E5 - Princess Asmodeus Is in Another Castle

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    "Princess Asmodeus Is in Another Castle"
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    Save me!
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    Finally, I have captured Princess Asmo.
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    I, Beelzebub the final boss,
    shall now rule the world.
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    Not if we have anything to say about it.
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    What?!
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    We are...
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    Team Adventurous Spirits!
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    Eat this! Hero Leviathan's
    Legendary Slash!
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    Yay!
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    Stop messin' around!
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    Wh-What...?
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    You're going to pretend that
    taking him out in one hit was okay?!
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    B-But we saved you?
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    You noob! That's not the point!
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    It's about how you save me and
    the expressions of the characters.
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    Expressions?
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    Exactly!
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    The oh-so beautiful-expression of Princess
    Asmo as he trembles at the final boss.
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    The exquisite expression of Princess
    Asmo as he worries for his allies.
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    The bewitching expression of Princess Asmo
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    after he puts himself in danger
    and receives grievous wounds.
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    They're literally all you...
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    Of course, but the Heroes are spurred
    on after seeing my beautiful expressions.
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    There we are, finally.
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    And the graceful expression
    of Princess Asmo
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    as he sheds tears at the heroes' bravery.
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    And back to you.
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    He just used us
    to set up that one, huh?
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    So you're trying to say
    the boss died too fast
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    for Princess Asmo's beauty
    to have a chance to shine?
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    Ex.act.ly!
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    So, from the top!
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    From the top?!
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    Belphie, can you cast revive?
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    On who?! The final boss?!
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    No, no, no, no! Bad idea!
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    Please and thank you.
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    Final boss-kun, if you let my
    beauty shine, I'll spare your life, okay?
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    No, not just your life. I'll let you
    chow down on anything in the world!
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    You've got my full
    support and attention.
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    Okay, positions, everyone.
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    And... action!
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    Somebody! Save me!
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    Finally, the beautiful
    Princess Asmo is mine!
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    I, Beelzebub the final boss,
    shall now rule the world.
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    Not if we have
    anything to say about it.
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    What?!
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    We are... Team Adventurous Spirits!
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    Okay, cut.
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    What? Cut?
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    Team Adventurous Spirits?
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    That's so lame. It sounds like
    a child came up with it.
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    It pulls you out of the story
    and has zero creativity.
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    Who thought of it?!
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    Okay, whatever.
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    From now on, you will be, We Love
    Beauty and Love Love Love Princess Asmo.
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    No, no, no! That's way lamer!
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    Right, Belphie?
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    Honestly, it's about the same.
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    What?! What about you, Satan?
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    Well, what the princess says goes so...
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    I can't believe this...
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    Also, what's with the walking?
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    You're Heroes. You could
    at least appear on horseback.
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    The Warrior and Hero
    were too similar anyway.
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    This is much better!
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    Why do I have to be the horse?
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    Well, what the princess says goes.
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    Okay, let's take it from the top!
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    Save me!
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    I, Beelzebub the final boss, shall take
    all the world's beauty for my own!
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    Not if I have anything to say about it.
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    What?!
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    neigh
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    We are... We Love Beauty and
    Love Love Love Princess Asmo!
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    Okay, cut!
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    What now?
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    Look, over there.
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    It's the starting village. So what?
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    It's not quite what I had in mind.
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    The final boss fight needs to be intense,
    so can you level it for me?
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    What?!
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    Okay, cut!
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    I want a 3,000 meter
    erupting volcano over there.
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    Get to it.
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    Okay, cut!
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    Can you carve my beautiful face
    into the side of that mountain?
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    Okay, cut!
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    The mountain's stealing the scene.
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    I need eyes on me,
    so can we get rid of it?
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    Okay, cut!
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    Can we get a sea of fire around here?
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    Okay, cut!
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    Can you go ask if we can't
    bring the sun down to earth?
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    Who do we ask?!
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    It's not quite what I envisioned.
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    I want my beauty stuck
    in everyone's memories.
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    I've got it!
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    Bring the entire world's
    population here!
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    I don't think everyone will be possible.
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    Yes, it will be!
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    There's no compromising
    when it comes to ultimate beauty!
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    Even if it takes an eternity,
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    we shall take over the world
    and realize our ultimate dreams!
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    Yes! The power, it surges through me!
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    So he's the final boss now, right?
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    Guess we've gotta take him out then.
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    Yep.