# E5 - Asmodeus's Paradise
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQJMMJ/asmodeuss-paradise)
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Asmodeus's Paradise
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And that's it.
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Hope you have fun testing out my game.
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What are you talking about?
Isn't this a bit sudden?!
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I want to hear your opinion since
we have a pact and everything!
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But I just got here...
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Okay, let's start the game!
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To put it simply, this game is a slice of life
mystery, thriller about a transfer student!
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That's a lot of tropes...
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It's a murder mystery set in the Devildom
about a detective going after the killer.
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Then, all of a sudden they
both get hit by bolt of lightning.
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When the detective comes to, he finds
himself in a human world high school.
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Looking in the window, the detective
sees himself in school uniform.
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And the killer too is
somewhere in the school...
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So the game is about you catching a killer
who has also been reincarnated as a student?
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That's correct!
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Sounds kind of interesting.
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By the way, this game runs in real-time, so you
better catch the killer before the body count goes up.
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Wow, that's really unique.
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Let me know what you think
when you're done playing.
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Sure!
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Okay, let's give this a try.
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I've got to find the killer dressed
as a student before anyone dies...
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But what should I do first?
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Ouch!
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Did I bump into someone?
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Hey! Where the heck do
you think you're walking?!
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Whoa, it's Asmo!
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Putting himself in the game like
that, he really does love himself...
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I've never seen you around before.
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[A: Do you know anything about the serial killer
student?] [B: Are you the serial killer?] I get to choose?
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So, we're supposed to gather information
about the serial killer from the students.
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Then, I'll pick A.
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Do you know anything
about the serial killer student?
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What a thing to casual ask.
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Now that you mention it, I've heard
rumors about a student in Class B...
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Well, that was easier than I thought.
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All right, I suppose I'll head to Class B.
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That was fast.
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I've got to find the serial
killer before anyone gets killed.
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Ouch!
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You again?!
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Asmo, again?!
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Just how many times do
you plan on bumping into me?!
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How the heck do I keep bumping into him?
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A scream!
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Was someone murdered?
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[A: Stay in place and calm down.]
[B: Head in the direction of the scream.]
Definitely B.
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Ouch!
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Again?!
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You again!?
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How many times are we doing this?
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Are you doing this on purpose?
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What? No?
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[A: Sorry, I just can't get you off my mind.] [B: Can we
make this a reoccurring thing?] What are these choices?
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Another scream...
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The bodies are piling up
while we're fooling around here.
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Ugh, whatever. I'll just pick A.
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Huh?! What are you saying?!
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Are you making fun of me?
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Ugh, fine.
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I suppose we could go on a date now!
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Huh? What is this?
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We're outside.
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So? Where do you want to go?
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[A: An amusement park] [B: Karaoke] We're
getting further away from the killer...
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Here you are!
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We're supposed to have a
free throw contest today!
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This person is Asmo too!
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-Um...
-Who is it now?
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I've come to return the book I borrowed...
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What is this?
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The detective just got here.
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Why do Asmos keep coming up to him?
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Um... Thanks?
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What's this gauge?
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Isn't that a dating sim thing?
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Look, another scream.
That's one more victim.
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Whoa, whoa!
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You made me spill my stir fried pork!
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What a klutz...
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What? Why'd the gauge go up?
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It's the serial killer!
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Oh, wow, everyone just
knows there's a serial killer?
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I don't have time for this!
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Good day. I would be most pleased if
you would come play with me at my manor.
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I finally found you!
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I'm the one who's going to
send you to Heaven's Hole!
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I can feel the darkness surge!
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What do you think you're doing
blocking the all-mighty school gate?
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As the head of the student
council, I cannot allow this.
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Who are all these Asmos and why
does the intimacy gauge keep rising?
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The serial killer is having
their way with the school!
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Ah...another victim!
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Would you like to read this book with me?
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1v1 me!
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Would you please teach
me how commoners live?
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I'll be waiting for you at Lost Eden!
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Save your excuses for
the student council room.
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It's not like I like you or anything!
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Oh no... Now I spilt
spaghetti all over you...
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What? Am I supposed to choose one of them?
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You will choose me, won't you?
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Even the dialogue box is Asmo?!
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Did Asmo just make this game to
show himself in different costumes?
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Um... Which one should I choose?
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I am sorry...
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What?
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I...
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I choose myself!
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Yup, this is going in the trash.