E1 - Party - Banquet of the Gods

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    Mikoto-sama, behind you!
[00:32] ---
    Firebolt!
[00:38] ---
    I thought we'd have more trouble,
    but it all worked out.
[00:41] ---
    Yeah. Thanks, Mikoto-san.
[00:44] ---
    There's no need for that.
    I'm the one who asked you to come.
[00:47] ---
    I can't get in your way.
[00:49] ---
    No, it's a huge help.
[00:51] ---
    Yeah. Just having one more person
    makes the Middle Floors a lot easier.
[00:57] ---
    Yeah. I didn't know how we were
    gonna survive the first time
[01:00] ---
    we came with just the three of us.
[01:03] ---
    I'm sorry. It was our own actions
    that put you in such danger.
[01:09] ---
    It's fine, Mikoto-san.
[01:11] ---
    It's over, right?
[01:12] ---
    But I can't just forget about it.
[01:14] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[01:16] ---
    The Middle Floors, huh?
[01:18] ---
    We still need to be careful,
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    but being here feels a lot less
    reckless than it did before.
[01:26] ---
    I'm going to keep going.
[01:30] ---
    And get as close as I can...
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    to the one I admire!
[01:40] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Party
    Banquet of the Gods
[01:45] ---
    Cheers!
[01:51] ---
    Congratulations on ranking up, Welf.
[01:53] ---
    Thanks!
[01:54] ---
    Level 2...
[01:56] ---
    As a master blacksmith
    from the Hephaistios family,
[01:59] ---
    the value of what you
    make will go up, too.
[02:02] ---
    Well, now I definitely can't make anything
    bad enough to embarrass my goddess.
[02:08] ---
    But this means our party
    is breaking up, right?
[02:13] ---
    You were only going into the Dungeon
    to rank up and get the Forge ability.
[02:19] ---
    There's no reason for
    you to stay with us.
[02:24] ---
    Stop looking like a pet
    rabbit somebody abandoned.
[02:27] ---
    I'm not going to just ditch you
    now that I got what I want.
[02:31] ---
    Don't worry.
[02:33] ---
    We'll stay together.
[02:37] ---
    It would've been nice if Mikoto came, too.
[02:40] ---
    We're not exactly strangers anymore.
[02:42] ---
    Well, she said she had something to do.
[02:45] ---
    She probably wanted to give us some privacy,
     since she's in a different Familia.
[02:49] ---
    So are all of us.
[02:53] ---
    That's right.
[02:58] ---
    Bell-sama, is it time
    for you to rank up again?
[03:01] ---
    Not yet.
[03:02] ---
    My ability scores have gone up a lot since
    I got back from the Eighteenth Floor, though.
[03:06] ---
    Give me a break! I finally
    caught up to you.
[03:09] ---
    I can't have you just
    sailing on to Level 3 like that.
[03:11] ---
    I think it's just a matter of time.
[03:14] ---
    Quiet.
[03:16] ---
    Level 3? Hah!
[03:19] ---
    I don't know if they call you
    the Record Holder or whatever,
[03:22] ---
    but you shouldn't try to
    con people all the time.
[03:26] ---
    A rabbit who's fast at
    running and nothing else
[03:29] ---
    ran from all the monsters until he ranked up!
[03:32] ---
    And now he says he's close to Level 3?
[03:35] ---
    If I were him, I'd be too
    embarrassed to leave my home.
[03:39] ---
    Sheesh...
[03:41] ---
    Just ignore him, Bell-sama.
[03:43] ---
    Oh, right.
[03:45] ---
    Look! Your comrades are just a bunch of
    random people from different familias.
[03:49] ---
    A failure of a blacksmith and
    a tiny shrimp for a supporter.
[03:53] ---
    I guess that's perfect for
    a cheating rookie, though!
[03:59] ---
    I guess you can't help it, though.
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    The cowardly rabbit's familia
    is the weakest of them all.
[04:05] ---
    The lowest of the low.
[04:06] ---
    It's led by a failure of
    a goddess with no dignity
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    and no authority, just her enormous boobs.
[04:15] ---
    Take that back!
[04:17] ---
    B-Bell-sama!
[04:21] ---
    You're mad because I'm right, huh?
[04:23] ---
    Tell the truth!
[04:25] ---
    You're embarrassed to be the child
    of that tiny goddess, aren't you?
[04:34] ---
    My hand slipped!
[04:35] ---
    You bastard!
[04:35] ---
    Damn it!
[04:39] ---
    This is the problem with adventurers.
[04:52] ---
    Who else wants some?
[04:54] ---
    I do.
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    Welf!
[05:11] ---
    Bell-sama!
[05:13] ---
    Is that all you've got, Little Rookie?
[05:16] ---
    But I've only given you a few love taps.
[05:18] ---
    He's with the Apollo Familia!
[05:22] ---
    That's Phoebus Apollo... Hyakinthos!
[05:26] ---
    Isn't he Level 3?
[05:27] ---
    Hurting my companions
    carries a high price.
[05:31] ---
    And you're going to pay it.
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    All of you wimps need
    to shut the hell up.
[05:47] ---
    You're making my drink
    taste bad, so get lost.
[05:53] ---
    You've ruined my mood. Let's go.
[06:04] ---
    Don't be so damned cocky!
[06:09] ---
    Bell-sama! Are you okay?
[06:13] ---
    What the hell was that about?
[06:17] ---
    Well done, Bell!
[06:20] ---
    It's not often I see you
    come home after a fight!
[06:24] ---
    I'm kind of happy you're so spirited,
    but also kind of sad.
[06:28] ---
    Bell-sama's personality has
    become much cruder lately!
[06:31] ---
    You must be a bad influence on him!
[06:34] ---
    That's no fair, Li'l Lili.
[06:36] ---
    Can't you rub this in
    a little more gently?
[06:38] ---
    No!
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    But I don't think you should be fighting.
[06:43] ---
    Look at how beat up you got.
[06:47] ---
    But they were saying
    mean things about you.
[06:52] ---
    When I heard that, I just...
[06:54] ---
    I'm very happy you got mad for my sake.
[06:58] ---
    But it would make me sadder if
    you got hurt because of that.
[07:04] ---
    Goddess...
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    Next time, just laugh it off.
[07:10] ---
    Tell them, "My goddess is too important
    to get mad about what you say."
[07:18] ---
    Okay. Next time, I won't say anything.
[07:21] ---
    Goddess, I'm sorry.
[07:24] ---
    I'm concerned about the
    way they acted, though.
[07:27] ---
    I hope they don't come after us for revenge.
[07:30] ---
    Who was it, Miss Supporter?
[07:33] ---
    The Apollo Familia.
[07:35] ---
    What?
[07:40] ---
    You got in a fight with
    the Apollo Familia?
[07:42] ---
    Yes.
[07:44] ---
    My Goddess scolded me.
[07:48] ---
    Then there's no reason for
    me to pester you about it,
[07:51] ---
    but as your advisor, that wasn't
    something I wanted to hear.
[07:56] ---
    I'm sorry, Eina-san.
[07:58] ---
    There's no changing the past now.
[08:01] ---
    But be careful from now on.
[08:03] ---
    Battles between familias can
    turn the town into a war zone.
[08:07] ---
    O-Okay.
[08:10] ---
    For now, you're exploring
     the Thirteenth Floor?
[08:12] ---
    I'm trying to go through it at a safe pace.
[08:15] ---
    I see. Good luck, then.
[08:17] ---
    Okay!
[08:19] ---
    You're Bell Cranel, yes?
[08:22] ---
    Yes, I am.
[08:25] ---
    Give this to your Goddess.
[08:32] ---
    I am Daphne. This is Cassandra.
[08:36] ---
    As you've no doubt guessed,
    we're from the Apollo Familia.
[08:39] ---
    It's an invitation to
    a banquet Apollo-sama is having.
[08:45] ---
    You don't have to come, but...
[08:49] ---
    We've done our job and given it to you.
[08:51] ---
    Bye.
[08:56] ---
    You have my condolences.
[09:02] ---
    I can't believe that the Apollo Familia
     invited us now, of all times.
[09:08] ---
    We can't ignore it, can we?
[09:11] ---
    Is it a Banquet of the Gods?
[09:14] ---
    Yeah. And one that's a little
    different than usual.
[09:20] ---
    Apollo and I had some history
    back in Heaven, but...
[09:23] ---
    All right, I'll just invite Take and Miach,
     and we'll all go together, Bell-kun!
[09:30] ---
    All of us?
[09:45] ---
    You look great, Bell-kun!
[09:48] ---
    You don't need to be embarrassed.
[09:51] ---
    I-I see...
[09:54] ---
    Apollo insisted I bring
    a child from my familia.
[09:59] ---
    Maybe he's not so bad, every once in a while.
[10:02] ---
    Thanks so much, Hestia.
[10:04] ---
    You got the carriage and the
    clothes and everything for us.
[10:08] ---
    What? I'm just doing this
    to help you out, Naza-kun.
[10:11] ---
    You need some luxury in your
    life once in a while, right?
[10:13] ---
    Thank you, Hestia-sama.
[10:17] ---
    Takemikazuchi's group should be here, too.
[10:20] ---
    Let's go.
[10:22] ---
    Okay!
[10:27] ---
    Hestia, Miach! And Bell-kun and Naza-chan!
[10:31] ---
    You're as loud as ever, huh, Hermes?
[10:34] ---
    I'm surprised to see you with Take, though.
[10:36] ---
    We're not together because
    I wanted us to be.
[10:40] ---
    Aw, don't be that way, Takemikazuchi!
[10:42] ---
    We both worked to save
    Bell-kun together, right?
[10:47] ---
    Get off me!
[10:50] ---
    Mikoto-chan looks wonderful,
    but so do you two!
[10:54] ---
    But check this!
[10:56] ---
    My Asfi's pretty good, too, huh?
[11:00] ---
    S-Stop it, Hermes-sama.
[11:03] ---
    I'll hit you. I mean it.
[11:04] ---
    You're cute when you blush, Asfi.
[11:09] ---
    Everyone, thank you for coming!
[11:14] ---
    There's the host.
[11:18] ---
    So that's Apollo-sama?
[11:22] ---
    Yes, so it seems.
[11:32] ---
    Today, I decided to hold a slightly
    different banquet than usual.
[11:36] ---
    Are you enjoying it?
[11:39] ---
    Dressing up the children
    you love so much and
[11:42] ---
    bringing them to a banquet like this
[11:44] ---
    is quite the change of pace, isn't it?
[11:46] ---
    Great job, Apollo!
[11:47] ---
    Brilliant!
[11:50] ---
    I'm happy to see so many of my fellow
    gods and goddesses here with their children.
[11:56] ---
    Tonight will be a night for new meetings.
[12:01] ---
    I just have a feeling.
[12:06] ---
    Now, the night is long!
[12:08] ---
    Everyone, have a good time!
[12:22] ---
    Do you want to talk to Apollo?
[12:25] ---
    No, I thought my Goddess and
    I should introduce ourselves.
[12:29] ---
    I've known Apollo since our
    time in Heaven together,
[12:33] ---
    and he's an interesting guy.
[12:34] ---
    He's always got some love affair going on.
[12:38] ---
    Right, Hestia?
[12:41] ---
    Don't ask me!
[12:43] ---
    Also, hmm...
[12:46] ---
    He's very spiteful.
[12:48] ---
    What does that mean?
[12:53] ---
    There's another big name.
[12:55] ---
    Who's that?
[12:57] ---
    You've heard of her, right?
[12:58] ---
    Freya-sama, of the Freya Familia.
[13:02] ---
    Freya-sama?
[13:05] ---
    Don't look at her, Bell-kun!
[13:07] ---
    When you children look
    at the Goddess of Beauty,
[13:09] ---
    you fall under her spell immediately!
[13:20] ---
    It's been so long, Hestia.
[13:22] ---
    Miach and Takemikazuchi, too.
[13:24] ---
    Have you been well?
[13:25] ---
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[13:28] ---
    H-Hi.
[13:29] ---
    You're as beautiful as ever tonight.
[13:39] ---
    Will you give me sweet dreams tonight?
[13:42] ---
    He will not!
[13:44] ---
    Why are you blushing, Bell-kun?
[13:46] ---
    She goes after every man she sees!
[13:50] ---
    She'll devour a kid like you in an instant!
[13:53] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[13:55] ---
    Disappointing, but it
    seems I've angered Hestia.
[13:59] ---
    So I'll be going.
[14:02] ---
    There you are, shrimp.
[14:05] ---
    Ais-san...
[14:07] ---
    When did you get here?
[14:09] ---
    You're so plain-looking, I didn't
    hear a sound when you came in!
[14:12] ---
    Shut up, dork!
[14:13] ---
    If you've got a problem,
    then take it up with that slut, Freya!
[14:16] ---
    She stole Ais-tan's and my big entrance!
[14:19] ---
    Don't try to blame it on somebody else!
[14:21] ---
    And anyway, are you dressing
    like a man today because
[14:23] ---
    you know a dress would just
    show off how you have no tits?
[14:25] ---
    Moron! The star of the
    show today is my Ais-tan!
[14:28] ---
    You can't even tell that?
[14:34] ---
    Is he yours, shrimp?
[14:37] ---
    He's pretty unimpressive.
[14:39] ---
    Nothing like my Ais-tan!
[14:45] ---
    My Bell is much cuter than
    your Wallenwhatsit!
[14:49] ---
    He's lovable! Like a bunny!
[14:51] ---
    Don't make me laugh, fool!
[14:53] ---
    My Ais-tan is way stronger,
    cuter, and cooler!
[14:56] ---
    What?
[14:59] ---
    Having that shrimp around
    is ruining my mood.
[15:03] ---
    Let's go, Ais-tan.
[15:04] ---
    That's my line!
[15:06] ---
    Let's go, Bell-kun!
[15:07] ---
    Hmph!
[15:12] ---
    Yeah...
[15:14] ---
    This is the distance between familias.
[15:18] ---
    The experience I've had so far isn't normal.
[15:33] ---
    I just can't get used to places like this.
[15:41] ---
    That's...
[15:57] ---
    There you are.
[15:59] ---
    Hermes-sama...
[16:01] ---
    What are you doing out here?
    See a cute girl?
[16:04] ---
    N-No... That's not it.
[16:11] ---
    This is a good chance.
    Why don't we have a chat?
[16:16] ---
    Why did you become an adventurer?
[16:19] ---
    My grandfather...
    the man who raised me...
[16:25] ---
    He told me that I could find money, cute girls,
     and anything else I wanted in Orario.
[16:31] ---
    He told me I might want to try to find
    a pretty goddess and join her familia.
[16:39] ---
    Is that true?
[16:42] ---
    He told me I could be a hero.
[16:44] ---
    And I should go, if I was
    ready to give it a real try.
[16:48] ---
    You really are a funny person.
[16:57] ---
    By the way, you're not going to dance?
[17:01] ---
    I can't!
[17:03] ---
    I've never tried.
[17:06] ---
    Your grandfather told you this place is
[17:08] ---
    filled with the prettiest
    girls and women in the world.
[17:12] ---
    This is a perfect chance
    to get to know them.
[17:15] ---
    B-But...
[17:16] ---
    If you're not dancing, then I will.
[17:24] ---
    Oh, my beautiful Sword Princess!
[17:27] ---
    Would you do me the honor of a dance?
[17:34] ---
    Well I think that you're a...
[17:38] ---
    Oh, no! I suddenly remembered,
    I have somewhere to be.
[17:44] ---
    I can't just abandon a girl
    after inviting her to dance.
[17:48] ---
    And so, Bell-kun, how about you dance
    with the Sword Princess for me?
[17:59] ---
    Thanks, buddy. Don't embarrass me.
[18:04] ---
    Hermes-sama!
[18:19] ---
    Would you dance with me, my lady?
[18:24] ---
    With pleasure.
[18:30] ---
    Miach-sama...
[18:35] ---
    W-Would you...
[18:40] ---
    Would you dance with... me?
[18:46] ---
    With pleasure.
[19:00] ---
    Um...
[19:13] ---
    Calm down. Don't just look at your feet.
[19:16] ---
    Look up.
[19:18] ---
    You'll be fine, Bell-dono. As long as you
    don't step on her feet, you can regroup.
[19:25] ---
    You're adventurers, right?
[19:26] ---
    Look into each other's eyes.
[19:28] ---
    There's no need for skill.
    Just focus on each other.
[19:40] ---
    Ais-tan! What the hell are you
    doing with the shrimp's kid?!
[19:44] ---
    Stop it, Bell-kun!
    Curse you, Wallenwhatsit!
[19:49] ---
    Hermes-sama, I'm not taking responsibility
    for what happens later.
[19:53] ---
    Don't worry... I'm prepared.
[19:55] ---
    Ottarl, is it possible to bring
    a herd of minotaurs here?
[20:01] ---
    It is not, Freya-sama.
[20:06] ---
    It's my first time dancing.
[20:09] ---
    Really?
[20:12] ---
    Yes.
[20:14] ---
    So I'm happy.
[20:16] ---
    Thank you.
[20:20] ---
    Are you all enjoying the party?
[20:39] ---
    Bell-kun!
[20:40] ---
    Hello, Hestia.
[20:42] ---
    I'm told my children had some trouble
    with your familia the other day.
[20:47] ---
    O-Oh, sorry about that.
[20:50] ---
    My children were badly hurt by yours.
[20:53] ---
    I want sufficient compensation.
[20:56] ---
    What do you mean?
[20:58] ---
    Bell-kun came home hurt, too!
[21:00] ---
    It wasn't just our fault!
[21:02] ---
    Can you say that after you see this?
[21:05] ---
    It hurts! It hurts so much!
[21:10] ---
    Bell-kun, did you really...?
[21:13] ---
    I did not! I did not!
[21:14] ---
    I'm told you threw the first punch.
[21:18] ---
    I have witnesses.
[21:19] ---
    You won't be able to talk
    your way out of this.
[21:22] ---
    They were set up.
[21:26] ---
    This is ridiculous!
[21:27] ---
    I don't have time for this farce.
[21:29] ---
    Let's go, Bell-kun.
[21:32] ---
    So you refuse to admit your guilt, Hestia?
[21:39] ---
    Fine, then!
[21:40] ---
    The Apollo Familia challenges
    you to a War Game!
[21:48] ---
    Yes! A War Game!
[21:50] ---
    Apollo is brutal!
[21:51] ---
    I actually want to see this!
[21:53] ---
    If we win...
[21:55] ---
    I'm taking your child, Bell Cranel!
[22:14] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[22:16] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Apollo
    Sun God
[23:37] ---
    Next time: "Apollo."