was...
[20:27] ---
    Yes?
[20:28] ---
    Uhm... I was practicing
    calling you by your first name.
[20:32] ---
    Yes...
[20:33] ---
    Huh?
[20:34] ---
    Ahh! Nothing! Nothing!
    You didn't hear anything!
[20:43] ---
    Then, I'll tell you a secret.
[20:46] ---
    --Huh?
[20:47] ---
    --To tell you the truth...
[20:49] ---
    ...my first love is still going.
[21:00] ---
    Now, let's hurry up and go, Akihisa!
[21:06] ---
    W-Wait, Himeji! Wh-What did you just...
[21:10] ---
    Hey, Aki! Why'd you
    disappear without telling me?!
[21:13] ---
    Minami?!
[21:14] ---
    You promised me that you'd
    always be by my side, didn't you?!
[21:17] ---
    Whaaaaaaat?!
[21:19] ---
    What does that mean, Akihisa?!
[21:21] ---
    Akihisa, out of my way!
[21:23] ---
    Since we didn't reach the goal
    together, we'll get married immediately.
[21:28] ---
    No way!
[21:29] ---
    --Ah! Wait, Yuuji!
[21:30] ---
    --We'll reach the finish line together.
[21:31] ---
    --Hey, wait!
[21:32] ---
    --Please explain, Akihisa!
[21:34] ---
    --I'm saying, wait!
[21:37] ---
    Seriously, we're always like this, aren't we?
[21:39] ---
    Yep, yep.
[21:44] ---
    Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[22:00] ---
    I'm not making progress.
    Someone's interfering... No, no!
[22:05] ---
    The issue is, I don't have
    enough common multiples
[22:11] ---
    Okay, I basically get it.
    What is the truth... Baby?
[22:15] ---
    If you see this, draw a
    diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:21] ---
    No word or number can describe you
[22:27] ---
    My heart is being shocked by
    the magnetic force between S and N
[22:35] ---
    (S! S! Super! Sticking together,
    Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[22:39] ---
    Congratulations! From here on
    out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[22:45] ---
    You're special to me,
    no matter what happens
[22:48] ---
    I'll hold you ever so
    tight and never let you go
[22:50] ---
    I want to be in love, in a
    dream you can forget about limits
[22:56] ---
    It's special, right? After all,
    we came to know each other
[22:59] ---
    Forgive me for being like this
[23:02] ---
    Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[23:22] ---
    Don't run in the hallway!
[23:34] ---
    Geez... They really are... idiots.
[23:44] ---
    "Idiots"
[23:47] ---
    "See you again!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"