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E8 - Non-Player Killer

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[00:01] Yotsuya
    Okay. Let's split up.
[00:05] Hako
    What do you mean by "split up"?
[00:07] Yotsuya
    Uh, just that we should split into
    two groups and travel separately.
[00:13] Shindou
    Two groups?
[00:15] Yotsuya
    One to follow the Deokk soldiers
    and save those prisoners,
[00:19] Yotsuya
    and one to look for different
    cargo bound for Radodorbo.
[00:23] Yotsuya
    Since we don't know exactly
    what "the goods" entails,
[00:27] Yotsuya
    we can't even be clear on the
    requirements to complete the quest.
[00:30] Hako
    That's true.
[00:31] Hako
    If we have the wrong idea of what
    it is, we'll all suffer for it.
[00:35] Shindou
    I get that, but what teams
    are we splitting into?
[00:42] Yotsuya
    With our combat strength in mind,
[00:43] Yotsuya
    I think Shindou-san and I
    should be on separate teams.
[00:46] Kahvel
    Obviously...
[00:48] Kahvel
    I'll be pursuing the men from Deokk.
[00:50] Kahvel
    I must avenge Bihmsberg.
[00:54] Yotsuya
    That just leaves the question
    of where the rest will go.
SIGN    Maramba Territory
SIGN    Checkpoint
SIGN    Radodorbo
[02:30] Yotsuya
    We have about seven days and one hour left.
SIGN    Team A
SIGN    Horse x1
SIGN    Cart
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SIGN     Makuah
    
    Private soldier of
    Kahvel's family
SIGN     Hakozaki Kusue
    
    
    Warrior (Sword) R7
SIGN     Shindou Iu
    
    
    Warrior (Sword) R4
SIGN    Search for cargo bound for Radodorbo
SIGN    Team B
SIGN    Horse x2
SIGN    Wagon
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SIGN    Kahvel
SIGN     Tokitate Yuka
    
    Wizard (Heat) R6
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
    
    Wizard (Creature) R9
    
    
SIGN     Follow the Deokk soldiers

[02:41] Shindou
    If we stay on the main road,
[02:43] Shindou
    we should come across a
    settlement eventually.
[02:46] Hako
    And if we offer to escort any
    deliveries from there to Radodorbo,
[02:50] Hako
    we can achieve our goal.
[02:51] Makuah
    Yeah, and to do that, we might
    not even need a settlement.
[02:55] Makuah
    We could run into a traveling
    merchant headed for Radodorbo.
[02:59] Shindou
    Oh, yeah, and escorting them
    would have the same effect.
[03:03] Shindou
    This might actually be easy.
[03:05] Yotsuya
    Looks like Team A is making good progress.
[03:10] Yotsuya
    So as Team B, we'll also follow the plan
[03:13] Yotsuya
    to continue pursuing the route
    Deokk's wagon is taking.
[03:16] Toki
    Why am I on this team?
[03:18] Toki
    It's bound to be a lot more dangerous!
[03:21] Kahvel
    They don't know that we
    made it out of the cave.
[03:24] Kahvel
    Killing them in an ambush
    might work well enough,
[03:28] Kahvel
    but one thing concerns me.
[03:31] Kahvel
    Before they locked us in that cave...
[03:43] (Flashback) Kamilto
    We're counting on you.
[03:57] Kahvel
    I suspect it was routine communication
    with the kingdom...
[04:01] Kahvel
    but it was likely a notice that they
    were going to trap some enemy heroes
[04:04] Kahvel
    and soldiers of Cortonel the next day.
[04:08] Yotsuya
    There's a good chance you're right.
[04:10] Kahvel
    And what if the kingdom's
    soldiers went missing
[04:14] Kahvel
    shortly after trapping Cortonel's soldiers?
[04:18] Toki
    It might imply that we escaped their trap
[04:21] Toki
    and ended up killing them?
[04:24] Kahvel
    Right.
[04:25] Kahvel
    No, they are a militant nation.
[04:28] Kahvel
    Regardless of the truth,
[04:30] Kahvel
    they might use it as an
    excuse to declare war.
[04:33] Kahvel
    We must avoid that.
[04:36] Toki
    You mean war would break out?
[04:38] Kahvel
    Speaking strictly in terms of numbers,
[04:41] Kahvel
    the kingdom has ten times
    the soldiers we do.
[04:43] Kahvel
    We'd stand no chance...
[04:44] Kahvel
    and I don't want to see my country
    destroyed because of me.
[04:49] Yotsuya
    So what we need to do first
[04:52] Yotsuya
    is get them to write a letter
    saying Cortonel isn't the enemy.
[04:57] Toki
    Get them to write that?
[05:00] Yotsuya
    We don't know his written language,
    penmanship, or signature,
[05:03] Yotsuya
    so we can't force them to write
    it, or write it for them.
[05:07] Yotsuya
    We need to convince them
    that it's the truth
[05:09] Yotsuya
    so that they'll report it to the kingdom.
[05:12] Toki
    Uh, that sounds impossible.
[05:14] Yotsuya
    A letter might not have any effect.
[05:17] Yotsuya
    The kingdom could just ignore the letter
    and start a war with Cortonel.
[05:23] Yotsuya
    But still,
[05:25] Yotsuya
    I want them to know hell and despair...
[05:27] Yotsuya
    humiliation and regret...
[05:30] Yotsuya
    and I want them feeling
    all that as they die.
[05:35] Yotsuya
    I have an idea.
[05:40] Both
    What an evil face!
[05:48] Yotsuya
    We finally caught up to them.
[05:50] Toki
    Looks like the soldiers and the
    convicts are all unharmed.
[05:54] Kahvel
    When do we strike?
[05:55] Yotsuya
    Not yet.
[05:57] Yotsuya
    This is all flat land with no obstacles.
[05:59] Yotsuya
    We'll follow them at a fixed distance
    until everything is ready.
[06:10] Yotsuya
    Go time will be tomorrow.
[06:12] (Flashback) Toki
    Okay, got it.
[06:14] (Flashback) Toki
    You know, I'm impressed you keep coming
    up with these ruthless ideas.
[06:18] (Flashback) Toki
    Maybe the plan wasn't to make
    you a hero, but a demon king.
[06:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Well, I was always good
    at stuff like that...
[06:27] Yotsuya
    Like the Dark Surreal series
    and the Fall Bad series.
[06:32] Toki
    Ah, console games, huh?
[06:34] Yotsuya
    Thinking about how to kill enemies
    is a pretty regular part of my day.
[06:39] Toki
    I haven't played anything but social
    network games for about a year now.
[06:42] Tsubasa
    Your smile is more beautiful than
    any treasure in the world.

[06:43] Toki
    God, I wanna meet Tsubasa-kun right now!
[06:45] Toki
    Tsubasa-kyun! Want!
[06:49] Toki
    So this world...
[06:52] Toki
    This world is virtual, right?
[06:55] Yotsuya
    I'm not really sure.
[06:58] Toki
    So let's say...
[07:02] Toki
    I-If you... kissed a character
    from this world...
[07:07] Toki
    would it count as your first kiss?
[07:10] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[07:12] Yotsuya
    Wait a minute... Don't tell me...
[07:15] Yotsuya
    Did you?! Who was it? Makuah-san?
[07:19] Toki
    Hell no! I wasn't talking about me!
[07:23] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[07:25] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san, then?
[07:27] Toki
    It was just hypothetical!
[07:29] Toki
    It wasn't about anyone in particular!
[07:31] Toki
    I meant you! Also, you're just
    naturally rude, aren't you?!
[07:35] Yotsuya
    Yeah, but isn't a first kiss
    just an abstract concept?
[07:39] Yotsuya
    So why not count it toward your
    experience, virtual or not?
[07:43] Yotsuya
    Especially in a world as
    realistic as this one.
[07:47] Yotsuya
    Anyway, I'm gonna swap out with Kahvel-san.
[07:50] Toki
    And what would it be if you were asleep?
[07:54] Toki
    I guess it wouldn't count
    toward your experience, then.
[07:57] Toki
    I mean, I've seen a lot of
    stories where the person
[07:59] Toki
    was actually awake and just missed the
    right timing to pretend to wake up...
[08:01] Yotsuya
    Kahvel-san, rise and shine.
[08:03] Yotsuya
    It's your turn to take over the watch.
[08:04] Toki
    But based on that reaction,
[08:06] Toki
    he was legit asleep.
[08:11] Kamilto
    It has been a difficult journey.
[08:13] Kamilto
    All of our senior officers died in action,
[08:15] Kamilto
    leaving me, a lower officer,
    to lead the remainder of our march,
[08:20] Kamilto
    in an unprecedented turn of events.
[08:23] Kamilto
    However, our journey will
    end in three days.
[08:26] Kamilto
    By giving these heretics
    practicing a foreign religion
[08:28] Kamilto
    their execution in the international
    port town of Radodorbo,
[08:32] Kamilto
    we can eliminate them at the source
[08:34] Kamilto
    and stop them from contaminating our
    continent of Meri any further!
[08:40] All
    Yeah!
[08:41] Yotsuya
    So, hey...
[08:45] Yotsuya
    Got a minute?
[08:47] Kamilto
    What?!
[08:48] Kamilto
    You made it out of that dungeon?!
[08:51] Kamilto
    Prepare for battle!
[08:54] Yotsuya
    Now, hang on a minute.
[08:56] Yotsuya
    I'm just here to negotiate.
[08:58] Kamilto
    Negotiate?
[09:00] Yotsuya
    Yeah.
[09:01] Yotsuya
    You know fighting won't do
    any good anyway, right?
[09:04] Yotsuya
    We heroes recover from any
    wound in twenty seconds,
[09:08] Yotsuya
    and even if we die,
    we revive in forty seconds.
[09:12] Yotsuya
    You guys can't beat us.
[09:15] Kamilto
    What is it, then?
    What do you want to negotiate?
[09:18] Yotsuya
    First, one thing...
[09:20] Yotsuya
    The four from Cortonel died in that cave.
[09:23] Yotsuya
    Also, two of the heroes fell in a hole,
[09:24] Yotsuya
    so only the four-eyes and I remain.
[09:27] Yotsuya
    Yo, four-eyes!
[09:28] Toki
    Keep your damn voice down. I'm right here.
[09:32] Toki
    This negotiation only stands
    to benefit you, anyway.
[09:35] Toki
    Why do I need to be here?
[09:38] Kamilto
    Only him?
[09:39] Toki
    Yeah!
[09:41] Toki
    He's a hero, but he converted
    to the religion of Arteros!
[09:45] Kamilto
    What?!
[09:46] Yotsuya
    That's right.
[09:48] Yotsuya
    I'm negotiating for my
    three fellow believers.
[09:52] Yotsuya
    If you don't hand them over,
[09:53] Yotsuya
    I'll use my immortality to spread our
    Saint's teachings all over the world!
[09:58] Yotsuya
    The people will heed the words of a hero!
[10:00] Yotsuya
    And then...
[10:01] Yotsuya
    the world will be teeming
    with believers of Arteros!
[10:06] Kamilto
    Even if we comply,
    you'll still be free to do that!
[10:09] Kamilto
    What is there to negotiate?!
[10:10] Yotsuya
    You have until the sun
    rises tomorrow to decide.
[10:14] Yotsuya
    If the three believers are hurt or
    killed before then, the deal is off.
[10:18] Yotsuya
    I will return here at that time.
[10:21] Yotsuya
    You'd better make your decision by then.
[10:27] Yotsuya
    So long! Let's go, four-eyes!
[10:29] Toki
    Oh, shut up!
[10:37] Gurobi
    What should we do?
[10:38] Kamilto
    There's nothing to negotiate!
[10:40] Hem
    But we can't just do nothing...
[10:42] Kamilto
    I realize that.
[10:44] Kamilto
    If an immortal hero propagates
    that heretical religion,
[10:47] Kamilto
    this expedition will be not
    only wasted, but detrimental!
[10:51] Gurobi
    We must do something about them.
[10:53] Hem
    But wait...
[10:54] Hem
    He said they've already lost two heroes!
[10:57] Kamilto
    That's it!
[10:58] Kamilto
    Heroes can't die, but they can be
    trapped in holes or jail cells!
[11:01] Hem
    Yes, so if we capture them before
    the end of the night—
[11:05] Toki
    Good point.
[11:07] Toki
    Heroes don't die, but that's all.
[11:11] Toki
    Yeah, hi! Four-eyes here!
[11:14] Hem
    Y—
[11:14] Gurobi
    You!
[11:16] Toki
    Shh! I came here in secret.
[11:18] Kamilto
    What do you want?
[11:20] Toki
    You know I've never really gotten
    along with that jerk, right?
[11:24] Kamilto
    Y-Yes...
[11:26] Kamilto
    Come to think of it, you didn't
    seem fond of each other.
[11:29] Kamilto
    What, then? Are you selling him out?
[11:31] Toki
    Now that it's just the two of us,
[11:33] Toki
    it's been even worse than before.
[11:36] Toki
    If you're willing to capture him,
    I'll tell you where he sleeps.
[11:40] Toki
    How about it? You could leave right now.
[11:43] Gurobi
    We can't trust you.
[11:45] Hem
    You're probably planning to free the
    convicts while we're away from the wagon.
[11:49] Toki
    Then why don't you come with me
    first to see where he's sleeping?
[11:54] Kamilto
    No, going there and coming
    back first would waste time.
[11:57] Gurobi
    What should we do, then?
[12:00] Kamilto
    Hem and I will go and capture him.
[12:02] Kamilto
    Gurobi, stay and keep watch.
[12:04] Both
    Yes, sir!
[12:05] Kamilto
    If she's lying, we'll just take her prisoner.
[12:09] Kamilto
    All right?
[12:09] Toki
    Of course. Let me show you the way.
[12:12] Toki
    Two against one, huh?
[12:14] Toki
    Oh, boy. They fell for it.
[12:17] Kamilto
    Bring me a rope.
[12:18] Gurobi
    At once, sir!
[12:20] Toki
    Don't blame me.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN    If a player attacks a human, it is considered
    unjustifiable self-defense against humans.
    (This is not the case if the human attacks the
    player first.)
    
    The player is then penalized with a reduction
    in experience points, which may cause their
    rank to drop. It is possible for a player's rank to
    fall below 1, meaning a negative rank.
[12:28] Kamilto
    Well? How much longer?
[12:31] Toki
    It's just up ahead.
[12:32] Toki
    We'll be there in another minute or so.
[12:34] Kamilto
    Very well. One minute, then.
[12:41] Kamilto
    And now?
[12:42] Toki
    Soon.
[12:43] Toki
    We'll be there in about thirty seconds.
[12:53] Kamilto
    Hem, go take a look.
[12:55] Hem
    Yes, sir.
[12:59] Toki
    Well, I've probably dragged
    them far enough away.
[13:05] Hem
    Captain...
[13:06] Hem
    I didn't see anything up ahead.
[13:13] Kamilto
    So you were lying.
[13:15] Kamilto
    When we reach Radodorbo,
[13:16] Kamilto
    I'll tie weights to you and
    throw you into the sea!
[13:18] Kamilto
    You can spend eternity there!
[13:22] Hem
    What's that?
[13:27] Yotsuya
    Welcome back...
[13:29] Yotsuya
    and I'm terribly sorry.
[13:32] Yotsuya
    You two are hereby relieved of duty.
[13:37] Yotsuya
    Return to your homeland.
[13:41] Kamilto
    The Arteros believers...
[13:43] Kamilto
    Did you kill them?! Even the child?!
[13:52] Toki
    You look so confused!
[13:54] Toki
    The part about Kahvel-san
    and her two men dying
[13:56] Toki
    and the other two heroes falling
    in a hole was true...
[14:00] Toki
    but everything from Yotsuya-kun's
    conversion to Arteros onward was a lie!
[14:05] Kamilto
    What?!
[14:06] Yotsuya
    You see...
[14:08] Yotsuya
    We're only here to mess with
    you in the name of revenge.
[14:14] Yotsuya
    For our five fallen allies.
[14:17] Yotsuya
    Now, the last survivor...
[14:21] Kamilto
    S-Stop it! Stop!
[14:23] Yotsuya
    This is the end for the missionary.
[14:32] Hem
    He soaked him in oil?!
[14:34] Kamilto
    He's burning him alive!
[14:36] Yotsuya
    While I'm at it...
[14:38] Yotsuya
    I think I'll set your
    horse's ass on fire, too!
[14:47] Kamilto
    What?!
[14:48] Hem
    We must go after—
[14:49] Hem
    No, if we leave the heroes here alone...
[14:53] Toki
    Burn through it!
[14:54] Toki
    Majiha Fire!
[15:00] Hem
    You won't get away!
SIGN    Wizard Ring
SIGN    Wizard Staff (Heat)
SIGN    Wizard (Heat) Clothes (Top)
SIGN    Wizard (Heat) Boots
SIGN    Wizard (Heat) Socks
[15:07] Toki
    Hot, hot, hot, hot!
[15:10] Hem
    Damn it!
[15:11] Toki
    That's hot!
[15:18] Hem
    Our horse!
[15:21] Yotsuya
    Maybe we'll take what's in the wagon, too!
[15:24] Yotsuya
    Try and catch us!
[15:27] Kamilto
    After them!
[15:29] Yotsuya
    Are they coming?
[15:30] Toki
    They sure are.
[15:32] Toki
    It'd be all over if they
    checked the bodies, huh?
[15:44] (Flashback) Guy
    Sir, there seems to be quite
    a lot of noise outside.
[15:48] (Flashback) Fofcel
    What's going on?
[15:52] (Flashback) Guy
    The hero?!
[15:53] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Take off your clothes! Hurry!
[15:55] (Flashback) Fofcel
    Huh?!
[15:57] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    We're going to save you.
[16:03] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Perfect.
[16:06] Yotsuya
    Now they'll write that Kahvel-san and
    the others from Cortonel are dead,
[16:10] Yotsuya
    and that we heroes interfered
    with them to get revenge.
[16:14] Yotsuya
    So the relationship between Cortonel and
    Deokk will remain unchanged, at least.
[16:19] Yotsuya
    In fact, Kamilto...
[16:23] Kamilto
    Our refusal to let them accompany us
[16:25] Kamilto
    and trapping them in the
    ruins led us to this!
[16:28] Kamilto
    I can't face King Deokk now!
[16:32] Yotsuya
    ...is drowning in despair over his
    own lapse in judgment right now.
[16:38] Toki
    I'm not sure if I should be impressed...
[16:40] Toki
    He's definitely not the kind
    of guy I'd want as a friend.
[16:42] Toki
    I'd want him as an enemy even less, though.
[16:51] Shindou
    It's been three days and we haven't
    come across a single wagon.
[16:55] Makuah
    If we follow the main road,
    we're sure to find a settlement.
[16:59] Makuah
    And if we find one,
    we're sure to find merchants, too.
[17:03] Hako
    Even if we do, there's no guarantee
    we'll find cargo bound for Radodorbo.
[17:09] Shindou
    Four days and three hours left...
[17:12] Shindou
    I hope everything's going
    okay for the other two.
[17:23] Yotsuya
    I found a cave down there.
[17:30] Belili
    Oh! Great Heroes!
[17:32] Toki
    Hey, I see the boy regained consciousness.
[17:35] Fofcel
    Yes, just now.
[17:38] Toki
    So, um...
[17:40] Toki
    Belili-kun, right?
[17:42] Belili
    Yes, that's right.
[17:43] Belili
    They told me you saved my life.
[17:46] Belili
    Thank you so much,
[17:49] Belili
    pretty hero lady!
[17:56] Toki
    W-Well, you're very welcome!
[18:07] Toki
    Okay, just calm down!
[18:10] Toki
    I am not into all that shota stuff!
[18:16] Toki
    But man... I never imagined
    that plan would really work.
[18:21] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    What we'll need in advance is
    dolls to represent three people.
[18:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    We can sew together cloth sacks and
    unused clothing to make them.
[18:28] (Flashback) Toki
    But if they look at the faces,
    they'll know they're fake.
[18:31] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    We'll make it look like we
    put bags over their heads.
[18:33] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Then, if we tie ropes around their necks...
[18:36] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    It'll look like we hanged them.
[18:39] (Flashback) Toki
    Uh...
[18:40] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    If we can mix a real human in with them,
[18:43] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    it'll make these bodies look more real...
[18:47] (Flashback) Kahvel
    I understand your plan.
[18:49] (Flashback) Kahvel
    I must prepare for departure.
[18:56] (Flashback) Toki
    But if we do this, won't it mean
    killing a human character for real?
[19:01] (Flashback) Toki
    You haven't actually done that
    all this time, have you?
[19:04] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Yeah, I'm a little worried about how
    much it'll affect my experience...
[19:08] (Flashback) Toki
    No, that's not my point.
[19:11] (Flashback) Toki
    I mean... do you really think
    this world is a game?
[19:15] (Flashback) Toki
    If it's real, wouldn't that be really bad?
[19:17] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Well... I guess?
[19:19] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I mean, yeah, if it's a game, the AI they
    gave the NPCs is insanely advanced...
[19:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    But look at us.
[19:27] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    See? We have a sense of pain,
    but we barely feel any.
[19:31] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I don't know if it's just futuristic
    technology, like the Game Master said,
[19:37] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    but ultimately, it's well-made enough
    that we'd mistake it for reality.
[19:42] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I mean, we can pull weapons and
    armor out of thin air, too.
[19:48] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Isn't that enough to convince
    you that it's not real?
[19:51] (Flashback) Toki
    Well... not like it matters to me,
    since I'm not the one who'll be doing it...
[19:56] Yotsuya
    Okay, we achieved our goal
    of rescuing the prisoners.
[20:01] Yotsuya
    Now if Kahvel-san can pull
    off her part of the plan,
[20:04] Yotsuya
    we can avoid war, just like she wanted.
[20:07] Toki
    Hey...
[20:09] Toki
    Even if this is a virtual game world,
[20:13] Toki
    is it really worth killing
    someone to stop a war?
[20:15] Yotsuya
    That's even more reason to do it.
[20:17] Yotsuya
    It'll be the same world from the
    fifth quest stage onward, you know.
[20:21] Yotsuya
    And more importantly, it was a request
    from a friend. Who could refuse?
[20:26] Toki
    Huh?
[20:27] Yotsuya
    What? You do realize...
[20:29] Yotsuya
    one of our friends was already killed.
[20:32] Yotsuya
    So wouldn't you kill his killer?
[20:34] Toki
    What?!
[20:35] Toki
    Whoa! You're the last person I want to hear
    that kind of friends-first logic from!
[20:42] Toki
    I mean... if someone killed my favorite
    character in one of my games,
[20:46] Toki
    I'd totally kill whoever killed them...
[20:48] Toki
    But if that's how you feel...
[20:51] Toki
    What are the three of us to you?
[20:54] Yotsuya
    What do you mean?
[20:57] Yotsuya
    Like... say there's a bus.
[20:59] Toki
    A bus?
[21:00] Yotsuya
    It's about to fall off a cliff,
[21:03] Yotsuya
    and depending on how the weight of
    the passengers is distributed,
[21:05] Yotsuya
    it'll fall and they'll all die.
[21:08] Yotsuya
    We just happen to be four
    of those passengers.
[21:11] Toki
    That analogy sucks!
[21:12] Toki
    It's exactly like that, though!
[21:14] Yotsuya
    Tokitate-san, are you forgetting
    that your own life is on the line?
[21:23] Yotsuya
    I'm saying we can't afford to
    worry ourselves over the lives
[21:28] Yotsuya
    of characters in a game.
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[23:10] GM
    Mikkou Video!
[23:13] Toki
    Hi there! This is virtual
    MikkouVid streamer Yukarion!
SIGN    Something's starting again
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[23:18] Toki
    So, today...
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[23:19] Toki
    Whoa, sweet! The viewer count is rising!
SIGN    Who's Yukarion?
SIGN    First time seeing her
[23:23] Toki
    All right!
[23:24] Toki
    Yes! First time breaking 1,000!
[23:26] Yotsuya
    She used a third-party
    program that adds views.
[23:29] Shindou
    Wow.
[23:30] Hako
    Isn't that...
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[23:31] Hako
    a clear violation of the rules?
[23:34] Yotsuya
    Yeah, but she did complete the quest.
[23:37] Toki
    My precious account!