E5 - Home - The Hearthfire Mansion

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    Thank you for everything
    you've done for me!
[00:19] ---
    Take care of yourself.
[00:54] ---
    All done?
[00:58] ---
    Yes!
[01:00] ---
    Then let's go home!
[01:05] ---
    To our new Home!
[01:10] ---
    Oh, welcome home, Lili!
[01:14] ---
    I'm back!
[01:24] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[01:26] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Home
    The Hearthfire Mansion
[02:46] ---
    Okay, everyone! Let's start with a toast!
[02:51] ---
    Um... a toast for what?
[02:53] ---
    Our victory in the War Game, right?
[02:56] ---
    It's not Lili-dono officially
     joining the family?
[02:58] ---
    I thought it was for our new Home.
[03:00] ---
    Those are all great things!
[03:02] ---
    But we've got new news, as well, right?
[03:14] ---
    Me?
[03:16] ---
    Bell-kun, congratulations
    on reaching Level 3!
[03:19] ---
    Seriously? Wow!
[03:22] ---
    He's the real deal!
[03:27] ---
    That's our commander for you.
[03:30] ---
    Commander?
[03:31] ---
    We all agreed!
[03:33] ---
    You're Hestia-sama's first child.
[03:36] ---
    Nobody else is right for the job.
[03:43] ---
    Commander, can you give
    a speech for the toast?
[03:56] ---
    Um...
[03:58] ---
    I'm really happy you all came
    to our familia. I think it's wonderful.
[04:05] ---
    To the new Hestia Familia!
[04:07] ---
    Cheers!
[04:13] ---
    Man, this place sure looks better.
[04:16] ---
    I was so surprised when we came here.
[04:18] ---
    It sure reflected Apollo-sama's tastes!
[04:30] ---
    It was a glimpse into hell.
[04:33] ---
    I guess that's the kind of thing
    Goibniu-sama's Familia can do, huh?
[04:36] ---
    He was originally the God of Architecture.
[04:39] ---
    He did what I asked him to perfectly.
[04:44] ---
    Then...?
[04:46] ---
    What we wanted, too?
[05:02] ---
    How wonderful!
[05:04] ---
    Just what I asked for!
[05:08] ---
    No, it's even better.
[05:11] ---
    A Far Eastern cypress bath!
[05:18] ---
    Now, let's get to it!
[05:34] ---
    Takemikazuchi-sama... My old comrades...
[05:39] ---
    I'm so sorry I can't share this with you.
[05:47] ---
    Nice.
[05:50] ---
    The Goibniu Familia did great work.
[05:55] ---
    They know exactly what a blacksmith wants.
[06:04] ---
    This is where...
[06:08] ---
    I start over.
[06:13] ---
    They were both so happy, huh?
[06:16] ---
    I'm really happy, too, Bell-kun!
[06:18] ---
    So am I, Goddess.
[06:20] ---
    I know we've got the
    money from the War Games,
[06:22] ---
    but don't you think we've gone a little far?
[06:24] ---
    It can't have been cheap
    to remodel this place.
[06:27] ---
    Don't be silly.
[06:29] ---
    Welf-kun and Mikoto-kun
     both chose my familia.
[06:33] ---
    I want them to be glad they came.
[06:36] ---
    I understand that, but...
[06:38] ---
    Now, now...
[06:40] ---
    Anyway, this place is really big.
[06:43] ---
    Just keeping it running will be a hassle.
[06:45] ---
    Shall we hire maids to keep it clean?
[06:49] ---
    Maids? Sounds great.
[07:00] ---
    Say, "Ah."
[07:06] ---
    No, never mind.
[07:07] ---
    Yeah, not a good idea.
[07:08] ---
    Why?
[07:10] ---
    I refuse to give Bell-kun any more
    opportunities to cheat on me.
[07:15] ---
    I'm going to need to be really
    careful with who we hire.
[07:18] ---
    By the way, I'm using my divine
    authority to put your room as far away
[07:21] ---
    from Bell-kun's as possible.
[07:23] ---
    That's not fair!
[07:25] ---
    We're leaving! Come on!
[07:27] ---
    No!
[07:29] ---
    We are leaving!
[07:30] ---
    No, believe me!
[07:35] ---
    Little Rookie?
[07:37] ---
    Daphne-san and Cassandra-san?
    What are you doing?
[07:41] ---
    Can't you tell?
[07:45] ---
    No, I can't.
[07:48] ---
    My pillow...
[07:49] ---
    Pillow?
[07:50] ---
    She says she lost her pillow.
[07:54] ---
    Any idea where it might be?
[07:56] ---
    I-I don't remember, but my
    dream said it was here...
[08:03] ---
    I told you, stop being ridiculous!
[08:06] ---
    Please believe me!
[08:09] ---
    I'll go look for it!
[08:13] ---
    It's here, isn't it?
[08:17] ---
    Here you go.
[08:18] ---
    It fell behind a pillar.
[08:22] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[08:26] ---
    You believed me.
[08:32] ---
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
    Whisper, whisper...
[08:35] ---
    Really? You're sure?
[08:39] ---
    Little Rookie, we'll see you later.
[08:42] ---
    We've decided to come back tomorrow.
[08:44] ---
    Tomorrow?
[08:46] ---
    What, you don't know?
[08:51] ---
    Why didn't you tell me, Goddess?
[08:55] ---
    Looks like you've discovered
    the truth, Bell-kun!
[08:58] ---
    Surprised?
[08:59] ---
    I sure am! I can't believe
    we're recruiting people!
[09:03] ---
    After the War Game,
    our reputation is incredible!
[09:07] ---
    We can't miss this chance!
[09:10] ---
    Isn't this a little too sudden?
[09:12] ---
    The two of us just joined.
[09:14] ---
    Not at all. If anything,
    this is our chance to recruit people!
[09:19] ---
    The Hestia Familia is aiming for Orario's top!
[09:26] ---
    W-Wow, Goddess!
[09:31] ---
    Now we're no longer a minor familia, Bell-kun!
[09:37] ---
    Hooray! Hooray!
[09:38] ---
    They're excited, huh?
[09:40] ---
    Of course. Look at all those people.
[09:43] ---
    It's not just humans.
[09:45] ---
    Elves, dwarves, animal people,
    and even Amazons.
[09:49] ---
    Some of them don't even look like adventurers.
[09:52] ---
    Who are these people?
[09:54] ---
    They're from outside.
[09:56] ---
    They came all the way to
    Orario to join our familia.
[10:01] ---
    That's how far the rumors
    about us have spread.
[10:07] ---
    Looks like it's true that
    we've got a reputation now.
[10:11] ---
    What are you doing, Li'l Lili?
[10:13] ---
    They might be joining us.
[10:14] ---
    I need to start making a list of
    people I should watch out for.
[10:19] ---
    Watch out for what?
[10:24] ---
    No! She's an absolute no!
[10:26] ---
    She'll disturb the peace!
[10:27] ---
    Where do you even buy clothes like that?
[10:33] ---
    She's a no-go, too!
[10:35] ---
    She's the type he'd want to protect! And
    her character type overlaps with mine, anyway!
[10:42] ---
    And she's no good, either! Just to be safe!
[10:45] ---
    Knowing Bell-sama,
    there's no telling what could happen!
[10:47] ---
    So just to be safe,
    she's a no-go! Just to be safe!
[10:49] ---
    Sheesh...
[10:51] ---
    Sheesh... What a disaster.
[10:53] ---
    I gave into the temptation
    of a morning bath,
[10:55] ---
    and enjoyed myself until
    it was this late.
[10:57] ---
    Where did my clothes go?
[11:12] ---
    "Do not touch"?
[11:13] ---
    Is that Hestia-sama's writing?
[11:16] ---
    She doesn't want it opened?
[11:18] ---
    Welcome, everyone!
[11:20] ---
    I am Hestia, this clan's goddess!
[11:24] ---
    First, I want to thank you all!
[11:27] ---
    From the fact that you chose my familia,
    I know you have incredibly good taste!
[11:37] ---
    Hey, what is this?
[11:39] ---
    I'm not sure.
[11:41] ---
    First, show me your spirit!
[11:48] ---
    Do you want to join the Hestia Familia?
[11:51] ---
    Yes!
[11:53] ---
    Is Hestia the best goddess?
[11:56] ---
    Yes!
[11:58] ---
    Is Bell-kun cute?
[12:02] ---
    Yes!
[12:02] ---
    W-Wait!
[12:04] ---
    Are potato snacks piping hot?
[12:06] ---
    Yes!
[12:08] ---
    Are twin tails the best?
[12:11] ---
    Yes!
[12:14] ---
    Firebolt!
[12:14] ---
    Well, I'm used to weird deities...
[12:16] ---
    Firebolt!
[12:22] ---
    Okay. Let's get started!
[12:28] ---
    First, we'll start with one-on-one
     interviews with me...
[12:30] ---
    Hestia-sama?
[12:32] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:34] ---
    Th-This was in our things.
[12:41] ---
    Give it back!
[12:44] ---
    A debt slip for 200 million valis!
[12:49] ---
    Hestia-sama? Is 200 million valis...
[12:53] ---
    Two hundred million?
[12:55] ---
    Two hundred million?
[12:56] ---
    That's an incredible amount of money.
[12:58] ---
    That's awful.
[13:11] ---
    No, everyone! This isn't, like, bad debt.
[13:15] ---
    So it's real?
[13:17] ---
    She just admitted it.
[13:18] ---
    This place is nuts.
[13:19] ---
    This is no good.
[13:22] ---
    And he believed me, too!
[13:24] ---
    Even if I'm 200 million in debt...
[13:29] ---
    Do you still want to join the Hestia Familia?
[13:39] ---
    And nobody's left.
[13:45] ---
    Hey, there.
[13:47] ---
    What just happened?
[13:54] ---
    That's Hephaistios-sama's signature.
[13:57] ---
    Hephaistios-sama's?
[13:59] ---
    Hestia-sama's signature is here, too.
[14:01] ---
    And this is the right paperwork.
[14:03] ---
    It's definitely real.
[14:13] ---
    That's the price of the Hestia Knife?!
[14:19] ---
    I-I've been stabbing with 200 million...
[14:23] ---
    Striking with 200 million...
    Defending myself with 200 million...
[14:27] ---
    Two hundred million...
[14:30] ---
    Hey, Bell! Bell!
[14:32] ---
    It's no good! He's out cold!
[14:37] ---
    What is this?
[14:40] ---
    Sorry. I'd actually forgotten all about it.
[14:45] ---
    Two hundred million valis!
    Two hundred million!
[14:48] ---
    She was taking the payments out
    of my paycheck, so I just forgot.
[14:59] ---
    Sorry.
[15:02] ---
    Well, I understand that it's the
    debt from Bell-sama's knife.
[15:06] ---
    But you should've at least
    told us how much it was.
[15:09] ---
    It was so shocking, he can't get out of bed!
[15:13] ---
    Bell-dono was looking forward
    to having new members, too.
[15:18] ---
    By the way, how much money from
    Apollo-sama do we have left?
[15:23] ---
    Money? It's all gone.
[15:26] ---
    We had so much, though!
[15:27] ---
    The renovations cost
    more than I thought.
[15:31] ---
    But hey, now we've got a nice Home, right?
[15:35] ---
    Fine!
[15:38] ---
    Let's head down into the Dungeon more.
[15:40] ---
    Yeah. We'll need to get real
    aggressive about doing quests.
[15:43] ---
    Hold it. I'm not going to rely on you for this.
[15:46] ---
    This debt was personal. I can't cause
    trouble for the familia over it.
[15:50] ---
    I'll repay it myself!
[15:51] ---
    All 200 million valis?
[15:56] ---
    I can do it!
[15:57] ---
    The amount is proof of the
    depth of my love for Bell-kun!
[16:01] ---
    I won't let anybody else pay it!
[16:03] ---
    I don't think a ton of debt
    is the way to prove your love.
[16:06] ---
    Shaddup!
[16:07] ---
    Anyway, this is my decision.
[16:10] ---
    You don't have to worry about a thing.
[16:13] ---
    We're done here.
[16:14] ---
    Where are you going?
[16:15] ---
    To my room! Good work today!
[16:21] ---
    What do you think?
[16:23] ---
    It wouldn't kill her to
    rely on us a little more.
[16:33] ---
    Oh, you finally awake, Bell?
[16:36] ---
    Welf... Where am I?
[16:38] ---
    I'm sure you've got a lot of questions.
[16:40] ---
    But why don't we go somewhere
    to wake you up first?
[16:42] ---
    Wake me up?
[16:52] ---
    I'm a no-good goddess, aren't I?
[16:57] ---
    This place is nicer than I thought.
[16:59] ---
    Check it out, Bell!
[17:03] ---
    Bell-kun?
[17:04] ---
    You're right.
[17:06] ---
    And it's all thanks to
    Mikoto-san and her passion.
[17:08] ---
    Yeah, but I do think she
    went a little overboard.
[17:16] ---
    Nah, I was just thinking you're starting
    to get an adventurer's muscles.
[17:21] ---
    You look like you've got
    more definition than before.
[17:24] ---
    It's really impressive.
[17:26] ---
    Y-You think so?
[17:27] ---
    Yeah.
[17:28] ---
    Stop it!
[17:33] ---
    Don't!
[17:36] ---
    Oh, Hestia-sama!
[17:38] ---
    What are you doing?
[17:39] ---
    Shh! Be quiet!
[17:41] ---
    Miss Supporter, every girl
    deserves the right to peek!
[17:50] ---
    Looks like you're feeling
    a little better.
[17:54] ---
    You just collapsed, so I got worried.
[17:57] ---
    Don't think too much. It's not like you.
[18:01] ---
    Thanks, Welf.
[18:03] ---
    For joining the Hestia Familia.
[18:06] ---
    Where's this coming from?
[18:08] ---
    I just thought I needed to thank you.
[18:12] ---
    And Lili and Mikoto-san, too.
[18:15] ---
    I'm really happy.
[18:18] ---
    Living in the same Home with all of you
     feels kind of strange.
[18:24] ---
    I never thought it would
    be like this when we met.
[18:28] ---
    Of course not. Neither did I.
[18:36] ---
    Like Mikoto-san... I met her when she
    brought a group of monsters down on me.
[18:42] ---
    That's right.
[18:43] ---
    But after that, she saved me so many times.
[18:46] ---
    She left the familia she loved to
    join me and help us in the War Game.
[18:53] ---
    I can't thank her enough.
[18:55] ---
    Yeah.
[18:57] ---
    And Lili...
[18:59] ---
    She taught me all kinds of
    things when I knew nothing.
[19:03] ---
    It's thanks to her that I
    became a real adventurer.
[19:09] ---
    She's the first comrade I had
    who was always there for me.
[19:15] ---
    Bell-sama...
[19:18] ---
    And my goddess...
[19:21] ---
    My goddess is the one who found me.
[19:27] ---
    She gave me a place to belong.
[19:32] ---
    Everything that happened to me since
    I came to Orario is a gift from her.
[19:37] ---
    Some people say she's a no-good goddess.
[19:40] ---
    But to me, she's more important than anything.
    She's the best goddess there is.
[19:50] ---
    It feels like everyone helps me,
    and I do nothing for them.
[19:54] ---
    Is that okay?
[19:55] ---
    Of course it is.
[19:58] ---
    Just like you think we helped you,
    you helped us, too!
[20:04] ---
    Supporting each other like
    that is what familias do!
[20:08] ---
    Bell-kun!
[20:10] ---
    Bell-kun! Bell-kun!
[20:14] ---
    Bell-kun!
[20:22] ---
    Goddess?
[20:23] ---
    Bell-kun!
[20:25] ---
    Hestia-sama!
[20:27] ---
    What are you doing, Goddess?
[20:28] ---
    I'm so happy to have a child like you!
[20:35] ---
    Stop it, you two!
[20:35] ---
    Hestia-sama! Hestia-sama!
[20:39] ---
    What are you doing?
[20:42] ---
    Let me go!
[20:43] ---
    Let me go be with my beloved Bell-kun!
[20:49] ---
    I guess I was trying to be a show-off.
[20:52] ---
    But I'm done with that.
[20:55] ---
    I'll return the money, no matter
    how many years it takes.
[20:58] ---
    So I want you to support me.
[21:02] ---
    Help me.
[21:04] ---
    I may be a no-good goddess
    in a ton of debt, but...
[21:09] ---
    Is that okay?
[21:19] ---
    Okay, to a new start for the Hestia Familia!
[21:22] ---
    Cheers!
[21:26] ---
    If only this was alcohol and not water...
[21:29] ---
    Coming, coming...
[21:31] ---
    Who's there?
[21:32] ---
    Chigusa-dono! Perfect timing!
[21:36] ---
    It's just time for dinner,
    so why don't you...
[21:38] ---
    Mikoto...
[21:50] ---
    N-No...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Ishtar Familia
    City of Lust
[23:37] ---
    Next time: "Ishtar Familia."