4 - Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches

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[00:18] ---
    Hey, Yoshii.
[00:19] ---
    Yes sir!
[00:20] ---
    Summon!
[00:22] ---
    The Avatar of probationary student
    Akihisa Yoshii has special features.
[00:27] ---
    Not only can he touch objects,
    but by using his augmented strength...
[00:33] ---
    Go get the world map.
[00:35] ---
    Okay.
[00:37] ---
    ...he is forced to help
    teachers with their chores.
[00:40] ---
    Yoshii! Bring the desks
    to the audio-visual room.
[00:43] ---
    What?
[00:45] ---
    Yoshii! Move the soccer goalpost back.
[00:48] ---
    Again? Why am I the only
    one who gets ordered around?!
[00:51] ---
    That's how probationary students are treated.
[00:54] ---
    Man, I'm so ticked!
[00:58] ---
    The probationary student receives
    the same pain his Avatar receives as well.
[01:04] ---
    I'll give you a small test next,
    so review what you've learned so far.
[01:08] ---
    I'll avenge you.
[01:14] ---
    Dummy.
[01:22] ---
    Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[01:27] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[01:30] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[01:34] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[01:43] ---
    Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:46] ---
    Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:49] ---
    Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:51] ---
    Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:54] ---
    Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:56] ---
    Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:59] ---
    Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[02:02] ---
    Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[02:04] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[02:07] ---
    Zettai koko de matterunda
[02:09] ---
    Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[02:16] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:17] ---
    Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[02:20] ---
    Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[02:23] ---
    "Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[02:25] ---
    Kanashiki rei ten dane
[02:28] ---
    No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[02:31] ---
    Honki de one more chance please
[02:33] ---
    Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[02:38] ---
    Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:47] ---
    "Episode 4"
    "Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches"
[02:49] ---
    Today is Sunday. However...
[02:51] ---
    This is it for today. Make sure
    you review when you get home.
[02:55] ---
    Okay.
[02:57] ---
    ...despite that, Year 2,
    Class F had a remedial class.
[03:01] ---
    By the way, Yoshii, what happened to you?
[03:05] ---
    Well, I tried for a little revenge...
[03:07] ---
    So you got beaten up instead, huh?
[03:11] ---
    Ahh... I'm hungry.
[03:13] ---
    Since he made me do so much
    work today, I'm hungrier than usual.
[03:17] ---
    Your Avatar seems convenient,
    but he's actually inconvenient, isn't he?
[03:23] ---
    Yuuji. Lunch time.
[03:24] ---
    Shouko! Why? Class A isn't
    taking a remedial class, right?
[03:28] ---
    I was studying by myself. If you're
    here, I'll come in even on Sundays.
[03:33] ---
    You don't have to.
[03:34] ---
    If you're not here, I won't come
    in even during the weekdays.
[03:37] ---
    That can be a problem.
[03:38] ---
    Oh... You brought a boxed lunch today?
[03:43] ---
    What's that?
[03:44] ---
    One sixty-seventh of a cup noodle.
[03:46] ---
    One sixty-seventh?
[03:48] ---
    One half of one half of one half
    of one half of one half of one half.
[03:52] ---
    Akihisa, that's one sixty-fourth.
[03:55] ---
    Calculating fractions is
    your weak spot, isn't it?
[03:59] ---
    I'm done eating.
[04:01] ---
    How pitiful...
[04:02] ---
    That's a lunch that moves you to tears.
[04:06] ---
    I-I guess it can't be helped. Would
    you like me to share my lunch with you?
[04:10] ---
    Really?
[04:11] ---
    I made too much and brought extra with me.
[04:13] ---
    It'll be a waste if I ditch it,
    so do you wanna eat it?
[04:15] ---
    I'll eat it!
[04:16] ---
    Hold on a sec, okay? Hm? Huh?
[04:21] ---
    I'm sorry... looks like I left it at home.
[04:23] ---
    Aw man...
[04:26] ---
    After all that effort...
[04:28] ---
    Don't worry.
[04:29] ---
    Thinking that you could do a girly
    thing like making a boxed lunch was my...
[04:34] ---
    spine is being shattered!
[04:36] ---
    I told you that I just forgot to bring it!
[04:39] ---
    Almost... Almost...
[04:41] ---
    "I can almost see, but not quite"
    "A little further...!!"
[04:42] ---
    "Fingers" "Eyes"
[04:42] ---
    Ahh! Ouch! My eyes! My eyes!
[04:43] ---
    You can't look at it, Yuuji.
[04:47] ---
    You guys are lively, as usual.
[04:51] ---
    Excuse me...
[04:52] ---
    Hm?
[04:52] ---
    Is this Class F, the class for idiots?
[04:55] ---
    Hazuki?! What are you doing here?
[04:57] ---
    Ah, Big Sis!
[04:59] ---
    Hazuki, you said?
[05:01] ---
    Ah! Stupid Big Brother!
[05:02] ---
    How amazing, Akihisa.
[05:04] ---
    I never expected your stupidity
    to be known to the entire country.
[05:07] ---
    Could you at least say "throughout town"?!
[05:08] ---
    I knew it! It's Stupid Big Brother!
[05:11] ---
    Hey, Hazuki, how do you know Aki?
[05:14] ---
    Because he'll be my husband.
[05:18] ---
    Stupid Big Brother and I are
    dating with an eye towards marriage!
[05:22] ---
    What?!
[05:24] ---
    Akihisa was personally
    acquainted with Hazuki in the past.
[05:27] ---
    I will explain how he came
    to know her some other time.
[05:30] ---
    H-Hey, Aki! What'd you
    do to my little sister?!
[05:33] ---
    We're now starting the inquisition.
[05:36] ---
    Ahh! What're all you guys doing?!
[05:39] ---
    The nature of the crime:
    the defendant, Akihisa Yoshii,
[05:43] ---
    committed a serious crime by dating a girl
[05:45] ---
    in clear disobedience of the
    Inquisition's pledge of blood.
[05:49] ---
    Is it true and correct?
[05:51] ---
    True and correct!
[05:53] ---
    Defendant. Do you have any last words?
[05:56] ---
    Why "last words" before the defense?
[05:59] ---
    Guilty. Death penalty.
[06:00] ---
    What grade are you in?
[06:00] ---
    Ahh! Hey! Ahh! Stop it! What?!
[06:02] ---
    I'm in fifth grade!
[06:04] ---
    What're you doing?! Stop it! Stop it!
[06:04] ---
    Well, well, you're more sensible than Akihisa.
[06:06] ---
    Ahh! Don't touch there! Ahh!
[06:06] ---
    Ah! Pretty Big Sister!
[06:09] ---
    But it might feel kinda good. Ahh!
[06:09] ---
    Hello, Hazuki.
[06:11] ---
    So, what brought you here today?
[06:14] ---
    Oh, that's right! Here!
    You left these at home, Big Sis!
[06:17] ---
    My boxed lunch! Thanks, Hazuki!
[06:20] ---
    Good... So you brought both.
[06:24] ---
    See? I wasn't lying. I can make
    things like boxed lunches just fine.
[06:29] ---
    Oh, so that was it.
[06:31] ---
    You woke up early, which you
    rarely do, and made them eagerly.
[06:35] ---
    So I was wondering why.
    Now I know. You wanted Stupid Big Bro...
[06:40] ---
    I-I wonder what she's talking
    about. What a weird kid.
[06:43] ---
    Oh, I see. So you made that
    boxed lunch for Akihisa, huh?
[06:47] ---
    No! Why would I do that for Aki?!
[06:51] ---
    Then what were you making eagerly?
[06:54] ---
    Th-That wasn't the boxed lunch. You know!
[06:57] ---
    It was a model.
[06:58] ---
    A model?!
[06:59] ---
    A one thirty-fifth scale King Tiger!
[07:02] ---
    A German heavy tank...?!
[07:03] ---
    Good for you, Akihisa. That's bigger
    than one sixty-fourth cup noodle.
[07:08] ---
    The size isn't in question here!
[07:09] ---
    It might unexpectedly taste good.
[07:10] ---
    It's an inorganic substance! You can't eat it!
[07:13] ---
    A-Anyway, this is just an extra.
    I didn't make it for Aki, okay?!
[07:18] ---
    Oh? What's the matter, Himeji?
[07:21] ---
    What? No, nothing!
[07:23] ---
    Is that... a boxed lunch?
[07:25] ---
    Oh? You made it, too?
[07:27] ---
    Y-Yes... though I couldn't make it that well.
[07:36] ---
    U... Uhm...
[07:39] ---
    To tell you the truth... I made this for Yoshii.
[07:43] ---
    Yoshii, if you like, could you eat this?
[07:47] ---
    We're now starting the inquisition.
[07:48] ---
    Ahhh?! Hold on... Hold on a sec!
[07:52] ---
    Guilty. Death penalty.
[07:53] ---
    I'm not even given an
    opportunity to speak this time?!
[07:55] ---
    Please wait! It's not like that!
[07:58] ---
    Ah... This is...
[08:01] ---
    Well... Uhm... It's not like that.
[08:08] ---
    This boxed lunch was... Uhm...
[08:15] ---
    You'll be tortured and then... death penalty!
[08:17] ---
    Ahh! Hey! Whoa! They really
    started a fire! Ahh! A real fire!
[08:21] ---
    Oh? Big Sis?
[08:21] ---
    Ahhhhhhhh!
[08:30] ---
    Dummy...
[08:36] ---
    Idiot Test
[08:40] ---
    Are you okay, Yoshii?
[08:43] ---
    I'm fine...
[08:44] ---
    If it means I can eat the boxed
    lunch you made, this is nothing.
[08:48] ---
    Oh... How flattering.
[08:51] ---
    You can eat it without being interrupted here.
[08:54] ---
    Yeah.
[08:58] ---
    Whoa! That looks delicious!
[08:59] ---
    You're gonna make me blush.
[09:01] ---
    Ah... I forgot to bring
    something to drink. I'll go get it.
[09:09] ---
    Ahh... Himeji is cute, smart, and
    on top of that, she can even cook...
[09:14] ---
    She's too good for you.
[09:16] ---
    Ah! Yuuji! What're you doing?!
[09:18] ---
    I think I'll have some, too.
[09:21] ---
    Ahh! You too, Hideyoshi?!
[09:23] ---
    What's the problem?
    It's just one piece. Don't be so stin--
[09:28] ---
    Yuuji?!
[09:31] ---
    Hideyoshi?! What's the matter, you two?!
[09:33] ---
    This is bad, Muttsulini! We should
    take them to the nurse's office!
[09:37] ---
    Muttsulini!
[09:40] ---
    D-Don't tell me this lunch was the...!
[09:43] ---
    No way... when it looks so delicious...!
[10:05] ---
    That was close. My soul was almost taken away.
[10:12] ---
    There's no mistake. They fell
    because of this boxed lunch.
[10:16] ---
    To think that the smell
    alone is this dangerous...
[10:18] ---
    A... Akihisa...
[10:20] ---
    Hideyoshi!
[10:22] ---
    The plate... Hand me the plate.
[10:25] ---
    The plate?
[10:26] ---
    "Once you've had poison, you
    might as well have the plate, too."
[10:30] ---
    That saying means that if you
    eat the plate, too, you'll be fine.
[10:35] ---
    This is bad! His thinking ability is paralyzed!
[10:38] ---
    I got something to drink.
[10:40] ---
    Himeji...
[10:41] ---
    Oh? What happened to them?
[10:44] ---
    Um... They got sleepy after eating,
    so they said they'd take a nap.
[10:49] ---
    If you sleep right after
    you eat, you'll become a cow.
[10:52] ---
    If it means staying alive,
    being a cow may be better.
[10:57] ---
    Here you go.
[10:58] ---
    Ah... Th-Thanks, Himeji.
[11:06] ---
    This is bad... What should I do?
[11:07] ---
    "You'd better eat or Himeji will be sad."
[11:11] ---
    "You'd better eat or Himeji will be sad."
    "Don't eat it. There'll be consequences."
[11:13] ---
    "...consequences"
[11:14] ---
    "If you tell the truth, Himeji will be hurt."
[11:14] ---
    "If you tell the truth, Himeji will be hurt."
    "Do you wanna die?"
[11:16] ---
    Oh? You're not eating?
[11:19] ---
    W-Well, I feel like this is
    too precious to eat, so...
[11:23] ---
    "It's your life that's
    precious, right?!"
[11:24] ---
    Could it be... that it was a bother for you?
[11:27] ---
    No way! There's no way that's the case!
[11:29] ---
    I'm very glad!
[11:31] ---
    "Your consideration by itself makes me glad."
[11:32] ---
    "Rather, I'll take just the consideration."
[11:33] ---
    Good...
[11:35] ---
    A-Are you the type who
    samples the food while cooking?
[11:40] ---
    People say that if you sample
    while cooking, you'll gain weight, so...
[11:44] ---
    And...
[11:45] ---
    And?
[11:48] ---
    I wanted you to eat it first.
[11:53] ---
    The paths of retreat are all cut off now.
[11:56] ---
    Why do the angel and
    devil have the same opinion?!
[11:59] ---
    A... Akihisa...
[12:00] ---
    Yuuji!
[12:01] ---
    Sakamoto...
[12:02] ---
    Sorry, Himeji. May I have
    something to drink, too?
[12:06] ---
    Could you go buy oolong tea?
[12:09] ---
    Okay, no problem.
[12:12] ---
    Yuuji!
[12:13] ---
    Akihisa... I'll give you some good advice.
[12:17] ---
    Listen good.
[12:18] ---
    From ancient times, there have
    existed many spices used as antidotes.
[12:22] ---
    In the time before refrigerators were available,
[12:24] ---
    people used the sterilizing
    ability of spices to store food.
[12:27] ---
    And, it is said that in girls'
    cooking, love is, indeed, the best spice.
[12:33] ---
    Are you... possibly saying...
[12:35] ---
    That's right, Akihisa.
[12:37] ---
    Neutralize the poison
    with the spice called love!
[12:41] ---
    I see... I get it, Yuuji!
[12:44] ---
    This is a trial given to me!
[12:46] ---
    Don't worry. I'll overcome
    any hardship for the sake of love!
[12:52] ---
    As long as I have the best spice
    called love, no matter what poison it is...
[13:07] ---
    So love doesn't have a
    detoxifying effect... noted.
[13:10] ---
    Akihisa is a brave man.
[13:13] ---
    Amen.
[13:15] ---
    Oh? What happened to Yoshii?
[13:18] ---
    He said he got sleepy since he ate lunch.
[13:21] ---
    If you sleep right after
    you eat, you'll become a cow.
[13:26] ---
    Come to think of it, what happened to Shimada?
[13:32] ---
    After all that effort...
[13:35] ---
    I wish I had been honest
    and asked him to eat it.
[13:42] ---
    I never thought that Himeji would
    have a subject that she's bad at.
[13:48] ---
    I'm hungrier now.
[13:52] ---
    Aki...
[13:52] ---
    Stupid Big Brother!
[13:55] ---
    Hazuki?
[13:57] ---
    Do you know where my sister went?
[13:59] ---
    Come to think of it, I haven't seen her.
[14:05] ---
    Haven't you had lunch?
[14:07] ---
    A lot happened and I couldn't consume calories.
[14:10] ---
    Then are you starving?
[14:13] ---
    Yeah... If only I had the
    boxed lunch that Minami made...
[14:17] ---
    My Big Sister's?
[14:19] ---
    Yeah. I was wondering what kind
    of lunch she made. I wanted to eat it.
[14:26] ---
    Okay!
[14:27] ---
    Aki! Have this lunc--
[14:29] ---
    Let's have lunch, honey!
[14:31] ---
    M-Miharu?!
[14:32] ---
    I looked all over for you, honey!
[14:34] ---
    I did my utmost in making
    Miharu's Special Lunch. Please have it!
[14:38] ---
    Why are you here?! Class D
    isn't having a remedial class, right?!
[14:41] ---
    If you're here, I'll come in even on Sundays.
[14:43] ---
    If you're not here, I won't
    come in even during the weekdays.
[14:46] ---
    Why is this academy full of students
    with messed up common sense?!
[14:49] ---
    Nooooow, honey! Let's spend
    a happy afternoon together!
[14:53] ---
    Leave me alone!
[14:53] ---
    Anyway, shall we look for her that way first?
[14:54] ---
    I won't let you escape!
[14:55] ---
    Okay!
[14:56] ---
    Let's be alone and feed each other!
[14:56] ---
    No! Don't come near me!
[15:02] ---
    "Fire Hydrant"
[15:05] ---
    Geez. She doesn't have to be so shy.
[15:09] ---
    Honey! Honey!
[15:14] ---
    That darn Miharu...
[15:16] ---
    More importantly, I have to find Aki!
[15:34] ---
    Go, Haiseiko!
[15:39] ---
    Faster!
[15:41] ---
    We shouldn't run in the corridor!
[15:47] ---
    Aki... Good...
[15:50] ---
    This time for sure, I'll give him this lunch!
[15:52] ---
    So it was true...
[15:57] ---
    So Yoshii has got two
    girls making lunch for him!
[16:02] ---
    This is the unforgivable truth!
[16:04] ---
    Bring death to the traitor!
[16:06] ---
    Bring death to the traitor!
[16:08] ---
    N-No! That's not true!
[16:11] ---
    That's not true.
[16:13] ---
    This is... uhm...
[16:17] ---
    Well...
[16:20] ---
    Guilty! Guilty!
[16:21] ---
    What?! What?! Hey! Wait! Wait!
[16:25] ---
    You've all got messed up common sense!
[16:30] ---
    Geez... What am I doing?
[16:34] ---
    Go, Haru Urara!
[16:36] ---
    Run at full speed!
[16:39] ---
    You shouldn't run in the corridor, you know.
[16:42] ---
    This isn't a corridor!
[16:44] ---
    I'm already out of gas today.
[16:46] ---
    This time for sure...
[16:48] ---
    Aki!
[16:49] ---
    Ah...
[16:49] ---
    Minami...
[16:50] ---
    Big Sis!
[16:52] ---
    Hmph.
[16:53] ---
    I'm playing with Stupid Big Brother!
[16:56] ---
    That's good. But don't bother him, okay?
[16:59] ---
    Okay!
[17:00] ---
    Say, Aki...
[17:01] ---
    Hm?
[17:02] ---
    Uhm... Did you already have lunch?
[17:05] ---
    Hmm... I have... or should I say I haven't...
[17:08] ---
    I see.
[17:10] ---
    Uhm... well...
[17:13] ---
    Hm?
[17:13] ---
    Well... if you're hungry...
[17:17] ---
    Huh?
[17:18] ---
    Uhm... Wh... Wh...
[17:21] ---
    Wh?
[17:21] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh...
[17:25] ---
    Wh...
[17:26] ---
    Wh?
[17:27] ---
    What's the local specialty of Oshamanbe?!
[17:33] ---
    Huh?
[17:34] ---
    Oh, shoot!
[17:36] ---
    The local specialty of Oshamanbe,
    Hokkaido, would be horsehair crabs.
[17:39] ---
    Kubo...
[17:40] ---
    To see that you're at school on Sunday...
[17:43] ---
    Are you studying by yourself, too?
[17:44] ---
    Class F had a remedial class.
[17:47] ---
    Oh? You haven't had lunch yet?
[17:50] ---
    Huh? N-Not really...
[17:52] ---
    Then, would you care to join me?
[17:54] ---
    What? But I don't have money.
[17:57] ---
    Well, well, it can't be helped, I guess.
[17:59] ---
    Since it's just lunch,
    I don't mind treating you.
[18:02] ---
    I'll go! I'll definitely go!
[18:03] ---
    Ah...
[18:04] ---
    Well then, see you later, Shimada.
[18:07] ---
    Then, why don't we prepare for
    mid-terms together while eating?
[18:11] ---
    What? Mid-terms?
[18:13] ---
    Ah... yeah...
[18:19] ---
    Hazuki, have you had lunch?
[18:21] ---
    Come to think of it, playing with
    Big Brother made me forget about it.
[18:25] ---
    Geez. You shouldn't skip meals
    or you won't be able to grow.
[18:29] ---
    Isn't this for Big Brother?
[18:31] ---
    No. There's no way that's the
    case, is there? I made this for you.
[18:36] ---
    Then, let's eat together!
[18:38] ---
    Okay.
[18:44] ---
    Hm?
[18:44] ---
    Sorry, Hazuki. I forgot that we
    still have another remedial class.
[18:48] ---
    Go on ahead and go home.
[18:49] ---
    Okay! I will!
[19:02] ---
    Hmm...
[19:04] ---
    Lunch A looks the best.
[19:07] ---
    Or should I be considerate and get Lunch B?
[19:11] ---
    Oh, Yoshii.
[19:13] ---
    Huh?
[19:13] ---
    "Seasoned Laver Paste"
[19:14] ---
    Mr. Fukuhara.
[19:16] ---
    Good timing. I've got a
    problem. I can't open the lid.
[19:19] ---
    Could you have your Avatar open it?
[19:23] ---
    Piece of cake.
[19:25] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[19:32] ---
    Open!
[19:34] ---
    Ow!
[19:40] ---
    Those who died with their score reduced
    to zero will be given a remedial class!
[19:44] ---
    What?!
[19:46] ---
    Hey! Why?! I haven't eaten anything yet!
[19:50] ---
    That's all because of your low viability.
[19:51] ---
    How cute Yoshii is...
[19:54] ---
    Huh?!
[19:55] ---
    What am I saying?!
[19:58] ---
    I shall eat now.
[20:18] ---
    You idiot! Idiot Aki! You're really an idiot!
[20:20] ---
    An ultra idiot! A heaping idiot!
[20:22] ---
    Who'd make lunch for you?!
    Who would?! Who would?!
[20:35] ---
    You dummy.
[20:46] ---
    "Other Trash" "Glasses, Cans, Plastic Bottles"
[20:57] ---
    "Other Trash" "Glasses, Cans, Plastic Bottles"
[20:59] ---
    Ahh! Wait!
[21:06] ---
    Aki...
[21:08] ---
    Are you... going to ditch that?
[21:16] ---
    Why?!
[21:17] ---
    Why? Well...
[21:20] ---
    Uhm...
[21:22] ---
    I... I don't think people
    should waste resources.
[21:27] ---
    Huh?
[21:28] ---
    For alleviating global warming
    as well, you shouldn't waste food!
[21:32] ---
    If you waste food, the
    waste-not ghost will appear.
[21:35] ---
    Also, to help the ecosystem, you
    should recycle, or how should I say,
[21:37] ---
    we should use our limited
    resources more effectively...
[21:40] ---
    that's how I feel.
[21:49] ---
    Here.
[21:50] ---
    Huh?
[21:52] ---
    Are you going to eat it?
[21:54] ---
    What?
[21:57] ---
    Or not?
[22:01] ---
    W-Well, then, I guess I'll eat it.
    We shouldn't waste our resour--
[22:10] ---
    Minami...?
[22:18] ---
    Dummy!
[22:25] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:34] ---
    Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[22:37] ---
    Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[22:40] ---
    Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[22:43] ---
    Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[22:46] ---
    Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[22:49] ---
    “Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[22:52] ---
    Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[22:56] ---
    Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[23:00] ---
    Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[23:06] ---
    Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[23:12] ---
    Zutto...
[23:15] ---
    Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[23:18] ---
    Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[23:21] ---
    Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[23:24] ---
    Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[23:27] ---
    Miroyo!
[23:29] ---
    Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[23:33] ---
    Hashire! Mou gohan da
[23:36] ---
    Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[23:51] ---
    Question 5. What do you call
    the sport in which you go from
[23:54] ---
    checkpoint to checkpoint
    using a map and a compass?
[23:57] ---
    Role-playing game!
[23:58] ---
    I knew that would be your answer.
[24:00] ---
    Next week! "Maps, Treasures,
    and Striker Sigma V (Five)"!
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:05] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"