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E5 - Asmodeus's Paradise

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    Asmodeus's Paradise
[00:03] ---
    And that's it.
[00:05] ---
    Hope you have fun testing out my game.
[00:09] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Isn't this a bit sudden?!
[00:13] ---
    I want to hear your opinion since
    we have a pact and everything!
[00:16] ---
    But I just got here...
[00:19] ---
    Okay, let's start the game!
[00:22] ---
    To put it simply, this game is a slice of life
    mystery, thriller about a transfer student!
[00:27] ---
    That's a lot of tropes...
[00:29] ---
    It's a murder mystery set in the Devildom
    about a detective going after the killer.
[00:34] ---
    Then, all of a sudden they
    both get hit by bolt of lightning.
[00:38] ---
    When the detective comes to, he finds
    himself in a human world high school.
[00:42] ---
    Looking in the window, the detective
    sees himself in school uniform.
[00:45] ---
    And the killer too is
    somewhere in the school...
[00:50] ---
    So the game is about you catching a killer
    who has also been reincarnated as a student?
[00:55] ---
    That's correct!
[00:56] ---
    Sounds kind of interesting.
[00:58] ---
    By the way, this game runs in real-time, so you
    better catch the killer before the body count goes up.
[01:05] ---
    Wow, that's really unique.
[01:07] ---
    Let me know what you think
    when you're done playing.
[01:11] ---
    Sure!
[01:12] ---
    Okay, let's give this a try.
[01:15] ---
    I've got to find the killer dressed
    as a student before anyone dies...
[01:21] ---
    But what should I do first?
[01:25] ---
    Ouch!
[01:27] ---
    Did I bump into someone?
[01:30] ---
    Hey! Where the heck do
    you think you're walking?!
[01:33] ---
    Whoa, it's Asmo!
[01:35] ---
    Putting himself in the game like
    that, he really does love himself...
[01:39] ---
    I've never seen you around before.
[01:41] ---
    [A: Do you know anything about the serial killer
    student?] [B: Are you the serial killer?] I get to choose?
[01:43] ---
    So, we're supposed to gather information
    about the serial killer from the students.
[01:49] ---
    Then, I'll pick A.
[01:51] ---
    Do you know anything
    about the serial killer student?
[01:54] ---
    What a thing to casual ask.
[01:56] ---
    Now that you mention it, I've heard
    rumors about a student in Class B...
[02:02] ---
    Well, that was easier than I thought.
[02:04] ---
    All right, I suppose I'll head to Class B.
[02:07] ---
    That was fast.
[02:09] ---
    I've got to find the serial
    killer before anyone gets killed.
[02:12] ---
    Ouch!
[02:13] ---
    You again?!
[02:15] ---
    Asmo, again?!
[02:17] ---
    Just how many times do
    you plan on bumping into me?!
[02:20] ---
    How the heck do I keep bumping into him?
[02:24] ---
    A scream!
[02:25] ---
    Was someone murdered?
[02:27] ---
    [A: Stay in place and calm down.]
    [B: Head in the direction of the scream.]
    Definitely B.
[02:31] ---
    Ouch!
[02:32] ---
    Again?!
[02:33] ---
    You again!?
[02:35] ---
    How many times are we doing this?
[02:36] ---
    Are you doing this on purpose?
[02:39] ---
    What? No?
[02:41] ---
    [A: Sorry, I just can't get you off my mind.] [B: Can we
    make this a reoccurring thing?] What are these choices?
[02:44] ---
    Another scream...
[02:46] ---
    The bodies are piling up
    while we're fooling around here.
[02:49] ---
    Ugh, whatever. I'll just pick A.
[02:51] ---
    Huh?! What are you saying?!
[02:54] ---
    Are you making fun of me?
[02:56] ---
    Ugh, fine.
[02:58] ---
    I suppose we could go on a date now!
[03:00] ---
    Huh? What is this?
[03:02] ---
    We're outside.
[03:04] ---
    So? Where do you want to go?
[03:06] ---
    [A: An amusement park] [B: Karaoke] We're
    getting further away from the killer...
[03:11] ---
    Here you are!
[03:13] ---
    We're supposed to have a
    free throw contest today!
[03:16] ---
    This person is Asmo too!
[03:18] ---
    -Um...
    -Who is it now?
[03:20] ---
    I've come to return the book I borrowed...
[03:22] ---
    What is this?
[03:24] ---
    The detective just got here.
[03:26] ---
    Why do Asmos keep coming up to him?
[03:30] ---
    Um... Thanks?
[03:32] ---
    What's this gauge?
[03:33] ---
    Isn't that a dating sim thing?
[03:38] ---
    Look, another scream.
    That's one more victim.
[03:41] ---
    Whoa, whoa!
[03:46] ---
    You made me spill my stir fried pork!
[03:49] ---
    What a klutz...
[03:50] ---
    What? Why'd the gauge go up?
[03:53] ---
    It's the serial killer!
[03:55] ---
    Oh, wow, everyone just
    knows there's a serial killer?
[03:58] ---
    I don't have time for this!
[04:00] ---
    Good day. I would be most pleased if
    you would come play with me at my manor.
[04:05] ---
    I finally found you!
[04:06] ---
    I'm the one who's going to
    send you to Heaven's Hole!
[04:09] ---
    I can feel the darkness surge!
[04:11] ---
    What do you think you're doing
    blocking the all-mighty school gate?
[04:15] ---
    As the head of the student
    council, I cannot allow this.
[04:17] ---
    Who are all these Asmos and why
    does the intimacy gauge keep rising?
[04:21] ---
    The serial killer is having
    their way with the school!
[04:25] ---
    Ah...another victim!
[04:28] ---
    Would you like to read this book with me?
[04:31] ---
    1v1 me!
[04:33] ---
    Would you please teach
    me how commoners live?
[04:35] ---
    I'll be waiting for you at Lost Eden!
[04:37] ---
    Save your excuses for
    the student council room.
[04:40] ---
    It's not like I like you or anything!
[04:42] ---
    Oh no... Now I spilt
    spaghetti all over you...
[04:47] ---
    What? Am I supposed to choose one of them?
[04:51] ---
    You will choose me, won't you?
[04:53] ---
    Even the dialogue box is Asmo?!
[04:57] ---
    Did Asmo just make this game to
    show himself in different costumes?
[05:02] ---
    Um... Which one should I choose?
[05:07] ---
    I am sorry...
[05:08] ---
    What?
[05:10] ---
    I...
[05:12] ---
    I choose myself!
[05:15] ---
    Yup, this is going in the trash.