# E5 - Princess Asmodeus Is in Another Castle

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNE1P4/princess-asmodeus-is-in-another-castle)<br>
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**[00:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Princess Asmodeus Is in Another Castle"<br>**[00:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Save me!<br>**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finally, I have captured Princess Asmo.<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I, Beelzebub the final boss,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shall now rule the world.<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not if we have anything to say about it.<br>**[00:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are...<br>**[00:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Team Adventurous Spirits!<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eat this! Hero Leviathan's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Legendary Slash!<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay!<br>**[00:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop messin' around!<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What...?<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're going to pretend that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;taking him out in one hit was okay?!<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B-But we saved you?<br>**[00:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You noob! That's not the point!<br>**[00:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's about how you save me and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the expressions of the characters.<br>**[00:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Expressions?<br>**[00:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Exactly!<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The oh-so beautiful-expression of Princess<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asmo as he trembles at the final boss.<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The exquisite expression of Princess<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asmo as he worries for his allies.<br>**[00:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The bewitching expression of Princess Asmo<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after he puts himself in danger<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and receives grievous wounds.<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're literally all you...<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, but the Heroes are spurred<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on after seeing my beautiful expressions.<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There we are, finally.<br>**[01:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the graceful expression<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Princess Asmo<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as he sheds tears at the heroes' bravery.<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And back to you.<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He just used us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to set up that one, huh?<br>**[01:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you're trying to say<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the boss died too fast<br>**[01:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for Princess Asmo's beauty<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to have a chance to shine?<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ex.act.ly!<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, from the top!<br>**[01:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From the top?!<br>**[01:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Belphie, can you cast revive?<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On who?! The final boss?!<br>**[01:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, no, no! Bad idea!<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please and thank you.<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Final boss-*kun*, if you let my<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;beauty shine, I'll spare your life, okay?<br>**[01:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, not just your life. I'll let you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;chow down on anything in the world!<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got my full<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;support and attention.<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, positions, everyone.<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And... action!<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Somebody! Save me!<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finally, the beautiful<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Princess Asmo is mine!<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I, Beelzebub the final boss,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shall now rule the world.<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not if we have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anything to say about it.<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[02:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are... Team Adventurous Spirits!<br>**[02:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, cut.<br>**[02:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Cut?<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Team Adventurous Spirits?<br>**[02:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's so lame. It sounds like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a child came up with it.<br>**[02:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It pulls you out of the story<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and has zero creativity.<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who thought of it?!<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, whatever.<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From now on, you will be, We Love<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beauty and Love Love Love Princess Asmo.<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, no! That's way lamer!<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, Belphie?<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly, it's about the same.<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! What about you, Satan?<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, what the princess says goes so...<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't believe this...<br>**[02:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, what's with the walking?<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're Heroes. You could<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at least appear on horseback.<br>**[02:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Warrior and Hero<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were too similar anyway.<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is much better!<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do I have to be the horse?<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, what the princess says goes.<br>**[03:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, let's take it from the top!<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Save me!<br>**[03:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I, Beelzebub the final boss, shall take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all the world's beauty for my own!<br>**[03:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not if I have anything to say about it.<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*neigh*<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are... We Love Beauty and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Love Love Love Princess Asmo!<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, cut!<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What now?<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, over there.<br>**[03:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the starting village. So what?<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not quite what I had in mind.<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The final boss fight needs to be intense,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so can you level it for me?<br>**[03:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[03:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, cut!<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want a 3,000 meter<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;erupting volcano over there.<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get to it.<br>**[03:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, cut!<br>**[03:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you carve my beautiful face<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into the side of that mountain?<br>**[03:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, cut!<br>**[03:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The mountain's stealing the scene.<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need eyes on me,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so can we get rid of it?<br>**[03:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, cut!<br>**[03:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can we get a sea of fire around here?<br>**[03:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, cut!<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you go ask if we can't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bring the sun down to earth?<br>**[03:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who do we ask?!<br>**[04:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not quite what I envisioned.<br>**[04:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want my beauty stuck<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in everyone's memories.<br>**[04:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got it!<br>**[04:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring the entire world's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;population here!<br>**[04:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think everyone will be possible.<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, it will be!<br>**[04:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no compromising<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when it comes to ultimate beauty!<br>**[04:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if it takes an eternity,<br>**[04:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we shall take over the world<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and realize our ultimate dreams!<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! The power, it surges through me!<br>**[04:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So he's the final boss now, right?<br>**[04:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guess we've gotta take him out then.<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yep.<br>