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3 - Food Budget, Dates, and Stun Guns

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    The universe stretches out infinitely.
[00:20] ---
    Fumizuki Academy is a
    prep school created to ensure

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    that its students could survive
    fiercely competitive entrance exams.

[00:26] ---
    In other words, it is a training
    school for academic warriors

[00:28] ---
    who fight using academic
    performance as their weapon.

[00:31] ---
    Putting their class' prestige on the line,
[00:33] ---
    they fight by making maximal
    use of the subjects they are good at

[00:35] ---
    and overrun their enemy's strategic facilities.
[00:39] ---
    Those with power win accolades,
[00:41] ---
    and receive praise and the right
    to enjoy an elegant school life.

[00:44] ---
    Those without ability fall mercilessly
[00:47] ---
    and are forced to live an unspeakable hell.
[00:52] ---
    This is the story of academic warriors
    who stand up to such a cruel fate.

[00:57] ---
    And here is what happened to
    the losers of a Summoner Test War.

[01:05] ---
    Even after my student discount,
    a movie ticket costs 1000 yen!
[01:08] ---
    A medium Coke is 300 yen!
[01:10] ---
    A small popcorn is 400 yen!
[01:13] ---
    And all that only lasts 2 hours?!
[01:16] ---
    How frightening these movie theaters are!
[01:19] ---
    Yoshii...
[01:20] ---
    Wh... What is it, Himeji?
[01:22] ---
    Would you like... to see this one?
[01:24] ---
    Oh I see, that looks good.
    Let's see this one, Aki.
[01:27] ---
    R-Really? Then don't worry
    about me. You two go see it.
[01:32] ---
    What?! Why?!
[01:32] ---
    What?! Why is that?!
[01:34] ---
    Then do you want to see an anime?
[01:35] ---
    No, it's not like that.
[01:37] ---
    Just give it up, Akihisa.
[01:40] ---
    Men are... powerless.
[01:44] ---
    Y-Yuuji...
[01:45] ---
    Yuuji, which one would you like to see?
[01:47] ---
    I wanna be free soon.
[01:49] ---
    Then, Apocalypse Now Redux.
[01:51] ---
    Hey, wait! That lasts 3 hours and 23 minutes!
[01:54] ---
    We'll watch it twice.
[01:55] ---
    That's longer than all
    the day's classes combined!
[01:57] ---
    Since I can't see you during
    classes, I'm making up for lost time.
[02:03] ---
    Definitely going home!
[02:04] ---
    Today... I won't let you.
[02:07] ---
    Wh-What, Shouko?!
    What's that?! What?! Ah! Hey...!
[02:12] ---
    Two student tickets for
    the next two showings.
[02:13] ---
    Okay! So one student
    and one unconscious student
[02:16] ---
    to watch it twice for no good reason, right?
[02:17] ---
    What a happy couple.
[02:19] ---
    Don't you just adore couples like that?
[02:27] ---
    What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[02:32] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!

[02:35] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!

[02:39] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[02:48] ---
    "Nice to encounter you,"
    that one's too easy!

[02:51] ---
    There's only one answer
    that I decided on at the start

[02:54] ---
    My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[02:56] ---
    I won't panic whether
    it's a matter of love or war

[02:59] ---
    I sigh as I cram all night long
[03:01] ---
    There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[03:04] ---
    It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[03:06] ---
    Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[03:09] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[03:12] ---
    I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[03:14] ---
    Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[03:21] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[03:22] ---
    Why? We just keep missing each other
[03:25] ---
    If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
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    "So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[03:30] ---
    That's a sad 0 points.
[03:33] ---
    No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[03:36] ---
     I'm serious, one
    more chance please

[03:38] ---
    You know, there's a future
    more wonderful than now

[03:43] ---
    Make it more wonderful than
    now... my life, my life, my life

[03:52] ---
    Akihisa Yoshii. His parents
    are working overseas.

[03:56] ---
    His older sister is studying abroad
    and does not live at home, either.

[03:59] ---
    So he was fully enjoying
    a carefree life living alone.

[04:02] ---
    I guess for breakfast...
[04:06] ---
    I should eat light so I can have
    a bigger meal for dinner, right?
[04:09] ---
    Hmm... I'll eat this one for breakfast
    and eat the slightly bigger one for dinner!
[04:15] ---
    He was fully enjoying it.
[04:25] ---
    Ah... Good morning, Mr. Fukuhara.
[04:28] ---
    Ah, good morning.
[04:52] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[04:54] ---
    Ah!
[04:54] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[04:57] ---
    You're Yoshii from Class F!
[05:00] ---
    If I remember correctly,
    you're Kubo from Class A?
[05:02] ---
    That's right! I'm Year 2's
    No. 2 student, Toshimitsu Kubo!
[05:06] ---
    Oh no. I'd better hurry up or I won't
    have time to prepare for the first class!
[05:09] ---
    Well then...
[05:10] ---
    --Hey!
    - -What is it?
[05:11] ---
    That... you don't need that?
[05:14] ---
    No... I guess not, since
    it can't be eaten any more.
[05:17] ---
    Can I have it?
[05:18] ---
    What? You don't mind?
[05:20] ---
    No, I don't mind.
[05:23] ---
    To think that he wants
    something I took a bite out of...

[05:26] ---
    I-If I pick it up within
    30 seconds, it'll be fine.

[05:34] ---
    I... I do mind.
[05:37] ---
    What?! Why?!
[05:39] ---
    You're too bold.
[05:41] ---
    Others are... watching.
[05:44] ---
    I see... That's true.
[05:47] ---
    Then... see you some other time.
[05:49] ---
    O-Okay.
[05:52] ---
    Now!
[05:57] ---
    Hm?
[06:00] ---
    Oh? Did I step on something?
[06:03] ---
    Yes... my lifeline.
[06:11] ---
    Ah, good morning, Himeji!
[06:13] ---
    Huh?! G-Good morning, Yoshii.
[06:23] ---
    Is that... a love letter
    to give to Yuuji after all?
[06:26] ---
    But Yuuji's got Kirishima, so...
[06:29] ---
    Hey! You're early for a change, Akihisa.
[06:31] ---
    Ah...
[06:32] ---
    How was yesterday?
[06:33] ---
    This month's food budget disappeared
[06:35] ---
    into the darkness of the
    movie theater in no time.
[06:38] ---
    How about you?
[06:38] ---
    When I woke up, it was a scene
    where a buffalo tied to a pole was killed.
[06:43] ---
    Huh?
[06:43] ---
    I tried to find a chance to run,
[06:45] ---
    but I got an electric shock
    again and became unconscious...
[06:48] ---
    And when I woke up, the buffalo was again...
[06:51] ---
    So you guys really watched it twice.
[06:52] ---
    If I try to run again, I might
    lose consciousness again...
[06:55] ---
    I was seized by this compulsive
    idea and thought I might forever wake to
[06:58] ---
    the scene where they kill the buffalo,
    so I became unable to run any more.
[07:01] ---
    So you'll never be able to see
    the first part of the movie, huh?
[07:04] ---
    Ahh... More importantly...
[07:06] ---
    how am I gonna survive until I get
    money from my parents next time?
[07:08] ---
    You can sell that mountain
    of video games you have.
[07:11] ---
    I can't believe you said that!
[07:12] ---
    Those are irreplaceable, excellent works!
[07:15] ---
    How could I ever exchange
    them for something like food?!
[07:17] ---
    Do you know the saying,
    "You reap what you sow"?
[07:20] ---
    You can say that because
    you still have breathing room!
[07:22] ---
    In my case, it's a life-or-death situation!
[07:24] ---
    Akihisa...
[07:26] ---
    Do you really think that my life isn't at risk?
[07:34] ---
    Sorry...
[07:36] ---
    That's okay.
[07:39] ---
    I never thought... that our equipment
    would get worse than that. This is...
[07:45] ---
    Hm?
[07:45] ---
    all your fault!
[07:47] ---
    Complaining about the outcome
    of everyone working together?
[07:50] ---
    What an unrefined guy you are.
[07:51] ---
    You lost all by yourself!
[07:53] ---
    What're you saying, Aki?!
[07:54] ---
    Hm?
[07:55] ---
    You're not in a position to talk, are you?!
[07:57] ---
    Neither of us were any help
    at all in the war, you know.
[08:01] ---
    Yeah, true...
[08:02] ---
    Lady Minami, too, had poor judgment
    so Hideyoshi's older sister was...
[08:06] ---
    My skull feels like it's about
    to split! Ow, ow, ow, ow...!
[08:07] ---
    What's with this "Lady" Minami?! Are you mocking me?
[08:09] ---
    But you told me to call you that! Hey! Ow!
[08:11] ---
    Call me just Minami!
[08:12] ---
    Minami had poor judgment so... Ow, ow,
    ow...! You're gonna shatter my temples!
[08:16] ---
    This technique... is no fun.
[08:20] ---
    But he was the key to our strategy
[08:23] ---
    and yet he couldn't get 100%
    in an elementary school level test!
[08:26] ---
    You shouldn't blame Sakamoto.
[08:30] ---
    What's the problem? I like... this classroom...
[08:35] ---
    I knew it... Himeji really likes Yuuji...
[08:38] ---
    ...because in this classroom,
    I can sit anywhere I want.

[08:43] ---
    Ding-dang-dong...!
[08:45] ---
    All right, then! Time for homeroom.
[08:48] ---
    Everyone, have a seat!
    Oh, you're all sitting, huh?!
[08:51] ---
    Oh? Why are you here, Mr. Nishimura?
[08:54] ---
    Since you guys are so stupid, we
    wanted to bring up your scores a little.
[08:58] ---
    So, it was decided that I,
    the one in charge of remedial classes,
[09:02] ---
    will replace Mr. Fukuhara as Class F
    homeroom teacher starting today!
[09:04] ---
    What?!
[09:06] ---
    And it was also decided
    that I'll be the narrator.
[09:08] ---
    What?!
[09:10] ---
    Iron Man is our homeroom teacher?!
[09:11] ---
    I'll mercilessly and vigorously put you
    through the wringer. So be prepared!
[09:18] ---
    Ahh...
[09:19] ---
    Now it's like every day is
    a remedial class by a demon.
[09:22] ---
    Yeah. I wonder if there's
    something that can be done about it.
[09:25] ---
    Oh yeah! All we have to do is fight
    in a Summoner Test War again and win!
[09:29] ---
    That's not possible.
[09:30] ---
    Why?!
[09:31] ---
    Once a class loses, the rules forbid
    them to declare a war for three months.
[09:35] ---
    Three...!
[09:36] ---
    Well, three months will pass in no time.
[09:39] ---
    We'll come up with a new
    strategy in the meantime.
[09:41] ---
    Ahh! Why is this happening?!
[09:44] ---
    There are good things, too.
[09:45] ---
    Hm?
[09:46] ---
    500 yen per pic.
[09:48] ---
    Deal!
[09:49] ---
    Thanks, as always!
[09:49] ---
    Whoa! This is an original pic! The Round Card Girl!
[09:51] ---
    What about your food budget?
[09:56] ---
    What're you worried about?
[09:58] ---
    "Secret Photo Album, Vol. 3"
    "2-F Akihisa Yoshii"
[09:59] ---
    I'm a man! I have no regrets!
[10:01] ---
    What a brave man.
[10:02] ---
    Now it's certain that I'll have one cup
    noodle per day until I get more money.
[10:07] ---
    Akihisa... Aren't you forgetting something?
[10:10] ---
    What?
[10:11] ---
    Oh, there you are!
[10:14] ---
    Hey, Aki. When and where
    should we meet up this weekend?
[10:18] ---
    Meet... up?
[10:19] ---
    Don't tell me you forgot about it.
    You promised to treat me to crepes, right?
[10:23] ---
    What?! D-Didn't treating you yesterday cover it?
[10:27] ---
    Yesterday is yesterday. Promise is promise!
[10:30] ---
    May I join you?
[10:32] ---
    What?! You too, Himeji?!
[10:34] ---
    To tell you the truth, there's a
    movie I want to see with you, Yoshii.
[10:38] ---
    M... My... food budget...!
[10:46] ---
    Idiot Test!
[10:51] ---
    Now, the weekend after
    the new narrator started...

[10:54] ---
    Cup noodle artisans start working early.
[10:59] ---
    That one's for dinner and this one is...
[11:00] ---
    Ah?!
[11:01] ---
    First, I cut it in half and eat one half.
[11:04] ---
    Then next time, I cut the
    remaining half in half and eat one half.
[11:07] ---
    And then, the next time, too, I cut that
    in half and eat one half. If I keep doing it...
[11:12] ---
    I can eat one cup noodle forever! I might be...
[11:17] ---
    a genius...
[11:18] ---
    He was fully enjoying it in a lot of ways.
[11:22] ---
    Even so, I can't waste money, can I?
[11:29] ---
    Wait! When you think about it,
[11:31] ---
    isn't going out for movies or
    having crepes with girls... a date?
[11:38] ---
    That's right. This is a date!
    It's not a punishment!
[11:42] ---
    If that's the case, spending a little money
[11:43] ---
    shouldn't be a problem at all, right?
[11:46] ---
    Ah! Himeji!
[11:52] ---
    Ah... That's...!
[11:56] ---
    I knew it... It's a punishment.
[12:00] ---
    What're you doing, Aki?
[12:01] ---
    Hm?
[12:06] ---
    I was being beaten
    down by the absurdity of life.
[12:09] ---
    Yoshii?!
[12:10] ---
    Good morning, Mizuki! That outfit is cute.
[12:13] ---
    Thank you very much.
[12:14] ---
    But I spent so much time picking
    an outfit that I was almost late.
[12:18] ---
    I couldn't make up my mind what
    to wear, either, until just earlier.
[12:21] ---
    I'm glad that I can still
    wear the shirt from last year.
[12:23] ---
    I see. In other words,
    since last year, you haven't...
[12:26] ---
    My knees are about to be twisted in a wrong...
[12:30] ---
    Hey, I didn't say anything yet!
[12:32] ---
    I know what you were going to
    say, so what's the problem?!
[12:32] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...! Rope! Rope!
[12:36] ---
    Whoa! Almost...! Almost...! Almost...!
[12:39] ---
    What's Muttsulini doing here?
[12:41] ---
    Independent training.
[12:43] ---
    What would you like to see, Yoshii?
[12:45] ---
    You can pick today.
[12:46] ---
    Me?!
[12:48] ---
    They all cost the same, right?
[12:50] ---
    Then maybe a longer one is a better deal?
[12:52] ---
    What do you wanna see, Yuuji?
[12:55] ---
    Will my wish... be granted?
[12:59] ---
    Then, War and Peace.
[13:00] ---
    Hey, that lasts 7 hours and 4 minutes!
[13:02] ---
    We'll watch it twice.
[13:03] ---
    There's no way I can keep
    sitting for 14 hours and 8 minutes!
[13:06] ---
    If you get bored... you
    can take a nap next to me.
[13:09] ---
    You mean lose consciousness, right?!
[13:10] ---
    Don't worry. I'll be with you the whole time so it's the same.
[13:13] ---
    Two student tickets for the next two showings.
[13:15] ---
    Okay! So one student and
    one unconscious student again
[13:18] ---
    to watch it twice for no good reason, right?
[13:19] ---
    I envy those who can openly
    express their feeling to others.
[13:22] ---
    Don't you just adore couples like that?
[13:24] ---
    I'll pick a shorter one.
[13:27] ---
    Are you sure you're not eating, Aki?
[13:29] ---
    This is good.
[13:30] ---
    W-Well, actually, I'm particular
    about food and crepes are not for me.
[13:36] ---
    "Someone who'd try to eat bread
    off the ground would say that?"
[13:38] ---
    I have to save even a little here or
    I'll have no money to buy food tomorrow.

[13:41] ---
    "You should just be honest and
    tell them you don't have money."
[13:44] ---
    I see... My banana crepe
    is a little too much for me
[13:47] ---
    so I wanted you to help me.
[13:49] ---
    What?
[13:50] ---
    I wanted you to have a bite of
    my strawberry crepe, too, but...
[13:56] ---
    What?!
[13:57] ---
    If you don't like crepes...
[13:59] ---
    Right. Sorry.
[14:02] ---
    Stupid me! Why did I have to do that?!
[14:05] ---
    "See, I told you..."
[14:06] ---
    My chance for a mouth-to-mouth
    crepe from Himeji was...

[14:09] ---
    "Well, this isn't that kind of game, is it?"
[14:11] ---
    At the least, with just that one bite,
[14:13] ---
    I could've gotten more
    calories than my breakfast.
[14:15] ---
    Why don't you try just a little?
[14:18] ---
    What?
[14:19] ---
    This is good.
[14:21] ---
    I-If you insist...
[14:23] ---
    Y-Yoshii! Have mine, too!
[14:26] ---
    What?! Mine's first!
[14:28] ---
    I don't think it's a matter of who goes first!
[14:31] ---
    Now, open your mouth.
[14:35] ---
    No! Honey!
[14:39] ---
    This is terrible!
[14:40] ---
    To think that you give your sweet, sweet crepe
[14:42] ---
    to that filthy domestic animal with
    the fork that you put in your mouth!
[14:46] ---
    I can't let it happen!
[14:47] ---
    In order for this pig to no longer
    get carried away and behave rudely...
[14:51] ---
    Er... a pig?
[14:52] ---
    I'll bring him to justice right here right now!
[14:53] ---
    What?! Me?!
[14:58] ---
    "Theory of English Grammar"
[15:01] ---
    Ahh! Out of my way! Out of my way!
[15:02] ---
    "Bam!"
[15:05] ---
    Ahh! The crepes are...!
    It hasn't been 30 seconds yet...
[15:09] ---
    Hold it, you pig!
[15:11] ---
    Stop it, Miharu!
[15:12] ---
    Please wait for me, everyone!
[15:16] ---
    Yoshii... You made my face dirty...
[15:22] ---
    "Sarukashira Park"
[15:23] ---
    What did I do to deserve this?
[15:25] ---
    She's special, so...
[15:27] ---
    Special?!
[15:28] ---
    Oh, Akihisa! What're you doing?
[15:30] ---
    Hideyoshi! This way!
[15:32] ---
    Ahh! What's going on?!
[15:33] ---
    You pig! Where'd you go?!
[15:36] ---
    Get your scent on my honey
[15:38] ---
    and I'll burn you to death immediately!
[15:40] ---
    Where'd you go?! That way?! This way?!
[15:42] ---
    Wh-Why are you avoiding me, too?!
[15:44] ---
    Well, she said she'd burn me to death, so...
[15:46] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
[15:48] ---
    but are you guys running away from someone?
[15:48] ---
    That way?! This way?!
[15:50] ---
    Yeah. Is there a good way to run away from her?
[15:50] ---
    Or... this way?! This way?! This way?! Which way?!
[15:54] ---
    I wish I could at least use my Avatar...
[15:56] ---
    We can't use the summoning system
    outside of academy premises.
[15:57] ---
    You pig! You jerk!
[16:00] ---
    Yeah.
[16:01] ---
    That's right. I happen to have an
    outfit from my drama club with me.
[16:04] ---
    You pig! You pig! You pig!
[16:04] ---
    Why don't you put this on as a disguise?
[16:06] ---
    Disguise?
[16:09] ---
    Hey, it's not a guy's outfit?
[16:12] ---
    The club members said it was for me,
[16:15] ---
    so I just assumed that it was a guy's outfit.
[16:18] ---
    There's no way an outfit for
    you would be guy's clothes!
[16:20] ---
    He somehow looks really cute.
[16:23] ---
    What's this sense of defeat I'm feeling?
[16:24] ---
    This isn't good.
[16:27] ---
    There you are!
[16:30] ---
    Stop resisting and...
    What's with that appearance?
[16:33] ---
    Don't ask! It's hard to answer.
[16:35] ---
    That's filthy! How impure!
[16:37] ---
    If you think that dressing like a girl is
    all it takes to get my honey to like you,
[16:40] ---
    you're dead wrong!
[16:41] ---
    Well, it's you who's dead wrong.
[16:43] ---
    Like normal girls, I like guys!
[16:45] ---
    How dare you profane my sacred
    relationship with my honey, you pig!
[16:48] ---
    I'll never forgive you!
[16:49] ---
    What'd I do?!
[16:52] ---
    Looks like it backfired.
[16:54] ---
    Well, there is a bright side...
[16:57] ---
    What do we do? She's still chasing us!
[16:59] ---
    We're out of options.
    Let's split into three and run!
[17:02] ---
    Doesn't that mean that
    I'll become her only target?!
[17:04] ---
    Oh yeah! I've got an idea!
    Let's escape to Fumizuki Academy!
[17:08] ---
    To the Academy?!
[17:09] ---
    Oh, I see!
[17:13] ---
    I found a teacher!
[17:14] ---
    Ms. Takeuchi teaches modern Japanese.
[17:16] ---
    I won't be any help at all.
[17:18] ---
    This isn't the time to be picky!
[17:23] ---
    Ms. Takeuchi! We'd like
    to fight a mock ST War.
[17:26] ---
    What? Oh, okay. I approve.
[17:32] ---
    Okay! I'm summoning my Avatar... Summon!
[17:37] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[17:43] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar...
[17:49] ---
    Summon!
[17:52] ---
    Ah! How mean! Are you
    trying to hinder my love?!
[17:56] ---
    Summon!
[17:58] ---
    As long as we have Himeji's
    Avatar, there's nothing to fear.
[18:01] ---
    We can win!
[18:03] ---
    Shimizu, I'm sorry!
[18:05] ---
    Not so easy!
[18:08] ---
    What?! Me?!
[18:10] ---
    No way!
[18:16] ---
    "Mizuki, Minami, Akihisa Win"
[18:17] ---
    Those who died with their score reduced
    to zero will be given a remedial class!
[18:20] ---
    What?! Today's a holiday!
[18:23] ---
    To me, even a remedial class by
    a demon is heaven if I'm with you!
[18:27] ---
    I'm with my honey!
[18:27] ---
    I don't want to!
[18:29] ---
    Yoshii! Have you...
[18:31] ---
    discovered your true self?
[18:32] ---
    Huh?
[18:35] ---
    This is a misunderstanding!
[18:41] ---
    Ahh... I'm exhausted.
[18:43] ---
    Yeah. I wonder if Minami and Shimizu are okay.
[18:47] ---
    Shimizu might be happy being with Minami.
[18:50] ---
    Yoshii... About today... I'm sorry.
[18:54] ---
    What?
[18:56] ---
    We dragged you around...
[18:58] ---
    But I had a lot of fun.
[19:01] ---
    Well... I had fun, too, Himeji.
[19:07] ---
    You really are a kind person, you've
    been that way since elementary school.
[19:11] ---
    What?
[19:13] ---
    The time we took the placement test, too...
[19:14] ---
    When I left in the middle of the test,
[19:16] ---
    you talked to the teacher,
    saying that giving me zero points
[19:19] ---
    just because I had to leave the
    room due to sickness wasn't right.
[19:22] ---
    But he said staying healthy to get
    ready for the test is also part of the test...
[19:27] ---
    So it didn't go anywhere.
[19:29] ---
    About the Summoner
    Test War the other day, too...
[19:32] ---
    You suggested that for me, right?
[19:35] ---
    What?
[19:36] ---
    Sakamoto told me.
[19:38] ---
    Yuuji did?
[19:40] ---
    I was...
[19:42] ---
    very happy to hear that.
[19:44] ---
    I... see...
[19:47] ---
    Himeji...
[19:48] ---
    Yes?
[19:49] ---
    Uhm... about the letter you
    were writing the other day...
[19:55] ---
    Is that... really...
[20:00] ---
    You're talking about this?
[20:02] ---
    This letter is... an unhappy chain letter!
[20:06] ---
    What?!
[20:07] ---
    Did you know...
[20:09] ---
    that if you don't mail it out within
    three days, you'll become unhappy?
[20:15] ---
    I didn't have the courage to mail it...
    so three days have passed.
[20:21] ---
    Feeling this much pain...
[20:24] ---
    This might really be an
    unhappy chain letter like you said.
[20:30] ---
    Hime... ji...
[20:34] ---
    If you like... I can...
[20:37] ---
    No...
[20:40] ---
    Someday for sure... I'll deliver
    this to him myself, with my own will!
[20:47] ---
    I see.
[20:50] ---
    Someday... for sure...
    Will you give me your support?
[20:55] ---
    Yeah. I'll be praying
    that it'll work out for you.
[20:59] ---
    Thank you very much!
[21:06] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[21:12] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[21:15] ---
    The end of the school day is bliss
[21:18] ---
    If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[21:21] ---
    My peace was shattered
    by a sudden announcement

[21:24] ---
    Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[21:27] ---
    While my friends and I were
    sharing funny stories, I said,

[21:31] ---
    "There's no way anyone is that stupid"
[21:33] ---
    But the truth is, deep down in my heart
[21:37] ---
    I was shouting, "That was me!"
[21:41] ---
    About that "Monthly Parking"
    sign you see in the parking lot

[21:47] ---
    I thought it was the name of a company...
[21:53] ---
    All this time...
[21:56] ---
    Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[21:59] ---
    Is our common sense nonsense?
[22:02] ---
    We don't need rules in this world
[22:05] ---
    It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[22:08] ---
    Look!
[22:10] ---
    The sun that rose from the west is setting
[22:14] ---
    Run home! It's dinner time already.
[22:18] ---
    Let's go home! Let's go home!
[22:36] ---
    Breakfast...
[22:37] ---
    At any rate, he was fully enjoying it.
[22:40] ---
    "Yoshii"
[22:42] ---
    Oh? I wonder what this is.
[22:45] ---
    Let's see... "To Yoshii.
[22:47] ---
    You might be surprised
    to receive a letter like this.
[22:51] ---
    But I'm writing this because
    I wanted to tell you my true feelings."
[22:56] ---
    This... is... a... love letter?!
[23:01] ---
    "You're always cheerful.
[23:04] ---
    I've come to realize that seeing your
    cheerful face makes me feel at ease."
[23:07] ---
    Hey! Whoa!
[23:09] ---
    "One day, I'd like to express my manly
    feelings to you. Please accept them.
[23:14] ---
    To my dear Yoshii..." I see...
[23:18] ---
    Hey! "Manly"?!
[23:20] ---
    It's from a guy?!
[23:24] ---
    Hey, Akihisa, who did you get the letter from?
[23:26] ---
    It's gone! The letter is gone!
[23:29] ---
    I had an original photo
    that I just bought in it, too!
[23:31] ---
    Oh... well... The sender's
    (my) name isn't on it, so...
[23:37] ---
    This is...
[23:40] ---
    Good luck.
[23:41] ---
    Noooo!
[23:43] ---
    On top of that, even an
    original photo was enclosed.
[23:47] ---
    Someday...
[23:49] ---
    for sure!
[23:51] ---
    Question 4.
[23:52] ---
    What is described as
    "made of spice and all things nice"

[23:56] ---
    in one of the Mother Goose songs?
[23:58] ---
    Curry and rice!
[24:00] ---
    Little girls are not food.
[24:01] ---
    Next episode! "Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches!"
[24:04] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"