E14 - Yana & Aoiu Are the Väikedaam Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Yotsuya     A farmer's day starts early. [02:01] Cantil     Then you heroes will also... [02:03] Yotsuya     Yes, we'll be participating as mercenaries. [02:07] Cantil     That's very reassuring. [02:09] Cantil     I am Cantil. [02:11] Cantil     I have fought in many battles against orcs. [02:14] Yotsuya     I'm Yotsuya— [02:15] Torii     Hey, nice to know ya, Cantil-san! [02:18] Torii     Man, that's so cool! [02:20] Torii     I'm so glad we have a guy on     our side who's been there! [02:27] Cantil     Excellent. [02:28] Torii     Hell yeah! [02:30] Cantil     An orc's weapons are the massive     fists unleashed by their long arms. [02:35] Cantil     A direct hit from one means instant death. [02:40] Cantil     For that reason, you must attack     efficiently and withdraw immediately. [02:44] Cantil     The key to fighting orcs is to stay     outside their range at all times. [02:48] Yotsuya     So it's what they call "hit and run tactics." [02:50] Yotsuya     Okay! [02:51] Cantil     You. [02:52] Cantil     With short blades like those,     you're likely to take a fatal wound. [02:56] Cantil     Do you have another weapon? [02:57] Yotsuya     Uh, no. These are all I have. [03:00] Torii     Don't worry, Yotsuya. [03:02] Torii     We Warriors will take care     of those orcs for ya. [03:06] Torii     Right, Iu-chan? SIGN    Pass SIGN    Didn't Make the Team [03:13] Cantil     I thought anyone who couldn't     wield a sword could use a bow, [03:17] Cantil     but if you can't do that, either... [03:19] Hako     Sorry. [03:20] Toki     Uh, yeah, I'm not that eager     to get in on this fight. [03:24] Yotsuya     I'll go raise my level! [03:26] Yotsuya     Damn it! I didn't make the team? [03:29] Yotsuya     Just wait! [03:30] Yotsuya     I'll be back before you know it! [03:34] Yana     Monsters other than orcs? [03:36] Aoiu     Ain't nothin' like that on this island. [03:38] Yotsuya     What? [03:39] Yana     Our ancestors killed 'em     all off ages ago. Right? [03:43] Aoiu     Yeah. Our island's proud of that. [03:47] Yotsuya     Experience is normally gained     by defeating monsters. [03:51] Yotsuya     Other ways to get it include using     magic, if you're a Wizard... [03:55] Yotsuya     or cooking, if you're a Chef. [03:57] Yotsuya     It can be gained by performing     tasks that are part of your job. [04:00] Yotsuya     Which means... [04:03] Yotsuya     I want to farm! [04:07] Aoiu     Yer pretty good at that. [04:10] Yotsuya     Yeah, my grandparents were farmers. [04:13] Yotsuya     I helped them a lot when I was little. [04:15] Yana     That's admirable! [04:18] Yana     Wait, this ain't why we     asked you to come here! [04:25] Shindou     An earthquake? [04:26] Torii     Pretty big one, too... [04:30] Guy     What's going on?! [04:34] Yotsuya     Damn, those are damaged now. [04:38] Yana     It happens all the time. [04:40] Yana     The fruits on this island     don't grow too big. [04:44] Yana     A quake like that'll always     knock 'em right down. [04:47] Yana     It's 'cause there ain't enough     nutrients in the soil. [04:50] Yotsuya     Nutrients... [04:52] Yotsuya     What fertilizer do you use? [04:53] Aoiu     We've always used Buffo dung, [04:56] Aoiu     but since there are less     Buffo around these days, [04:59] Aoiu     there ain't enough of that, either. [05:01] Yotsuya     Feeding the orcs is having an effect     on island agriculture, too? [05:06] Yotsuya     Jiffon is a volcanic island. [05:09] Yotsuya     Since its surface is     covered in volcanic soil, [05:12] Yotsuya     it lacks the organic matter     that nourishes plants. [05:15] Yotsuya     If there's a fertilizer we can     substitute for Buffo dung... [05:20] Aoiu     Seaweed and shells? [05:22] Yana     You can really use these as fertilizer? [05:25] Yotsuya     First, you mix seaweed     with the soil like this, [05:28] Yotsuya     then you wait for it to break down. [05:30] Yana     So we can't just spread it     on the fields as it is? [05:33] Yotsuya     It doesn't work raw. [05:35] Yotsuya     Mold grows on it, which causes     even more crop death. [05:39] Yana     Huh... [05:41] Yotsuya     If we mix Buffo dung into it later,     the microbes will hasten the— [05:44] Aoiu     Hey! Where are you lookin'?! [05:46] Aoiu     Yana is... no! [05:48] Aoiu     Yana's boobs are mine! [05:49] Yana     Stop! [05:51] Aoiu     I won't let anyone else have 'em! [05:52] Yana     Th-There's a man watching! [05:55] Yotsuya     Does that mean they do this regularly     when no men are watching?! [05:58] Yotsuya     You two sure are close.     You're always together. [06:01] Aoiu     I keep an eye on Yana to make     sure no nasty pests get to her! [06:05] Yotsuya     Uh, really, I'm not... [06:07] Yana     Gah! He ain't the slightest     bit interested in me! [06:10] Aoiu     You've got some nerve, shootin'     Yana down like that! [06:14] Yotsuya     What do you want from me? [06:16] Aoiu     Anyway, to be serious about it, [06:18] Aoiu     we Väikedaam have to remain virgins. [06:21] Aoiu     If we lose our virginity,     we have to quit the role. [06:24] Aoiu     But there's no one to take     our place right now. [06:26] Yotsuya     Virgins... [06:28] Yotsuya     Um... And you two are how old? [06:32] Yana     When I took over as Väikedaam at age     12, I thought I'd marry at 18 or so SIGN    25 Years Old SIGN    25 Years Old SIGN    27 Years Old SIGN    27 Years Old [06:36] Yana     and be able to quit the job... [06:38] Aoiu     We missed our chance to marry entirely! [06:41] Aoiu     We can't even keep up with the     stuff people our age are into! [06:44] Yotsuya     That hurt them worse than I expected! [06:47] Yana     And it's all 'cause there are no     girls here to take our place! [06:51] Aoiu     Hang in there, Yana! I'm sure     in just a few more years... [06:55] Yotsuya     Wait, is it because of the orcs     that you have no successors? [06:58] Yana     Yep. [06:59] Aoiu     All the girls who were s'posed     to become Väikedaam got eaten. [07:07] Yotsuya     At any rate, I have to level     up, whatever it takes! [07:10] Yotsuya     Roasted beans, fried rice-style,     wish shellfish and root vegetables. [07:14] Yotsuya     First, I'll cook the shellfish     I got from the sea [07:15] Yana     Looks tasty! [07:16] Yotsuya     to gain experience as a Chef. [07:17] Aoiu     Sure does! [07:19] Yotsuya     Then I'll crush the leftover shells, [07:21] Yotsuya     add Buffo dung, and... [07:24] Yotsuya     All right. That's a healthy-smelling stench. [07:27] Yotsuya     There are hot springs all over     the volcanic island of Jiffon. [07:32] Yotsuya     Its hot, humid environment is     perfect for microbe reproduction. [07:37] Yotsuya     Creature magic! [07:39] Yotsuya     I'll speed up the reproduction and     decomposing behavior of these microbes! [07:46] Yana     Wow, I don't believe it! [07:49] Aoiu     I had no idea you could make     fertilizer so quickly. [07:52] Yotsuya     Actually, it usually takes more time, [07:55] Yotsuya     but this is a special occasion. [07:58] Yotsuya     I needed it to level up. [08:02] Yotsuya     This is a lot of menial labor... [08:05] Yotsuya     Hey, do you have a radio or anything? [08:08] Aoiu     Radio? [08:10] Yotsuya     I'd like some music or something     to take my mind off the work. [08:13] Yana     Oh, well, that's our job! [08:17] Aoiu     There's a ritual song that's     been handed down here for ages! [08:20] Yana     Aoiu, let's get ready right now! [08:22] Aoiu     Yeah! [08:24] Yotsuya     A ritual song? [08:25] Yotsuya     Like the folk songs farmers     sing when working in fields? [08:39] Yotsuya     Huh? [08:40] Yana     Now, as the 100th generation     of Väikedaam... [08:42] Aoiu     We will perform the legendary hit     number of the past 800 years. [08:47] Yana     Please listen. [08:49] Both     "The Song of the Many Islands." [08:53] Song     Hear our song of rituals and miso [08:56] Song     Dumplings of music from the eastern isle [08:58] Song     The earth shakes [08:59] Song     My feelings burst [09:01] Song     Plow the fields, heave-ho! [09:09] Song     The white wall strikes the withered shore [09:14] Song     The mountain god blasts     a pillar of red in his fury [09:19] Song     The sea god will devour     you along with the shore [09:24] Crowd     Yana! [09:25] Song     The blood of the earth pours down like rain [09:29] Crowd     Aoiu! [09:30] Yana     What is gonna... [09:32] Aoiu     ...happen to us? [09:34] Song     Hear our song of rituals and miso [09:37] Song     Dumplings of music from the eastern isle [09:40] Song     On this island inhabited by the gods [09:42] Song     We offer this song to you [09:48] Yotsuya     What the hell?! That was an idol song! SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 160 l 0 160 SIGN     SIGN    • Gaining experience points raises the player's      job rank. At rank 10, the player changes jobs.          • With production-based jobs, like Farmer and      Chef, more experience is gained the higher      the value and quality of the item made. [10:17] Torii     You— [10:19] Torii     Whoa... [10:21] Ryce     Too slow. [10:22] Torii     Ryce-san! What is with your reflexes?! [10:26] Hako     Here you go. [10:27] Hako     Keep up the good work. [10:28] Islander 1     Thank you. [10:30] Hako     Here you go. [10:31] Islander 4     Thanks. [10:34] Hako     And you, too. [10:38] Toki     The nurturing type of girl... [10:45] Toki     Are you ditching training, too, Katz-san? [10:47] Katz     No, I'm not. [10:48] Katz     I'm making a map of the island. [10:50] Toki     A map? [10:51] Katz     Understanding the lay of the land is an     important part of preparing for battle. [10:57] Katz     Of course, half of this is     just because it's my hobby. [10:59] Islander 1     I'm done with this! [11:03] Lolle     If you can't handle this level of training, [11:05] Lolle     you'll never defeat the orcs. [11:07] Islander 1     That's what we called you guys here for! [11:10] Islander 1     We're payin' y'all a lot of money! [11:12] Islander 1     The mercenaries should be     the only ones fightin'! [11:14] Lolle     What? [11:16] Cantil     Relax, Lolle. [11:19] Cantil     He does have a point. [11:21] Cantil     But listen to me. This isn't about     money. It's about determination. [11:26] Cantil     Either we eradicate all of the orcs, [11:28] Cantil     or we fail and all of us die.     Those are our options. [11:33] Cantil     That's what it means to attack orcs. [11:36] Islander 1     W-Well, I was against this     from the start, anyway! [11:39] Islander 1     It's insanity! [11:41] Islander 2     Yer just bringin' this up now?! [11:42] Islander 2     We all agreed that we had     to take out the orcs! [11:45] Islander 3     But if it's gonna end with all     of us dead when we screw it up, [11:48] Islander 3     we're better off givin' 'em our     Buffo like we always have! [11:51] Islander 4     What?! Our blood, sweat, and tears     go into raisin' those Buffo! [11:54] Torii     These guys are getting on my nerves. [11:56] Shindou     You can't blame them.     Their lives depend on this. [11:58] Shindou     They can't revive like we can. [11:59] Islander 4     Why didn't y'all bring more     of yer buddies with ya?! [12:02] Islander 4     You've got money!     You discriminatin' against us?! [12:04] Ryce     Oh, come, now. Of course not. [12:07] Ryce     Mercenaries value their     lives over money, too. [12:10] Ryce     It's actually a miracle     that you managed to get [12:13] Ryce     five of us who are crazy enough to     fight a war we'll probably lose. [12:18] Islander 4     I don't care if it's a miracle! Just win! [12:19] Lolle     Hey, look! [12:22] Lolle     It's an orc! [12:23] Ryce     I'll go! [12:25] Lolle     You're fast. [12:27] Lolle     I can see how you escaped as the only     surviving remnant of your people! [12:30] Shindou     The only survivor? [12:32] Ryce     You won't get past me! [12:46] Torii     Nice, Iu-chan! SIGN    Dead SIGN    Reviving in SIGN    Torii Keita SIGN    Dead SIGN    Reviving in SIGN    Shindou Iu [12:56] Shindou     I knew he was on another level, [12:58] Shindou     but it's clear he has     experience fighting orcs. [13:02] Shindou     That's going to cost a     ton of time and stamina. [13:05] Shindou     But... [13:07] Shindou     It's working! [13:09] Thanzamer     Outta the way! [13:15] Shindou     He cut them?! [13:16] Shindou     But that thing's fingers     are like hunks of iron! SIGN    Dead SIGN    Reviving in SIGN    Shindou Iu SIGN    Revived [13:33] Shindou     This is how a battle with an orc goes? [13:36] Shindou     And there are 14 more of these guys? [13:41] Islander 2     Why'd an orc come down from     the castle today of all days? [13:46] Islander 4     Ya think they got wind of our plan?! [13:50] Islander A     There's a traitor! [13:52] Islander A     There's a traitor on the island who's     been tellin' the orcs our plans! [14:01] Aoiu     Stop it! [14:03] Yana     The whole island's gotta come     together to fight right now! [14:06] Islander 1     What're you talkin' about? [14:08] Islander 1     You two are the ones who went     an' called mercenaries here. [14:11] Islander 5     Yeah! We were against it! [14:13] Islander 1     Our island was peaceful before! [14:16] Islander 1     We're divided now 'cause of you two! [14:19] Hako     That's mean... [14:21] Toki     Fully grown men shouldn't be     blaming women for their problems! [14:24] Toki     Gross! [14:26] Torii     Well, shit. I wanna punch these     guys more than the orcs. [14:32] Thanzamer     All of you, stop screwing around! [14:36] Yana     Thanza? [14:38] Yana     Aren't you Thanzamer, the kid who ran away? [14:42] Thanzamer     You finally remember me, huh? [14:44] Thanzamer     That's right. I come from this island. [14:47] Thanzamer     And that's why I'm about to say this... [14:50] Thanzamer     What would our ancestors think     if they saw us right now? [15:00] Yana     It was 900 years ago [15:02] Yana     when our ancestors came to this island     in search of peace and freedom. [15:07] Aoiu     Ya don't find paradise. Ya make it yerself. [15:12] Aoiu     This island was an uninhabited wasteland,     but our ancestors cultivated it. [15:16] Aoiu     Over years and years, they made     it the Jiffon Island we have now. [15:20] Thanzamer     Then a little money comes into     the equation, and this happens? [15:23] Thanzamer     Since when are you people important     enough to buy life and death? [15:28] Thanzamer     What is it you guys want to protect? [15:31] Thanzamer     Is it money? Status? [15:33] Thanzamer     Or your pride in a paradise you     built with your own hands? [15:39] Yana     Land, people, culture, knowledge... [15:43] Yana     and our pride as the     people of Jiffon Island. [15:45] Aoiu     Without all five of those,     this island is just [15:49] Aoiu     a papier-mâché paradise! [15:51] Thanzamer     I'm going to fight! [15:55] Thanzamer     I won't let this island become     a papier-mâché paradise! [16:00] Islander 2     I'm fightin'! [16:02] Islander 4     Yeah! This is our island! [16:04] Islander 1&5     Yeah! [16:05] Cantil     The tide has turned. [16:07] Ryce     Yes. Let's win this, General. [16:10] Cantil     You... [16:15] Orc Queen     Yes, he fought so bravely. [16:19] Orc Queen     I will not stand for this! I refuse! [16:23] Orc Queen     I swear I will avenge him! [16:35] GM     Congratula. [16:36] GM     You have reached rank 10 in     your Wizard (Creature) occupa. [16:40] Yotsuya     Yes! Finally! [16:43] GM     Blacksmith. SIGN    Fisherman SIGN    Blacksmith SIGN    Chef [16:44] Yotsuya     Wait, what?! [16:46] Yotsuya     Another of the 0.5% chance ones?! [16:48] Yotsuya     That's the third time!     You're doing this on purpose! [16:51] Yotsuya     What even is the point of the roulette?! [16:53] GM     Now, fare. [16:54] Yotsuya     Hey, wait! [17:01] Yotsuya     A blacksmith, huh? [17:02] Yotsuya     Oh, come to think of it... [17:04] (Flashback) Kahvel     There's an island called Jiffon. [17:06] (Flashback) Kahvel     It's famous for its export     of artisan weapons. [17:10] Yotsuya     I guess I'll take a look at my skills. SIGN    Rank 1 [17:13] Yotsuya     "Can make weapons and armor." [17:16] Yotsuya     "There are certain conditions, [17:18] Yotsuya     but all players can use them"? [17:21] Yotsuya     Given the circumstances, this is actually... [17:24] Yotsuya     just the job I needed! [17:26] Aoiu     Gramps, this is the hero who     wants to be yer apprentice. [17:30] Yotsuya     Please teach me how to make     weapons that can kill orcs! [17:40] Gramps     It ain't likely yer gonna master     forging in such a short time. [17:46] Gramps     Let's try makin' stuff with molds. [17:48] Gramps     Even someone who's still learnin'     the technique can manage that. [17:52] Yotsuya     Got it, Master! [18:12] Yotsuya     It's done! [18:14] Yotsuya     Ta-da! [18:16] Yotsuya     A stake that can take out an orc! [18:18] Yotsuya     I call it the Storc! [18:19] Shindou     An axe with a stake on it? [18:22] Toki     And the name's a pun? [18:23] Hako     It's an unusual shape. [18:25] Torii     Looks kinda... dumb. [18:27] Yotsuya     Watch what it can do     before you call it dumb! [18:36] Yotsuya     Yes! [18:42] Yotsuya     I made the Storc with a mold, [18:44] Yotsuya     so I can make as many as we     need in the time we have. [18:47] Yotsuya     And since Hakozaki-san and Tokitate-san     aren't the best at close combat, [18:51] Yotsuya     I have different weapons for them. [18:53] Toki     Huh?! [18:54] Hako     Thanks, Yotsuya-kun! [18:56] Toki     Thanks, Yotsuya-kun. [18:58] Yotsuya     Well, the survival of our     whole team depends on this. [19:02] Yotsuya     Anyway, I need to get back to work. [19:05] Torii     So which one's your pick? [19:08] Yotsuya     Huh? [19:08] Torii     Out of those three. [19:11] Torii     Just so you know, I get Iu. [19:15] Torii     I put all kinds of moves on     her while you were away, [19:18] Torii     so she's basically mine already. [19:20] Torii     Sorry, Yuusuke! [19:23] Yotsuya     Yeah, he's definitely an idiot. [19:25] Yotsuya     And since when are we on a first-name basis? [19:28] Hako     That's the ammo for this weapon? [19:31] Yotsuya     Yeah. [19:32] Yotsuya     Players normally can't use weapons     that aren't their own gear. [19:36] Yotsuya     We're lucky I have Blacksmith skills. [19:38] Hako     Um, Aoiu-san was saying... [19:41] Hako     that you've been working every     day with almost no sleep. [19:44] Yotsuya     That's no big deal. [19:46] Yotsuya     It's to keep everyone alive. [19:49] Hako     You always say that, Yotsuya-kun... [19:52] Yotsuya     It's a matter of priorities. [19:54] Hako     Huh? [19:55] Yotsuya     The value of life. [19:57] Yotsuya     Who would be more valuable to Earth alive? [20:00] Yotsuya     That's what I base my decisions on. [20:05] Yotsuya     There, it's done. [20:07] Yotsuya     I'll make sure you and Shindou-san     come back alive, no matter what. [20:11] Yotsuya     Frankly, if Torii-san and Tokitate-san     die, they can be replaced. [20:14] Hako     Huh? [20:16] Cantil     Eugenics, eh? That's dangerous. [20:18] Yotsuya     It's not because of how they were born. [20:20] Yotsuya     I'm basing it on the current situation     and their future potential. [20:24] Cantil     Yes, but do those things not depend upon     the environment they were born into? [20:29] Yotsuya     I won't deny that. [20:31] Yotsuya     But if two people share the same faults, [20:33] Yotsuya     I rank the more powerful person     below the ordinary person. [20:38] Yotsuya     If the guy at the top is shit,     it affects a lot more people, right? [20:41] Hako     Yotsuya-kun! [20:43] Cantil     I have to give you that one. [20:46] Cantil     I find those words particularly painful. [20:49] Cantil     I was once an officer. [20:53] Cantil     I led my army into seven battles,     and lost all seven of them. [20:57] Cantil     My country then fell. [20:59] Hako     You were... a general, right? [21:03] Hako     I heard Ryce-san say that [21:05] Hako     no matter who was in command,     they still would've lost that battle. [21:09] Hako     And that you were an excellent general. [21:12] Cantil     No, I was a fool as a commander. [21:15] Cantil     I didn't withdraw when I should have, [21:18] Cantil     and many men died as a result. [21:21] Cantil     That's why I cannot lose this     battle, no matter what. SIGN    Stronghold [21:26] Cantil     We've done all the preparation we could. SIGN    High Ground [21:29] Cantil     I can't say our forces are optimal, [21:31] Cantil     but if we can strike first and take     the wind out of the orcs' sails... SIGN    Hidden Weapons SIGN    Harbor [21:36] Cantil     We might have a chance. [21:38] Guy     W-W-We've got trouble! [21:41] Guy     Th-The harbor... [21:43] Guy     is under attack by the orcs! SIGN    Yana & Aoiu     Are the Väikedaam [23:24] GM     Next week on Million Lives... SIGN    Tokitate Becomes the Newest Väikedaam!? SIGN    Ryce Prefers Bread for Breakfast SIGN    Formation of the Isekai Division SIGN    Preview [23:26] GM     "Tokitate Becomes the Newest Väikedaam!?" [23:29] GM     "Ryce Prefers Bread for Breakfast," [23:30] GM     and "Formation of the Isekai     Division," three altogeth. [23:33] GM     Don't miss next week's episo. [23:35] GM     Rock, paper, scissors! SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!