E11 - Rakia - Army's Advance

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    Go, my valiant soldiers!
[00:20] ---
    Show the adventurers of Orario
    the power of the Kingdom of Rakia!
[00:44] ---
    The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Cavalry
    Regiments were blasted away!
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    The 1st through 11th Infantry
     Regiments were blown away!
[00:51] ---
    The others were, uh...
    they were also blown away!
[00:56] ---
    Why?
[00:57] ---
    Why?
[00:59] ---
    Why?!
[01:04] ---
    See you around, Haruhime.
[01:06] ---
    Thank you for everything, Aisha-san.
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    Without you, I would...
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    Stop it. You're making me feel gloomy.
[01:15] ---
    I just did what I wanted to do.
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    What will you do now?
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    I don't know...
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    I guess I'll try heading for
    the Kingdom of Rakia's army.
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    The Kingdom of Rakia?
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    The Ares Familia...
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    The huge army that's
    attacking Orario right now.
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    Their numbers are vast, but, well,
    they're not very tough.
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    Tens of thousands of ordinary soldiers
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    are no match for an
    adventurer with a high Status.
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    Ares doesn't seem to realize what year it is.
[01:47] ---
    He doesn't?
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    Well, it doesn't matter who wins.
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    If there are men,
    there's work for us prostitutes.
[01:57] ---
    You're still bothered by that?
[01:59] ---
    Haruhime, you didn't even—
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    Aisha!
[02:01] ---
    Let's get going!
[02:03] ---
    Yeah, I'm coming.
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    Haruhime,
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    you're free now.
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    From now on, be true to yourself.
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    Okay.
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    And you, too.
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    Take responsibility for this, Bell Cranel.
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    If anything happens to this helpless
    little girl, I'll make you regret it.
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    Bye!
[02:31] ---
    From the look of it, Haruhime seems to
    think she actually was a prostitute.
[02:37] ---
    Right?
[02:38] ---
    She passed out just seeing a
    man naked, so she never actually...
[02:42] ---
    Why tell her now?
[02:43] ---
    It's none of our business.
[02:46] ---
    The two of them believed it even when
    it wasn't true, and overcame it.
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    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
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    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Rakia
    Army's Advance
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    So it all worked out in the end, huh?
[04:26] ---
    And now Haruhime-chan is
    one of Hestia's children.
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    Yeah, I'm relieved to hear it.
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    I'm grateful to you, Hermes-sama...
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    For telling me about the Killing Stone.
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    Don't be. I didn't even mean to tell you.
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    You're the hero who saved her, Bell-kun.
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    I wasn't even... thinking about it.
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    I just wanted to do something for her.
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    Bell-kun, do you know about
    the Three Great Quests?
[04:55] ---
    No.
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    It's a story about how the
    world is waiting for a hero.
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    Just like Haruhime-chan was.
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    The Three Great Quests are what
    the world wants from Orario.
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    They involve the defeat of
    three ancient monsters which
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    escaped from the Dungeon into the world.
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    Behemoth, the king of the land.
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    Leviathan, the lord of the waves.
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    These two were already defeated
    by the mightiest of familias.
[05:23] ---
    Do you mean Ais-san's familia?
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    Loki Familia? Or Freya Familia?
[05:28] ---
    No, not them.
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    The familias of Zeus and Hera,
    which were once the strongest in Orario.
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    They worked together to
    fight the three monsters,
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    and were wiped out.
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    The the third monster
    is called the Black Dragon.
[05:46] ---
    The Black Dragon?
[05:48] ---
    Do you mean the one-eyed
     dragon from Dungeon Oratoria?
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    A body of purest black,
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    wings like the night sky...
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    It's said to be a living disaster,
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    a living legend,
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    and a living apocalypse.
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    It's not a fairy tale.
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    The Black Dragon exists.
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    The Three Great Quests
    have yet to be completed.
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    The world wants a hero.
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    And remember, every adventurer in
    Orario has the right to be one.
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    Right.
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    What's going on?
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    Why is my glorious army being
    thwarted at every turn?
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    That's easy.
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    Orario's adventurers are monstrously strong.
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    Our soldiers keep getting captured
    and our morale is in the gutter.
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    Let's go home, Ares-sama.
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    We never had a chance.
[06:47] ---
    Don't be stupid, Marius!
[06:49] ---
    Y-You're being insubordinate, anyway!
[06:51] ---
    Your father, Martinus,
    does whatever I tell him!
[06:55] ---
    And because he obeys whatever
    dumb orders you give him,
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    people call him "The Moron King"!
[06:59] ---
    You meathead!
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    How can you call a god a meathead?!
[07:04] ---
    What's wrong with calling a muscle what it is?
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    I'm not all muscle!
[07:07] ---
    The one who talks about
    muscle is really all muscle!
[07:08] ---
    That doesn't even make sense!
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    I'm back, Haruhime-san.
[07:22] ---
    Welcome home, Bell-sama.
[07:25] ---
    You're doing laundry for six people.
     That's gotta be rough.
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    I'll help.
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    You mustn't, Bell-sama!
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    No, I'm used to it.
[07:33] ---
    No, that's not it.
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    Don't worry about it.
[07:36] ---
    I am worried about it!
[07:41] ---
    You guys look like you're having fun, huh?
[07:46] ---
    Goddess!
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    Hestia-sama!
[07:50] ---
    I just decided...
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    In my familia, boys and girls aren't
    allowed to hold hands anymore.
[07:56] ---
    Got it?
[07:58] ---
    But...
[07:59] ---
    Got it?
[08:01] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[08:07] ---
    Tails are no good, either!
[08:08] ---
    S-Sorry!
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    That's not fair!
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    No contact between men and women at all?
[08:16] ---
    That'll make adventuring
    in the Dungeon harder!
[08:18] ---
    Well, figuring out a way around
    that is your job as a supporter!
[08:22] ---
    What's impossible is impossible!
[08:24] ---
    Then that goes for you, too!
[08:27] ---
    Then never touch Bell-sama again, okay?
[08:29] ---
    B-But I'm the clan goddess!
[08:31] ---
    I wouldn't be able to
    update his Status anymore!
[08:35] ---
    Well, figuring out a way around
    that is your job as a goddess!
[08:35] ---
    What the hell happened?
[08:37] ---
    It's my fault...
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    Don't be ridiculous, Miss Supporter!
[08:41] ---
    Who's being ridiculous here?
[08:45] ---
    Okay, fine. Contact is
    allowed, but no flirting!
[08:50] ---
    We need to maintain a
    professional atmosphere!
[08:52] ---
    And that means anything
    inappropriate is off-limits!
[08:55] ---
    You're the one who's being inappropriate!
[08:57] ---
    How can you say that to the clan goddess?
[08:59] ---
    Um...
[09:01] ---
    Does the rule about no relationships
[09:03] ---
    with the opposite sex apply to gods, too?
[09:08] ---
    Yeah, I was wondering about that.
[09:11] ---
    I'm kind of close to Hephaistios.
[09:18] ---
    That's fine!
[09:20] ---
    Love between a deity and
    their children is welcome!
[09:23] ---
    It's so romantic, isn't it?
[09:24] ---
    Like a romance between a
    spirit and one of you children,
[09:27] ---
    which was so popular before
    we came to this world!
[09:31] ---
    Hey, what do you think, Bell-kun?
[09:34] ---
    This is ridiculous!
[09:36] ---
    It's okay for deities to date mortals,
    but two mortals can't date?
[09:38] ---
    That's not fair at all!
[09:41] ---
    Then just forget the whole thing!
[09:46] ---
    Hey, Bell-kun, just hypothetically,
[09:49] ---
    if a wonderful goddess were to
    someday tell you she loved you,
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    what would you say?
[09:58] ---
    I'd refuse.
[10:03] ---
    First, it's impossible.
[10:06] ---
    And even if it did happen, I'd never
    feel worthy of dating a goddess.
[10:10] ---
    I just wouldn't feel worthy.
[10:14] ---
    Hestia-sama?
[10:16] ---
    Bell-kun, you...
[10:20] ---
    jerk!
[10:24] ---
    She ran off, huh?
[10:26] ---
    She won't be back for a while.
[10:30] ---
    Goddess? Why?
[10:32] ---
    This is your fault, Bell.
[10:35] ---
    I think you went a little too far.
[10:37] ---
    But the deities are divine!
[10:40] ---
    You need to revere them!
[10:43] ---
    Bell-sama, what you just
    said about deities and mortals,
[10:47] ---
    does that apply to adventurers
    and supporters, as well?
[10:53] ---
    If you never had a chance because you were
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    one thing and the person
    you loved was another,
[10:58] ---
    that would be pretty sad for the
    person who fell in love, right?
[11:12] ---
    Goddess...
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    I'll go find her!
[11:16] ---
    Does he really understand?
[11:20] ---
    
[11:22] ---
    Come on, stand up!
[11:23] ---
    We came all this way to see you.
[11:25] ---
    Let us have a little fun.
[11:27] ---
    Amazing weapons from Orario, now for 20% off!
[11:31] ---
    First come, first serve!
[11:32] ---
    Look what it does to this tomato!
[11:36] ---
    If your wounds ache, you can
    use this medicine from Orario.
[11:39] ---
    Pay me, and I'll apply it right away.
[11:44] ---
    None of these men are any good.
[11:46] ---
    I need, at least, a general, I guess.
[11:49] ---
    Aisha, they said there's a knight
    over there with some spirit left in him!
[11:53] ---
    Let's get him!
[11:54] ---
    Yeah, I'm coming!
[11:57] ---
    I've decided, Marius!
[11:58] ---
    I'm going to have to go to Orario myself!
[12:02] ---
    Are you going on a sightseeing trip?
[12:04] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[12:06] ---
    I'm going to kidnap a deity from
    Orario to turn things around.
[12:10] ---
    I'll take a god as a
    hostage, no, a godstage,
[12:14] ---
    and demand that Orario surrender!
[12:18] ---
    It's a perfect plan!
[12:19] ---
    That's crazy!
[12:21] ---
    How are you even going to get into Orario?
[12:23] ---
    Come, Marius!
[12:24] ---
    Bring my best men and follow me!
[12:26] ---
    We're off! To kidnap a deity!
[12:29] ---
    Hey!
[12:30] ---
    You don't even know who you're after?
[12:34] ---
    Is your entire brain made of muscle?
[12:39] ---
    Sorry, we're sold out.
[12:41] ---
    Goddess...
[12:50] ---
    Where did she go?
[12:54] ---
    Is that you, Bell?
[12:57] ---
    Oh, it's been a while.
[12:58] ---
    Miach-sama! Hephaistios-sama!
[13:01] ---
    Um, have you seen my goddess?
[13:04] ---
    Hestia?
[13:06] ---
    Sorry, Bell. I haven't.
[13:09] ---
    Me neither.
[13:11] ---
    I see.
[13:13] ---
    Thank you.
[13:15] ---
    Goodbye. I'll be going.
[13:18] ---
    Bell, if you're not in a hurry,
    tell us what's on your mind.
[13:22] ---
    I can tell from the look on your face.
[13:24] ---
    Something happened, right?
[13:32] ---
    It's not a big deal, but...
[13:35] ---
    Do you deities ever
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    fall in love with people from
    the Lower World, like us?
[13:43] ---
    And take them as lovers or partners?
[13:48] ---
    Yes, I'm sure that happens.
[13:50] ---
    It's actually easier for us to be
    drawn to you than to each other.
[13:55] ---
    Yes.
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    Affection, a whim, motherly love,
     fatherly love...
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    Love takes many forms, but we do love you.
[14:05] ---
    Of course, sometimes we fall in
    completely ordinary love, too.
[14:11] ---
    B-But I mean, deities and mortals are...
    We're totally different!
[14:17] ---
    Who we are... What we are...
[14:19] ---
    And the time we have to live...
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    What is it you're afraid of, Bell?
[14:29] ---
    Bell,
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    our love only lasts a moment, yes.
[14:33] ---
    Even if it seems to you
    to last your whole life.
[14:37] ---
    If a goddess tells you she loves you,
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    treat her with respect.
[14:43] ---
    Even if you love someone else.
[14:48] ---
    There's no need to let your life
     be ruled by some goddess's whims.
[14:52] ---
    But treat her with respect.
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    For most deities, that's enough.
[15:01] ---
    So...
[15:02] ---
    Don't run from a deity's love.
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    You can refuse it, or accept it,
[15:08] ---
    but please don't fear it.
[15:14] ---
    Bell-kun, you jerk!
[15:16] ---
    You stubborn coward! You blockheaded rabbit!
[15:21] ---
    You respect deities way too much, Bell-kun!
[15:24] ---
    I mean, it's nice that you respect me,
[15:27] ---
    but you don't need to be so formal.
[15:29] ---
    Hestia-chan!
[15:30] ---
    Good timing!
[15:31] ---
    The woman who runs the potato snack stand!
[15:35] ---
    Wait.
[15:36] ---
    Why do I have to go get potato snack
    ingredients instead of you?
[15:41] ---
    I'm busy! My customers are waiting!
[15:44] ---
    But this one bag isn't enough.
[15:47] ---
    I need another bag for
    the stand on main street!
[15:51] ---
    Thanks for your help!
[15:52] ---
    Owner!
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    I'm a goddess, you know!
[15:58] ---
    Doesn't she know that I'm
    not allowed outside Orario?
[16:04] ---
    Jeez... it's going to rain, too.
[16:08] ---
    But you can't make potato snacks
    without ingredients.
[16:15] ---
    Hey, you!
[16:17] ---
    Hestia?
[16:18] ---
    Ganesha!
[16:25] ---
    Well, Marius?
[16:26] ---
    It's a perfect disguise, isn't it?
[16:28] ---
    You're too loud!
[16:29] ---
    Your "perfect disguise" is
    just putting on a cloak!
[16:33] ---
    What are you even going to do now?
[16:36] ---
    It's easy.
[16:37] ---
    I'm just going to nab some deity off
    the street and bring them back!
[16:42] ---
    It won't be that easy!
[16:44] ---
    How stupid are you?
[16:47] ---
    Thank you, Ganesha!
[16:49] ---
    I'm glad you were the one
    in charge of the gate.
[16:52] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[16:53] ---
    Potato snacks give this city
     the energy it needs to live!
[16:56] ---
    If you're going to get ingredients for them,
[16:58] ---
    I have no choice but to let you
    pass whether you're a deity or not!
[17:02] ---
    Because...
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    I am Ganesha!
[17:07] ---
    Now, time to go get those ingredients.
[17:12] ---
    Hestia...
[17:14] ---
    Ares?
[17:21] ---
    Gotcha!
[17:24] ---
    See that, Marius?!
[17:25] ---
    I caught a goddess without
    even entering Orario!
[17:27] ---
    My plan was brilliant!
[17:30] ---
    Seriously?
[17:31] ---
    Let's go, then.
[17:38] ---
    Thank you for telling me all this.
[17:42] ---
    I hope it helped a little.
[17:45] ---
    Yes, it did.
[17:46] ---
    But to be honest,
[17:48] ---
    I don't know what to do.
[17:51] ---
    First, find Hestia and make up with her.
[17:54] ---
    Okay!
[18:00] ---
    Did she already go back home?
[18:07] ---
    Ais-san?
[18:11] ---
    You come, too.
[18:14] ---
    Damn that little squirt for
    making us do extra work.
[18:17] ---
    Loki, Finn...
[18:21] ---
    I-Is it true that my goddess was kidnapped?
[18:25] ---
    Yeah. Some idiot in a mask let
    her outside the gate.
[18:31] ---
    I am Ganesha!
[18:32] ---
    Now's no time for whispering, you moron!
[18:35] ---
    I am Ganesh—
[18:37] ---
    Shaddup!
[18:38] ---
    No... Goddess...
[18:41] ---
    Finn, any word from the pursuit team?
[18:43] ---
    Not yet.
[18:44] ---
    The enemy's split up into multiple units,
[18:46] ---
    each fleeing in different directions.
[18:48] ---
    And we don't know which will
    take us to that shrimp.
[18:52] ---
    We have to cross the mountains, and if
    we're not careful, we might get lost.
[18:56] ---
    It sounds pathetic,
[18:58] ---
    but they know the landscape
    outside Orario better than we do.
[19:03] ---
    I'll go.
[19:05] ---
    Hold it, Ais-tan.
[19:07] ---
    There's no need to go out
    there for that shrimp.
[19:09] ---
    But somebody has to go.
[19:13] ---
    Okay, Ais. I'll leave it to you.
[19:16] ---
    I-I'll go, too.
[19:18] ---
    Kid, were you listening?
[19:21] ---
    Ais says she's going.
[19:22] ---
    Are you trying to slow her down?
[19:25] ---
    I'm my goddess's... er, Hestia-sama's child!
[19:29] ---
    So please let me go.
[19:33] ---
    Whatever.
[19:35] ---
    But if we just follow them blindly,
    our real target will escape.
[19:40] ---
    If only we could be sure we were
    following the right target.
[19:44] ---
    I think I can help you there.
[19:47] ---
    Hermes-sama!
[19:48] ---
    You just need to find Hestia, right?
[19:51] ---
    Can you do that?
[19:52] ---
    Yes.
[19:53] ---
    My Perseus, Asfi, can!
[20:10] ---
    Goddess, please be okay!
[20:18] ---
    Ais-san!
[20:20] ---
    Let's hurry!
[20:20] ---
    Right!
[20:23] ---
    Ares, put me down!
[20:25] ---
    You won't get away with this!
[20:28] ---
    I'm not putting you down!
[20:30] ---
    You may be a shrimp,
    but you're still my godstage!
[20:34] ---
    Who are you calling a shrimp?
[20:41] ---
    The S-Sword Princess!
[20:47] ---
    Wallenwhatsit!
[20:50] ---
    When did Orario master the skies, too?
[20:54] ---
    The rest is in your hands, Sword Princess.
[21:00] ---
    I refuse to let a mere
    adventurer get in my way!
[21:04] ---
    I am Ares, God of the Kingdom of Rakia!
[21:06] ---
    Behold the might of a war god!
[21:14] ---
    Not bad!
[21:16] ---
    What are you doing?
[21:19] ---
    Sword Princess!
[21:24] ---
    Archers, aim for her!
[21:26] ---
    If we can take her down,
[21:27] ---
    Orario's adventurers won't
    be able to follow us!
[21:30] ---
    Marius, don't give orders! That's my job!
[21:33] ---
    I'm the god here!
[21:35] ---
    Just get going while you can, you meathead!
[21:41] ---
    Goddess!
[21:43] ---
    Bell-kun!
[21:46] ---
    Bell-kun!
[21:47] ---
    Goddess!
[21:56] ---
    Sword Princess!
[21:57] ---
    Bell Cranel!
SIGN    Song of Love
    Goddess and Child
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Next time: "Song of Love."