6 - Me, Pools, and Swimsuit Paradises... and...
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[00:17] ---
Summertime. It is summertime
at Fumizuki Academy, too.
[00:21] ---
It is also a season of splashing
water glistening in the sun.
[00:34] ---
And of splashing nose blood, as well.
[00:42] ---
Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[00:47] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[00:50] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[00:54] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[01:03] ---
Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:06] ---
Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:09] ---
Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:11] ---
Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:14] ---
Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:16] ---
Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:19] ---
Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[01:22] ---
Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[01:24] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[01:27] ---
Zettai koko de matterunda
[01:29] ---
Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[01:36] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:37] ---
Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[01:40] ---
Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[01:43] ---
"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[01:46] ---
Kanashiki rei ten dane
[01:48] ---
No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[01:51] ---
Honki de one more chance please
[01:53] ---
Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[01:58] ---
Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:07] ---
"Episode 6"
"Me, Pools, and Swimsuit Paradises... and..."
[02:12] ---
Oh yeah, Yuuji.
[02:14] ---
Hm?
[02:18] ---
The gas has been cut off,
so there's no hot water.
[02:20] ---
You should've told me sooner!
[02:22] ---
Sorry. Pour water on your arms and
legs, which are far from your heart, first
[02:26] ---
and then gradually move closer to...
[02:27] ---
I didn't mean how to take a cold shower!
[02:30] ---
What are you so worked up about?
[02:32] ---
Oh yeah, take a cold
shower to cool your head.
[02:35] ---
That's why I'm worked up, you idiot!
[02:39] ---
Geez... The gas has been
cut off. There's nothing to eat...
[02:43] ---
How can you live like this?
[02:45] ---
Don't be rude. It's not like I have nothing.
[02:48] ---
I have things I can get calories from.
[02:50] ---
I'm not interested in drinking
vegetable oil. Your fridge is empty, too.
[02:54] ---
Don't be rude. It's not empty.
[02:58] ---
Forget it. Just cool your head with this.
[03:01] ---
So, Yuuji, what're you gonna have?
[03:03] ---
Coke, coffee, hot ramen
and chilled ramen noodles.
[03:05] ---
You jerk! So all you're gonna give me
to eat are the disposable chopsticks?!
[03:09] ---
You're gonna eat chopsticks?!
[03:11] ---
It's closer to food than a plastic bag,
which is an inorganic substance.
[03:14] ---
I'm not gonna give you chopsticks...
[03:16] ---
...then I'd have to eat ramen with my fingers.
[03:19] ---
I didn't forget to buy something for you, too.
[03:21] ---
Diet coke, konjac jelly, and jellied agar.
[03:24] ---
They've all got zero calories!
[03:26] ---
I'm being considerate so that
you won't get metabolic syndrome.
[03:29] ---
And which part of my diet could cause that?!
[03:32] ---
You've been consuming
mainly sugar and oil, right?
[03:35] ---
Those are the only things
I've been consuming! I'm so ticked now!
[03:39] ---
What? Do you wanna fight?
[03:42] ---
Yeah... I've been thinking
about settling things with you.
[03:46] ---
Fine. That's just what I want.
[04:02] ---
My eyes... hurt!
[04:04] ---
You're not bad...
[04:06] ---
Neither are you.
[04:08] ---
But... I'm done fooling around.
[04:11] ---
I won't hold back!
[04:15] ---
This battle is too unproductive.
[04:18] ---
Yeah...
[04:20] ---
Oh no... It's sticky. I'd better take a shower.
[04:24] ---
Yuuji, you can go first.
[04:26] ---
I don't wanna take a shower here!
[04:28] ---
Then what're you gonna do?
[04:30] ---
I'm going somewhere where they have hot water.
[04:35] ---
I see. So you snuck in here
without permission and took a shower.
[04:38] ---
And while you were at it, you
went swimming in your underwear?
[04:41] ---
Do you have any excuse?
[04:43] ---
It was his fault.
[04:45] ---
It was your fault because
you didn't bring any decent food!
[04:48] ---
No, it's because you didn't pay your gas bill!
[04:50] ---
It's better than no water!
[04:52] ---
You sometimes even get your water stopped?!
[04:54] ---
Enough... I got it.
[04:57] ---
Right? It's not my fault, right?
[05:00] ---
I got that your idiocy knows no bounds!
[05:03] ---
As punishment, clean the
pool next weekend! Both of you!
[05:07] ---
Yes sir...
[05:09] ---
That sounds awful.
[05:11] ---
To think that we have to clean
such a big pool... How depressing.
[05:15] ---
Don't be so bummed. In return,
we've got permission to use the pool freely.
[05:20] ---
Muttsulini, do you wanna come help us?
[05:22] ---
I'll pass.
[05:24] ---
By the way, I'm going to
ask Himeji and Shimada as well.
[05:27] ---
Have a brush and cleanser ready for me.
[05:29] ---
That sounds fun. I'll help
out too, so may I join you?
[05:34] ---
Of course!
[05:35] ---
Hey, what're you guys talking about?
[05:37] ---
Sounds like something fun.
[05:38] ---
We can use the pool by ourselves on the weekend.
[05:41] ---
Do you guys wanna join us?
[05:43] ---
What?!
[05:44] ---
Pool... We'll be in swimsuits, right?
[05:47] ---
Pool... We'll be in swimsuits...
SIGN "Akihisa's Vision"
[05:51] ---
By the way,
[05:52] ---
How's this?
[05:52] ---
Hideyoshi will come to show his swimsuit to Akihisa.
[05:55] ---
Th-That's dirty, Kinoshita! Just
because you're confident about yourself...!
[05:58] ---
She's right! That's not fair, Kinoshita!!
[06:01] ---
What're you two talking about?
[06:03] ---
So, what do you wanna do?
[06:05] ---
I-I'm coming!
[06:05] ---
I'm coming!
[06:07] ---
I'm gonna prepare things...
[06:08] ---
Y-Yes, preparation is important, isn't it?
[06:12] ---
I have to eat less to lose some weight.
[06:15] ---
Okay. So all I need to do
now is ask Shouko, huh?
[06:18] ---
Kirishima? I see... You've become mature, Yuuji.
[06:23] ---
Akihisa... If she finds it out later,
what do you think will happen to my life?
[06:29] ---
I'm sorry.
[06:32] ---
Good morning, everyone!
[06:34] ---
Good morning, Yoshii. Good thing
we have such nice weather today.
[06:38] ---
I got a new swimsuit for today.
[06:41] ---
Whoa...!
[06:41] ---
What?! What kind?!
[06:43] ---
Trunks type.
[06:44] ---
That's a men's swimsuit.
[06:46] ---
I'm disappointed in you.
[06:48] ---
You're mean, Hideyoshi!
Don't you like me anymore?!
[06:51] ---
Why am I being blamed?!
[06:54] ---
Stupid Big Brother! Good morning!
[06:57] ---
Hazuki?!
[06:59] ---
She wanted to come and
wouldn't take no for an answer, so...
[07:02] ---
So everyone's here?
[07:03] ---
Well then, change into your
swimsuits and we'll meet up poolside.
[07:07] ---
Okay!
[07:10] ---
Hey, hey. This way is the guys' changing room.
[07:12] ---
You and Hideyoshi have to go that way.
[07:15] ---
I'm just kidding.
[07:17] ---
I'm not kidding, though.
[07:19] ---
Now, stop fooling around.
Let's go, Hazuki! Kinoshita!
[07:22] ---
You, too?! No! I don't wanna be alone
with the girls in the girls' changing room!
[07:28] ---
If you take off your
clothes in front of Yuuji...
[07:31] ---
Why should that be a problem?!
[07:33] ---
Don't worry, Hideyoshi. See?
[07:35] ---
"Boys' Changing Room"
[07:36] ---
"Girls' Changing Room"
[07:38] ---
"Hideyoshi's Changing Room"
[07:39] ---
So "Hideyoshi" is a gender?
[07:45] ---
Big Brothers! Thanks for waiting!
[07:48] ---
Ah, Hazu... ki?!
[07:50] ---
"Shimada"
[07:55] ---
I-Isn't that a crime?
[07:58] ---
I want a lawyer.
[08:00] ---
Don't lose your head over an
elementary school kid's swimsuit!
[08:03] ---
Hey, Hazuki! Give that back to me!
If I don't use it, my bikini top is...
[08:08] ---
Huh?
[08:09] ---
Oh, it slipped out.
[08:15] ---
Don't play with this!
It was expensive, you know!
[08:20] ---
Is that what you call... NuBra?!
[08:24] ---
Forget it! Forget everything you just saw!
[08:28] ---
I wanna forget! I wanna forget!
[08:29] ---
Almost... Almost...
[08:30] ---
I wanna forget everything!
[08:35] ---
S-Someone, take a picture...
[08:43] ---
When I went through the
trouble to get them... Stupid Hazuki...
[08:47] ---
What're you looking at?
Does something look funny?
[08:49] ---
No. You really look good in it.
[08:52] ---
Really?
[08:53] ---
Yeah, your breasts, your bust,
and your boobs are slim and...
[08:59] ---
my big toe is...!
[09:02] ---
Didn't you just say my
breasts are small three times?!
[09:05] ---
Well, don't get so upset.
[09:06] ---
He talks that way, but he's really
checking you out in your swimsuit.
[09:10] ---
Gee, Aki...
[09:12] ---
You should be honest and
say what you think, you know.
[09:16] ---
Then...
[09:17] ---
Your breasts are small, aren't they?
[09:19] ---
I'm gonna poke your eyes!
[09:36] ---
Ahh! My eyes! My eyes...!
[09:39] ---
Yuuji. Don't look at other girls.
[09:42] ---
Big Sister, you're pretty.
[09:44] ---
That... makes me happy.
[09:47] ---
Now, Yuuji, there's something
you wanna tell Kirishima too, right?
[09:52] ---
Shouko...
[09:54] ---
Hm?
[09:56] ---
Give me a Kleenex. My tears won't stop.
[10:00] ---
You should tell her how you
think she looks in a swimsuit.
[10:01] ---
What am I supposed to say when I can't see?!
[10:04] ---
Geez... What're we gonna
do with Yuuji huh, Muttsulini?
[10:08] ---
Oh?
[10:09] ---
Muttsulini?!
[10:11] ---
Sorry... I'm gonna leave
this world ahead of you.
[10:15] ---
Dammit! Who did this?!
Who did this to Muttsulini?!
[10:20] ---
I'm sorry! It took me a while
to tie the strings on my back!
[10:26] ---
Ah! This is too good!
[10:28] ---
Is this... a biological weapon...?
[10:32] ---
Yoshii! What's the matter?!
[10:35] ---
Huh?
[10:39] ---
Worauf für einem Standard
hat Gott jene unterschieden,
[10:44] ---
Minami, what's the matter?
[10:44] ---
die haben, und jene, die nicht haben?
[10:46] ---
When she gets shocked, she
sometimes goes back to speaking German.
[10:47] ---
Was war für mich ungenügend!
[10:50] ---
What? What's going on?
[10:55] ---
You can't look at her.
[10:57] ---
Is this everyone?
[10:59] ---
No. I don't think Hideyoshi is here yet.
[11:02] ---
I wonder what kind of swimsuit it is.
[11:04] ---
A pair of trunks.
[11:05] ---
That's right...
[11:07] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[11:12] ---
"Dried Up"
[11:13] ---
Blood no longer comes out from my nose.
[11:15] ---
It dried up.
[11:17] ---
Is everyone here?
[11:19] ---
Kinoshita, just how hard do
you want to make things for us?!
[11:23] ---
You're playing dirty!
[11:24] ---
To think you brought our guard
down and betrayed us at the end!
[11:26] ---
Big Sister, you look very cute.
[11:29] ---
As you can see, I'm a guy.
[11:31] ---
But that swimsuit is for girls.
[11:33] ---
What?! I told the store person
that I wanted regular trunks!
[11:38] ---
Unless they know you, they'd
naturally recommend girl's clothes.
[11:42] ---
Yuuji... are your eyes okay?
[11:44] ---
Yeah, don't worry. They gradually starte--
[11:50] ---
There're too many things that
I can't let Yuuji see here.
[11:51] ---
Kill me already! Just kill me! Now!
[11:59] ---
Idiot Test
[12:03] ---
There!
[12:07] ---
Shouko...? Sh-Shouko?
[12:12] ---
You're good at swimming, Yoshii.
[12:15] ---
Aren't you swimming, Himeji?
[12:16] ---
To tell you the truth, I can't
swim at all. All I can do is float.
[12:21] ---
Do you want me to teach
you how? I'm good at swimming.
[12:24] ---
Really?! Thank you very much!
[12:26] ---
A-ranked Himeji usually helps
F-ranked Minami study but today...
[12:33] ---
It's like Minami is A and Himeji is F, right?
[12:36] ---
"Akihisa"
[12:37] ---
If I squeeze them together and
lift them, I'm sure it's at least B!
[12:42] ---
By the way, Yuuji, I'm C ranked.
[12:45] ---
What're you saying?
[12:48] ---
Big Brother!
[12:49] ---
Hm?
[12:49] ---
Let's play underwater demon!
[12:52] ---
Underwater demon? Is that underwater tag?
[12:55] ---
No. In underwater demon,
the demon chases after the others.
[13:01] ---
When he drags someone in the
water and drowns them, he wins.
[13:05] ---
That's a demon! That's really a demon!
[13:07] ---
But Hazuki, that's dangerous,
so you shouldn't play it, okay?
[13:11] ---
Oh... I shouldn't?
[13:13] ---
Just watch. Kirishima!
[13:19] ---
What is it?
[13:20] ---
I want you to play underwater
demon with Yuuji. The rules are simple.
[13:24] ---
You drag Yuuji into the water.
When he drowns, you perform CPR on him.
[13:28] ---
That'll make you a winner.
[13:37] ---
What the...?! Someone! Hel...
[13:46] ---
See? It's dangerous, right?
[13:48] ---
Hmm... Yeah.
[13:55] ---
Was it you?!
[13:57] ---
Yuuji, you're stubborn.
[13:59] ---
Let me go! What do you have against me?!
[14:01] ---
Oh? Rep?
[14:04] ---
Aiko?
[14:05] ---
You're Kudou from Class A...
What're you doing here?
[14:08] ---
I'm a swimming club member, so...
The other members are here, too.
[14:13] ---
Honey!
[14:16] ---
Why did you come to play at
the pool without telling me?!
[14:20] ---
Why are you here?!
[14:22] ---
I have a special information network
in order to protect you from pests, so...!
[14:29] ---
Well then, I'll go change into a swimsuit, too.
[14:32] ---
Hey, if you're gonna
take a peek, do it unnoticed.
[14:35] ---
What...?! This means
she's given an official approval.
[14:40] ---
Then, as a man, I must go.
[14:43] ---
Yoshii, if you do something you
shouldn't, you'll be in big trouble.
[14:48] ---
Don't you wanna go home alive, Aki?
[14:53] ---
What's this vicious mood?
[14:55] ---
I guess I can't help it. I'll just
place my hopes on Muttsulini's camera.
[15:01] ---
Dammit!
[15:05] ---
Ahh... Swimming sure is making me hungry.
[15:08] ---
Then, I've got something good.
[15:11] ---
I made a little mistake and
couldn't make enough for everyone,
[15:14] ---
so I didn't say anything.
[15:18] ---
To tell you the truth,
I made three waffles this morning.
[15:21] ---
The First...
[15:22] ---
Fastest Swimmer Championship Match!
[15:24] ---
Do-or-die Swimming Contest!
[15:25] ---
Yaay!
[15:29] ---
The rules are simple.
[15:30] ---
The first one to reach the goal
after making a lap is the winner!
[15:34] ---
Himeji made three murderous
waffles. There are four members.
[15:39] ---
Which means only the winner can
escape from eating it and survive.
[15:48] ---
Okay, are you ready? On your mark!
[15:52] ---
Muttsulini is weak because he bled.
[15:55] ---
It's hard to think that I'd lose
against Hideyoshi in physical strength.
[15:59] ---
Set!
[16:00] ---
Which means...
[16:02] ---
I've got only one enemy.
[16:04] ---
Start!
[16:06] ---
Drop dead!
[16:10] ---
You're playing dirty!
[16:11] ---
I'll throw those words right back at you!
[16:15] ---
Not bad, Akihisa.
[16:16] ---
You'll have to do more than this to beat me!
[16:19] ---
You can fight as much as you like,
but the first one is at the turn.
[16:22] ---
What?
[16:23] ---
This is bad! As it stands, I'll lose!
[16:25] ---
Not so fast! I'll stop Muttsulini!
You go stop Hideyoshi!
[16:29] ---
Okay!
[16:33] ---
Hideyoshi! I won't let you pass through here!
[16:47] ---
What?
[16:49] ---
Oh?
[16:50] ---
What's this?
[16:52] ---
Aki!
[16:53] ---
Yoshii! What're you doing?!
[16:55] ---
What am I doing?
[16:58] ---
This..
[16:59] ---
Could this be, by any chance, Hideyoshi's...
[17:03] ---
Wh-What?
[17:08] ---
Yoshii!
[17:09] ---
Aki!
[17:10] ---
Kinoshita! Hide your chest quick!
[17:12] ---
Why? I'm a guy.
[17:16] ---
I'm a goner, but I have no regrets.
[17:21] ---
It looks like cleaning will be a lot of work.
[17:27] ---
That was fun.
[17:29] ---
Yeah.
[17:30] ---
But I kinda feel really exhausted, though.
[17:32] ---
Isn't it anemia rather than exhaustion?
[17:34] ---
Well... then shall we take
a bath before we go home?
[17:38] ---
Okay!
[17:41] ---
"Women's Bath" "Men's Bath"
[17:43] ---
Hey, hey. This way is the men's bath.
[17:45] ---
You and Hideyoshi have to go that way.
[17:48] ---
I'm just kidding.
[17:50] ---
I'm not kidding, though.
[17:52] ---
Now, stop fooling around.
Let's go, Hazuki! Kinoshita!
[17:55] ---
Again?! Again?!
[17:57] ---
I don't wanna be alone with
the girls in the women's bath!
[18:00] ---
Don't worry, Hideyoshi. See?
[18:03] ---
"Men's Bath"
[18:04] ---
"Women's Bath"
[18:05] ---
"Hideyoshi's Bath"
[18:09] ---
So it's acknowledged by society.
[18:14] ---
Ahh... this feels good.
[18:16] ---
It warms you up, doesn't it?
[18:20] ---
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[18:22] ---
The other side is the women's bath.
[18:24] ---
What?!
[18:26] ---
Hey! What're you doing?
[18:27] ---
Legal. Legal.
[18:30] ---
Honey! Let's wash each other! In the
bath, no matter what happens, it's legal.
[18:34] ---
"No matter what happens"?!
What're you gonna do?!
[18:43] ---
"Combat Power"
[18:47] ---
"Combat Power"
[18:54] ---
"Combat Power"
[19:00] ---
Ah, uhm... There's nothing
good about them being big.
[19:04] ---
It's tough because they
give you stiff shoulders.
[19:06] ---
That's what everyone with huge boobs says!
[19:18] ---
Akihisa, give me the shampoo!
[19:20] ---
Here.
[19:21] ---
This is the soap I bought, isn't it?
[19:23] ---
This creates bubbles, so I thought
we didn't need to buy shampoo.
[19:27] ---
I was stupid to ask you to get it.
[19:30] ---
Hey, Shouko! Let me use your shampoo!
[19:34] ---
Thanks!
[19:37] ---
Yuuji, let me use your soap.
[19:39] ---
Here.
[19:43] ---
You two are kinda like a married couple already.
[19:46] ---
Wha...?! You talk too much, Himeji!
[19:49] ---
It'll be a problem if she gets the wrong idea.
[19:50] ---
She's stupid so she gets
carried away easily and...
[20:08] ---
Hey! Stop it!
[20:10] ---
Hey, honey! It's bad manners
to put your towel in the water!
[20:14] ---
Take that unromantic thing
away and let's be together legally!
[20:17] ---
Why are you mean to the weak?!
[20:30] ---
Hey, did you know? The baths at
a public bathing place are connected!
[20:37] ---
"Butt?"
[20:40] ---
If you dive, you might be able to see, huh?
[20:42] ---
Dive Challenge!
[20:44] ---
Ow, it's hot!
[20:46] ---
That's a high temperature area
where hot water is flowing out!
[20:49] ---
I'll first cool myself down
well with water and then...
[20:50] ---
Second challenge!
[20:53] ---
It's hot! My eyes...! My eyes...!
[20:57] ---
Looks like it didn't work, huh?
[20:59] ---
Dammit. How dare she mock us!
[21:01] ---
We won't forgive her!
[21:02] ---
Now that it's come to this,
I'll peek on them at any cost!
[21:05] ---
This iron bracelet allows him to summon
his Avatar without an attending teacher.
[21:11] ---
Awaken! I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[21:19] ---
Okay! Go!
[21:22] ---
Ah! That's Stupid Big Brother's Avatar!
[21:25] ---
Can you see?
[21:26] ---
Ahh! Even if my Avatar can
see them, it's no fun for me at all!
[21:31] ---
An alternative plan. Here.
[21:33] ---
I see! If I have my Avatar
take the digital camera...!
[21:36] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar!
[21:37] ---
What?
[21:40] ---
Summon!
[21:41] ---
Summon!
[21:42] ---
Summon!
[21:42] ---
Summon!
[21:43] ---
Summon!
[21:46] ---
We're not gonna let you play a prank!
[21:49] ---
Your Avatar probably can't
get through this line of defense.
[21:52] ---
I'll definitely break through it! Let's go!
[21:57] ---
Ou... ch!
[22:06] ---
Those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
[22:09] ---
Why is Iron Man here?!
[22:12] ---
He's got no luck in anything.
[22:12] ---
Hey, what were you doing there?!
[22:15] ---
"Milk"
[22:16] ---
Oh, I won!
[22:25] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:34] ---
Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[22:38] ---
Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[22:40] ---
Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[22:44] ---
Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[22:47] ---
Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[22:50] ---
“Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[22:53] ---
Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[22:56] ---
Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[23:00] ---
Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[23:07] ---
Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[23:12] ---
Zutto...
[23:15] ---
Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[23:18] ---
Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[23:21] ---
Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[23:24] ---
Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[23:27] ---
Miroyo!
[23:29] ---
Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[23:34] ---
Hashire! Mou gohan da
[23:37] ---
Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[23:52] ---
Question 7.
[23:53] ---
What is the marriageable
age in Japanese civil law?
[23:57] ---
The difference in age doesn't
matter as long as there's love.
[23:59] ---
Thank you for the dreams and hopes.
[24:01] ---
Next Episode! "Me, Shouko,
and Kisaragi Grand Park."
[24:04] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
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