E9 - Heart-Racing Logout

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[00:02] (Flashback) Captain
    Fall in!
[00:06] (Flashback) Soldier(A)
    It's the king himself...
[00:12] (Flashback) King Deokk
    You all have such strong, rugged features.
[00:15] (Flashback) King Deokk
    I am now certain that you
    can fulfill this mission.
[00:21] (Flashback) King Deokk
    I expect nothing but the
    best from all of you.
[00:24] (Flashback) Captain
    On my very life, Your Majesty!
[00:43] Hem
    Well, at least...
[00:46] Hem
    we managed to find the wagon...
[00:50] Kamilto
    Damn it! Damn it!
[00:51] Kamilto
    Damn it!
[00:53] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    We're only here to mess with
    you in the name of revenge.
[00:58] Kamilto
    I...
[01:00] Kamilto
    I failed...
[01:03] Kamilto
    I failed to live up to the
    king's expectations!
[01:17] Kamilto
    How will the king punish us
[01:19] Kamilto
    when we report this miserable
    failure to him?
[01:26] Kamilto
    The two of us must resign
    ourselves... to...
[01:31] Kamilto
    H-Huh?!
[01:36] Kahvel
    The king? Not quite.
[01:40] Kahvel
    The one who'll be punishing you...
[01:46] Kahvel
    is me.
[01:49] Kamilto
    You're alive?!
[01:52] (Flashback) Toki
    The part about Kahvel-san
    and her two men dying
[01:54] (Flashback) Toki
    and the other two heroes falling
    in a hole was true...
[01:58] (Flashback) Toki
    but everything from Yotsuya-kun's
    conversion to Arteros onward was a lie!
[02:03] Kamilto
    I-It was... It was a lie?! How much?!
[02:06] Kamilto
    Wait! How much of it was a lie?!
[02:10] Kahvel
    Take up your weapon.
[02:19] Kahvel
    Let me teach you one thing.
[02:25] Kahvel
    The three Arteros followers are alive.
[02:28] Kahvel
    The one in black clothes who burned up...
[02:30] Kahvel
    was your man.
[02:53] Kahvel
    Any last words?
[03:06] Kamilto
    I wanted...
[03:09] Kamilto
    I wanted to bring peace to the world!
[03:14] Kamilto
    I wanted to bring peace to the wo—
[03:19] Kahvel
    Oh, really?
[03:21] Kahvel
    So you can only achieve peace
    by killing my compatriots?
[03:27] Kahvel
    In that case, we will never achieve peace
[03:30] Kahvel
    until we have eradicated
    every last one of you.
[05:07] King
    Ah, so the force those three
    were in charge of failed?
[05:13] King
    What fools. They should have
    just come straight home.
[05:17] DragonB
    Shall we send a rescue team?
[05:20] King
    Of course not. There are
    only two survivors, yes?
[05:23] DragonB
    I believe that is the prudent choice.
[05:27] DragonB
    The greater problem is that
[05:28] DragonB
    the heroes, who should be
    neutral toward humanity,
[05:32] DragonB
    have become our enemies.
[05:35] King
    You believe it may become
    necessary to fight the heroes?
[05:38] DragonB
    I do.
[05:39] DragonB
    If Kamilto, the fool that he is,
[05:41] DragonB
    had only temporarily angered them,
    it would not be an issue,
[05:45] DragonB
    but we must consider the
    worst-case scenario.
[05:48] King
    Very well.
[05:49] King
    Then begin researching
    ways to kill the heroes.
[05:54] DragonB
    Understood.
[06:04] Yotsuya
    We don't know what the letter he sent said,
[06:07] Yotsuya
    so there's no way to tell
    if this was a success.
[06:09] Kahvel
    That's true.
[06:11] Toki
    I'd say it basically was, though.
[06:13] Toki
    We rescued their captives and everything.
[06:16] Toki
    Although our actual destination
    is still a ways off...
[06:20] Toki
    Huh?
[06:22] Yotsuya
    So about the "goods"...
[06:25] Yotsuya
    There are three things I want to try.
[06:27] Toki
    Uh-huh...
[06:28] Toki
    What's going on?
[06:30] Toki
    Iu-san and the rest haven't moved...
[06:38] Merchant
    Do I have cargo bound for Radodorbo?
[06:41] Merchant
    No, I'm afraid not. I'm sorry.
[06:44] Shindou
    I see.
[06:46] Hako
    Thank you anyway.
[06:48] Shindou
    Just when we'd finally found a merchant...
[06:51] Makuah
    I looked around, but didn't see anything
    else that looked like a shop.
[06:58] Shindou
    If we just keep going and end up in
    Radodorbo with no goods, the joke's on us.
[07:04] Hako
    Actually... maybe not.
[07:08] Shindou
    Huh?
[07:09] Hako
    Makuah-san, there's something
    I'd like to ask you.
[07:14] Makuah
    Yes?
[07:18] Yotsuya
    That's the last one.
[07:21] Toki
    Are we really taking those with us?
[07:24] Yotsuya
    They might be the goods we need.
[07:27] Toki
    Yeah, but... to be honest, I don't want
    to be on the same wagon as them...
[07:33] Toki
    I mean, there's a little
    kid with us, you know?
[07:35] Toki
    I don't think it sets a good example...
[07:38] Belili
    You don't need to worry about me.
[07:40] Belili
    Is there anything I can help you with?
[07:43] Yotsuya
    You only just woke up. Just rest, okay?
[07:47] Belili
    Okay!
[07:49] Toki
    So pure!
[07:52] Toki
    God, this is scary! The possibilities
    of shota are just too infinite!
[07:56] Toki
    Scary!
[07:59] Toki
    Uh, yeah... of course...
[08:02] Yotsuya
    If you really don't want
    to ride in the wagon,
[08:05] Yotsuya
    want to take over driving
    the horses for me?
[08:08] Toki
    What? I can?
[08:09] Kahvel
    Huh?!
[08:10] Toki
    Huh?
[08:11] Kahvel
    Oh, um... n-nothing.
[08:14] Kahvel
    Please continue.
[08:21] Belili
    Wow, really?
[08:23] Belili
    Heroes really are amazing!
[08:26] Belili
    I admire you!
[08:31] Belili
    And you healed me, too! Thank you so much!
[08:35] Yotsuya
    It's okay...
[08:41] Kahvel
    Is something bothering you?
[08:43] Toki
    Uh, no, nothing.
[08:46] Toki
    Damn straight it's bothering me!
[08:49] Toki
    Why did she sigh?!
[08:51] Toki
    Wait, is she...
[08:56] Toki
    actually into him?!
[08:58] Toki
    And she's sad because
    she's not next to him?
[09:01] Toki
    Nah, no way. Couldn't be.
[09:10] Yotsuya
    Since we're carrying more people now,
[09:12] Yotsuya
    we need to take breaks more often.
[09:17] Kahvel
    Great Hero, um... this may
    not be the time, but...
[09:22] Yotsuya
    What?
[09:25] Kahvel
    N-Nothing! Never mind...
[09:30] Toki
    Was she about to confess her love for him?!
[09:33] Toki
    She totally was, wasn't she?!
[09:41] Kahvel
    Oh, yes...
[09:43] Kahvel
    At our current pace, we should reach our
    destination the day after tomorrow.
[09:47] Yotsuya
    Got it.
[09:50] Kahvel
    Our journey is almost over...
[09:57] Toki
    What's that air of sorrow about her?!
[09:59] Toki
    Is she regretting that she'll have
    to part ways with Yotsuya-kun soon?
[10:11] Toki
    I guess even someone like Kahvel-san
    gets hesitant about confessing.
[10:16] Toki
    Come to think of it, there was
    an event like this in WonSta*...
SIGN    Tsubasa
SIGN    I love to see you working so hard
    for someone else, Onee-sama.
[10:21] Toki
    When you help a mob character confess,
[10:23] Toki
    your affection level with
    Tsubasa-kun shoots up!
[10:27] Toki
    Tsubasa-kun! I'll do my very best!
[10:29] Toki
    I'm gonna get through this
    event successfully!
[10:35] Toki
    Tsubasa-kun... Tsubasa-kyun...
[10:38] Toki
    I wuv you! Oh, God, I told him! Me!
[10:39] Belili
    Um, is she all right?
[10:42] Belili
    The lady hero... She's swaying around...
[10:44] Toki
    I hope I get to see you
    soon, Tsubasa-kyun...
[10:46] Yotsuya
    Uh, yeah... She's fine.
[10:48] Yotsuya
    That happens all the time with gamers.
[10:50] Belili
    Oh...
[10:51] Toki
    I'm getting all riled up...
[10:51] Yotsuya
    I can't wait to get back home
    and play games, too...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN    ►Omnivorous creatures used to
    deliver messages.
    
    
    ►Their homing instinct always guides them back home.
    It can deliver messages to its own home, but not from
    its home to anywhere else.
    
    ►In rare cases, they have been known to stray from their flocks and be taken in as pets.
[11:08] Yotsuya
    Switch seats?
[11:10] Toki
    Yeah.
[11:11] Toki
    My butt hurts after sitting
    on that horse for so long.
[11:23] Toki
    I call it WonSta's Famous
    "Get the Two Alone" Plan!
SIGN    Tsubasa
SIGN    Is it all right if I hold you until help comes?
[11:32] Toki
    When the two of them are
    alone in a tight space,
[11:34] Toki
    it leads to the classic WonSta scene that
    never fails to raise your affection level!
[11:39] Toki
    The two of them alone on a wagon,
[11:40] Toki
    the time to say goodbye*
    drawing ever nearer...
[11:43] Toki
    It all means there's only one thing to do!
[11:48] Toki
    You're sleeping?!
[11:50] Toki
    I mean, I know you were up all night,
[11:52] Toki
    but don't you have something
    more important to do?!
SIGN    Hoe
SIGN    Sickle
[12:03] ---
    m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Kitchen Knife
SIGN    Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 2
    
    Composition> Iron, wood
    Effects> -20% sharpness when attacking
     anything but plants or animals
    
    Regeneration Time> 3 days
SIGN    Pot
SIGN    Hoe
SIGN    Kama
SIGN    Kitchen Knife
[12:03] ---
    m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Kitchen Knife
SIGN    Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 3
    Composition> Iron, wood
    Effects> -20% sharpness when attacking
     anything but plants or animals
     +100% strength when attacking
     bone
    Regeneration Time> 3 days
SIGN    Chopper
SIGN    Pot
SIGN    Kitchen Knife
SIGN    Chopper
[12:04] ---
    m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Pot
SIGN    Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 2
    
    Composition> Iron
    
    Effects> Rarely burns food even when
     not coated with oil.
    
    Regeneration Time> 5 days
SIGN    Hoe
SIGN    Kama
[12:09] Toki
    Next is WonSta*'s Classic
    "Shared Task" Plan!
SIGN    Tsubasa
SIGN    You can't cut the pumpkin?
    Then let's cut it together.
[12:19] Toki
    Trust deepens when two people
    perform a task together!
[12:22] Toki
    One touch makes the heart race!
[12:24] Toki
    Yotsuya usually does the cooking alone,
[12:27] Toki
    but just for today, Kahvel-san can...
[12:30] Kahvel
    Great Hero!
[12:33] Kahvel
    I found the perfect game!
[12:35] Kahvel
    We'll have a grand feast tonight!
[12:38] Yotsuya
    Whoa, it's huge!
[12:38] Belili
    Oh, wow! It's so big!
[12:40] Yotsuya
    You've done it again!
[12:41] Toki
    Is that their shared task?
[12:43] Toki
    Where'd those racing hearts go?
[12:46] Belili
    Wow! You're so amazing!
[12:49] Yotsuya
    You think so?
[12:51] Belili
    Yes, I do!
[12:52] Yotsuya
    But I'm really not...
[12:54] Belili
    I wish I could be like you!
[12:56] Yotsuya
    Seriously? Aw, thanks.
[12:58] Toki
    If orthodox methods don't work...
[13:01] Toki
    Go full yandere!
[13:06] Yotsuya
    We don't need to train in the
    middle of the day, do we?
[13:09] Toki
    B-But we don't have much time
    left to learn from Kahvel-san!
[13:15] Kahvel
    We'll just do enough to help you digest.
[13:18] Kahvel
    Come!
[13:20] Toki
    This is it! The WonSta plan that earned the
    most mixed reviews in the game's history!
SIGN    Jaga
SIGN    I'll carve my feelings into you as a scar that'll never fade!
[13:30] Toki
    The most controversial method in
    WonSta, used by Jaga-sama...
[13:36] Toki
    Kahvel-san can just carve her love into Yotsuya
    to make sure she can leave with no regrets!
[13:42] Toki
    There is a form of love that can*
    only be expressed through combat!
[13:46] Toki
    Kahvel-san...
[13:48] Toki
    Yandere was never really my thing,
[13:50] Toki
    but this isn't so bad...
[13:52] Kahvel
    All right, let's switch now.
[13:54] Toki
    Huh?
[13:57] Toki
    No! This isn't about me!
[14:00] Kahvel
    You were the one who suggested we train!
[14:03] Toki
    No! I don't wanna get cut up!
[14:05] Kahvel
    Just a tiny little slice!
[14:06] Toki
    Yotsuya! Why are you just gawking?!
[14:11] Toki
    This is not working at all.
[14:14] Toki
    Tsubasa-kun, comfort me!
[14:18] Toki
    Tsubasa-kun...
[14:19] Bilili
    Is she really all right?
[14:22] Yotsuya
    Uh... I don't know anymore.
[14:25] Toki
    I mean, if you set flags on a character,
[14:27] Toki
    you're supposed to have an event
    ready so they can be retrieved!
[14:29] Toki
    So why is nothing happening?!
[14:33] Toki
    This piece of shit game is so messed up!
[14:36] Toki
    Put more hot guys in it!
[14:36] Yotsuya
    Yeah, she must be fine if
    she's able to complain.
[14:38] Toki
    I want one who'll call me
    "Onee-sama" at a time like this!
[14:40] Yotsuya
    Getting mad takes a lot of energy.
[14:41] Toki
    This game is just shit! Learn from WonSta!
[14:46] Shindou
    Seriously, Kusue, good job noticing that.
[14:51] Shindou
    There must be delivery companies that
    transport cargo in this world, too.
[14:57] Hako
    Yeah, this world made me jump straight
    to the idea of merchants, at first,
[15:02] Hako
    but normally, it'd be delivery
    companies that transport cargo.
[15:07] Makuah
    And it was just our luck that they
    have a monthly delivery today.
[15:13] Shindou
    Here they come!
[15:16] Shindou
    And they've got cargo!
[15:18] Shindou
    That's gotta be the one!
[15:20] Delivery Driver
    Cargo bound for Radodorbo?
[15:23] Delivery Driver
    Yes, I have some.
[15:24] Shindou
    Yes!
[15:25] Shindou
    If you don't mind, please allow
    us to escort you to Radodorbo.
[15:29] Delivery Driver
    Well, I wouldn't mind that...
[15:32] Delivery Guard
    Now, wait just a minute.
[15:34] Delivery Guard
    Heroes or not, I don't
    need any competition.
[15:39] Shindou
    We can't back down, either.
    Our lives depend on this.
[15:43] Delivery Guard
    Well, then...
[15:46] Delivery Guard
    I have no choice!
[15:58] Shindou
    Well? No choice but to do what?
[16:10] Toki
    I got myself all exhausted for nothing.
[16:13] Toki
    Is Kahvel-san gonna be able
    to retrieve her flags?
[16:31] Kahvel
    Great Hero...
[16:33] Kahvel
    Do you have a moment?
[16:36] Yotsuya
    Uh, sure.
[16:46] Yotsuya
    You're not going to sleep?
[16:48] Kahvel
    I don't need...
[16:52] Kahvel
    No, you're right.
[16:54] Yotsuya
    Uh-huh...
[17:00] Kahvel
    Great Hero...
[17:02] Kahvel
    Um, there's... there's...
[17:06] Kahvel
    There's something I've been
    wanting to tell you.
[17:11] Yotsuya
    Okay...
[17:18] Kahvel
    Thank you.
[17:21] Kahvel
    For helping me avenge Bihmsberg.
[17:27] Kahvel
    I'm deeply, deeply grateful.
[17:31] Yotsuya
    Well, I was pissed off at them, too...
[17:39] Kahvel
    I've wanted to say that all along,
[17:42] Kahvel
    but it was difficult to
    find the right timing.
[17:46] Kahvel
    I feel better.
[17:48] Kahvel
    Now I should sleep well tonight.
[17:55] Yotsuya
    She's so dutiful.
[17:58] Toki
    That was what she wanted to say?!
[18:02] Toki
    Don't be so damn misleading!
[18:08] Delivery Driver
    You really don't mind carrying
    that stuff in your wagon?
[18:12] Shindou
    Not at all.
[18:13] Shindou
    We'll get it there no matter the cost.
    You can rest easy.
[18:17] Delivery Guard
    I can't believe I get
    to travel with heroes!
[18:20] Delivery Guard
    I'll learn so much from this!
[18:22] Hako
    It's scary how much his attitude's changed.
[18:24] Shindou
    Don't worry about it.
[18:26] Shindou
    Off we go!
[18:36] Yotsuya
    Since we'll reach Radodorbo
    before the end of the day,
[18:38] Yotsuya
    I'd like to review what we're
    going to do upon arrival.
[18:42] Yotsuya
    We've prepared three different cargos.
[18:45] Yotsuya
    The first is...
[18:48] Yotsuya
    the three condemned convicts.
[18:49] Yotsuya
    If we get them to a church
    where they'll be kept safe,
[18:52] Yotsuya
    we might complete the quest.
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 15 hours
[19:01] Yotsuya
    If not, we'll try the second...
[19:04] Yotsuya
    the personal effects of the
    dead kingdom soldiers.
[19:07] Yotsuya
    If we can sell them or get
    someone to accept them,
[19:10] Yotsuya
    they might be counted as "the goods."
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 14 hours
[19:18] Yotsuya
    And that leaves our third cargo.
[19:22] Toki
    Those, huh?
[19:27] Shindou
    At this pace, we should get there
    with plenty of time to spare...
[19:32] Hako
    But will helping to escort a
    delivery man really be enough?
[19:38] Shindou
    If it does work, then what did
    we go through all that for?
[19:42] Shindou
    It just seems too easy.
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 13 hours
[19:45] Shindou
    And we still have the
    other part of the quest.
[19:48] Hako
    Considering our pace so far,
    that'll be a close call, too.
[19:55] Both
    It's cleared?!
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 13 hours
[20:01] Toki
    It's cleared!
[20:04] Yotsuya
    So this was it.
[20:12] Maranba Soldier 2
    To think the Kingdom of Deokk was
    carrying out such atrocities...
[20:17] Kahvel
    If you'd like more evidence
    than what we've given you,
[20:21] Kahvel
    go to the church.
    The victims are being cared for there.
[20:25] Maranba Soldier 2
    Very well.
[20:27] Maranba Soldier 2
    We truly thank you for bringing us this
    information and stopping their plans.
[20:32] Maranba Soldier 2
    But even if it serves as evidence...
[20:35] Maranba Soldier 2
    You really don't need to bring
    severed heads next time.
[20:47] Toki
    I never would've thought the kingdom
    soldiers' heads would be the right answer.
[20:51] Yotsuya
    It may have met the conditions
    to be considered "the goods,"
[20:55] Yotsuya
    but in the end, I guess it was
    all up to how the Master felt.
[20:59] Shindou
    Hey!
[21:02] Shindou
    I'm so glad we found you!
[21:08] Shindou
    In any case, we completed one quest.
[21:11] Shindou
    Good job!
[21:13] Hako
    That just leaves covering more of the map.
[21:15] Toki
    We have a day and a half left.
[21:18] Yotsuya
    Then...
[21:20] Three
    Let's split up.
[21:27] Yotsuya
    Wh-Why... do I feel like I've been
    dumped by a girl I didn't ask out?
SIGN    Heart-Racing Logout
SIGN    To: Yotsuya Yuusuke
[23:29] Seiyuu
    Do you... really think we
    should stay like this?
[23:33] Seiyuu
    Listen...
[23:35] Three
    Let's split up.
[23:35] Yotsuya
    Wait! I never asked you out!
[23:37] Yotsuya
    Where are you even filming this?!