E9 - The First Great Sibling Psychological War

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    "The First Great Sibling
    Psychological War"
[00:10] ---
    Beel, thanks for inviting me
    to work out with you.
[00:13] ---
    I was just wanting to tone my bod.
[00:17] ---
    Sometimes I like working out with others,
    so I tried asking everyone...
[00:21] ---
    I was surprised though,
[00:23] ---
    that Belphie came too.
[00:25] ---
    Should I not have?
[00:27] ---
    Ah, wait, no, that's not what I...
[00:30] ---
    You just don't seem like the type.
[00:32] ---
    I get the urge to
    exercise too sometimes.
[00:35] ---
    But, you know...
[00:37] ---
    Why're we in the library?
[00:39] ---
    Because this table is
    perfect for training on.
[00:43] ---
    Gotcha.
[00:44] ---
    Let's up our pace.
[00:57] ---
    Lucifer's special ship in a bottle!
[01:04] ---
    I'm going to do to you
    what you did to my ship!
[01:14] ---
    This glass is dangerous.
    I'll clean it up.
[01:17] ---
    But not telling Lucifer would be bad,
[01:21] ---
    so does someone want
    to go tell him for me?
[01:26] ---
    He's setting us up!
[01:28] ---
    Telling Lucifer is
    a death sentence.
[01:32] ---
    Even if I need to blame someone,
    I'm getting out of this!
[01:36] ---
    Picking it up with your bare hands is
    dangerous. Let me use these to help.
[01:39] ---
    He beat me to it!
[01:42] ---
    There might be some
    glass over here too.
[01:45] ---
    Someone might step on it.
[01:48] ---
    What are their next moves...?
[01:50] ---
    Do I make the first move?
[01:51] ---
    Do I see how this plays out?
[01:54] ---
    Ooow! Ow, ow, ow!
    My muscles hurt so much!
[01:57] ---
    It must be from all that working out!
[02:00] ---
    So that's how it's gonna be?
[02:05] ---
    Your muscles don't normally
    hurt that quickly, Belphie.
[02:08] ---
    I'm so inactive
    my body's no longer normal.
[02:12] ---
    Ow ow ow ow.
[02:14] ---
    No amount of inactivity
    would make that happen...
[02:18] ---
    Whatever, I still
    can't move from here.
[02:25] ---
    Ow ow ow ow ow
    ow ow! My muscles!
[02:40] ---
    Ow! That actually hurt.
[02:42] ---
    It's glass.
[02:44] ---
    The floor's actually covered in glass?
[02:46] ---
    Are you all right?
[02:48] ---
    Hey, what happened
    to your muscle pain?
[02:50] ---
    What happened to yours?
[02:52] ---
    Also, what did you mean
    by "actually hurt"?
[02:55] ---
    That was, uh... Um...
[03:01] ---
    Oh, no!
[03:04] ---
    It's on fire!
[03:06] ---
    I've got this. You guys get out!
[03:09] ---
    And go find Lucifer...
[03:12] ---
    No, leave it to me.
[03:13] ---
    I'm better with, um... fire.
[03:16] ---
    You are?!
[03:17] ---
    You thief! This is my fire!
[03:19] ---
    Your fire?!
[03:21] ---
    I've got this!
[03:24] ---
    Is that right?
[03:26] ---
    Sorry, was just talking to the fire...
[03:30] ---
    Which means,
    since we're BFFs, I've got this.
[03:33] ---
    You're just being weird!
[03:34] ---
    No, I'll deal with this!
[03:36] ---
    No, I'll do it. You two go!
[03:38] ---
    You want me, don't you?
[03:39] ---
    Will someone hurry up and go
    get Lucifer already! I don't want to!
[03:43] ---
    You finally said it!
[03:46] ---
    Okay, since Asmo's
    the oldest, he should...
[03:49] ---
    No, no, no, no!
    Since you two are the youngest!
[03:55] ---
    Hey, the fire's kind of
    getting out of hand.
[03:59] ---
    It's still not as bad as
    an angry Lucifer though.
[04:02] ---
    You're right.
[04:03] ---
    Can't argue with that.
[04:05] ---
    Okay, Beel, you go!
[04:06] ---
    No! Asmo!
[04:07] ---
    No! Belphie!
[04:08] ---
    --No! Asmo!
    --I don't wanna go!
[04:10] ---
    --I definitely don't wanna go!
    --Asmo, go!
    --One of you go!
[04:13] ---
    Someone's here!
[04:15] ---
    Okay, let's make whoever it is go!
[04:18] ---
    Good idea!
[04:21] ---
    You there!
[04:22] ---
    The ship in a bottle broke...
[04:24] ---
    Go tell Lucifer!
[04:26] ---
    Understood... I should tell Lucifer, yes?
[04:30] ---
    Lucifer!
[04:32] ---
    Ah... sorry.
[04:34] ---
    Actually...
[04:35] ---
    Your ship in a bottle...
[04:37] ---
    More importantly...
[04:39] ---
    Why's the house on fire?!
[04:42] ---
    We're sorry!