# E8 - A Dog by Any Other Name

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZKDQ7/a-dog-by-any-other-name)<br>
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**[00:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"A Dog by Any Other Name"<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't be serious!<br>**[00:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I swapped with that dog!<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That dog jumped on me while I was holdin'<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that forbidden book of body swapping.<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did it even come from?<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was so close to switching with Belphie<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while he's out cold<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and makin' a new credit card.<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dammit.<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what, I've gotta wait until<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the stupid spell wears off or somethin'?<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I don't turn back before<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lucifer finds out, I'll be done for.<br>**[00:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I, no, the dog, no I...<br>**[00:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whatever, he's gone!<br>**[00:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Found him!<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's he doin'?!<br>**[00:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're all gonna make fun of me now!<br>**[01:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dead silence?!<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They don't care one bit about me!<br>**[01:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Has anyone seen Beel?<br>**[01:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He said something about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;going to a buffet.<br>**[01:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Another Devildom restaurant<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bites the dust, huh?<br>**[01:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's too bad.<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought he was here<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so made extra sweet potatoes.<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should I do?<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Does someone want them?<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Diet.<br>**[01:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Already ate.<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mammon, do you want one?<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You ate them all?!<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the first time ever<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you've actually been of use.<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! It is not!<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, why's he not noticing?!<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see how it is.<br>**[01:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He finally noticed!<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't waste it.<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! Lucifer just...<br>**[01:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This dog is somethin' else.<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, okay.<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Begging for money as always huh?<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As always? Is that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what I look like when I beg?<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, is no one going to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get the paper today?<br>**[02:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right! Of course<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Satan would notice!<br>**[02:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bringing me the paper,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clever you, Mammon.<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?!<br>**[02:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How dumb do these guys think I am?!<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When am I gonna turn back?<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, why's nobody noticing?<br>**[02:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look at them, all gathered<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;around that mutt.<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I hate this.<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mammon, fetch!<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice catch, Mammon.<br>**[02:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Open your eyes!<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It obviously ain't me!<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right hand.<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Left hand.<br>**[02:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lie down.<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good boy, Mammon.<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's a treat.<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's literally treating me like a pet...<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Mammon, where are you going?<br>**[03:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where could our Mammon-*chan*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have run off to?<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asmo caring about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone besides himself?<br>**[03:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I made these. Let's put them up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;around town tomorrow.<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is 100% a lost dog poster!<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I must say, now that he's gone,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it does feel quite lonely.<br>**[03:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While he was a scumbag, he may have been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the glue that held us together.<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--You're right...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Mammooooon!<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't cry. He'll come back, I know it.<br>**[03:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;E-Everyone!<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm home!<br>**[03:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mammon?!<br>**[03:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn you guys,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you missed me that much?<br>**[04:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who are you?<br>**[04:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's me?<br>**[04:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The real deal.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Great Mammon in the flesh!<br>**[04:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The G.R.E.A.T M.A.M.M.O.N.<br>**[04:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were lookin' for me, right?<br>**[04:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! You're not the Mammon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we were looking for!<br>**[04:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our cute little Mammon...<br>**[04:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give him back!<br>**[04:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's goin' oooooon?!<br>