E1 - Party - Banquet of the Gods
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[00:23] ---
Mikoto-sama, behind you!
[00:32] ---
Firebolt!
[00:38] ---
I thought we'd have more trouble,
but it all worked out.
[00:41] ---
Yeah. Thanks, Mikoto-san.
[00:44] ---
There's no need for that.
I'm the one who asked you to come.
[00:47] ---
I can't get in your way.
[00:49] ---
No, it's a huge help.
[00:51] ---
Yeah. Just having one more person
makes the Middle Floors a lot easier.
[00:57] ---
Yeah. I didn't know how we were
gonna survive the first time
[01:00] ---
we came with just the three of us.
[01:03] ---
I'm sorry. It was our own actions
that put you in such danger.
[01:09] ---
It's fine, Mikoto-san.
[01:11] ---
It's over, right?
[01:12] ---
But I can't just forget about it.
[01:14] ---
Don't worry about it.
[01:16] ---
The Middle Floors, huh?
[01:18] ---
We still need to be careful,
[01:22] ---
but being here feels a lot less
reckless than it did before.
[01:26] ---
I'm going to keep going.
[01:30] ---
And get as close as I can...
[01:37] ---
to the one I admire!
[01:40] ---
Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN Party
Banquet of the Gods
[01:45] ---
Cheers!
[01:51] ---
Congratulations on ranking up, Welf.
[01:53] ---
Thanks!
[01:54] ---
Level 2...
[01:56] ---
As a master blacksmith
from the Hephaistios family,
[01:59] ---
the value of what you
make will go up, too.
[02:02] ---
Well, now I definitely can't make anything
bad enough to embarrass my goddess.
[02:08] ---
But this means our party
is breaking up, right?
[02:13] ---
You were only going into the Dungeon
to rank up and get the Forge ability.
[02:19] ---
There's no reason for
you to stay with us.
[02:24] ---
Stop looking like a pet
rabbit somebody abandoned.
[02:27] ---
I'm not going to just ditch you
now that I got what I want.
[02:31] ---
Don't worry.
[02:33] ---
We'll stay together.
[02:37] ---
It would've been nice if Mikoto came, too.
[02:40] ---
We're not exactly strangers anymore.
[02:42] ---
Well, she said she had something to do.
[02:45] ---
She probably wanted to give us some privacy,
since she's in a different Familia.
[02:49] ---
So are all of us.
[02:53] ---
That's right.
[02:58] ---
Bell-sama, is it time
for you to rank up again?
[03:01] ---
Not yet.
[03:02] ---
My ability scores have gone up a lot since
I got back from the Eighteenth Floor, though.
[03:06] ---
Give me a break! I finally
caught up to you.
[03:09] ---
I can't have you just
sailing on to Level 3 like that.
[03:11] ---
I think it's just a matter of time.
[03:14] ---
Quiet.
[03:16] ---
Level 3? Hah!
[03:19] ---
I don't know if they call you
the Record Holder or whatever,
[03:22] ---
but you shouldn't try to
con people all the time.
[03:26] ---
A rabbit who's fast at
running and nothing else
[03:29] ---
ran from all the monsters until he ranked up!
[03:32] ---
And now he says he's close to Level 3?
[03:35] ---
If I were him, I'd be too
embarrassed to leave my home.
[03:39] ---
Sheesh...
[03:41] ---
Just ignore him, Bell-sama.
[03:43] ---
Oh, right.
[03:45] ---
Look! Your comrades are just a bunch of
random people from different familias.
[03:49] ---
A failure of a blacksmith and
a tiny shrimp for a supporter.
[03:53] ---
I guess that's perfect for
a cheating rookie, though!
[03:59] ---
I guess you can't help it, though.
[04:01] ---
The cowardly rabbit's familia
is the weakest of them all.
[04:05] ---
The lowest of the low.
[04:06] ---
It's led by a failure of
a goddess with no dignity
[04:11] ---
and no authority, just her enormous boobs.
[04:15] ---
Take that back!
[04:17] ---
B-Bell-sama!
[04:21] ---
You're mad because I'm right, huh?
[04:23] ---
Tell the truth!
[04:25] ---
You're embarrassed to be the child
of that tiny goddess, aren't you?
[04:34] ---
My hand slipped!
[04:35] ---
You bastard!
[04:35] ---
Damn it!
[04:39] ---
This is the problem with adventurers.
[04:52] ---
Who else wants some?
[04:54] ---
I do.
[05:04] ---
Welf!
[05:11] ---
Bell-sama!
[05:13] ---
Is that all you've got, Little Rookie?
[05:16] ---
But I've only given you a few love taps.
[05:18] ---
He's with the Apollo Familia!
[05:22] ---
That's Phoebus Apollo... Hyakinthos!
[05:26] ---
Isn't he Level 3?
[05:27] ---
Hurting my companions
carries a high price.
[05:31] ---
And you're going to pay it.
[05:39] ---
All of you wimps need
to shut the hell up.
[05:47] ---
You're making my drink
taste bad, so get lost.
[05:53] ---
You've ruined my mood. Let's go.
[06:04] ---
Don't be so damned cocky!
[06:09] ---
Bell-sama! Are you okay?
[06:13] ---
What the hell was that about?
[06:17] ---
Well done, Bell!
[06:20] ---
It's not often I see you
come home after a fight!
[06:24] ---
I'm kind of happy you're so spirited,
but also kind of sad.
[06:28] ---
Bell-sama's personality has
become much cruder lately!
[06:31] ---
You must be a bad influence on him!
[06:34] ---
That's no fair, Li'l Lili.
[06:36] ---
Can't you rub this in
a little more gently?
[06:38] ---
No!
[06:39] ---
But I don't think you should be fighting.
[06:43] ---
Look at how beat up you got.
[06:47] ---
But they were saying
mean things about you.
[06:52] ---
When I heard that, I just...
[06:54] ---
I'm very happy you got mad for my sake.
[06:58] ---
But it would make me sadder if
you got hurt because of that.
[07:04] ---
Goddess...
[07:07] ---
Next time, just laugh it off.
[07:10] ---
Tell them, "My goddess is too important
to get mad about what you say."
[07:18] ---
Okay. Next time, I won't say anything.
[07:21] ---
Goddess, I'm sorry.
[07:24] ---
I'm concerned about the
way they acted, though.
[07:27] ---
I hope they don't come after us for revenge.
[07:30] ---
Who was it, Miss Supporter?
[07:33] ---
The Apollo Familia.
[07:35] ---
What?
[07:40] ---
You got in a fight with
the Apollo Familia?
[07:42] ---
Yes.
[07:44] ---
My Goddess scolded me.
[07:48] ---
Then there's no reason for
me to pester you about it,
[07:51] ---
but as your advisor, that wasn't
something I wanted to hear.
[07:56] ---
I'm sorry, Eina-san.
[07:58] ---
There's no changing the past now.
[08:01] ---
But be careful from now on.
[08:03] ---
Battles between familias can
turn the town into a war zone.
[08:07] ---
O-Okay.
[08:10] ---
For now, you're exploring
the Thirteenth Floor?
[08:12] ---
I'm trying to go through it at a safe pace.
[08:15] ---
I see. Good luck, then.
[08:17] ---
Okay!
[08:19] ---
You're Bell Cranel, yes?
[08:22] ---
Yes, I am.
[08:25] ---
Give this to your Goddess.
[08:32] ---
I am Daphne. This is Cassandra.
[08:36] ---
As you've no doubt guessed,
we're from the Apollo Familia.
[08:39] ---
It's an invitation to
a banquet Apollo-sama is having.
[08:45] ---
You don't have to come, but...
[08:49] ---
We've done our job and given it to you.
[08:51] ---
Bye.
[08:56] ---
You have my condolences.
[09:02] ---
I can't believe that the Apollo Familia
invited us now, of all times.
[09:08] ---
We can't ignore it, can we?
[09:11] ---
Is it a Banquet of the Gods?
[09:14] ---
Yeah. And one that's a little
different than usual.
[09:20] ---
Apollo and I had some history
back in Heaven, but...
[09:23] ---
All right, I'll just invite Take and Miach,
and we'll all go together, Bell-kun!
[09:30] ---
All of us?
[09:45] ---
You look great, Bell-kun!
[09:48] ---
You don't need to be embarrassed.
[09:51] ---
I-I see...
[09:54] ---
Apollo insisted I bring
a child from my familia.
[09:59] ---
Maybe he's not so bad, every once in a while.
[10:02] ---
Thanks so much, Hestia.
[10:04] ---
You got the carriage and the
clothes and everything for us.
[10:08] ---
What? I'm just doing this
to help you out, Naza-kun.
[10:11] ---
You need some luxury in your
life once in a while, right?
[10:13] ---
Thank you, Hestia-sama.
[10:17] ---
Takemikazuchi's group should be here, too.
[10:20] ---
Let's go.
[10:22] ---
Okay!
[10:27] ---
Hestia, Miach! And Bell-kun and Naza-chan!
[10:31] ---
You're as loud as ever, huh, Hermes?
[10:34] ---
I'm surprised to see you with Take, though.
[10:36] ---
We're not together because
I wanted us to be.
[10:40] ---
Aw, don't be that way, Takemikazuchi!
[10:42] ---
We both worked to save
Bell-kun together, right?
[10:47] ---
Get off me!
[10:50] ---
Mikoto-chan looks wonderful,
but so do you two!
[10:54] ---
But check this!
[10:56] ---
My Asfi's pretty good, too, huh?
[11:00] ---
S-Stop it, Hermes-sama.
[11:03] ---
I'll hit you. I mean it.
[11:04] ---
You're cute when you blush, Asfi.
[11:09] ---
Everyone, thank you for coming!
[11:14] ---
There's the host.
[11:18] ---
So that's Apollo-sama?
[11:22] ---
Yes, so it seems.
[11:32] ---
Today, I decided to hold a slightly
different banquet than usual.
[11:36] ---
Are you enjoying it?
[11:39] ---
Dressing up the children
you love so much and
[11:42] ---
bringing them to a banquet like this
[11:44] ---
is quite the change of pace, isn't it?
[11:46] ---
Great job, Apollo!
[11:47] ---
Brilliant!
[11:50] ---
I'm happy to see so many of my fellow
gods and goddesses here with their children.
[11:56] ---
Tonight will be a night for new meetings.
[12:01] ---
I just have a feeling.
[12:06] ---
Now, the night is long!
[12:08] ---
Everyone, have a good time!
[12:22] ---
Do you want to talk to Apollo?
[12:25] ---
No, I thought my Goddess and
I should introduce ourselves.
[12:29] ---
I've known Apollo since our
time in Heaven together,
[12:33] ---
and he's an interesting guy.
[12:34] ---
He's always got some love affair going on.
[12:38] ---
Right, Hestia?
[12:41] ---
Don't ask me!
[12:43] ---
Also, hmm...
[12:46] ---
He's very spiteful.
[12:48] ---
What does that mean?
[12:53] ---
There's another big name.
[12:55] ---
Who's that?
[12:57] ---
You've heard of her, right?
[12:58] ---
Freya-sama, of the Freya Familia.
[13:02] ---
Freya-sama?
[13:05] ---
Don't look at her, Bell-kun!
[13:07] ---
When you children look
at the Goddess of Beauty,
[13:09] ---
you fall under her spell immediately!
[13:20] ---
It's been so long, Hestia.
[13:22] ---
Miach and Takemikazuchi, too.
[13:24] ---
Have you been well?
[13:25] ---
Y-Yeah, I guess.
[13:28] ---
H-Hi.
[13:29] ---
You're as beautiful as ever tonight.
[13:39] ---
Will you give me sweet dreams tonight?
[13:42] ---
He will not!
[13:44] ---
Why are you blushing, Bell-kun?
[13:46] ---
She goes after every man she sees!
[13:50] ---
She'll devour a kid like you in an instant!
[13:53] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[13:55] ---
Disappointing, but it
seems I've angered Hestia.
[13:59] ---
So I'll be going.
[14:02] ---
There you are, shrimp.
[14:05] ---
Ais-san...
[14:07] ---
When did you get here?
[14:09] ---
You're so plain-looking, I didn't
hear a sound when you came in!
[14:12] ---
Shut up, dork!
[14:13] ---
If you've got a problem,
then take it up with that slut, Freya!
[14:16] ---
She stole Ais-tan's and my big entrance!
[14:19] ---
Don't try to blame it on somebody else!
[14:21] ---
And anyway, are you dressing
like a man today because
[14:23] ---
you know a dress would just
show off how you have no tits?
[14:25] ---
Moron! The star of the
show today is my Ais-tan!
[14:28] ---
You can't even tell that?
[14:34] ---
Is he yours, shrimp?
[14:37] ---
He's pretty unimpressive.
[14:39] ---
Nothing like my Ais-tan!
[14:45] ---
My Bell is much cuter than
your Wallenwhatsit!
[14:49] ---
He's lovable! Like a bunny!
[14:51] ---
Don't make me laugh, fool!
[14:53] ---
My Ais-tan is way stronger,
cuter, and cooler!
[14:56] ---
What?
[14:59] ---
Having that shrimp around
is ruining my mood.
[15:03] ---
Let's go, Ais-tan.
[15:04] ---
That's my line!
[15:06] ---
Let's go, Bell-kun!
[15:07] ---
Hmph!
[15:12] ---
Yeah...
[15:14] ---
This is the distance between familias.
[15:18] ---
The experience I've had so far isn't normal.
[15:33] ---
I just can't get used to places like this.
[15:41] ---
That's...
[15:57] ---
There you are.
[15:59] ---
Hermes-sama...
[16:01] ---
What are you doing out here?
See a cute girl?
[16:04] ---
N-No... That's not it.
[16:11] ---
This is a good chance.
Why don't we have a chat?
[16:16] ---
Why did you become an adventurer?
[16:19] ---
My grandfather...
the man who raised me...
[16:25] ---
He told me that I could find money, cute girls,
and anything else I wanted in Orario.
[16:31] ---
He told me I might want to try to find
a pretty goddess and join her familia.
[16:39] ---
Is that true?
[16:42] ---
He told me I could be a hero.
[16:44] ---
And I should go, if I was
ready to give it a real try.
[16:48] ---
You really are a funny person.
[16:57] ---
By the way, you're not going to dance?
[17:01] ---
I can't!
[17:03] ---
I've never tried.
[17:06] ---
Your grandfather told you this place is
[17:08] ---
filled with the prettiest
girls and women in the world.
[17:12] ---
This is a perfect chance
to get to know them.
[17:15] ---
B-But...
[17:16] ---
If you're not dancing, then I will.
[17:24] ---
Oh, my beautiful Sword Princess!
[17:27] ---
Would you do me the honor of a dance?
[17:34] ---
Well I think that you're a...
[17:38] ---
Oh, no! I suddenly remembered,
I have somewhere to be.
[17:44] ---
I can't just abandon a girl
after inviting her to dance.
[17:48] ---
And so, Bell-kun, how about you dance
with the Sword Princess for me?
[17:59] ---
Thanks, buddy. Don't embarrass me.
[18:04] ---
Hermes-sama!
[18:19] ---
Would you dance with me, my lady?
[18:24] ---
With pleasure.
[18:30] ---
Miach-sama...
[18:35] ---
W-Would you...
[18:40] ---
Would you dance with... me?
[18:46] ---
With pleasure.
[19:00] ---
Um...
[19:13] ---
Calm down. Don't just look at your feet.
[19:16] ---
Look up.
[19:18] ---
You'll be fine, Bell-dono. As long as you
don't step on her feet, you can regroup.
[19:25] ---
You're adventurers, right?
[19:26] ---
Look into each other's eyes.
[19:28] ---
There's no need for skill.
Just focus on each other.
[19:40] ---
Ais-tan! What the hell are you
doing with the shrimp's kid?!
[19:44] ---
Stop it, Bell-kun!
Curse you, Wallenwhatsit!
[19:49] ---
Hermes-sama, I'm not taking responsibility
for what happens later.
[19:53] ---
Don't worry... I'm prepared.
[19:55] ---
Ottarl, is it possible to bring
a herd of minotaurs here?
[20:01] ---
It is not, Freya-sama.
[20:06] ---
It's my first time dancing.
[20:09] ---
Really?
[20:12] ---
Yes.
[20:14] ---
So I'm happy.
[20:16] ---
Thank you.
[20:20] ---
Are you all enjoying the party?
[20:39] ---
Bell-kun!
[20:40] ---
Hello, Hestia.
[20:42] ---
I'm told my children had some trouble
with your familia the other day.
[20:47] ---
O-Oh, sorry about that.
[20:50] ---
My children were badly hurt by yours.
[20:53] ---
I want sufficient compensation.
[20:56] ---
What do you mean?
[20:58] ---
Bell-kun came home hurt, too!
[21:00] ---
It wasn't just our fault!
[21:02] ---
Can you say that after you see this?
[21:05] ---
It hurts! It hurts so much!
[21:10] ---
Bell-kun, did you really...?
[21:13] ---
I did not! I did not!
[21:14] ---
I'm told you threw the first punch.
[21:18] ---
I have witnesses.
[21:19] ---
You won't be able to talk
your way out of this.
[21:22] ---
They were set up.
[21:26] ---
This is ridiculous!
[21:27] ---
I don't have time for this farce.
[21:29] ---
Let's go, Bell-kun.
[21:32] ---
So you refuse to admit your guilt, Hestia?
[21:39] ---
Fine, then!
[21:40] ---
The Apollo Familia challenges
you to a War Game!
[21:48] ---
Yes! A War Game!
[21:50] ---
Apollo is brutal!
[21:51] ---
I actually want to see this!
[21:53] ---
If we win...
[21:55] ---
I'm taking your child, Bell Cranel!
[22:14] ---
Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[22:16] ---
Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Apollo
Sun God
[23:37] ---
Next time: "Apollo."