E4 - Detective Satan 2

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    Detective Satan 2
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    I need a case!
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    Case, case, case, case...
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    Dang it!
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    What was that?
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    You were asleep for a few days,
    so it's no wonder you don't know.
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    He's been like that for days now.
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    He got hooked on detective
    novels again and bought that get-up.
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    I think he's trying to solve a
    real case dressed like that.
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    Cases that require sharp deductive
    skills doesn't occur that often, you know?
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    I see. So that's why he was annoyed.
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    I would be too, those clothes
    were insanely expensive.
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    What? How much?
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    It's vintage, so we're
    talking about the cost of a house.
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    -Are you serious?!
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    It's no use trying to pretend!
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    I know that an ultra-cute cat is among you!
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    The ultra-cute cat is...
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    You, you, you, and you!
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    I bought this awesome costume,
    but there are no cases to solve.
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    Detective Satan, there's a
    case abound! Come quickly!
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    What?! A case you say?!
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    A murder!
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    Aren't you a little too happy?
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    There's no need to
    worry! I will find the culprit!
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    He's really not going to
    grieve over his dead brother?
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    What's this?
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    As expected of a master detective.
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    You immediately noticed the dying message!
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    This means the person who wrote this...
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    ...was Belphegor!.
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    Well, yeah, that's obvious.
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    Um, more importantly, couldn't
    this be a clue to who the culprit is?
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    Right!
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    I solved the mystery!
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    You did, Mr. Detective?
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    This obviously means that
    BElphie was killEd by Lucifer.
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    BE, E, L.
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    You literally just said it...
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    The culprit is Lucifer!
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    Let's hurry to get him!
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    -Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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    Stop! He has nothing to do with this!
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    How can you be so sure?
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    I mean, I was just thinking.
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    What if it was a locked-room murder?
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    Oh, that's a good point.
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    W-Wait a second...
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    Belphegor just moved...
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    Could he still be alive?
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    I get it now!
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    Oh no...
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    They're...doing this for me!
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    Everyone is just taking pity on me since I
    bought this costume but there are no cases!
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    Is it possible he could have been
    trying to write someone's name?
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    I'm not a great detective
    though, so I wouldn't know.
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    It was so simple I didn't
    even realize what was going on.
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    And Asmo has the guts
    to lie directly to my face.
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    Couldn't he be a little more
    natural about this whole thing?
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    Th-These guys!
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    I can't believe they would think I
    would be happy solving such an easy case.
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    They think I'm a fool!
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    But wait, shouldn't I be the bigger one here
    and accept their clumsy attempt at kindness?
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    Did you figure out who
    the culprit is, detective?
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    Okay...
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    This was obviously a closed-room murder.
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    Which means the culprit is still among us.
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    To put it bluntly, the culprit is...
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    You!
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    -What...?
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    That's...a tree.
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    My pride just won't allow it.
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    I don't want to participate
    in this pathetic farce.
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    But it was no good...
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    Y-You must be mistaken, detective.
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    Please tell us again who the culprit is!
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    With pleasure!
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    The culprit is...
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    You!
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    You!
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    You!
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    It's no use, my body is
    forcing me to go along with it!
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    Hey, Satan! You actually know, don't you?
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    Of course I do!
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    Don't say anything.
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    This whole thing was such an easy setup
    to see through that my pride got in the way.
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    But, I've finally decided to go
    along with everyone's kindness.
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    Don't sweat it.
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    Okay, Beel, your turn.
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    Okay. One more time, who is the culprit?
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    The culprit is...
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    The culprit is...
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    Is...
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    The...culprit...
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    I...s...
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    I'm done...
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    Throw these away.
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    That's a whole house there.
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    -That's some pride!