E1 - Time to up Our Average

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    Curses are worth quite
    a few points on the next test.
[00:06] ---
    "Lucifer, the eldest"
[00:07] ---
    So today, we'll be memorizing spells.
[00:08] ---
    So today, we'll be memorizing spells.
[00:10] ---
    "Beelzebub, the sixth born"
[00:10] ---
    Is this because our average was
    so low on the last test?
[00:14] ---
    That doesn't mean we need
    a family study group though.
[00:14] ---
    "Belphegor, the last born"
[00:17] ---
    I'm so tired.
[00:19] ---
    "Leviathan, the third born"
[00:19] ---
    Btw, wasn't the one who
    made our average was so low
[00:22] ---
    "Mammon, the second born"
[00:22] ---
    Mammon?!
[00:24] ---
    "24 points"
[00:27] ---
    This time'll be different!
[00:29] ---
    All I gotta do to memorize
    is write ‘em a bunch of times!
[00:35] ---
    And you immediately
    start playing on your D.D.D.
[00:37] ---
    Oh man, look at that.
[00:39] ---
    Wow, you didn't even realize?
[00:40] ---
    What can I say, my hand just
    strays to it when I'm studyin'.
[00:43] ---
    But I ain't lettin'
    it happen this time!
[00:47] ---
    What a lost case.
[00:50] ---
    Now you're playing on it too, Satan?!
[00:50] ---
    "Satan, fourth born"
[00:51] ---
    Don't make assumptions.
[00:54] ---
    It's easier to memorize things
    when you know more about them.
[00:58] ---
    So I'm researching the origins
    of the spells I want to memorize.
[01:00] ---
    Oh. Well, I guess that's better than
    trying to memorize them willy-ni...
[01:05] ---
    What was that? I'm sure research
    papers don't make shutter sounds.
[01:07] ---
    Stop pestering me.
    I'm doing serious research here.
[01:09] ---
    Yes, I can see that from this
    work of art you have created.
[01:16] ---
    If our average on the next test
    is lower than before,
[01:20] ---
    I'll turn you all into
    test sheet name boxes.
[01:24] ---
    What?!
[01:25] ---
    "Asmodeus, the fifth born"
[01:26] ---
    Please don't.
[01:28] ---
    I know I'd be the most
    beautiful name box of them all.
[01:32] ---
    All the senpai name boxes
    would be jealous of my beauty
[01:35] ---
    and I just know they'd tease me!
[01:37] ---
    What in the Devildom
    is a senpai name box?!
[01:40] ---
    Right now, what we have to figure out
    is how to get Mammon to study.
[01:43] ---
    Right! That will be the key
    to raising our average.
[01:46] ---
    Really, you guys don't
    have to worry about me.
[01:48] ---
    I'm feelin' pretty good
    about this next test.
[01:55] ---
    Aaaand you're playing
    on your D.D.D. again!
[01:58] ---
    That looks fun! Let me try!
[02:00] ---
    Go for it.
[02:02] ---
    Has it already started?
[02:04] ---
    It has.
[02:05] ---
    Turn your face to the right,
    like the emoji.
[02:10] ---
    Perfect. Now look surprised.
[02:14] ---
    What a funny face.
[02:16] ---
    You're too slow.
[02:19] ---
    W-Wait!
[02:20] ---
    There are too many!
[02:23] ---
    What do I do? What do I do?
[02:25] ---
    That was hard...
[02:26] ---
    But so fun!
[02:28] ---
    I wanna try too.
[02:33] ---
    Whoa, where did all these come from?
[02:40] ---
    What is that expression?
[02:42] ---
    You face isn't very... expressive.
[02:44] ---
    That was wrong.
[02:45] ---
    You can tell he's
    really trying though.
[02:49] ---
    Step aside. This normie game
    is no match for me!
[02:52] ---
    Huh? Is this a two player game?
[02:57] ---
    --Whose face is this picking up?
    --This is harder than I thought.
[03:00] ---
    Let me try.
[03:01] ---
    Satan, you too?
[03:04] ---
    This is hard.
[03:07] ---
    Me, too!
[03:07] ---
    This is pretty cramped...
[03:09] ---
    What is that emoji?
[03:14] ---
    Nah, nah, it's like this!
[03:15] ---
    Like this!
[03:17] ---
    That's so off!
[03:19] ---
    All right already!
[03:22] ---
    Oh, nice.
[03:24] ---
    Huh?
[03:25] ---
    You got the high score!
[03:28] ---
    I'm confiscating this.
[03:29] ---
    --What?!
    --What're you doin'?!
[03:31] ---
    --Deeemon!
    --Demon of a demon!
    --Sadist!
[03:34] ---
    Today's study group is adjourned.
[03:37] ---
    Let's reconvene first thing
    tomorrow morning.
[03:39] ---
    What the hell?
[03:46] ---
    Those six, what am I
    going to do with them...?
[03:49] ---
    What's so funny about this anyway?
[03:51] ---
    Ridiculous app...
[03:57] ---
    Absolutely...
[03:58] ---
    Ridiculous...
[03:59] ---
    Absurd... How totally...
[04:01] ---
    Absurd. Ridiculous.
[04:03] ---
    Ridiculous.
[04:04] ---
    Ridiculous, ridiculous.
[04:06] ---
    --Ridiculous, ridiculous.
    --Ah! I forgot my notebook.
[04:08] ---
    Ri...
[04:18] ---
    "Lucifer: Diavolo's holding a party.
    Everyone, come immediately."
[04:20] ---
    "Asmodeus: A Party?
    I'm coming, I'm coming!"
[04:22] ---
    "Mammon: I'll pass."
[04:23] ---
    "Lucifer: That was an order."
[04:24] ---
    "Mammon: What the hell?"
[04:25] ---
    "Asmodeus: It's not like
    you've got plans tho?"
[04:26] ---
    "Mammon: The casino's calling me."
[04:27] ---
    "Leviathan: In short,
    you don't have plans."
[04:29] ---
    "There's a repeat of Ruri-chan's
    best episode on so I'll pass."
[04:30] ---
    "Mammon: That was an order!"
[04:31] ---
    "Leviathan: Why?!"
[04:33] ---
    "Lucifer: I said everyone, didn't I?"
[04:34] ---
    "Satan: What do you expect
    from the Avatar of Pride?"
[04:35] ---
    "He doesn't care about
    other people's plans."
[04:36] ---
    "Leviathan: You tell him, Satan."
[04:37] ---
    "Asmodeus: Satan, you have plans?"
[04:38] ---
    "Satan: No."
[04:39] ---
    "Leviathan: After all that, you don't?!"
[04:41] ---
    "Asmodeus: Twins, you're coming, right?"
[04:42] ---
    "Belphegor: I can't
    be bothered. Beel, hbu?"
[04:43] ---
    "Beelzebub: I'll go if there's food."
[04:44] ---
    "Mammon: It's seriously
    that simple for ya?"
[04:45] ---
    "Belphegor: Okay, I'm coming too then."
[04:46] ---
    "Lucifer: Everyone finished?
    It's starting."