E8 - A Dog by Any Other Name

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    "A Dog by Any Other Name"
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    You can't be serious!
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    I swapped with that dog!
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    That dog jumped on me while I was holdin'
    that forbidden book of body swapping.
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    Where did it even come from?
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    I was so close to switching with Belphie
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    while he's out cold
    and makin' a new credit card.
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    Dammit.
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    So what, I've gotta wait until
    the stupid spell wears off or somethin'?
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    If I don't turn back before
    Lucifer finds out, I'll be done for.
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    I, no, the dog, no I...
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    Whatever, he's gone!
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    Found him!
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    What's he doin'?!
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    They're all gonna make fun of me now!
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    Dead silence?!
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    They don't care one bit about me!
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    Has anyone seen Beel?
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    He said something about
    going to a buffet.
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    Another Devildom restaurant
    bites the dust, huh?
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    That's too bad.
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    I thought he was here
    so made extra sweet potatoes.
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    What should I do?
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    Does someone want them?
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    Diet.
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    Already ate.
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    Mammon, do you want one?
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    You ate them all?!
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    This is the first time ever
    you've actually been of use.
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    Huh?! It is not!
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    Also, why's he not noticing?!
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    I see how it is.
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    He finally noticed!
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    Don't waste it.
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    What?! Lucifer just...
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    This dog is somethin' else.
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    Okay, okay.
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    Begging for money as always huh?
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    As always? Is that
    what I look like when I beg?
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    Hey, is no one going to
    get the paper today?
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    That's right! Of course
    Satan would notice!
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    Bringing me the paper,
    clever you, Mammon.
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    Huh?!
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    How dumb do these guys think I am?!
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    When am I gonna turn back?
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    Also, why's nobody noticing?
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    Look at them, all gathered
    around that mutt.
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    I-I hate this.
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    Mammon, fetch!
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    Nice catch, Mammon.
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    Open your eyes!
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    It obviously ain't me!
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    Right hand.
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    Left hand.
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    Lie down.
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    Good boy, Mammon.
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    Here's a treat.
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    He's literally treating me like a pet...
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    Hey, Mammon, where are you going?
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    Where could our Mammon-chan
    have run off to?
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    Asmo caring about
    someone besides himself?
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    I made these. Let's put them up
    around town tomorrow.
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    That is 100% a lost dog poster!
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    I must say, now that he's gone,
    it does feel quite lonely.
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    While he was a scumbag, he may have been
    the glue that held us together.
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    --You're right...
    --Mammooooon!
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    Don't cry. He'll come back, I know it.
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    E-Everyone!
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    I'm home!
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    Mammon?!
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    Damn you guys,
    you missed me that much?
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    Who are you?
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    It's me?
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    The real deal.
    The Great Mammon in the flesh!
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    The G.R.E.A.T M.A.M.M.O.N.
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    You were lookin' for me, right?
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    No! You're not the Mammon
    we were looking for!
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    Our cute little Mammon...
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    Give him back!
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    What's goin' oooooon?!