3 - Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!

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[00:18] ---
    Ah, Hideyoshi, about
    today's remedial class... Huh?
[00:21] ---
    Wh... What is it, Yoshi... I mean A-Akihisa?
[00:26] ---
    You... seem to be different from usual.
[00:31] ---
    R... Really? I... I'm
    always like this, right?
[00:37] ---
    My height and even my face
    are the same as always, right?
[00:41] ---
    Hmm... I feel like you're
    usually more girlish and cute.
[00:52] ---
    Hi!! Mondai: hitori to
    futari docchi ga suteki?
[01:12] ---
    Colorful mawari dasu watashi no shourai
[01:18] ---
    Doko made hanasou ka? Minai furi?
[01:23] ---
    Assou, ookina sekai
    wa kibun de hirogaru
[01:29] ---
    Kyou mo daisuki, hontou ni daisuki
[01:35] ---
    Watashi no baka...
    Hoshi no kazu yori mo baka da
[01:40] ---
    Sunao ni narezu ni,
    kimi to aruku yume o mita
[01:46] ---
    Gomen ne... Datte!
    Koi to shiranakattanda
[01:51] ---
    Kotaette kimi to nazo tasu
    watashi wa mugen no JUMP!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:20] ---
    So... Ms. Takahashi,
    how are things progressing?
[02:25] ---
    Yes, Principal...
[02:26] ---
    "Episode 3 Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!"
[02:27] ---
    How about Yuuko Kinoshita in Class A?
[02:30] ---
    She's a top-notch student and outgoing.
[02:33] ---
    I see...
[02:34] ---
    Her twin brother Hideyoshi
    Kinoshita even manages operas.
[02:40] ---
    We can have high hopes for his
    sister Yuuko being a talented singer, too.
[02:43] ---
    That's great! Having a
    student that can handle anything
[02:46] ---
    gives me great pride as a principal.
[02:49] ---
    Yes. It's rare to see a model student
    who's as exemplary, good-looking,
[02:54] ---
    top-notch, and outgoing as she is.
[02:59] ---
    Ahh... Pretty boys really are the best.
[03:03] ---
    Especially the scene where Yuuichi
    attacks Shinji with a blunt object...
[03:07] ---
    Oh wait! This is no time for that!
[03:09] ---
    I'm home!
[03:10] ---
    Sis?
[03:12] ---
    Hm? What's the matter?
[03:14] ---
    To see you threw your favorite novel...
[03:18] ---
    Why am I incapable of doing
    things that you are capable of?
[03:22] ---
    Hm? What do you mean?
[03:24] ---
    Today, Ms. Takahashi insisted
    that I sing the school song
[03:27] ---
    in the Fumizuki Academy's promotional video.
[03:32] ---
    What?! When you have
    no sense of pitch or rhythm?
[03:37] ---
    "Stomach"
[03:37] ---
    "Fist"
[03:38] ---
    What's your damage? Are you picking a fight?
[03:40] ---
    If it'd be a problem for you,
    you could've just turned it down, right?
[03:43] ---
    Absolutely not!
[03:45] ---
    I've been trying hard to play an
    honor student who's good at anything.
[03:48] ---
    That sure is some
    hard-core vanity you've got.
[03:49] ---
    "Vanity"
[03:50] ---
    "Hard-core"
[03:51] ---
    "Clap, clap, clap, clap..."
[03:52] ---
    That's the Kinoshita Family way, right?
[03:55] ---
    You act on the stage and I act out being
    an honor student in our everyday life.
[04:01] ---
    When you look at it that way,
    you and I might be alike.
[04:04] ---
    Of course we are! I don't
    wanna admit it, but you and I are...
[04:12] ---
    ...twins...
[04:24] ---
    Wh-What is it? What is it, Sis?!
[04:27] ---
    You're good at impersonating people, right?
[04:30] ---
    I'd prefer if you'd call it acting.
[04:32] ---
    Hey, don't tell me...
[04:33] ---
    Hideyoshi... your sister has a
    really important favor to ask of you.
[04:40] ---
    Sis! Th-That's not asking
    a favor. That's a threat!
[04:43] ---
    "Favor"
[04:43] ---
    "Fist"
[04:46] ---
    Are we really going to do this, Sis?
[04:49] ---
    I'm attending the remedial
    class for you. What's the problem?
[04:52] ---
    But what if my classmates figure it out?
[04:55] ---
    What if they do?
[04:57] ---
    From tomorrow on,
    they'll seriously call me a girl.
[05:02] ---
    So they won't think that we switched?
[05:05] ---
    Oh, take this with you.
[05:07] ---
    What's that?
[05:08] ---
    A hidden microphone.
    I'll keep an eye on you with this.
[05:13] ---
    Sis, where'd you get this?
[05:16] ---
    From one of your classmates.
[05:18] ---
    New pictures have arrived.
[05:21] ---
    This classroom is as shabby as ever...
[05:25] ---
    Sugawa escaped!
[05:28] ---
    Sugawa violated our
    contract and approached a girl!
[05:30] ---
    He's no longer our leader! He's a traitor!
[05:33] ---
    Pursue Sugawa!
[05:36] ---
    "Yuuko (Dumbfounded...)"
[05:39] ---
    "Curse"
[05:41] ---
    "Yuuko (Super dumbfounded)"
[05:43] ---
    Ah, Hideyoshi! They said
    we'd be doing worksheets today.
[05:46] ---
    Is that right?
[05:48] ---
    At any rate, what a stupid
    thing Sugawa did...
[05:51] ---
    Urgent report! Urgent report!
[05:53] ---
    We've acquired the testimony of
    the girl who Sugawa approached!
[05:56] ---
    She's not interested in him, instead,
    she repeatedly said, "Tell me about Aki."
[06:00] ---
    --I repeat! The female
    student said, "Tell me about Aki"!
[06:02] ---
    --Farewell!
[06:03] ---
    --Hold it!
[06:07] ---
    Nothing but idiots.
[06:08] ---
    Well... I wonder if Hideyoshi is doing okay.
[06:13] ---
    Thanks, Kinoshita.
[06:15] ---
    Is this voice... Kubo's?
[06:16] ---
    Thanks to you, I feel heartened.
[06:19] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[06:21] ---
    What? What on earth
    are they talking about?
[06:24] ---
    Well, just knowing that
    I have a classmate who shares
[06:27] ---
    a common interest is comforting.
[06:29] ---
    I never thought
[06:31] ---
    that you'd be interested in homosexual love.
[06:38] ---
    O-Oh, Hideyoshi. Is something the matter?
[06:41] ---
    S-Sis! Could you come with me?!
[06:45] ---
    What?! Hey! Hideyoshi? Si--
[06:49] ---
    Hideyoshi!
[06:51] ---
    Tell me what
    you guys were talking about!
[06:54] ---
    It was just a petty chitchat.
[06:56] ---
    How messed up do you have to be to
    say I'm interested in homosexual love?!
[07:00] ---
    But the novels you read are...
[07:02] ---
    Stupid! You're really stupid!
[07:04] ---
    That and this are totally different matters!
[07:06] ---
    That makes it sound
    like I'm interested in girls!
[07:10] ---
    I didn't mean it that way at all!
[07:12] ---
    If you say something that can
    cause a misunderstanding again...
[07:16] ---
    Okay! I get it!
[07:18] ---
    Did he really get it?
[07:23] ---
    Yuuko, can I talk to you?
[07:25] ---
    What's the matter?
[07:26] ---
    Rep?
[07:27] ---
    That darn Hideyoshi... He'd better keep up.
[07:30] ---
    Yuuko... your skirt is turned up.
[07:33] ---
    What?
[07:34] ---
    Th-That idiot...!
[07:35] ---
    Thank you, Rep. But... it's okay...
[07:39] ---
    But... your skirt...
[07:41] ---
    ...because...
[07:43] ---
    Because...?
[07:44] ---
    I'm wearing underwear today.
[07:48] ---
    Sis!
[07:52] ---
    What's your excuse this time?
[07:54] ---
    What I said earlier...
[07:56] ---
    I meant it's okay because
    I'm wearing leggings.
[07:59] ---
    How is that underwear?! You made it
    sound like I normally don't wear panties!
[08:03] ---
    But aren't leggings a kind of underwear?!
[08:05] ---
    Stop saying stupid stuff
    and be careful about your skirt!
[08:08] ---
    But your skirt is quite
    loose around the waist and...
[08:15] ---
    I-I'll be careful! I'll
    be sure to be careful!
[08:20] ---
    Seriously...!
[08:21] ---
    K-Kinoshita...!
[08:22] ---
    Who's this guy?
[08:24] ---
    I'm Kouji Yokomizo.
[08:26] ---
    Kouji Yokomizo? I don't know him.
[08:29] ---
    I-I'm in love with you!
    P-Please go out with me!
[08:33] ---
    Love confession? What am
    I gonna do? I'm flattered, but...
[08:38] ---
    I'm sorry. I do appreciate
    your feelings but...
[08:41] ---
    Good! That's a safe way of handling it.
[08:43] ---
    Th-Then tell me your type!
[08:46] ---
    I'm sorry... I...
[08:48] ---
    I-I...?
[08:50] ---
    I'm only interested in young pretty boys.
[08:54] ---
    I'm not someone who likes girls,
    who wears no panties, or is a Shotacon!
[09:00] ---
    I analyzed your taste in my own way.
[09:03] ---
    That's my taste in fiction, right?!
[09:05] ---
    I'm hiding those things
    outside the house, right?!
[09:08] ---
    O-Okay.
[09:10] ---
    This time for sure,
    I'll act as you do outside the house.
[09:19] ---
    "Sigh..."
[09:19] ---
    Ah, Hideyoshi!
[09:22] ---
    Yoshi... I mean, Akihisa.
    You don't have to run around any longer?
[09:26] ---
    Nope.
[09:27] ---
    Since those guys heard that
    Yokomizo confessed his love to your sister,
[09:30] ---
    they're devoting all their energies on that.
[09:31] ---
    I-I see.
[09:33] ---
    Yokomizo...
[09:34] ---
    I feel sorry for you. Myself excluded,
    you're the worst victim in all of this.
[09:37] ---
    He never learns, does he?
[09:39] ---
    What?
[09:40] ---
    To think that he confessed
    his love to your sister this time
[09:43] ---
    just because you turned him down.
[09:45] ---
    I withdraw what I just said!
[09:46] ---
    Speaking of your sister...
[09:49] ---
    What?
[10:02] ---
    Your sister really is incredible, isn't she?
[10:06] ---
    Wh-What is this, all of a sudden?
[10:08] ---
    Because she's cute... and smart.
[10:12] ---
    She's a great athlete, too.
    She's a sister to be proud of, isn't she?
[10:21] ---
    Y-You think so?
[10:27] ---
    On top of that, look.
[10:29] ---
    No matter when I see her, she's very pretty.
[10:38] ---
    Pretty... huh?
[10:41] ---
    That's precisely why it's unfortunate.
[10:42] ---
    Huh?
[10:43] ---
    I heard that your sister is a Shotacon
    who likes girls and rarely wears panties.
[10:48] ---
    Forget that stuff!
[10:50] ---
    What?! Why?!
[10:52] ---
    I don't know what's going on, but breasts...!
[10:54] ---
    I faintly feel soft breasts!
[10:56] ---
    What do you mean, "Faintly"?!
    I do have some, more or less!
[11:04] ---
    For some reason, there's a rumor
    these days that my breasts are growing.
[11:09] ---
    What a coincidence.
[11:11] ---
    Actually, there's also a rumor
    that I'm a Shotacon who likes girls,
[11:13] ---
    and in addition, that I wander
    about the school wearing no panties.
[11:17] ---
    What're you gonna do about it?
[11:19] ---
    As it stands, they're gonna
    treat me more and more as a woman.
[11:26] ---
    That's no different from
    how they treat you now, is it?
[11:28] ---
    They'll see me as a triple-threat perv!
[11:38] ---
    It was your fault to
    suggest that we switch places!
[11:41] ---
    It's your fault that you acted
    like a messed up version of me!
[11:47] ---
    Oh well... We'll just let it be.
[11:48] ---
    Yeah, being upset won't get us anywhere.
[11:52] ---
    Our school has plenty
    of interesting rumors, so...
[12:03] ---
    Idiot Test!
[12:30] ---
    "One year in the past..."
[12:33] ---
    Don't move, everyone!
[12:35] ---
    Put your bag on the desk and
    open it so that I can see what's in it.
[12:38] ---
    Stop this futile resistance!
[12:41] ---
    Sakamoto... Show me
    what you have in your pockets.
[12:44] ---
    Dammit!
[12:45] ---
    I'll confiscate it.
[12:47] ---
    Damn! Why just me?!
[12:49] ---
    Yoshii! Take off your school uniform
    and change into your PE clothes.
[12:52] ---
    Why?! You're being too vigilant, Teacher!
[12:55] ---
    Please trust me a litt--
[12:58] ---
    Hey, Akihisa. Your game console fell.
[13:00] ---
    Oh, thanks, Yuuji.
[13:03] ---
    Please trust me a little!
[13:05] ---
    In your case, don't even
    bother with the PE clothes.
[13:19] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[13:21] ---
    Today, Year 1 students are doing
    Avatar summoning training together.
[13:26] ---
    Boy... Our luck's been bad
    since we got to school, hasn't it?
[13:29] ---
    Crap! I bought that just last month!
[13:31] ---
    My personal costumes
    and props got taken, too.
[13:34] ---
    --Well, as for me, my cell, game
    console, video games, DVDs, CDs,
[13:37] ---
    --What exactly are you coming to school for?
[13:38] ---
    --light novels, manga, trading cards,
[13:40] ---
    --celebrity pictures, spinning tops...
[13:40] ---
    --Oh?
[13:41] ---
    Hm?
[13:42] ---
    Himeji is gonna do it.
[13:49] ---
    Oh? Aren't you taking
    her picture, Muttsulini?
[13:52] ---
    My digital camera got confiscated.
[13:54] ---
    That's unfortunate.
[13:55] ---
    Since she's in a different class,
[13:56] ---
    you rarely ever get a chance to
    take pictures of her in PE clothes.
[14:00] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[14:04] ---
    She's cute, and on top of that, she's smart.
    It's natural to admire her, isn't it?
[14:08] ---
    Come to think of it, don't you
    and Himeji know each other?
[14:11] ---
    Yeah. We were in the same
    class in elementary school,
[14:15] ---
    but we haven't talked all this time, so...
[14:17] ---
    Next! Akihisa Yoshii!
[14:19] ---
    Ah, yes, Sir.
[14:21] ---
    Yoshii will fight... Shimada!
[14:26] ---
    Shimada! Minami Shimada!
[14:28] ---
    Ah, yes, Sir!
[14:31] ---
    Yoshii!
[14:32] ---
    What's the matter, Shimada?
    You were in a daze.
[14:35] ---
    Are you hungry?
[14:36] ---
    Humph! Don't confuse me with you!
[14:38] ---
    Hm?
[14:39] ---
    Oh, I get it!
[14:40] ---
    Your Avatar is so feeble
    that you got disappointed.
[14:44] ---
    I'm glad that it's you
    I'm fighting, Yoshii...
[14:46] ---
    Hm?
[14:47] ---
    ...because it feels so good to beat you up.
[14:51] ---
    Wait! It's our Avatars who
    beat each other up! It's not us!
[14:54] ---
    That's right. We don't beat each other up.
[14:56] ---
    I-I'm glad you understand.
[14:58] ---
    I'll be... the one doing
    all the beating up, right?
[15:03] ---
    "Aaah!"
[15:05] ---
    Shimada...
[15:06] ---
    S-See? The teacher is also...
[15:09] ---
    Just today, okay?
[15:10] ---
    Yes, Sir!
[15:11] ---
    Why?!
[15:18] ---
    I've had bad luck all day long today.
[15:22] ---
    Hm?
[15:27] ---
    I-It's Himeji!
[15:31] ---
    All right! I'll summon my
    courage and talk to her!
[15:40] ---
    Th-This is too much for me!
    It can't be helped. I'll retreat!
[15:44] ---
    I beg of you, please!
[15:46] ---
    Hm?
[15:46] ---
    I want that Noin no matter what! Please!
[15:51] ---
    What a bind...
[15:52] ---
    Excuse me, is something wrong?
[15:54] ---
    Well, this young lady wants
    that stuffed toy no matter what,
[15:59] ---
    but she doesn't have enough money.
[16:05] ---
    Say... why do you want it so badly?
[16:09] ---
    My older sister isn't cheerful these days.
[16:12] ---
    Your older sister?
[16:14] ---
    Yes.
[16:15] ---
    She said she wanted
    that stuffed toy before.
[16:20] ---
    So...
[16:22] ---
    I see...
[16:24] ---
    So you wanted to cheer her
    up by giving her a present, huh?
[16:28] ---
    I'm sure she's having a tough time
    at school since we just moved here.
[16:32] ---
    But...
[16:34] ---
    But she still does cleaning and laundry...
[16:38] ---
    and plays with me...
[16:41] ---
    Whoa! Please don't cry!
[16:43] ---
    I'll do something about it!
[16:46] ---
    Really?!
[16:47] ---
    Yep.
[16:49] ---
    Big Brother... Thank you!
[16:52] ---
    So, how much is that stuffed toy?
[16:56] ---
    25,000 yen.
[16:57] ---
    Argh!
[16:59] ---
    I'm sorry... I tried my best,
    but it wasn't possible.
[17:03] ---
    "Shocked!"
[17:05] ---
    Ah, but I have 10,000 yen with me!
[17:08] ---
    In other words, even with 1,000 yen,
    my entire fortune, it'll only be 11,000 yen...
[17:13] ---
    That's about half of 25,000 yen, right?
[17:17] ---
    It's a little short, though.
[17:19] ---
    Then, tear up the stuffed toy...
[17:23] ---
    ...and let us buy about half of it!
[17:24] ---
    Are you really a high school student?
[17:27] ---
    You're such a stupid Big Brother.
[17:29] ---
    "Reserved"
[17:31] ---
    This should buy us some time.
[17:35] ---
    But if we don't have the money...
[17:38] ---
    Yeah...
[17:40] ---
    25,000 yen, huh...?
[17:43] ---
    It's about the total of the stuff
    confiscated from me this morning.
[17:46] ---
    Oh yeah!
[17:47] ---
    What's the matter?
[17:49] ---
    Let's meet up in this park
    again tomorrow, Haduki.
[17:52] ---
    Tomorrow?
[17:53] ---
    Yep!
[17:55] ---
    Okay!
[17:56] ---
    All right!
[18:04] ---
    Take back the stuff we had confiscated?!
[18:07] ---
    Yeah, I want you guys to help me out.
[18:09] ---
    To do so, we have to get
    the key to Iron Man's locker.
[18:13] ---
    The key is in his jacket pocket.
[18:15] ---
    Then how about... throwing
    a bucket of water on him,
[18:20] ---
    and stealing the key while he's changing?
[18:24] ---
    So... good luck, Akihisa.
[18:26] ---
    Me?!
[18:27] ---
    The target is coming!
[18:28] ---
    Don't mess it up!
[18:29] ---
    Go for it!
[18:30] ---
    Aren't you gonna help me out?!
[18:32] ---
    Now that it's come to this...
[18:37] ---
    My foot... slipped!
[18:46] ---
    What?!
[18:48] ---
    I won't let you get away!
[18:59] ---
    Well, I'm sorry. My foot sli--
[19:02] ---
    I thought I heard "I won't
    let you get away" or something.
[19:06] ---
    I had a hell of a time, but I got the key.
[19:09] ---
    Okay then! Let's open
    Iron Man's locker while we can.
[19:14] ---
    I found them!
[19:15] ---
    Well then, let's get out of here already.
[19:18] ---
    Okay!
[19:19] ---
    Hm? Old books?
[19:22] ---
    If they're gonna ditch them anyway...
[19:25] ---
    Boy, that was close.
[19:27] ---
    If it wasn't for those old books,
[19:29] ---
    it wouldn't have been
    enough for 25,000 yen.
[19:31] ---
    Ah! Stupid Big Brother!
[19:33] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[19:34] ---
    Not at all!
[19:35] ---
    Hm? That's...
[19:36] ---
    Uhm... before you came,
    a pretty Big Sister came.
[19:41] ---
    Pretty Big Sister?
[19:43] ---
    Yes!
[19:43] ---
    She told me to give this
     stuffed toy to my sister.
[19:47] ---
    She also said that if you brought
    Noin, then this would be mine.
[19:53] ---
    Well... then this is yours, Haduki.
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    Mine?
[19:58] ---
    Yep!
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    And, give this one to your sister.
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    Ah!
[20:04] ---
    Noin!
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    I hope this'll cheer your sister up.
[20:14] ---
    Uhm... Big Brother...
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    Could you squat down?
[20:17] ---
    Hm...? Like this?
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    Thank you, Big Brother.
[20:30] ---
    Big Brother, although you're stupid,
    I like you a lot because you're so kind!
[20:34] ---
    I'll marry you when I grow up!
[20:51] ---
    There was an incident yesterday.
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    Someone took the confiscated
    stuff and my personal old books.
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    He was so gutsy that he
    openly showed his student ID
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    when he sold off the old
    books and the video games.
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    What do you think, Yoshii?
[21:10] ---
    He's sure got guts!
[21:11] ---
    Indeed.
[21:14] ---
    "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha..."
[21:20] ---
    Yoshii! Clench your teeth!
[21:22] ---
    I'm sorry! There's a reason for it!
[21:24] ---
    Yoshii. I'll give you the position title
    best suited for an idiot like you.
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    Take this.
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    Hm?
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    Akihisa Yoshii.
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    From today on, you are...
[21:36] ---
    ...a probationary student!
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    Hirameite, kagayaite, denkyuu pikkanko
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    Shinten shinai yo.
    Dareka jama shiteru... No, no!
[22:08] ---
    Zenzen tarinai, sore
    ga mondai no koubaisuu
[22:14] ---
    Ryoukai sorenai. Nani ga
    hontou no koto... Baby?
[22:18] ---
    Mitetara koko de zukai shite yo, Baby!
[22:24] ---
    Kotoba mo kazu mo kimi o arawasenai
[22:30] ---
    Kokoro ga biribiri
    suru S to N no jiryoku de
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    (S, S, Super kuttsuite
    Number, I say No. 1 boy!)
[22:43] ---
    Omedetou! Imakara kimi
    wa My, ma-my "otakara"
[22:48] ---
    Tokubetsu nanda, dou nattemo
[22:51] ---
    Gyutto ne gyutto ne hanasanai
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    Watashi wa koi shitai.
    Yume ni genkai wa iranai
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    Tokubetsu dayo ne, acchatta mon
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    Konna watashi mo yurushichae
[23:05] ---
    Hirameita, kagayaita, seikai pittanko
[23:15] ---
    Big Sis! Here you go!
[23:17] ---
    Th-This is...
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    Will this cheer you up?
[23:22] ---
    Thank you, Hazuki! This cheers me up a lot!
[23:26] ---
    Japanese is difficult so
    things are tough, but...
[23:29] ---
    Yeah. Let's do our best together.
[23:33] ---
    Besides...
[23:34] ---
    Besides...?
[23:36] ---
    There's someone...
[23:39] ---
    I'm interested in these days.
[23:41] ---
    What?! What's he like?
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    Well, he's a classmate of mine,
    and he's really stupid.
[23:51] ---
    Question 4.
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    When you add all the numbers of
    the 52 playing cards, what's the total?
[23:57] ---
    1 plus 2 plus 3 plus... uhm...
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    Good luck.
[24:01] ---
    Next episode!
    "Me, True Colors and a Man's Dignity!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
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    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"