E1 - Unqualified Heroes

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[00:19] Yotsuya
    I prefer to be alone.
[00:25] Yotsuya
    I hate that city.
[00:32] Yotsuya
    I hate everyone living in that city.
[00:50] Yotsuya
    Even when my life's in danger,
[00:53] Yotsuya
    this place is a million times more
    exciting than that shithole Tokyo.
SIGN    Tap Card
SIGN    Tap Card
[02:51] Guy
    PE for first period is gonna kill me.
[02:53] Guy
    Yeah, for real.
[02:55] Girl
    So I was watching mikkou LIVE yesterday...
[02:57] Girl
    Oh, I totally fell asleep.
[02:59] Girl
    Really? That fast?
[03:01] Teacher
    Nomura Yuuta.
[03:02] Nomura
    Here.
[03:03] Teacher
    Hakozaki Kusue...
[03:05] Teacher
    is sick, so she's out for the day.
[03:09] Guy
    Hakozaki sure is absent a lot.
[03:10] Teacher
    Yumiya Youhei.
[03:11] Yumiya
    Here.
[03:12] Girl
    She's got some condition that
    makes her weak, apparently.
[03:13] Teacher
    Yuura Yuki.
[03:14] Yuura
    Here.
[03:14] Girl
    She always sits out in PE, too.
[03:15] Teacher
    Morita Takeshi.
[03:16] Girl
    Hey, did you hear about
    Nakata-kun in Class 1?
[03:16] Morita
    Here.
[03:18] Teacher
    Morinaga Maiko.
[03:18] Girl
    He asked Shinnomiya-san out.
[03:19] Mori
    Here.
[03:20] Guy
    For real?!
[03:21] Girl
    That's crazy.
[03:22] Guy
    That bastard!
[03:23] Teacher
    If you haven't turned in your future
    plans form, you have until tomorrow.
[03:27] Guy
    Wanna go do some karaoke?
[03:32] Guy
    Here, see?
[03:34] Guy
    Whoa, it's Shindou-san.
[03:36] Guy
    So it's true that she was scouted as
    an amateur model for Petit Lemon.
[03:37] Girl
    You got this, Shindou-san!
[03:40] Guy
    She's cute, she gets good grades...
[03:44] Guy
    She's, like, perfect.
[03:57] Toki
    Whoops...
[04:00] Toki
    Oh, everything's fine!
[04:03] Toki
    You know, streaming
    outdoors is always weird.
SIGN    You okay?
[04:06] Toki
    You have to be aware of the public eye.
SIGN    Takes guts. Total respect
[04:13] Yotsuya
    Yes! Go, go, go!
[04:15] Yotsuya
    Gotcha!
[04:18] Yotsuya
    Whew, that was a close one!
SIGN    On Duty Yotsuya Yuusuke
[04:45] Girl
    Shindou-san!
[04:46] Shindou
    Yep, later.
[04:51] Yotsuya
    This is it?
[04:58] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san's amazing.
[05:00] Yotsuya
    Well, she's definitely hot.
[05:03] Yotsuya
    We live in such different worlds,
    I can't even form an opinion.
[05:07] Shindou
    Today's the day, huh?
[05:09] Hako
    Yeah.
[05:10] Shindou
    I'm kinda nervous.
[05:12] Hako
    Me, too.
[05:14] Yotsuya
    Doesn't she always skip PE?
[05:16] Yotsuya
    Did those two ever hang out before?
[05:21] Yotsuya
    Wh-What was that about?
[05:27] Teacher
    You're the only one who hasn't turned
    in your future plans form, Yotsuya.
[05:33] Teacher
    You're a fast runner.
[05:35] Teacher
    If you'd joined the track team, you could've
    gotten into an athletic high school.
[05:38] Yotsuya
    Yeah...
[05:46] Yotsuya
    Those two again?
[05:48] Yotsuya
    It's pretty rare to see them together.
[05:50] Teacher
    Isn't there anything you really want to do?
[05:54] Yotsuya
    I want to get home and play more of my game.
[05:57] Yotsuya
    I've been thinking about it,
    but there's really nothing.
[06:00] Yotsuya
    I don't care about this stupid school.
[06:02] Teacher
    You never say what you
    really want to say, do you?
SIGN    Yuusuke
[06:06] Teacher
    You won't make it through high school if
    you don't have friends you can open up to.
[06:10] Yotsuya
    Wow, he knows. I'm impressed.
[06:13] Yotsuya
    Yeah, I guess not...
[06:16] Yotsuya
    I'll find a regular academic high
    school to list as my first choice.
[06:19] Teacher
    Just make sure you get it in by tomorrow.
[06:22] Yotsuya
    Yes, sir.
[06:24] Yotsuya
    Gotta get home to my game.
[06:26] Yotsuya
    Oh, I'll lock up. I'm on duty today, so—
[06:32] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[06:33] Yotsuya
    When did they leave?
[06:58] Yotsuya
    Huh?!
[07:18] Yotsuya
    Wh-What the heck just happened?
[07:29] Yotsuya
    What the hell?!
[07:33] Yotsuya
    Shit! What's going on?!
[07:35] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun!
[07:37] Shindou
    Sweet! We've finally got a guy!
[07:39] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san?!
[07:41] Yotsuya
    And... uh...
[07:45] Hako
    I'm Hakozaki.
[07:49] Yotsuya
    What the hell is this?
[07:51] Yotsuya
    What the hell is this?
    What the hell is this?
[07:52] Shindou
    Okay, so a weirdo with only half
    a face is about to show up.
[07:56] Shindou
    Don't panic. Just listen to him.
[07:57] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[07:58] GM
    Nice to meet. Greetings to.
[08:04] GM
    Call me Game Master, if you plea.
[08:08] GM
    Glad to make your acquain.
[08:11] Yotsuya
    Your head... Your head! Your head is...
[08:13] GM
    I will now explain the rules to.
[08:16] Yotsuya
    Huh?!
[08:17] GM
    These are the instructions
    for the new member of the.
[08:22] GM
    You'll all be doing this togeth.
[08:25] Yotsuya
    Wait, what?! Hang on a minute!
[08:26] Shindou
    Listen, Yotsuya-kun.
[08:27] GM
    Your quest is.
SIGN    Fulfill the village chief's request.
    (Time limit: 14 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[08:30] GM
    Fulfill the village chief's request
    within the fourteen-day time lim.
[08:35] Yotsuya
    Don't just move all this along on your own!
[08:37] Shindou
    I told you, just listen!
[08:39] GM
    The monsters in this world will be
    ready and raring to kill all of.
[08:44] Yotsuya
    Just wait a sec!
[08:45] Shindou
    I told you...
[08:46] Yotsuya
    But I mean—
[08:47] Shindou
    Just listen!
[08:48] Yotsuya
    Ow...
[08:49] Yotsuya
    Huh? That didn't hurt...
[08:52] GM
    Eight steps left until the quest is comp.
SIGN    Quest Completion Strategy
SIGN    Defeat 1 goblin
SIGN    Discover 2 settlements
SIGN    Fulfill the village chief's request
[08:55] GM
    Upon completion of each step,
    one new member will join your party,
SIGN    Quest Time!
[08:59] GM
    until you reach the last step,
    which you must complete with ten mem.
[09:04] Yotsuya
    Strategy? Complete?
[09:06] GM
    Ask your two companions later about
    the rewards you earn after each.
[09:12] GM
    Shindou Iu.
[09:15] GM
    Wizard (Wind).
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Wizard (Wind) Rank 3

SIGN    m 0 0 l 106 0 l 106 118 l 0 118
SIGN    Health > 83%
    
    Upper Body > 83%
    Lower Body > 83%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 83%
    Strength > 83%
SIGN    Can use wind magic.
SIGN    Wind 30 x 120%
[09:20] GM
    Hakozaki Kusue.
[09:23] GM
    Warrior (Sword).
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Warrior (Sword) Rank 1

[09:25] ---
    m 0 0 l 114 0 l 114 110 l 0 110
SIGN    Health > 220%
    
    Upper Body > 190%
    Lower Body > 180%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 170%
    Strength > 190%
[09:28] GM
    And what is the occupation of the
    third player, Yotsuya Yuusuke?
[09:35] Yotsuya
    I see those on TV all the time!
[09:37] Shindou
    Please be a warrior! Please be a warrior!
[09:38] Yotsuya
    Wait, what? Is this that important?
SIGN    Warrior (Sword)
SIGN    Hunter
SIGN    Farmer
[09:42] GM
    A farmer.
[09:45] Yotsuya
    Huh? Wha?
[09:46] GM
    Well, until we meet ag.
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN     Farmer Rank 1
[09:52] ---
    m 0 0 l 114 0 l 114 110 l 0 110
SIGN    Health > 150%
    
    Upper Body > 200%
    Lower Body > 110%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 120%
    Strength > 150%
SIGN    Can gain knowledge
    about edible plants.
[09:53] Yotsuya
    So, um...
[09:55] Hako
    A farmer...
[09:56] Shindou
    There should be limits on
    what's considered super rare.
[09:58] Yotsuya
    Will someone please tell me what's going on?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 255 0 l 255 168 l 0 168
SIGN    
SIGN    Occupation: Farmer Lv. 1
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
SIGN    Composition: Iron, wood
SIGN    Effects: -50% strength when attacking anything
     but plants
SIGN    Regeneration Time: 5 days
[10:08] Yotsuya
    Were you two brought here
    without warning, too?
[10:12] Shindou
    It was just me first.
[10:14] Shindou
    I managed to complete the first
    quest and return to our world,
[10:18] Shindou
    and then the Game Master
    instructed me to do another quest.
[10:21] Yotsuya
    You still get quests,
    even after returning home?
[10:24] Hako
    Um, then Shindou-san came to me and...
[10:27] (Flashback) Shindou
    Hakozaki-san!
[10:33] (Flashback) Shindou
    Would you be my friend?
[10:37] (Flashback) Hako
    What?
[10:40] Yotsuya
    Your friend?
[10:41] Shindou
    The Game Master instructed me
    to become friends with Kusue.
[10:49] Shindou
    Then, the next time I came to this world,
[10:52] Shindou
    Kusue was here.
[10:59] Shindou
    We made it back again,
[11:01] Shindou
    and this time, he instructed Kusue
    and I to end up alone with you,
[11:05] Shindou
    so I guessed you'd be next.
[11:09] Yotsuya
    So that's how it happened.
[11:11] Shindou
    I figured you'd be around to lock up on
    a day you were on duty, so it'd be easy,
[11:16] Shindou
    but you just kept getting lectured.
[11:19] Yotsuya
    Wh-What could I do about that?
[11:22] Shindou
    I was starting to freak out.
[11:23] Hako
    Me, too. I was so relieved
    when the teacher finally left.
[11:28] Yotsuya
    Well, it's clear now that this isn't a dream.
[11:32] Shindou
    What weapons do you have?
[11:33] Yotsuya
    Weapons?
[11:34] Shindou
    Try squinting.
SIGN    Hoe
SIGN    m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
    Composition: Iron, wood
    Effects: -50% strength when attacking
     anything but plants
    Regeneration Time: 5 days
[11:37] Yotsuya
    Oh!
[11:39] Shindou
    Now touch it.
[11:40] Shindou
    You can control it like a smartphone.
[11:42] Yotsuya
    Oh... Oh! Oh!
[11:45] Shindou
    The only things you can keep as
    weapons are the things you see there.
SIGN    Hoe
SIGN    m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
    Composition: Iron, wood
    Effects: -50% strength when attacking
     anything but plants
    Regeneration Time: 5 days
SIGN    Sickle
SIGN    m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 1
    Composition: Iron, wood
    Effects: -50% strength when attacking
     anything but plants
    Regeneration Time: 5 days
[11:52] Yotsuya
    It came out!
[11:53] Yotsuya
    It's tiny!
[11:56] Yotsuya
    A hoe and a sickle...
[11:57] Yotsuya
    Oh. Because I'm a farmer, I guess.
[12:01] Yotsuya
    So is this a virtual space?
[12:03] Yotsuya
    Like a video game world?
[12:06] Yotsuya
    What's that?
[12:07] Shindou
    Oh, it's a log point.
[12:09] Yotsuya
    Log?
[12:10] Shindou
    Yeah. They sometimes store scenes from
    events that have already happened.
[12:14] Shindou
    You can view them by touching it.
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    This is impossible.
    I can't fight or anything...
[12:20] (Flashback) Text/Hako
    This is impossible.
    I can't fight or anything...
[12:24] (Flashback) Text/Shindou
    It'll be fine.
    I managed the first quest on my own.
SIGN    It'll be fine. I managed the first quest on my own.
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[12:28] (Flashback) Text/Shindou
    Okay? So let's just try this, Kusue.
SIGN    Okay? So let's just try this, Kusue.
[12:31] Hako
    This is from right after
    I came to this world!
[12:33] Hako
    D-Don't watch it!
[12:36] Shindou
    That's what I told Kusue,
[12:38] Shindou
    but I was so panicked, at first,
    I couldn't do anything for a whole day.
[12:42] Shindou
    Then, when I finally realized
    that this was reality,
[12:45] Shindou
    I guess I just made up my mind.
[12:47] Hako
    Um... I really feel a lot better
    having you here, Yotsuya-kun.
[12:52] Yotsuya
    So basically, if we complete quests here,
[12:55] Yotsuya
    we can go back to the
    city we came from, right?
[13:00] Yotsuya
    Back to that city?
[13:02] Shindou
    Incoming!
[13:03] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[13:04] Shindou
    They're goblins.
[13:05] Yotsuya
    Goblin?
[13:07] Yotsuya
    They definitely look the part.
[13:10] Yotsuya
    I might not be okay with any
    of this, but fine! Bring it on!
[13:14] Yotsuya
    My adventure begins now!
[13:19] Yotsuya
    Ah! It broke!
[13:20] Shindou
    He's useless!
[13:22] Yotsuya
    W-Well, you're a wizard and
    a warrior, aren't you?!
[13:25] Yotsuya
    Why are you just watching?!
[13:28] Shindou
    Wind!
[13:33] Yotsuya
    Uh, and?
[13:34] Shindou
    All wind magic does is move the air.
[13:37] Shindou
    And my level's low, so that's all I can do.
[13:39] Yotsuya
    The hell?!
[13:41] Yotsuya
    But maybe a sword...
[13:43] Hako
    I-I'm scared...
[13:44] Yotsuya
    Oh, come on.
[13:47] Yotsuya
    That's not how you use that!
[13:50] Yotsuya
    It's mine!
[13:52] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[13:53] Shindou
    That won't work.
[13:54] Shindou
    Weapons can only be picked up
    by the user they're assigned to.
[13:58] Yotsuya
    This feels more and more like a game.
[14:00] Yotsuya
    But...
[14:02] Yotsuya
    I still have my hoe!
[14:04] Yotsuya
    It broke!
[14:10] Yotsuya
    Wait, seriously?
[14:12] Yotsuya
    Am I... gonna... die?
[14:24] Yotsuya
    Is that me?
[14:28] Yotsuya
    Hakozaki-san?!
[14:33] Yotsuya
    What do I—
[14:40] Yotsuya
    I came back to life?
[14:41] Shindou
    Don't worry. You always
    come back after 30 seconds.
[14:44] Yotsuya
    And you couldn't have told me this before?!
[14:47] Yotsuya
    Well, if dying doesn't matter,
    there'll always be a way to win.
[14:51] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san!
[14:52] Yotsuya
    Help me out!
[14:55] Shindou
    Wind!
[14:59] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun!
[15:00] Yotsuya
    On it!
[15:07] Yotsuya
    I just need to keep chipping
    away at them as they fight me!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Revived
[15:14] Shindou
    Well done.
[15:19] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun's plan worked out.
[15:21] Shindou
    Yeah. Guess I misjudged him.
[15:23] Shindou
    Pretty sad way to do the job, though.
[15:24] Yotsuya
    Are you praising me or insulting me?
    Pick one and stick with it.
[15:27] Yotsuya
    Anyway, I'm impressed you handled
    that on your own before.
[15:31] Shindou
    Yeah, well...
SIGN    <<Defeat 1 Goblin>>
[15:39] Shindou
    The first time...
[15:41] Shindou
    and the second time...
SIGN    <<Discover 2 Settlements>>
[15:42] Shindou
    were both things we could handle
    if we stuck to it long enough,
[15:44] (Flashback) Shindou
    Ten more seconds...
    C'mon, Kusue, wake up!
[15:45] Shindou
    as long as one of us was alive.
[15:49] Yotsuya
    So what happens if all of us die?
[15:51] Shindou
    What? I didn't tell you?
[15:54] Shindou
    If we all die, we die for real.
[15:58] Yotsuya
    We die... for real?
[16:07] Yotsuya
    So the areas we've been through
    once show up on the map.
[16:11] Shindou
    Yeah.
[16:12] Shindou
    Should we go to the village
    in the west tomorrow?
[16:15] Shindou
    It's close.
[16:16] Hako
    I hope the request isn't too difficult.
SIGN    Broken Hoe
SIGN    m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
    Composition: Iron, wood
    Effects: -50% strength when attacking
     anything but plants
     Regenerates in 5 days
SIGN    Broken Sickle
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 54 l 0 54
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 1
    Composition: Iron, wood
    Effects: -50% strength when attacking
     anything but plants
     Regenerates in 5 days
[16:19] Yotsuya
    It's gonna take five days
    for them to regenerate?
[16:23] Yotsuya
    Oh, what's the reward we
    get for completing quests?
[16:27] Yotsuya
    He told me to ask you two.
[16:30] Shindou
    Well, you get the right to ask
    the Game Master one question.
[16:33] Yotsuya
    That's garbage!
[16:34] Shindou
    When I finished the first one,
    I asked him why I was chosen, and...
[16:39] (Flashback) GM
    Someone you know requested.
[16:44] Hako
    After the second one, I asked,
    "Who are you people?"
[16:49] (Flashback) GM
    We come from a future most dist.
[16:53] Yotsuya
    The future...
    and someone you know... really?
[17:00] Yotsuya
    Well, anyway...
[17:03] Yotsuya
    I'll keep watch first.
[17:05] Shindou
    Okay.
[17:07] Yotsuya
    What question would I ask him?
[17:18] Yotsuya
    So if we all die, we die for real?
[17:22] Yotsuya
    Does that mean we'd be dead
    in the real world, too?
[17:27] Yotsuya
    I don't really get it, but we
    definitely need to avoid that.
[17:31] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun!
[17:33] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun! Yotsuya-kun!
[17:35] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san?!
[17:40] Hako
    Yo... Yotsuya-kun...
[17:44] Yotsuya
    Hakozaki-san?! What happened?!
[18:04] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun!
[18:05] Shindou
    Run! We can't win this one!
[18:12] Yotsuya
    It ate her...
[18:20] Yotsuya
    If I die, it's all over!
[18:24] Yotsuya
    Thirty seconds until Hakozaki-san revives!
[18:27] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san!
[18:28] Yotsuya
    Can she hear me?!
[18:30] Yotsuya
    We'll head for the village first!
[18:33] Yotsuya
    A wooden stick is useless against that!
    What's she thinking?!
[18:36] Yotsuya
    This is something we can't fight!
[18:45] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[18:46] Yotsuya
    Your left hand isn't regenerating?
[18:48] Hako
    Um... I think it's because it was eaten.
[18:52] Yotsuya
    Then, Shindou-san...
    probably won't revive, will she?
[18:56] Hako
    Huh?!
[18:56] Yotsuya
    Seriously? If they both die, it's over!
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN     Farmer Rank 4
[19:00] ---
    m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 120 l 0 120
SIGN    Health > 154%
    
    Upper Body > 200%
    Lower Body > 204%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 114%
    Strength > 154%
SIGN    Can gain knowledge
    about edible plants.
[19:01] Yotsuya
    I have zero attack power,
[19:03] Yotsuya
    and Hakozaki-san just has no power at all.
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Warrior (Sword) Rank 1
[19:03] ---
    m 0 0 l 126 0 l 126 122 l 0 122
SIGN    Health > 220%
    
    Upper Body > 190%
    Lower Body > 180%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 170%
    Strength > 190%
[19:06] Yotsuya
    It's no use. We'll have
    to ignore that giant thing
[19:09] Yotsuya
    and complete the quest without Shindou-san.
[19:14] Villager
    It's the heroes! The heroes are here!
[19:18] Yotsuya
    What "heroes"?
[19:20] Hako
    Apparently, that's what
    we're called in this world.
[19:24] Yotsuya
    It really is a game.
[19:26] Thecus
    Yay! Heroes!
[19:28] Girl
    Heroes!
[19:29] Thecus
    My name's Thecus!
[19:31] Yotsuya
    Oh, uh, hi there.
[19:32] Thecus
    Man, heroes are so cool!
[19:35] Yotsuya
    I'm just a farmer, though...
[19:37] Thecus
    I wanna be strong like a hero, too!
[19:41] Yotsuya
    One of us just got eaten, though...
[19:44] Chief
    I am the village chief.
[19:46] Yotsuya
    Hello.
[19:47] Yotsuya
    Um, so... What was your request?
[19:50] Chief
    Well, a monster called a troll has
    shown up just outside the village.
[19:55] Yotsuya
    Wait a minute! He's not talking
    about that thing, is he?!
[19:58] Chief
    It looks like this.
[19:59] Chief
    Please defeat this troll
    and save our village!
[20:02] Yotsuya
    We're dead.
[20:05] Yotsuya
    U-Um... you've never even
    defeated a goblin, right?
[20:10] Hako
    Uh... that's right.
[20:12] Hako
    My sword just doesn't seem to hit them.
[20:14] Yotsuya
    No kidding. You were just throwing it.
[20:17] Hako
    I don't think Iu-chan can revive,
    since she's inside the troll.
[20:22] Hako
    We have to find a way to save her...
[20:27] Yotsuya
    She's useless.
[20:29] Yotsuya
    Why couldn't Shindou-san have
    been the one I got stuck with?
[20:33] Hako
    Um, Yotsuya-kun?
[20:36] Yotsuya
    You stay here in the village.
[20:39] Hako
    Huh?
[20:40] Yotsuya
    I'm going to go raise my rank.
[20:42] Yotsuya
    Later.
[20:44] Hako
    Wait!
[20:48] Hako
    But... I want to save Iu-chan, too...
[20:52] Yotsuya
    Sorry, but...
[20:54] Yotsuya
    If you die on me now...
[20:59] Yotsuya
    I'm the one who'll be put through hell.
[21:04] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Okay! Go, go, go!
[21:07] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    You're not getting away!
[21:09] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Die! Die!
[21:11] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Die, die, die!
[21:13] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Die, die, die, die, die, die, die,
    die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
[21:21] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Yes!
[21:27] Yotsuya
    Even when my life's in danger,
[21:30] Yotsuya
    this place is a million times more
    exciting than that shithole Tokyo.
SIGN    Unqualified Heroes
SIGN    Subquest
    Roulette
[23:10] GM
    Today's subquest is...
[23:13] GM
    Bam!
SIGN    Attempt voice recording!
[23:15] Shindou
    I am the village chief.
SIGN    Shindou
    Attempting voice recording!
SIGN    Chief
[23:16] Yotsuya
    Hey, that's pretty good, Shindou-san!
SIGN    Chief
[23:18] Shindou
    Well, a monster called a troll has
    shown up just outside the village.
[23:22] Shindou
    Please defeat this troll
    and save our village!
[23:25] GM
    Yotsuya Yuusuke will be next to attempt.
[23:28] Yotsuya
    Is it gonna be the chief again?
[23:30] Yotsuya
    Too easy.
SIGN    Yotsuya
    Attempting voice recording!
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[23:31] Yotsuya
    Hakozaki-san!
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[23:33] Yotsuya
    Would you be my friend?
[23:36] GM
    That was creepy, so you fail the chall.
[23:37] Yotsuya
    Well, what do you want me to do?!