E14 - Yana & Aoiu Are the Väikedaam

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[00:08] Yotsuya
    A farmer's day starts early.
[02:01] Cantil
    Then you heroes will also...
[02:03] Yotsuya
    Yes, we'll be participating as mercenaries.
[02:07] Cantil
    That's very reassuring.
[02:09] Cantil
    I am Cantil.
[02:11] Cantil
    I have fought in many battles against orcs.
[02:14] Yotsuya
    I'm Yotsuya—
[02:15] Torii
    Hey, nice to know ya, Cantil-san!
[02:18] Torii
    Man, that's so cool!
[02:20] Torii
    I'm so glad we have a guy on
    our side who's been there!
[02:27] Cantil
    Excellent.
[02:28] Torii
    Hell yeah!
[02:30] Cantil
    An orc's weapons are the massive
    fists unleashed by their long arms.
[02:35] Cantil
    A direct hit from one means instant death.
[02:40] Cantil
    For that reason, you must attack
    efficiently and withdraw immediately.
[02:44] Cantil
    The key to fighting orcs is to stay
    outside their range at all times.
[02:48] Yotsuya
    So it's what they call "hit and run tactics."
[02:50] Yotsuya
    Okay!
[02:51] Cantil
    You.
[02:52] Cantil
    With short blades like those,
    you're likely to take a fatal wound.
[02:56] Cantil
    Do you have another weapon?
[02:57] Yotsuya
    Uh, no. These are all I have.
[03:00] Torii
    Don't worry, Yotsuya.
[03:02] Torii
    We Warriors will take care
    of those orcs for ya.
[03:06] Torii
    Right, Iu-chan?
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Didn't Make the Team
[03:13] Cantil
    I thought anyone who couldn't
    wield a sword could use a bow,
[03:17] Cantil
    but if you can't do that, either...
[03:19] Hako
    Sorry.
[03:20] Toki
    Uh, yeah, I'm not that eager
    to get in on this fight.
[03:24] Yotsuya
    I'll go raise my level!
[03:26] Yotsuya
    Damn it! I didn't make the team?
[03:29] Yotsuya
    Just wait!
[03:30] Yotsuya
    I'll be back before you know it!
[03:34] Yana
    Monsters other than orcs?
[03:36] Aoiu
    Ain't nothin' like that on this island.
[03:38] Yotsuya
    What?
[03:39] Yana
    Our ancestors killed 'em
    all off ages ago. Right?
[03:43] Aoiu
    Yeah. Our island's proud of that.
[03:47] Yotsuya
    Experience is normally gained
    by defeating monsters.
[03:51] Yotsuya
    Other ways to get it include using
    magic, if you're a Wizard...
[03:55] Yotsuya
    or cooking, if you're a Chef.
[03:57] Yotsuya
    It can be gained by performing
    tasks that are part of your job.
[04:00] Yotsuya
    Which means...
[04:03] Yotsuya
    I want to farm!
[04:07] Aoiu
    Yer pretty good at that.
[04:10] Yotsuya
    Yeah, my grandparents were farmers.
[04:13] Yotsuya
    I helped them a lot when I was little.
[04:15] Yana
    That's admirable!
[04:18] Yana
    Wait, this ain't why we
    asked you to come here!
[04:25] Shindou
    An earthquake?
[04:26] Torii
    Pretty big one, too...
[04:30] Guy
    What's going on?!
[04:34] Yotsuya
    Damn, those are damaged now.
[04:38] Yana
    It happens all the time.
[04:40] Yana
    The fruits on this island
    don't grow too big.
[04:44] Yana
    A quake like that'll always
    knock 'em right down.
[04:47] Yana
    It's 'cause there ain't enough
    nutrients in the soil.
[04:50] Yotsuya
    Nutrients...
[04:52] Yotsuya
    What fertilizer do you use?
[04:53] Aoiu
    We've always used Buffo dung,
[04:56] Aoiu
    but since there are less
    Buffo around these days,
[04:59] Aoiu
    there ain't enough of that, either.
[05:01] Yotsuya
    Feeding the orcs is having an effect
    on island agriculture, too?
[05:06] Yotsuya
    Jiffon is a volcanic island.
[05:09] Yotsuya
    Since its surface is
    covered in volcanic soil,
[05:12] Yotsuya
    it lacks the organic matter
    that nourishes plants.
[05:15] Yotsuya
    If there's a fertilizer we can
    substitute for Buffo dung...
[05:20] Aoiu
    Seaweed and shells?
[05:22] Yana
    You can really use these as fertilizer?
[05:25] Yotsuya
    First, you mix seaweed
    with the soil like this,
[05:28] Yotsuya
    then you wait for it to break down.
[05:30] Yana
    So we can't just spread it
    on the fields as it is?
[05:33] Yotsuya
    It doesn't work raw.
[05:35] Yotsuya
    Mold grows on it, which causes
    even more crop death.
[05:39] Yana
    Huh...
[05:41] Yotsuya
    If we mix Buffo dung into it later,
    the microbes will hasten the—
[05:44] Aoiu
    Hey! Where are you lookin'?!
[05:46] Aoiu
    Yana is... no!
[05:48] Aoiu
    Yana's boobs are mine!
[05:49] Yana
    Stop!
[05:51] Aoiu
    I won't let anyone else have 'em!
[05:52] Yana
    Th-There's a man watching!
[05:55] Yotsuya
    Does that mean they do this regularly
    when no men are watching?!
[05:58] Yotsuya
    You two sure are close.
    You're always together.
[06:01] Aoiu
    I keep an eye on Yana to make
    sure no nasty pests get to her!
[06:05] Yotsuya
    Uh, really, I'm not...
[06:07] Yana
    Gah! He ain't the slightest
    bit interested in me!
[06:10] Aoiu
    You've got some nerve, shootin'
    Yana down like that!
[06:14] Yotsuya
    What do you want from me?
[06:16] Aoiu
    Anyway, to be serious about it,
[06:18] Aoiu
    we Väikedaam have to remain virgins.
[06:21] Aoiu
    If we lose our virginity,
    we have to quit the role.
[06:24] Aoiu
    But there's no one to take
    our place right now.
[06:26] Yotsuya
    Virgins...
[06:28] Yotsuya
    Um... And you two are how old?
[06:32] Yana
    When I took over as Väikedaam at age
    12, I thought I'd marry at 18 or so
SIGN    25 Years Old
SIGN    25 Years Old
SIGN    27 Years Old
SIGN    27 Years Old
[06:36] Yana
    and be able to quit the job...
[06:38] Aoiu
    We missed our chance to marry entirely!
[06:41] Aoiu
    We can't even keep up with the
    stuff people our age are into!
[06:44] Yotsuya
    That hurt them worse than I expected!
[06:47] Yana
    And it's all 'cause there are no
    girls here to take our place!
[06:51] Aoiu
    Hang in there, Yana! I'm sure
    in just a few more years...
[06:55] Yotsuya
    Wait, is it because of the orcs
    that you have no successors?
[06:58] Yana
    Yep.
[06:59] Aoiu
    All the girls who were s'posed
    to become Väikedaam got eaten.
[07:07] Yotsuya
    At any rate, I have to level
    up, whatever it takes!
[07:10] Yotsuya
    Roasted beans, fried rice-style,
    wish shellfish and root vegetables.
[07:14] Yotsuya
    First, I'll cook the shellfish
    I got from the sea
[07:15] Yana
    Looks tasty!
[07:16] Yotsuya
    to gain experience as a Chef.
[07:17] Aoiu
    Sure does!
[07:19] Yotsuya
    Then I'll crush the leftover shells,
[07:21] Yotsuya
    add Buffo dung, and...
[07:24] Yotsuya
    All right. That's a healthy-smelling stench.
[07:27] Yotsuya
    There are hot springs all over
    the volcanic island of Jiffon.
[07:32] Yotsuya
    Its hot, humid environment is
    perfect for microbe reproduction.
[07:37] Yotsuya
    Creature magic!
[07:39] Yotsuya
    I'll speed up the reproduction and
    decomposing behavior of these microbes!
[07:46] Yana
    Wow, I don't believe it!
[07:49] Aoiu
    I had no idea you could make
    fertilizer so quickly.
[07:52] Yotsuya
    Actually, it usually takes more time,
[07:55] Yotsuya
    but this is a special occasion.
[07:58] Yotsuya
    I needed it to level up.
[08:02] Yotsuya
    This is a lot of menial labor...
[08:05] Yotsuya
    Hey, do you have a radio or anything?
[08:08] Aoiu
    Radio?
[08:10] Yotsuya
    I'd like some music or something
    to take my mind off the work.
[08:13] Yana
    Oh, well, that's our job!
[08:17] Aoiu
    There's a ritual song that's
    been handed down here for ages!
[08:20] Yana
    Aoiu, let's get ready right now!
[08:22] Aoiu
    Yeah!
[08:24] Yotsuya
    A ritual song?
[08:25] Yotsuya
    Like the folk songs farmers
    sing when working in fields?
[08:39] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[08:40] Yana
    Now, as the 100th generation
    of Väikedaam...
[08:42] Aoiu
    We will perform the legendary hit
    number of the past 800 years.
[08:47] Yana
    Please listen.
[08:49] Both
    "The Song of the Many Islands."
[08:53] Song
    Hear our song of rituals and miso
[08:56] Song
    Dumplings of music from the eastern isle
[08:58] Song
    The earth shakes
[08:59] Song
    My feelings burst
[09:01] Song
    Plow the fields, heave-ho!
[09:09] Song
    The white wall strikes the withered shore
[09:14] Song
    The mountain god blasts
    a pillar of red in his fury
[09:19] Song
    The sea god will devour
    you along with the shore
[09:24] Crowd
    Yana!
[09:25] Song
    The blood of the earth pours down like rain
[09:29] Crowd
    Aoiu!
[09:30] Yana
    What is gonna...
[09:32] Aoiu
    ...happen to us?
[09:34] Song
    Hear our song of rituals and miso
[09:37] Song
    Dumplings of music from the eastern isle
[09:40] Song
    On this island inhabited by the gods
[09:42] Song
    We offer this song to you
[09:48] Yotsuya
    What the hell?! That was an idol song!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 160 l 0 160
SIGN    
SIGN    • Gaining experience points raises the player's
     job rank. At rank 10, the player changes jobs.
    
    • With production-based jobs, like Farmer and
     Chef, more experience is gained the higher
     the value and quality of the item made.
[10:17] Torii
    You—
[10:19] Torii
    Whoa...
[10:21] Ryce
    Too slow.
[10:22] Torii
    Ryce-san! What is with your reflexes?!
[10:26] Hako
    Here you go.
[10:27] Hako
    Keep up the good work.
[10:28] Islander 1
    Thank you.
[10:30] Hako
    Here you go.
[10:31] Islander 4
    Thanks.
[10:34] Hako
    And you, too.
[10:38] Toki
    The nurturing type of girl...
[10:45] Toki
    Are you ditching training, too, Katz-san?
[10:47] Katz
    No, I'm not.
[10:48] Katz
    I'm making a map of the island.
[10:50] Toki
    A map?
[10:51] Katz
    Understanding the lay of the land is an
    important part of preparing for battle.
[10:57] Katz
    Of course, half of this is
    just because it's my hobby.
[10:59] Islander 1
    I'm done with this!
[11:03] Lolle
    If you can't handle this level of training,
[11:05] Lolle
    you'll never defeat the orcs.
[11:07] Islander 1
    That's what we called you guys here for!
[11:10] Islander 1
    We're payin' y'all a lot of money!
[11:12] Islander 1
    The mercenaries should be
    the only ones fightin'!
[11:14] Lolle
    What?
[11:16] Cantil
    Relax, Lolle.
[11:19] Cantil
    He does have a point.
[11:21] Cantil
    But listen to me. This isn't about
    money. It's about determination.
[11:26] Cantil
    Either we eradicate all of the orcs,
[11:28] Cantil
    or we fail and all of us die.
    Those are our options.
[11:33] Cantil
    That's what it means to attack orcs.
[11:36] Islander 1
    W-Well, I was against this
    from the start, anyway!
[11:39] Islander 1
    It's insanity!
[11:41] Islander 2
    Yer just bringin' this up now?!
[11:42] Islander 2
    We all agreed that we had
    to take out the orcs!
[11:45] Islander 3
    But if it's gonna end with all
    of us dead when we screw it up,
[11:48] Islander 3
    we're better off givin' 'em our
    Buffo like we always have!
[11:51] Islander 4
    What?! Our blood, sweat, and tears
    go into raisin' those Buffo!
[11:54] Torii
    These guys are getting on my nerves.
[11:56] Shindou
    You can't blame them.
    Their lives depend on this.
[11:58] Shindou
    They can't revive like we can.
[11:59] Islander 4
    Why didn't y'all bring more
    of yer buddies with ya?!
[12:02] Islander 4
    You've got money!
    You discriminatin' against us?!
[12:04] Ryce
    Oh, come, now. Of course not.
[12:07] Ryce
    Mercenaries value their
    lives over money, too.
[12:10] Ryce
    It's actually a miracle
    that you managed to get
[12:13] Ryce
    five of us who are crazy enough to
    fight a war we'll probably lose.
[12:18] Islander 4
    I don't care if it's a miracle! Just win!
[12:19] Lolle
    Hey, look!
[12:22] Lolle
    It's an orc!
[12:23] Ryce
    I'll go!
[12:25] Lolle
    You're fast.
[12:27] Lolle
    I can see how you escaped as the only
    surviving remnant of your people!
[12:30] Shindou
    The only survivor?
[12:32] Ryce
    You won't get past me!
[12:46] Torii
    Nice, Iu-chan!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Torii Keita
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[12:56] Shindou
    I knew he was on another level,
[12:58] Shindou
    but it's clear he has
    experience fighting orcs.
[13:02] Shindou
    That's going to cost a
    ton of time and stamina.
[13:05] Shindou
    But...
[13:07] Shindou
    It's working!
[13:09] Thanzamer
    Outta the way!
[13:15] Shindou
    He cut them?!
[13:16] Shindou
    But that thing's fingers
    are like hunks of iron!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Revived
[13:33] Shindou
    This is how a battle with an orc goes?
[13:36] Shindou
    And there are 14 more of these guys?
[13:41] Islander 2
    Why'd an orc come down from
    the castle today of all days?
[13:46] Islander 4
    Ya think they got wind of our plan?!
[13:50] Islander A
    There's a traitor!
[13:52] Islander A
    There's a traitor on the island who's
    been tellin' the orcs our plans!
[14:01] Aoiu
    Stop it!
[14:03] Yana
    The whole island's gotta come
    together to fight right now!
[14:06] Islander 1
    What're you talkin' about?
[14:08] Islander 1
    You two are the ones who went
    an' called mercenaries here.
[14:11] Islander 5
    Yeah! We were against it!
[14:13] Islander 1
    Our island was peaceful before!
[14:16] Islander 1
    We're divided now 'cause of you two!
[14:19] Hako
    That's mean...
[14:21] Toki
    Fully grown men shouldn't be
    blaming women for their problems!
[14:24] Toki
    Gross!
[14:26] Torii
    Well, shit. I wanna punch these
    guys more than the orcs.
[14:32] Thanzamer
    All of you, stop screwing around!
[14:36] Yana
    Thanza?
[14:38] Yana
    Aren't you Thanzamer, the kid who ran away?
[14:42] Thanzamer
    You finally remember me, huh?
[14:44] Thanzamer
    That's right. I come from this island.
[14:47] Thanzamer
    And that's why I'm about to say this...
[14:50] Thanzamer
    What would our ancestors think
    if they saw us right now?
[15:00] Yana
    It was 900 years ago
[15:02] Yana
    when our ancestors came to this island
    in search of peace and freedom.
[15:07] Aoiu
    Ya don't find paradise. Ya make it yerself.
[15:12] Aoiu
    This island was an uninhabited wasteland,
    but our ancestors cultivated it.
[15:16] Aoiu
    Over years and years, they made
    it the Jiffon Island we have now.
[15:20] Thanzamer
    Then a little money comes into
    the equation, and this happens?
[15:23] Thanzamer
    Since when are you people important
    enough to buy life and death?
[15:28] Thanzamer
    What is it you guys want to protect?
[15:31] Thanzamer
    Is it money? Status?
[15:33] Thanzamer
    Or your pride in a paradise you
    built with your own hands?
[15:39] Yana
    Land, people, culture, knowledge...
[15:43] Yana
    and our pride as the
    people of Jiffon Island.
[15:45] Aoiu
    Without all five of those,
    this island is just
[15:49] Aoiu
    a papier-mâché paradise!
[15:51] Thanzamer
    I'm going to fight!
[15:55] Thanzamer
    I won't let this island become
    a papier-mâché paradise!
[16:00] Islander 2
    I'm fightin'!
[16:02] Islander 4
    Yeah! This is our island!
[16:04] Islander 1&5
    Yeah!
[16:05] Cantil
    The tide has turned.
[16:07] Ryce
    Yes. Let's win this, General.
[16:10] Cantil
    You...
[16:15] Orc Queen
    Yes, he fought so bravely.
[16:19] Orc Queen
    I will not stand for this! I refuse!
[16:23] Orc Queen
    I swear I will avenge him!
[16:35] GM
    Congratula.
[16:36] GM
    You have reached rank 10 in
    your Wizard (Creature) occupa.
[16:40] Yotsuya
    Yes! Finally!
[16:43] GM
    Blacksmith.
SIGN    Fisherman
SIGN    Blacksmith
SIGN    Chef
[16:44] Yotsuya
    Wait, what?!
[16:46] Yotsuya
    Another of the 0.5% chance ones?!
[16:48] Yotsuya
    That's the third time!
    You're doing this on purpose!
[16:51] Yotsuya
    What even is the point of the roulette?!
[16:53] GM
    Now, fare.
[16:54] Yotsuya
    Hey, wait!
[17:01] Yotsuya
    A blacksmith, huh?
[17:02] Yotsuya
    Oh, come to think of it...
[17:04] (Flashback) Kahvel
    There's an island called Jiffon.
[17:06] (Flashback) Kahvel
    It's famous for its export
    of artisan weapons.
[17:10] Yotsuya
    I guess I'll take a look at my skills.
SIGN    Rank 1
[17:13] Yotsuya
    "Can make weapons and armor."
[17:16] Yotsuya
    "There are certain conditions,
[17:18] Yotsuya
    but all players can use them"?
[17:21] Yotsuya
    Given the circumstances, this is actually...
[17:24] Yotsuya
    just the job I needed!
[17:26] Aoiu
    Gramps, this is the hero who
    wants to be yer apprentice.
[17:30] Yotsuya
    Please teach me how to make
    weapons that can kill orcs!
[17:40] Gramps
    It ain't likely yer gonna master
    forging in such a short time.
[17:46] Gramps
    Let's try makin' stuff with molds.
[17:48] Gramps
    Even someone who's still learnin'
    the technique can manage that.
[17:52] Yotsuya
    Got it, Master!
[18:12] Yotsuya
    It's done!
[18:14] Yotsuya
    Ta-da!
[18:16] Yotsuya
    A stake that can take out an orc!
[18:18] Yotsuya
    I call it the Storc!
[18:19] Shindou
    An axe with a stake on it?
[18:22] Toki
    And the name's a pun?
[18:23] Hako
    It's an unusual shape.
[18:25] Torii
    Looks kinda... dumb.
[18:27] Yotsuya
    Watch what it can do
    before you call it dumb!
[18:36] Yotsuya
    Yes!
[18:42] Yotsuya
    I made the Storc with a mold,
[18:44] Yotsuya
    so I can make as many as we
    need in the time we have.
[18:47] Yotsuya
    And since Hakozaki-san and Tokitate-san
    aren't the best at close combat,
[18:51] Yotsuya
    I have different weapons for them.
[18:53] Toki
    Huh?!
[18:54] Hako
    Thanks, Yotsuya-kun!
[18:56] Toki
    Thanks, Yotsuya-kun.
[18:58] Yotsuya
    Well, the survival of our
    whole team depends on this.
[19:02] Yotsuya
    Anyway, I need to get back to work.
[19:05] Torii
    So which one's your pick?
[19:08] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[19:08] Torii
    Out of those three.
[19:11] Torii
    Just so you know, I get Iu.
[19:15] Torii
    I put all kinds of moves on
    her while you were away,
[19:18] Torii
    so she's basically mine already.
[19:20] Torii
    Sorry, Yuusuke!
[19:23] Yotsuya
    Yeah, he's definitely an idiot.
[19:25] Yotsuya
    And since when are we on a first-name basis?
[19:28] Hako
    That's the ammo for this weapon?
[19:31] Yotsuya
    Yeah.
[19:32] Yotsuya
    Players normally can't use weapons
    that aren't their own gear.
[19:36] Yotsuya
    We're lucky I have Blacksmith skills.
[19:38] Hako
    Um, Aoiu-san was saying...
[19:41] Hako
    that you've been working every
    day with almost no sleep.
[19:44] Yotsuya
    That's no big deal.
[19:46] Yotsuya
    It's to keep everyone alive.
[19:49] Hako
    You always say that, Yotsuya-kun...
[19:52] Yotsuya
    It's a matter of priorities.
[19:54] Hako
    Huh?
[19:55] Yotsuya
    The value of life.
[19:57] Yotsuya
    Who would be more valuable to Earth alive?
[20:00] Yotsuya
    That's what I base my decisions on.
[20:05] Yotsuya
    There, it's done.
[20:07] Yotsuya
    I'll make sure you and Shindou-san
    come back alive, no matter what.
[20:11] Yotsuya
    Frankly, if Torii-san and Tokitate-san
    die, they can be replaced.
[20:14] Hako
    Huh?
[20:16] Cantil
    Eugenics, eh? That's dangerous.
[20:18] Yotsuya
    It's not because of how they were born.
[20:20] Yotsuya
    I'm basing it on the current situation
    and their future potential.
[20:24] Cantil
    Yes, but do those things not depend upon
    the environment they were born into?
[20:29] Yotsuya
    I won't deny that.
[20:31] Yotsuya
    But if two people share the same faults,
[20:33] Yotsuya
    I rank the more powerful person
    below the ordinary person.
[20:38] Yotsuya
    If the guy at the top is shit,
    it affects a lot more people, right?
[20:41] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun!
[20:43] Cantil
    I have to give you that one.
[20:46] Cantil
    I find those words particularly painful.
[20:49] Cantil
    I was once an officer.
[20:53] Cantil
    I led my army into seven battles,
    and lost all seven of them.
[20:57] Cantil
    My country then fell.
[20:59] Hako
    You were... a general, right?
[21:03] Hako
    I heard Ryce-san say that
[21:05] Hako
    no matter who was in command,
    they still would've lost that battle.
[21:09] Hako
    And that you were an excellent general.
[21:12] Cantil
    No, I was a fool as a commander.
[21:15] Cantil
    I didn't withdraw when I should have,
[21:18] Cantil
    and many men died as a result.
[21:21] Cantil
    That's why I cannot lose this
    battle, no matter what.
SIGN    Stronghold
[21:26] Cantil
    We've done all the preparation we could.
SIGN    High Ground
[21:29] Cantil
    I can't say our forces are optimal,
[21:31] Cantil
    but if we can strike first and take
    the wind out of the orcs' sails...
SIGN    Hidden Weapons
SIGN    Harbor
[21:36] Cantil
    We might have a chance.
[21:38] Guy
    W-W-We've got trouble!
[21:41] Guy
    Th-The harbor...
[21:43] Guy
    is under attack by the orcs!
SIGN    Yana & Aoiu
    Are the Väikedaam
[23:24] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Tokitate Becomes the Newest Väikedaam!?
SIGN    Ryce Prefers Bread for Breakfast
SIGN    Formation of the Isekai Division
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] GM
    "Tokitate Becomes the Newest Väikedaam!?"
[23:29] GM
    "Ryce Prefers Bread for Breakfast,"
[23:30] GM
    and "Formation of the Isekai
    Division," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo.
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!