# E3 - Carrots, Please! Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXQ427/carrots-please)
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**[00:07] ---**
    Welcome!
**[00:08] ---**
    Oh, it's you.
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    We’ve been waiting.
**[00:12] ---**
    Do you know how this place works?
**[00:14] ---**
    If you find a bunny that is to
    your liking, simply give him a carrot.
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    Oh, it’s you, huh?
**[00:20] ---**
    Haven’t seen ya in a while.
**[00:21] ---**
    What’ll it be?
**[00:23] ---**
    Huh?
**[00:23] ---**
    Wh-What? I ain’t mad or nothin’!
**[00:26] ---**
    Mammon’s upset because
    you hardly ever come by.
**[00:30] ---**
    H-Hey! Knock it off!
    Like I’d ever be upset!
**[00:34] ---**
    Hmph, you think a carrot’ll
    make it better?
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    I didn't even want it.
**[00:39] ---**
    Asmo told me rabbits get lonely easily and
    if you leave them too long, they’ll die.
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    I know that feeling all too well.
**[00:47] ---**
    By the way, wanna try
    a new drink I came up with?
**[00:51] ---**
    It’s called “Devil Carrot Curry.”
**[00:53] ---**
    You know, because curry
    and drinks go hand-in-hand.
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    Take a gulp. It goes down like a charm.
**[00:58] ---**
    Ahh! You’re finally here!
**[01:01] ---**
    I’ve been so lonely without you!
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    I bet you were missing
    my pretty face too, huh?
**[01:07] ---**
    Quick, let’s get a photo!
**[01:10] ---**
    Hm? What are you waiting for?
    Take my picture.
**[01:14] ---**
    Hmm, just as beautiful as ever.
**[01:18] ---**
    Okay, you can have it!
**[01:20] ---**
    Wow! A carrot? Thank you!
**[01:22] ---**
    Hey! You over there.
**[01:26] ---**
    Lucifer was in charge of spinning
    the wheel, but he’s gone off somewhere.
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    Can you do it instead?
**[01:32] ---**
    Can we just finish already?
**[01:34] ---**
    Agreed.
**[01:36] ---**
    Silent, you! I’m just about to win!
**[01:40] ---**
    It’s my turn next, right?
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    Go on, spin the wheel!
**[01:46] ---**
    Right hand red...
**[01:50] ---**
    My turn next, huh?
**[01:52] ---**
    Right foot yellow...
**[01:57] ---**
    Me next.
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    Left hand blue?
**[02:05] ---**
    Right foot green?!
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    Yeah, no way that’s happening.
**[02:08] ---**
    Whoa! You did it?
    You actually pulled it off?
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    Tha... nk... s...
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    Left hand red?!
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    GG, Belphie! Game over!
**[02:20] ---**
    You did it?!
**[02:21] ---**
    How're you holding
    yourself up with one finger?!
**[02:25] ---**
    Tha... nk... s...!
**[02:27] ---**
    Right foot red?!
**[02:29] ---**
    If you go there,
    Levi will be in trouble too.
**[02:32] ---**
    That’s it, I’ve got this in the bag.
**[02:35] ---**
    What mysterious physics principle
    is keeping us up?!
**[02:38] ---**
    Th... anks...!
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    My apologies for my brothers.
**[02:46] ---**
    Thank you.
**[02:48] ---**
    But you really shouldn't have.
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    By the way, how many carrots
    do you have left?
**[02:53] ---**
    Only one, huh?
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    While we're here, you wouldn't mind
    if I took it off your hands, would you?
**[03:00] ---**
    Lucifer!
**[03:02] ---**
    What is it, Mammon?
**[03:03] ---**
    Umm... It’s just...
    Is this ear a little bent?
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    It doesn’t look like it to me.
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    Ah, that’s good.
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    But... it's really not bent?
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    Let me guess,
    you want the carrot too?
**[03:17] ---**
    Wh-What?!
**[03:18] ---**
    I don't need no stinkin' carrot!
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    Mind if I have it then?
**[03:22] ---**
    Wh-What?!
**[03:23] ---**
    Do what ya want.
**[03:25] ---**
    I want it too!
**[03:26] ---**
    G-Go for it.
**[03:27] ---**
    I don't even want it.
**[03:31] ---**
    I want it too!
**[03:33] ---**
    Y’all are way too into carrots.
**[03:35] ---**
    It's mine!
**[03:36] ---**
    What's so good about them anyway?
**[03:37] ---**
    I want it!
**[03:38] ---**
    See ya, carrot. I'm outta here.
**[03:40] ---**
    --Carrot!
    --Carrot, carrot!
    --Carrot! Carrot!
**[03:43] ---**
    So, who will you give
    your final carrot to?
**[03:47] ---**
    --Carrot!
    --Carrot, carrot!
    --Carrot! Carrot!
**[03:51] ---**
    Ah! Carrot!
**[03:55] ---**
    Carrot!
**[04:00] ---**
    Work was a blast yesterday.
**[04:04] ---**
    It was fun, but...
**[04:05] ---**
    I can’t believe you
    called us in out of the blue.
**[04:08] ---**
    And took our carrot.
**[04:09] ---**
    Thanks, lil’ bros!
**[04:13] ---**
    Man did yesterday tire me out.
**[04:15] ---**
    Imma play hooky and head home.
**[04:18] ---**
    Hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky!
**[04:20] ---**
    His job as a student is to study...
**[04:24] ---**
    Hooky, hooky, hooky, hooky...
**[04:26] ---**
    Mammon, if you stay at school
    until at least your final lesson,
**[04:29] ---**
    I’ll give you back
    the credit card I confiscated.
**[04:32] ---**
    All right! Time to study!
**[04:38] ---**
    A carrot on a stick really does work, huh?