E22 - Unruly Paint Battle / Flute's Whisper

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SIGN    Tama of the 3rd District
SIGN    Have You Seen My Tama?
SIGN    Goodbye, Tama Robot
[01:31] everyone
    "Goodbye, Tama Robot!"
SIGN    Ootsubo Dentistry
SIGN    Ootsubo Dentistry
[01:50] lady
    Oh! He's still closed.
SIGN    Closed
[01:53] lady
    I wonder when he'll start
    seeing patients again.
[01:55] lady
    He hasn't been open at all recently.
[01:58] girl
    I don't mind if the dentist's
    stays closed forever!
[02:00] lady
    Honestly.
[02:04] lady
    What's this?
[02:05] lady
    I wonder if he's working on someone.
SIGN    Reception
SIGN    Examination Room
[02:13] lady
    Doctor! Are you working?
[02:15] Ootsubo
    I am not.
[02:16] lady
    My little girl says her
    cavity hurts all night!
[02:19] Ootsubo
    We're closed!
[02:22] lady
    Honestly...
SIGN    Ootsubo Dentistry
SIGN    Closed
[02:23] girl
    That's lucky!
SIGN    Examination Room
[02:49] Ootsubo
    All right.
[02:52] Ootsubo
    Pleased to meet you, my son.
[02:54] Ootsubo
    I am Ootsubo Harunojou.
[02:57] Ootsubo
    I started in dentistry over forty years ago.
[03:03] Ootsubo
    But, over those forty years, there is
    something that has caused me to suffer.
[03:10] Ootsubo
    That is...
[03:12] Ootsubo
    children!
[03:13] Ootsubo
    I'd like you to look at this.
SIGN    A Dentist's Perspective
    "The Story of
     Ootsubo Harunojou"
    by Ootsubo Dentistry
SIGN    Archival Footage
SIGN    A Dentist's Perspective
SIGN    "The Story of Ootsubo Harunojou"
SIGN    by Ootsubo Dentistry
SIGN    "I'm going to take a look at your cavities."
SIGN    "It's only natural..."
SIGN    "Hey!!"
SIGN    "I'm Tsubochan Man!"
[04:04] Ootsubo
    I tried all sorts of things to get kids
    to like me, but none of it worked.
[04:07] Ootsubo
    I know how scary dentists can be.
[04:10] Ootsubo
    And the tools we use to treat patients
    can be scary. I understand that too!
[04:14] Ootsubo
    Entrusting your teeth to a stranger
    for the first time can be scary.
[04:17] Ootsubo
    I understand that too!
[04:19] Ootsubo
    Keeping your mouth open wide and letting
    someone mess around in there is scary!
[04:23] Ootsubo
    I understand that too!
[04:26] Ootsubo
    That's why I just accepted as normal the
    fact that children would hate me and cry.
[04:31] Ootsubo
    Still, but...
[04:32] Ootsubo
    But, still...
SIGN    Archival Footage
SIGN    To protect their privacy, a portion of the
    video and their voices have been altered.
[04:38] (Flashback) lady
    Any child crying more than
    necessary, that must be...
[04:42] (Flashback) lady
    It must be that...
[04:43] (Flashback) lady
    Dr. Ootsubo!
[04:45] (Flashback) lady
    Your face is very, very scary, that's why!
[04:50] (Flashback) lady
    What do you think?
[04:54] (Flashback) Ootsubo
    Oh my!
[04:57] (Flashback) Ootsubo
    What do I think?
[05:02] Ootsubo
    Asking me what I think...
[05:05] Ootsubo
    I've had this face since I was a kid.
[05:08] Ootsubo
    There isn't anything I can
    do about it. This is my face.
[05:12] Ootsubo
    Does this face make me
    a failure as a dentist?
[05:15] Ootsubo
    Slump.
[05:22] Ootsubo
    It's a huge shock!
[05:24] Ootsubo
    The confidence I've gained over
    forty years as a dentist...
[05:28] Ootsubo
    I can hear a grinding
    noise as it crumbles away.
[05:37] Ootsubo
    But I won't be beaten!
[05:38] Ootsubo
    Beaten, I won't be!
[05:40] Ootsubo
    It isn't too late. I will become a dentist
    that makes people say they love dentists!
[05:45] Ootsubo
    That's right! I will stand!
[05:48] Ootsubo
    Stand, stand... and rise!
[05:50] Ootsubo
    I will let the world know that
    Ootsubo Harunojou is here!
[05:56] Ootsubo
    With a bang!
[06:01] Ootsubo
    I got caught up in things and
    forgot I was talking to you.
[06:05] Ootsubo
    Could you hear everything?
[06:08] Ootsubo
    Good, good. I see.
[06:10] Ootsubo
    So, I went into town.
[06:12] Ootsubo
    To be popular with children, the best
    thing to do was observe what they liked.
[06:18] Ootsubo
    That's when I saw it!
SIGN    Archival Footage
[06:31] Ootsubo
    That's right! Children
    open their hearts to cats.
[06:34] Ootsubo
    That's when...
[06:36] (Flashback) Ootsubo
    Cats!
SIGN    Archival Footage
[06:37] (Flashback) Ootsubo
    A cat!
[06:39] (Flashback) Ootsubo
    I will become a cat!
[06:43] Ootsubo
    I became a cat.
[06:48] (Flashback) Ootsubo
    Meow! Everyone, meow for me!
[06:52] Ootsubo
    But that plan had a very big hole...
[06:56] (Flashback) Ootsubo
    Meow, meow. Meow.
[06:58] (Flashback) Ootsubo
    Meow huh?
[06:59] (Flashback) Ootsubo
    Oh!
[07:01] (Flashback) Ootsubo
    I can't hold my tools!
[07:11] Ootsubo
    But I won't let something like that deter me.
[07:14] Ootsubo
    An assistant! I will have a cat assistant.
[07:16] Ootsubo
    This is it. This is it, you see.
[07:19] Ootsubo
    But a real cat would never
    become my assistant.
[07:24] Ootsubo
    That's why I made you!
[07:31] Ootsubo
    I will call you, Mechanical Tama.
SIGN    Mechanical Tama
[07:35] Ootsubo
    Excuse me!
[07:39] Ootsubo
    Grin!
[07:43] Takeshi
    Then, I'll be back soon!
SIGN    Ootsubo Dentistry
SIGN    Closed
[07:48] Ootsubo
    Now, Takeshi-kun, you wait here.
[07:51] Takeshi
    Yes, sir.
[07:53] Takeshi
    Don't worry. He says he just wants
    to look at your teeth a little, Tama.
SIGN    Examination Room
[08:09] Ootsubo
    All right. Open wide.
[08:12] Ootsubo
    I've spent over forty years looking at teeth.
[08:15] Ootsubo
    When I see someone's teeth,
    I know what they're like...
[08:18] Ootsubo
    how they live, their personality,
    I can see it all!
[08:22] Ootsubo
    I should be able to understand cats too!
[08:24] Ootsubo
    I'll gather information about cats from a cat
[08:26] Ootsubo
    and make Mechanical Tama
    an even more perfect cat!
[08:33] Ootsubo
    All right. We're done.
[08:35] Takeshi
    What? You're already done?
[08:38] Ootsubo
    Yes. Tama-kun has made a great
    contribution to medical science.
[08:42] Takeshi
    What?
[08:43] Ootsubo
    Oh, that's right! I must
     thank Tama-kun somehow.
[08:47] Tama
    Hey, everyone!
[08:50] Pochi
    Oh! Tama!
[08:51] Pochi
    That thing you have looks delicious!
[08:54] Tora
    Wow! Where did you get that snack?
[08:57] Tama
    It was given to me.
[08:58] Tora
    Really? Was it Takeshi-kun?
[09:00] Tama
    Well, actually...
SIGN    Tama Data
[09:05] Ootsubo
    I'll take the tooth data I acquired from
    the real cat, Tama-kun, and input it.
[09:11] Ootsubo
    With this, you won't be a
    robot, you'll be a cat... no!
[09:14] Ootsubo
    You'll be even more cat-like than a cat!
SIGN    Ootsubo Dentistry
SIGN    Closed
[09:17] Tora
    This is really where you
    got that snack, right?
[09:20] Tama
    Yeah!
[09:20] Pochi
    Just for showing your teeth?
[09:22] Tama
    Yeah!
[09:30] Ootsubo
    Thank you all for coming!
[09:31] Ootsubo
    The more data I have the better!
[09:33] Ootsubo
    Oh!
[09:36] Ootsubo
    You wait over here.
[09:40] Ootsubo
    Now, my dear little cats...
[09:46] Ootsubo
    Very good.
[09:50] Ootsubo
    You aren't required.
[09:55] Ootsubo
    I have Tama-kun's data, but...
[09:57] Ootsubo
    I suppose I can take another look.
[10:05] Ootsubo
    Don't touch that!
[10:07] Ootsubo
    Honestly!
[10:08] Ootsubo
    All right, thank you, everyone.
[10:09] Ootsubo
    I'll give you something
    as thanks. Come this way.
[10:17] Ootsubo
    All right, everyone. Thank you.
[10:19] Ootsubo
    Don't get cavities!
[10:21] Ootsubo
    Don't get cavities!
[10:23] Ootsubo
    Don't get cavities!
[10:29] Ootsubo
    How is it? Is it good?
[10:42] Pochi
    I'm sorry!
[10:43] Pochi
    Huh?
[10:45] ---
    Yummy!
[10:58] Nora
    What's wrong, Pochi?
[10:59] Pochi
    Huh? What? Nothing?
[11:01] Pochi
    I didn't pee or anything!
SIGN    Ootsubo Dentistry
SIGN    Open
SIGN    Ootsubo
    Dentistry
[11:06] girl
    No! I hate the dentist! I
    don't wanna! I don't wanna!
[11:09] lady
    Oh, look! There's a cat.
SIGN    Ootsubo
    Dentistry
[11:18] girl
    Wait for me!
SIGN    Ootsubo Dentistry
SIGN    Open
[11:39] Ootsubo
    In my forty years as a dentist...
[11:42] Ootsubo
    I've never had a day as happy as today!
[11:46] Takeshi
    The robot cat at Dr. Ootsubo's office...
[11:49] Takashi
    People said it looked just like Tama.
[12:02] Pochi
    There are two Tamas. What's going on?
[12:07] Ootsubo
    My son, no, Mechanical Tama...
[12:10] Ootsubo
    I've become children's most popular dentist.
[12:13] Ootsubo
    Thank you. Today is a day off.
    Go play with your friends!
[12:20] Tora
    The more I look, the more
    he looks exactly like Tama.
[12:24] Tora
    Is he a sibling, Tama?
[12:25] Tama
    What? He can't be.
[12:31] Pochi
    But he doesn't smell like Tama, or like
    a cat. If he smells like anything it's—
[12:35] Nora
    Well, he does talk like us,
    so he's probably a friend.
[12:40] Tama
    Who are you?
[12:41] Tama
    Tell us your name! I'm Tama!
SIGN    Data
SIGN    Tama
SIGN    Friend
SIGN    Friend
SIGN    Friend
[12:52] robot
    Name. My name is... Mechanical Tama.
[12:56] Tora
    What? Me-crab-ical Tama?
    Your name sounds delicious!
[13:00] Tora
    But you don't taste delicious.
[13:03] Pochi
    This guy kind of smells like my pee...
[13:08] Tora
    Stop saying weird things!
[13:10] Pochi
    Huh? But it's true!
SIGN    Data
SIGN    Tora
SIGN    Friend
[13:15] ---
    Friend
[13:16] ---
    Friend
[13:17] robot
    Tora!
[13:18] Tora
    How do you know who I am?
[13:21] robot
    Yes, I know you.
SIGN    Data
SIGN    Momo
SIGN    Friend
[13:29] ---
    Friend
[13:30] ---
    Friend
[13:30] robot
    Momo.
SIGN    Data
SIGN    Beh
SIGN    Friend
[13:36] ---
    Friend
[13:37] ---
    Friend
[13:37] robot
    Beh.
[13:38] Beh
    Yeah.
SIGN    Data
SIGN    Koma
SIGN    Friend
[13:42] ---
    Friend
[13:43] ---
    Friend
[13:44] ---
    Koma.
[13:45] Koma
    That's right.
SIGN    Data
SIGN    Nora
SIGN    Friend
[13:49] ---
    Friend
[13:50] ---
    Friend
[13:51] robot
    Nora.
[13:52] Nora
    That's me.
[13:53] Pochi
    Wow! We've never met before and you
    know everyone's names. That's amazing!
[13:57] Pochi
    Then, what about me?
SIGN    Data
[14:05] robot
    I do not know your name.
[14:08] Pochi
    What? Why don't you know my name?
[14:12] robot
    Aside from you, I know everything.
[14:16] robot
    For example...
[14:18] robot
    Tora thinks anywhere high is a
    good place. He's very simple.
[14:23] Tora
    What did you say?
[14:25] Momo
    What? I would never...
[14:28] robot
    Tama always acts before he thinks.
    He causes so many problems.
[14:31] robot
    He should think of others sometimes!
[14:34] Tama
    What?
[14:36] robot
    He never tells me any of the secret
    paths, that cheapskate, Beh!
[14:39] robot
    He just has fun all by himself!
[14:42] robot
    Momo-chan is always saying that Koma
    should act a little more like a girl,
[14:47] robot
    even though Momo-chan
    doesn't act girly either!
[14:50] robot
    I wish Koma would grow up and
    stop following me around already.
[14:56] everyone
    Is that what you've been thinking?
[14:58] Nora
    Stop it, everyone! What are you doing?
[15:00] robot
    Nora, you always do things like that!
    Trying to show off on your own!
[15:03] Nora
    What?
[15:07] Pochi
    Oh... Stop it, everyone!
[15:26] Tama
    Hmph. I didn't know that's
    how they all thought of me.
SIGN    3rd Street News
    
    A huge hit!!
    
    Dr. Ootsubo's
    Mechanical Tama
[15:40] Momo
    Honestly!
[15:43] Koma
    I hate them!
[15:46] Nora
    Honestly...
[15:51] robot
    But that's what's good about you.
[15:55] robot
    But that's what's good about you.
[15:58] robot
    But that's what's good about you.
[16:02] robot
    But that's what's good about you.
[16:06] robot
    But that's what's good about you.
[16:09] robot
    But that's what's good about you.
[16:12] everyone
    Stop it! Go away!
[16:18] Bull
    Babi buru buru! Long time no see, buru!
[16:23] Bull
    Huh?
[16:26] Bull
    I found Tama.
[16:27] Bull
    Maybe I'll go play with him.
[16:29] Bull
    Babi buru buru! Babi buru!
[16:34] Bull
    Bull Attack!
SIGN    Data
[16:59] crowd
    The robot Dr. Ootsubo made has gone berserk!
[17:02] crowd
    It's destroying walls and fences!
[17:04] crowd
    Call Dr. Ootsubo!
[17:06] crowd
    He has to do something about this!
[17:11] Ootsubo
    What? My son?
[17:13] Ootsubo
    Is that true?
[17:14] Takeshi
    Yes!
[17:15] Ootsubo
    Swoosh!
[17:16] Takeshi
    Man, that was scary...
[17:20] Ootsubo
    Takeshi-kun! Where is Mechanical Tama?
[17:22] Takeshi
    He's near the chimney of
    Matsu's Bathhouse, sir!
[17:25] Ootsubo
    I see!
[17:25] Ootsubo
    Right. Wait for me, my son!
[17:28] Ootsubo
    Wait for me!
[17:48] Tomekichi
    I represent the 3rd Street Youth
    Association. I'm Kiso Tomekichi!
[17:52] Tomekichi
    Mecha-Tama, it isn't too late!
[17:54] Tomekichi
    Come down from the chimney immediately.
[17:56] Tomekichi
    The owner of Matsu's Bathhouse is crying!
[17:59] Ootsubo
    Mechanical Tama! Come back to me!
[18:03] Ootsubo
    Darn it. I need to do something
    about this... Something...
[18:07] Ootsubu
    That's it!
SIGN    Yamada Tofu
SIGN    Pochi's House
[18:10] Ootsubo
    You! Come with me a minute.
[18:13] Ootsubo
    Come with me!
[18:15] Ootsubo
    Come with me!
SIGN    Ootsubo Dentistry
SIGN    Closed
[18:17] Ootsubo
    Against a cat, you need a dog!
[18:19] Ootsubo
    A dog! A dog!
[18:23] Ootsubo
    It's got to be a dog!
[18:30] Tama
    Mecha-Tama!
[18:32] Koma
    Tama! Momo-chan!
[18:33] everyone
    Mecha-Tama!
[18:35] Koma
    Mecha-Tama!
[18:36] robot
    Friends.
[18:38] Ootsubo
    Everyone...
[18:39] Ootsubo
    Out of the way! Away! Away!
[18:50] Ootsubo
    Now, Mechanical Tama, stop your
    rampage! I'm coming to save you!
[19:32] Ootsubo
    Take off! Mechanical Pochi!
[19:45] robot dog
    Nyosshi.
SIGN    Mechanical Pochi
[19:48] Ootsubo
    Go! Climb the chimney and
    bring back Mechanical Tama!
[19:52] robot dog
    Nyosshi!
[20:00] robot dog
    Nyosshi!
[20:04] robot dog
    Nyosshi...
[20:05] Ootsubo
    What's wrong? Climb! You must climb!
[20:08] robot dog
    I can't! I'm scared of heights!
[20:13] Ootsubo
    Please! Climb, my son! Son!
[20:15] robot dog
    No, no. No, no.
[20:18] robot dog
    No, no. No, no.
[20:21] Ootsubo
    Do not disobey, Mechanical Pochi.
[20:21] robot dog
    No, no. No, no.
[20:22] Ootsubo
    Jet boosters!
[20:24] robot dog
    What? No!
[20:27] robot dog
    I don't want to!
[20:28] robot dog
    It's scary!
[20:29] robot dog
    I don't want to! It's scary!
[20:31] robot dog
    I don't want to! It's scary!
[20:33] robot dog
    I don't want to! It's scary!
[20:35] robot dog
    I don't want to!
[20:49] Tama
    Mecha-Tama!
[20:50] Tama
    Come down!
[20:52] robot
    Tama, and everyone else, the
    truth is... I love all of you.
[20:58] Tama
    Yeah! I know! We all know!
[21:01] Momo
    Come down!
[21:02] everyone
    Mecha-Tama, we're all your friends!
[21:06] robot
    Koma is my friend.
[21:07] Koma
    Yeah.
[21:08] robot
    Tama is my friend.
[21:09] Tama
    Yeah.
[21:10] robot
    Momo is my friend.
[21:11] Momo
    Yeah.
[21:12] robot
    Nora is my friend.
[21:13] Nora
    Yeah.
[21:14] robot
    Tora is my friend.
[21:15] Tora
    Yeah.
[21:16] robot
    Beh is my friend.
[21:17] Beh
    Yeah.
[21:18] robot
    Friends.
[21:22] everyone
    Mecha-Tama!
[21:28] robot
    Friends... You are all my friends...
[21:30] robot
    I am your friend too...
[21:45] Ootsubo
    My son...
[21:48] robot
    Friends...
[21:51] robot
    I made... friends...
[21:58] robot
    Father...
[22:04] Takeshi
    Dr. Ootsubo never made
    another Mechanical Tama.