E10 - So Many Behs / The Legend of Pochi the Genius

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SIGN    Tama of the 3rd District
SIGN    Have You Seen My Tama?
SIGN    So Many Behs
[01:31] everyone
    "So many Behs!"
[02:04] Bull
    Huh?
[02:05] Bull
    Why does everyone hide when I come?
[02:10] Pochi
    Didn't you come to pick on someone?
[02:13] Bull
    Pick on someone?
[02:15] Bull
    Have I ever picked on anyone before?
[02:20] everyone
    Yes!
[02:23] Bull
    I-I wanted to play with everyone,
    so I kept being "it."
[02:27] Bull
    Treating me like this is just
    not not not right, right?
[02:31] Tama
    It was so scary it wasn't any fun!
[02:34] Bull
    That's just mean.
[02:36] Bull
    Today I came to tell you about
    a new place I found to play.
[02:41] Tora
    A new place to play?
[02:45] Tora
    Hey! Hey! Where is it, huh?
[02:47] Bull
    I could tell you, but...
[02:50] Bull
    will you let me be your friend?
[02:53] Tama
    We've always been friends, haven't we?
[02:57] Bull
    "Friends." How perfectly lovely.
[03:00] Bull
    All right. Let's go, my friends.
[03:02] everyone
    Yeah!
[03:22] Tama
    Is this it?
[03:24] Bull
    Yes. Yes.
[03:26] Bull
    Huh?
[03:30] Tora
    No one will get mad at us playing here!
[03:39] Tora
    And it's full of thrills.
[04:01] Bull
    Why do I still feel like they
    haven't made me their friend yet?
[04:18] Momo
    What is it? What's wrong?
[04:22] Tora
    Bull's angry!
[04:24] Bull
    Let me be your friend too!
[04:27] Bull
    I found this place and everything!
[04:31] Bull
    Whoops!
[04:36] Tama
    It closed!
[04:42] Beh
    We can't get out of here?
[04:45] Nora
    It looks like we're trapped.
[04:48] Beh
    Let me out of here!
[04:51] Bull
    I seem to have done something terrible...
[04:54] Tora
    Don't you feel responsible at all?
[04:57] Bull
    I didn't do it on purpose!
[04:59] Tama
    Never mind that. We need to call someone.
[05:02] Tama
    We can't do this ourselves.
[05:04] Momo
    You're right. Let's try
    to bring people from home.
[05:07] Tama
    We'll get you out of there
    as soon as possible.
[05:18] Bull
    I'm sorry!
[05:20] Beh
    They're gone...
[05:23] Beh
    What's going to happen now?
[05:25] Nora
    Well, all we can do is wait.
[05:28] Takeshi
    Hey! What are you doing, Tama?
[05:32] Takeshi
    S-Stop it! Just a little
    more and I'll clear this!
[05:37] Unokichi
    There! Two blocks of
    shirataki noodles, right?
[05:38] Unokichi
    Thanks for your business!
[05:43] Unokichi
    Hey now.
[05:44] Unokichi
    You're in the way. Don't
    wander around the shop.
[05:47] Unokichi
    Go to your doghouse.
[05:51] Emi
    What's this? That's not good manners, Momo.
[05:54] Emi
    Or, are you going to help
    with my math homework?
[06:00] Emi
    What's wrong?
[06:01] Emi
    You're such a strange little one.
[06:06] Tomekichi
    Hup.
[06:09] Tomekichi
    Oh, right.
[06:12] Tomekichi
    Whoa! Whoops.
[06:14] Tomekichi
    I've told you. Playing on site is dangerous.
[06:17] Tomekichi
    You almost fell!
[06:19] Tomekichi
    All right. Go on over there and play.
[06:22] Tama
    Really. It didn't work for you either, Tora?
[06:25] Tora
    Hey! Bull isn't back yet.
[06:28] Tora
    Seriously, no good comes
    of being friends with him.
[06:32] Beh
    It's started getting dark.
[06:34] Nora
    Don't worry. It'll work out somehow.
[06:48] Nora
    Bull!
[06:53] Beh
    Cake!
[06:54] Nora
    Now this is a feast!
[06:56] Beh
    Thank you, Bull!
[06:59] Bull
    I kept my snack aside instead of eating it.
[07:01] Bull
    Please, eat as much as you like.
[07:06] Beh
    It seems a little watery, doesn't it?
[07:08] Nora
    Must be Bull's drool. Don't worry about it.
[07:11] Beh
    What? Right...
[07:18] Tama
    You brought a snack for them?
[07:20] Tama
    We didn't even think of that.
[07:22] Momo
    That's so good of you, Bull!
[07:25] Bull
    Momo-chan...
[07:27] Tama
    No one managed to bring anyone from home, but
[07:30] Tama
    starting tomorrow, let's take
    turns bringing them food!
[07:33] Beh
    I wouldn't mind cake every day!
[07:35] Tora
    You'll get so fat you won't
    be able to get out of the car.
[07:55] Nora
    Man, I'm stuffed!
[07:58] Beh
    I can't eat any more!
[08:01] Nora
    What's wrong.
[08:02] Beh
    I have to poop.
[08:04] Nora
    Oh. There's a sand pile
    in the back. Go use that.
[08:08] Beh
    It's okay. I'll hold it.
[08:11] Nora
    I don't think this is the time
    to be dainty about things.
[08:23] Nora
    Oh, I feel so much better!
[08:28] Beh
    I-I'm going too!
SIGN    Have you seen my Beh?
SIGN    3rd Street Newspaper
[08:32] Tama
    It's Beh!
[08:38] Tama
    Did you see?
[08:39] Tora
    Yeah!
[08:40] Tama
    Let's all go to where Beh's man is!
[08:44] others
    Right!
SIGN    3rd Street Newspaper
[08:50] Ponta
    What's wrong, guys?
[08:55] Ponta
    Oh! Did you see the posters?
[08:58] Ponta
    Sorry. You must be worried.
[09:00] Ponta
    When Beh gets back, I hope
    you'll play with him again.
SIGN    3rd Street Newspaper
SIGN    Have you seen my Beh?
SIGN    3rd Street Newspaper
[09:18] Beh
    I wonder if no one's coming today.
[09:23] Nora
    With this much rain, no cat's coming outside.
[09:27] Beh
    That's true.
[09:34] Momo
    This is a problem.
[09:35] Tama
    Yeah.
[09:36] Bull
    This is bad!
[09:41] Bull
    It looks like the car is
    about to fall in the river!
[09:43] everyone
    What?
[09:45] Bull
    I was going to take them
    my snack, like usual, but
[09:48] Bull
    when I went to the front of the
    car, it started slipping...
[09:56] Tama
    We have to bring someone fast, or...
[09:59] Bull
    I can't see...
[10:00] Tama
    Is there a good way to do it?
[10:07] Tama
    That's it!
[10:20] Ponta
    Hey! Stop that!
[10:38] Ponta
    What is all this?
[10:52] Ponta
    You guys!
[11:10] Ponta
    Guys! Come here!
[11:26] Ponta
    I'm so glad, you guys.
[11:29] Ponta
    This is all because of you, everyone.
[11:31] Ponta
    Thank you.
[11:46] Takeshi
    After I saw those posters, I
    knew why Tama had caught a cold.
SIGN    Thank You
SIGN    Thanks to the actions of his little friends, Beh has come home
    
     3rd Street Newspaper
[11:51] Takeshi
    I warmed the milk we had in
    the fridge and gave it to him.
SIGN    The Legend of Pochi the Genius
[11:59] everyone
    "The Legend of Pochi the genius!"
[12:07] Kimie
    Takeshi, could you go buy some tofu?
[12:10] Takeshi
    Okay!
SIGN    Yamada Tofu
[12:14] Takeshi
    Sir, I'd like some tofu, please!
[12:16] Unokichi
    Hey. Takeshi-kun. How
    many blocks do you want?
[12:19] Takeshi
    Two, please.
[12:21] Unokichi
    Sure thing! I have as much tofu as I sell.
[12:25] Unokichi
    Huh? Was it not funny?
[12:29] Unokichi
    What would you like today?
[12:31] Takeshi
    Well...
[12:32] Unokichi
    Oh, hello. You're the
    florist's wife. Welcome.
[12:35] lady
    Hello. Three blocks of tofu, please.
[12:38] Unokichi
    Sure thing! I have as much tofu as I sell.
[12:42] lady
    Oh, you silly with all your jokes.
[12:46] Unokichi
    Which one?
[12:47] lady
    The firm one.
SIGN    Firm
[12:48] Unokichi
    Coming right up!
[12:53] Unokichi
    Thank you.
[12:54] Unokichi
    Takeshi-kun, did you make up your mind?
[12:56] Takeshi
    I'd like firm, too, please.
[12:59] Unokichi
    Coming right up!
[13:02] Takeshi
    Oh, sir! I'd like the silken one after all!
[13:04] Unokichi
    Sure thing!
SIGN    Silken
SIGN    Firm
[13:06] Takeshi
    I thought so...
[13:09] Takeshi
    I'm sorry!
[13:10] Takeshi
    Sir, I'd like firm!
[13:11] Unokichi
    What's this? Takeshi-kun, can't
    stay faithful to just one?
[13:14] Unokichi
    Your future's going to be pretty rough.
[13:17] lady
    Silly. Takeshi-kun doesn't
    understand these things yet.
[13:21] Unokichi
    That's true.
[13:23] Unokichi
    Here you are. Thank you.
[13:26] Takeshi
    Say, sir, does Pochi know the
    difference between the types of tofu?
[13:29] Unokichi
    Huh? Pochi?
[13:32] Unokichi
    He'd be a prodigy if he did know.
[13:34] Unokichi
    Earthquakes and lightning.
[13:35] lady
    Silly, those are calamities, not prodigies!
[13:44] Takeshi
    Pochi, which one is firm?
[13:50] Takeshi
    Pochi, firm. The firm one.
[14:23] Unokichi
    P-Pochi! What about the silken one?
[14:28] lady
    What about the grilled tofu?
[14:32] Takeshi
    Wow! He even knows which is the grilled tofu!
[14:34] others
    H-He's a genius.
[14:41] lady
    Yamada-san's Pochi is a genius!
[14:44] lady
    And I do mean prodigy, not calamity...
[14:46] lady
    You know Yamada-san's Pochi? He's a genius!
[14:49] lady
    I say genius, but...
[14:51] lady
    Yamada-san's Pochi is a real genius!
[14:54] lady
    When I say genius...
SIGN    Yamada Tofu
[14:59] Unokichi
    Now, this time, the firm one.
SIGN    Grilled
SIGN    Silken
SIGN    Firm
[15:09] Unokichi
    Thank you! Thank you!
[15:11] Unokichi
    Pochi, next, the grilled tofu.
SIGN    Yamada Tofu
[15:26] Tama
    Let's go play!
[15:33] Unokichi
    There we go.
[15:35] Pochi
    He wants me to stay home.
[15:37] Kuro
    Why?
[15:38] Pochi
    I don't know.
[15:39] Tama
    So, you can't come play?
[15:41] Pochi
    No. Sorry.
SIGN    News
[16:07] reporter
    Hello! I called earlier. I'm
    from the Maicho Newspaper.
[16:10] Unokichi
    Oh! Welcome. Nice to meet
    you. I've been waiting.
[16:14] reporter
    Oh, looks like he's asleep.
[16:17] Unokichi
    Pochi!
[16:25] reporter
    Able to distinguish the types
    of tofu, the genius Pochi.
[16:28] reporter
    You're Pochi-kun, right?
[16:30] photographer
    He doesn't look particularly bright.
[16:33] Unokichi
    That's right.
[16:34] Unokichi
    That's why all this time, I
    never noticed how clever he is.
SIGN    This is the genius, Pochi!!
SIGN    Seen at
    3rd Street's
    Yamada Tofu
SIGN    A Little Book Academy
SIGN    Book of Pets
SIGN    Pochi
    special edition
SIGN    Book of Pochi
[16:52] reporter
    Today, we're here at a
    tofu shop where their pet,
SIGN    Genius Dogs
    Appear!!
[16:55] reporter
    Pochi looks ordinary at first
    glance. Let us introduce you!
[16:59] Takeshi
    Oh, it's Pochi!
[17:01] Takeshi
    That's amazing! He's on TV!
[17:03] man
    Okay, which is the carrot?
SIGN    Fruit and Vegetable Shop
[17:12] man
    I wonder why you can't figure it out.
[17:16] People
    Pochi! Pochi!
[17:16] People
    Look over here! Pochi!
[17:18] People
    You're so cute!
[17:20] People
    Just like we saw on television.
[17:21] People
    Pochi!
[17:22] People
    Look this way!
[17:23] People
    Pochi! Pochi!
[17:27] People
    Look this way!
[17:34] People
    Pochi!
[17:41] Pochi
    I want to play with Tama and the others!
[17:47] Tama
    It's your turn next Pochi!
[17:53] Tora
    Pochi hasn't been hanging out with us lately.
[17:57] Kuro
    Okay. Let's bring him over here today.
[17:59] Tama
    Yeah, let's do that.
[18:00] Momo
    We have to have everyone together.
[18:04] Tama
    Yeah!
[18:07] Tama
    Oh!
[18:10] Tora
    Why'd you stop all of a sudden?
[18:13] Tama
    That...
[18:14] everyone
    Huh?
[18:32] Tama
    Pochi's lost some weight.
[18:33] Tora
    Why?
[18:34] Tama
    I don't know.
[18:36] Momo
    Is he sick?
[18:38] people
    He's coming. He's coming.
[18:45] producer
    Sir, appearing on the show as you
    usually are is just fine, you know.
[18:49] Unokichi
    O-Oh, I see.
[18:52] Unokichi
    All right. Let's go, Pochi.
[18:56] people
    You can do it!
[18:57] people
    Have fun!
[18:59] people
    Bye!
[19:15] Pochi
    Tama...
[19:16] Pochi
    Tora, Momo-chan...
[19:17] Pochi
    Everyone...
[20:10] man
    Okay! We're ready to roll!
[20:17] Pochi
    Someone help me...
[20:20] woman
    Hello, everyone. How are you today?
[20:23] woman
    It's time for our afternoon talk show.
[20:25] woman
    Today, we have, yes! Yes! The people's idol—
[20:31] people
    Huh? What's going on?
[20:36] woman
    Get it off! Get it off!
[20:41] producer
    What is going on?
[20:43] man
    They snuck in with the equipment!
[20:45] producer
    Hurry up and catch them!
[21:01] Tama
    Pochi!
[21:03] Pochi
    Tama.
[21:05] Tama
    Want to head home with us?
[21:08] Pochi
    Tama!
[21:09] Momo
    Pochi, let's go back and play!
[21:11] Tora; Nora
    Pochi! Let's play forever!
[21:14] Pochi
    I... I...
[21:17] Pochi
    I'm gonna play with everyone!
SIGN    Yamada Tofu
[21:48] Unokichi
    Guess I'll go make as much
    tofu as I sell again.
[22:04] Pochi
    You guys are so mean!
[22:09] Takeshi
    Pochi was made a star when everyone
    made a fuss over his genius,
[22:12] Takeshi
    but that's all in the past now.
SIGN    Fruit and Vegetable Shop
[22:16] Takeshi
    The legend of the huge
    star from Third Street,
SIGN    Genius Pochi
[22:19] Takeshi
    now remains only in old newspapers.