E3 - Carrots, Please!

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[00:07] ---
    Welcome!
[00:08] ---
    Oh, it's you.
[00:10] ---
    We’ve been waiting.
[00:12] ---
    Do you know how this place works?
[00:14] ---
    If you find a bunny that is to
    your liking, simply give him a carrot.
[00:18] ---
    Oh, it’s you, huh?
[00:20] ---
    Haven’t seen ya in a while.
[00:21] ---
    What’ll it be?
[00:23] ---
    Huh?
[00:23] ---
    Wh-What? I ain’t mad or nothin’!
[00:26] ---
    Mammon’s upset because
    you hardly ever come by.
[00:30] ---
    H-Hey! Knock it off!
    Like I’d ever be upset!
[00:34] ---
    Hmph, you think a carrot’ll
    make it better?
[00:37] ---
    I didn't even want it.
[00:39] ---
    Asmo told me rabbits get lonely easily and
    if you leave them too long, they’ll die.
[00:45] ---
    I know that feeling all too well.
[00:47] ---
    By the way, wanna try
    a new drink I came up with?
[00:51] ---
    It’s called “Devil Carrot Curry.”
[00:53] ---
    You know, because curry
    and drinks go hand-in-hand.
[00:55] ---
    Take a gulp. It goes down like a charm.
[00:58] ---
    Ahh! You’re finally here!
[01:01] ---
    I’ve been so lonely without you!
[01:03] ---
    I bet you were missing
    my pretty face too, huh?
[01:07] ---
    Quick, let’s get a photo!
[01:10] ---
    Hm? What are you waiting for?
    Take my picture.
[01:14] ---
    Hmm, just as beautiful as ever.
[01:18] ---
    Okay, you can have it!
[01:20] ---
    Wow! A carrot? Thank you!
[01:22] ---
    Hey! You over there.
[01:26] ---
    Lucifer was in charge of spinning
    the wheel, but he’s gone off somewhere.
[01:30] ---
    Can you do it instead?
[01:32] ---
    Can we just finish already?
[01:34] ---
    Agreed.
[01:36] ---
    Silent, you! I’m just about to win!
[01:40] ---
    It’s my turn next, right?
[01:41] ---
    Go on, spin the wheel!
[01:46] ---
    Right hand red...
[01:50] ---
    My turn next, huh?
[01:52] ---
    Right foot yellow...
[01:57] ---
    Me next.
[02:00] ---
    Left hand blue?
[02:05] ---
    Right foot green?!
[02:06] ---
    Yeah, no way that’s happening.
[02:08] ---
    Whoa! You did it?
    You actually pulled it off?
[02:11] ---
    Tha... nk... s...
[02:14] ---
    Left hand red?!
[02:16] ---
    GG, Belphie! Game over!
[02:20] ---
    You did it?!
[02:21] ---
    How're you holding
    yourself up with one finger?!
[02:25] ---
    Tha... nk... s...!
[02:27] ---
    Right foot red?!
[02:29] ---
    If you go there,
    Levi will be in trouble too.
[02:32] ---
    That’s it, I’ve got this in the bag.
[02:35] ---
    What mysterious physics principle
    is keeping us up?!
[02:38] ---
    Th... anks...!
[02:44] ---
    My apologies for my brothers.
[02:46] ---
    Thank you.
[02:48] ---
    But you really shouldn't have.
[02:50] ---
    By the way, how many carrots
    do you have left?
[02:53] ---
    Only one, huh?
[02:56] ---
    While we're here, you wouldn't mind
    if I took it off your hands, would you?
[03:00] ---
    Lucifer!
[03:02] ---
    What is it, Mammon?
[03:03] ---
    Umm... It’s just...
    Is this ear a little bent?
[03:08] ---
    It doesn’t look like it to me.
[03:10] ---
    Ah, that’s good.
[03:13] ---
    But... it's really not bent?
[03:14] ---
    Let me guess,
    you want the carrot too?
[03:17] ---
    Wh-What?!
[03:18] ---
    I don't need no stinkin' carrot!
[03:20] ---
    Mind if I have it then?
[03:22] ---
    Wh-What?!
[03:23] ---
    Do what ya want.
[03:25] ---
    I want it too!
[03:26] ---
    G-Go for it.
[03:27] ---
    I don't even want it.
[03:31] ---
    I want it too!
[03:33] ---
    Y’all are way too into carrots.
[03:35] ---
    It's mine!
[03:36] ---
    What's so good about them anyway?
[03:37] ---
    I want it!
[03:38] ---
    See ya, carrot. I'm outta here.
[03:40] ---
    --Carrot!
    --Carrot, carrot!
    --Carrot! Carrot!
[03:43] ---
    So, who will you give
    your final carrot to?
[03:47] ---
    --Carrot!
    --Carrot, carrot!
    --Carrot! Carrot!
[03:51] ---
    Ah! Carrot!
[03:55] ---
    Carrot!
[04:00] ---
    Work was a blast yesterday.
[04:04] ---
    It was fun, but...
[04:05] ---
    I can’t believe you
    called us in out of the blue.
[04:08] ---
    And took our carrot.
[04:09] ---
    Thanks, lil’ bros!
[04:13] ---
    Man did yesterday tire me out.
[04:15] ---
    Imma play hooky and head home.
[04:18] ---
    Hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky!
[04:20] ---
    His job as a student is to study...
[04:24] ---
    Hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky...
[04:26] ---
    Mammon, if you stay at school
    until at least your final lesson,
[04:29] ---
    I’ll give you back
    the credit card I confiscated.
[04:32] ---
    All right! Time to study!
[04:38] ---
    A carrot on a stick really does work, huh?