# E1 - Unqualified Heroes
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYWMGGJ8R/unqualified-heroes)
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**[00:19] Yotsuya**
*I prefer to be alone.*
**[00:25] Yotsuya**
*I hate that city.*
**[00:32] Yotsuya**
*I hate everyone living in that city.*
**[00:50] Yotsuya**
*Even when my life's in danger,*
**[00:53] Yotsuya**
* this place is a million times more*
* exciting than that shithole Tokyo.*
***SIGN*** Tap Card
***SIGN*** Tap Card
**[02:51] Guy**
PE for first period is gonna kill me.
**[02:53] Guy**
Yeah, for real.
**[02:55] Girl**
So I was watching mikkou LIVE yesterday...
**[02:57] Girl**
Oh, I totally fell asleep.
**[02:59] Girl**
Really? That fast?
**[03:01] Teacher**
Nomura Yuuta.
**[03:02] Nomura**
Here.
**[03:03] Teacher**
Hakozaki Kusue...
**[03:05] Teacher**
is sick, so she's out for the day.
**[03:09] Guy**
Hakozaki sure is absent a lot.
**[03:10] Teacher**
Yumiya Youhei.
**[03:11] Yumiya**
Here.
**[03:12] Girl**
She's got some condition that
makes her weak, apparently.
**[03:13] Teacher**
Yuura Yuki.
**[03:14] Yuura**
Here.
**[03:14] Girl**
She always sits out in PE, too.
**[03:15] Teacher**
Morita Takeshi.
**[03:16] Girl**
Hey, did you hear about
Nakata-kun in Class 1?
**[03:16] Morita**
Here.
**[03:18] Teacher**
Morinaga Maiko.
**[03:18] Girl**
He asked Shinnomiya-san out.
**[03:19] Mori**
Here.
**[03:20] Guy**
For real?!
**[03:21] Girl**
That's crazy.
**[03:22] Guy**
That bastard!
**[03:23] Teacher**
If you haven't turned in your future
plans form, you have until tomorrow.
**[03:27] Guy**
Wanna go do some karaoke?
**[03:32] Guy**
Here, see?
**[03:34] Guy**
Whoa, it's Shindou-san.
**[03:36] Guy**
So it's true that she was scouted as
an amateur model for *Petit Lemon*.
**[03:37] Girl**
You got this, Shindou-san!
**[03:40] Guy**
She's cute, she gets good grades...
**[03:44] Guy**
She's, like, perfect.
**[03:57] Toki**
Whoops...
**[04:00] Toki**
Oh, everything's fine!
**[04:03] Toki**
You know, streaming
outdoors is always weird.
***SIGN*** You okay?
**[04:06] Toki**
You have to be aware of the public eye.
***SIGN*** Takes guts. Total respect
**[04:13] Yotsuya**
Yes! Go, go, go!
**[04:15] Yotsuya**
Gotcha!
**[04:18] Yotsuya**
Whew, that was a close one!
***SIGN*** On Duty Yotsuya Yuusuke
**[04:45] Girl**
Shindou-san!
**[04:46] Shindou**
Yep, later.
**[04:51] Yotsuya**
This is it?
**[04:58] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san's amazing.
**[05:00] Yotsuya**
Well, she's definitely hot.
**[05:03] Yotsuya**
* We live in such different worlds,*
* I can't even form an opinion.*
**[05:07] Shindou**
Today's the day, huh?
**[05:09] Hako**
Yeah.
**[05:10] Shindou**
I'm kinda nervous.
**[05:12] Hako**
Me, too.
**[05:14] Yotsuya**
*Doesn't she always skip PE?*
**[05:16] Yotsuya**
*Did those two ever hang out before?*
**[05:21] Yotsuya**
*Wh-What was that about?*
**[05:27] Teacher**
You're the only one who hasn't turned
in your future plans form, Yotsuya.
**[05:33] Teacher**
You're a fast runner.
**[05:35] Teacher**
If you'd joined the track team, you could've
gotten into an athletic high school.
**[05:38] Yotsuya**
Yeah...
**[05:46] Yotsuya**
*Those two again?*
**[05:48] Yotsuya**
*It's pretty rare to see them together.*
**[05:50] Teacher**
Isn't there anything you really want to do?
**[05:54] Yotsuya**
*I want to get home and play more of my game.*
**[05:57] Yotsuya**
I've been thinking about it,
but there's really nothing.
**[06:00] Yotsuya**
*I don't care about this stupid school.*
**[06:02] Teacher**
You never say what you
really want to say, do you?
***SIGN*** Yuusuke
**[06:06] Teacher**
You won't make it through high school if
you don't have friends you can open up to.
**[06:10] Yotsuya**
*Wow, he knows. I'm impressed.*
**[06:13] Yotsuya**
Yeah, I guess not...
**[06:16] Yotsuya**
I'll find a regular academic high
school to list as my first choice.
**[06:19] Teacher**
Just make sure you get it in by tomorrow.
**[06:22] Yotsuya**
Yes, sir.
**[06:24] Yotsuya**
*Gotta get home to my game.*
**[06:26] Yotsuya**
Oh, I'll lock up. I'm on duty today, so—
**[06:32] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[06:33] Yotsuya**
*When did they leave?*
**[06:58] Yotsuya**
Huh?!
**[07:18] Yotsuya**
Wh-What the heck just happened?
**[07:29] Yotsuya**
What the hell?!
**[07:33] Yotsuya**
Shit! What's going on?!
**[07:35] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[07:37] Shindou**
Sweet! We've finally got a guy!
**[07:39] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san?!
**[07:41] Yotsuya**
And... uh...
**[07:45] Hako**
I'm Hakozaki.
**[07:49] Yotsuya**
What the hell is this?
**[07:51] Yotsuya**
What the hell is this?
What the hell *is* this?
**[07:52] Shindou**
Okay, so a weirdo with only half
a face is about to show up.
**[07:56] Shindou**
Don't panic. Just listen to him.
**[07:57] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[07:58] GM**
Nice to meet. Greetings to.
**[08:04] GM**
Call me Game Master, if you plea.
**[08:08] GM**
Glad to make your acquain.
**[08:11] Yotsuya**
Your head... Your head! Your head is...
**[08:13] GM**
I will now explain the rules to.
**[08:16] Yotsuya**
Huh?!
**[08:17] GM**
These are the instructions
for the new member of the.
**[08:22] GM**
You'll all be doing this togeth.
**[08:25] Yotsuya**
Wait, what?! Hang on a minute!
**[08:26] Shindou**
Listen, Yotsuya-kun.
**[08:27] GM**
Your quest is.
***SIGN*** Fulfill the village chief's request.
(Time limit: 14 days)
***SIGN*** Quest Time!
**[08:30] GM**
Fulfill the village chief's request
within the fourteen-day time lim.
**[08:35] Yotsuya**
Don't just move all this along on your own!
**[08:37] Shindou**
I told you, just listen!
**[08:39] GM**
The monsters in this world will be
ready and raring to kill all of.
**[08:44] Yotsuya**
Just wait a sec!
**[08:45] Shindou**
I told you...
**[08:46] Yotsuya**
But I mean—
**[08:47] Shindou**
Just listen!
**[08:48] Yotsuya**
Ow...
**[08:49] Yotsuya**
Huh? That didn't hurt...
**[08:52] GM**
Eight steps left until the quest is comp.
***SIGN*** Quest Completion Strategy
***SIGN*** Defeat 1 goblin
***SIGN*** Discover 2 settlements
***SIGN*** Fulfill the village chief's request
**[08:55] GM**
Upon completion of each step,
one new member will join your party,
***SIGN*** Quest Time!
**[08:59] GM**
until you reach the last step,
which you must complete with ten mem.
**[09:04] Yotsuya**
Strategy? Complete?
**[09:06] GM**
Ask your two companions later about
the rewards you earn after each.
**[09:12] GM**
Shindou Iu.
**[09:15] GM**
Wizard (Wind).
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Wizard (Wind) Rank 3
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 106 0 l 106 118 l 0 118
***SIGN*** Health > 83%
Upper Body > 83%
Lower Body > 83%
Involuntary
Muscle > 83%
Strength > 83%
***SIGN*** Can use wind magic.
***SIGN*** Wind 30 x 120%
**[09:20] GM**
Hakozaki Kusue.
**[09:23] GM**
Warrior (Sword).
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword) Rank 1
**[09:25] ---**
m 0 0 l 114 0 l 114 110 l 0 110
***SIGN*** Health > 220%
Upper Body > 190%
Lower Body > 180%
Involuntary
Muscle > 170%
Strength > 190%
**[09:28] GM**
And what is the occupation of the
third player, Yotsuya Yuusuke?
**[09:35] Yotsuya**
I see those on TV all the time!
**[09:37] Shindou**
Please be a warrior! Please be a warrior!
**[09:38] Yotsuya**
Wait, what? Is this that important?
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword)
***SIGN*** Hunter
***SIGN*** Farmer
**[09:42] GM**
A farmer.
**[09:45] Yotsuya**
Huh? Wha?
**[09:46] GM**
Well, until we meet ag.
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Farmer Rank 1
**[09:52] ---**
m 0 0 l 114 0 l 114 110 l 0 110
***SIGN*** Health > 150%
Upper Body > 200%
Lower Body > 110%
Involuntary
Muscle > 120%
Strength > 150%
***SIGN*** Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
**[09:53] Yotsuya**
So, um...
**[09:55] Hako**
A farmer...
**[09:56] Shindou**
There should be limits on
what's considered super rare.
**[09:58] Yotsuya**
Will someone please tell me what's going on?!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 255 0 l 255 168 l 0 168
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Occupation: Farmer Lv. 1
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
***SIGN*** Composition: Iron, wood
***SIGN*** Effects: -50% strength when attacking anything
but plants
***SIGN*** Regeneration Time: 5 days
**[10:08] Yotsuya**
Were you two brought here
without warning, too?
**[10:12] Shindou**
It was just me first.
**[10:14] Shindou**
I managed to complete the first
quest and return to our world,
**[10:18] Shindou**
and then the Game Master
instructed me to do another quest.
**[10:21] Yotsuya**
You still get quests,
even after returning home?
**[10:24] Hako**
Um, then Shindou-san came to me and...
**[10:27] (Flashback) Shindou**
Hakozaki-san!
**[10:33] (Flashback) Shindou**
Would you be my friend?
**[10:37] (Flashback) Hako**
What?
**[10:40] Yotsuya**
Your friend?
**[10:41] Shindou**
The Game Master instructed me
to become friends with Kusue.
**[10:49] Shindou**
Then, the next time I came to this world,
**[10:52] Shindou**
Kusue was here.
**[10:59] Shindou**
We made it back again,
**[11:01] Shindou**
and this time, he instructed Kusue
and I to end up alone with you,
**[11:05] Shindou**
so I guessed you'd be next.
**[11:09] Yotsuya**
*So that's how it happened.*
**[11:11] Shindou**
I figured you'd be around to lock up on
a day you were on duty, so it'd be easy,
**[11:16] Shindou**
but you just kept getting lectured.
**[11:19] Yotsuya**
Wh-What could I do about that?
**[11:22] Shindou**
I was starting to freak out.
**[11:23] Hako**
Me, too. I was so relieved
when the teacher finally left.
**[11:28] Yotsuya**
*Well, it's clear now that this isn't a dream.*
**[11:32] Shindou**
What weapons do you have?
**[11:33] Yotsuya**
Weapons?
**[11:34] Shindou**
Try squinting.
***SIGN*** Hoe
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
Composition: Iron, wood
Effects: -50% strength when attacking
anything but plants
Regeneration Time: 5 days
**[11:37] Yotsuya**
Oh!
**[11:39] Shindou**
Now touch it.
**[11:40] Shindou**
You can control it like a smartphone.
**[11:42] Yotsuya**
Oh... Oh! Oh!
**[11:45] Shindou**
The only things you can keep as
weapons are the things you see there.
***SIGN*** Hoe
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
Composition: Iron, wood
Effects: -50% strength when attacking
anything but plants
Regeneration Time: 5 days
***SIGN*** Sickle
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 1
Composition: Iron, wood
Effects: -50% strength when attacking
anything but plants
Regeneration Time: 5 days
**[11:52] Yotsuya**
It came out!
**[11:53] Yotsuya**
It's tiny!
**[11:56] Yotsuya**
*A hoe and a sickle...*
**[11:57] Yotsuya**
*Oh. Because I'm a farmer, I guess.*
**[12:01] Yotsuya**
*So is this a virtual space?*
**[12:03] Yotsuya**
*Like a video game world?*
**[12:06] Yotsuya**
What's that?
**[12:07] Shindou**
Oh, it's a log point.
**[12:09] Yotsuya**
Log?
**[12:10] Shindou**
Yeah. They sometimes store scenes from
events that have already happened.
**[12:14] Shindou**
You can view them by touching it.
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** This is impossible.
I can't fight or anything...
**[12:20] (Flashback) Text/Hako**
This is impossible.
I can't fight or anything...
**[12:24] (Flashback) Text/Shindou**
It'll be fine.
I managed the first quest on my own.
***SIGN*** It'll be fine. I managed the first quest on my own.
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
**[12:28] (Flashback) Text/Shindou**
Okay? So let's just try this, Kusue.
***SIGN*** Okay? So let's just try this, Kusue.
**[12:31] Hako**
This is from right after
I came to this world!
**[12:33] Hako**
D-Don't watch it!
**[12:36] Shindou**
That's what I told Kusue,
**[12:38] Shindou**
but I was so panicked, at first,
I couldn't do anything for a whole day.
**[12:42] Shindou**
Then, when I finally realized
that this was reality,
**[12:45] Shindou**
I guess I just made up my mind.
**[12:47] Hako**
Um... I really feel a lot better
having you here, Yotsuya-kun.
**[12:52] Yotsuya**
So basically, if we complete quests here,
**[12:55] Yotsuya**
we can go back to the
city we came from, right?
**[13:00] Yotsuya**
*Back to that city?*
**[13:02] Shindou**
Incoming!
**[13:03] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[13:04] Shindou**
They're goblins.
**[13:05] Yotsuya**
Goblin?
**[13:07] Yotsuya**
*They definitely look the part.*
**[13:10] Yotsuya**
* I might not be okay with any*
* of this, but fine! Bring it on!*
**[13:14] Yotsuya**
My adventure begins now!
**[13:19] Yotsuya**
Ah! It broke!
**[13:20] Shindou**
He's useless!
**[13:22] Yotsuya**
W-Well, you're a wizard and
a warrior, aren't you?!
**[13:25] Yotsuya**
Why are you just watching?!
**[13:28] Shindou**
Wind!
**[13:33] Yotsuya**
Uh, and?
**[13:34] Shindou**
All wind magic does is move the air.
**[13:37] Shindou**
And my level's low, so that's all I can do.
**[13:39] Yotsuya**
The hell?!
**[13:41] Yotsuya**
But maybe a sword...
**[13:43] Hako**
I-I'm scared...
**[13:44] Yotsuya**
Oh, come on.
**[13:47] Yotsuya**
That's not how you use that!
**[13:50] Yotsuya**
*It's mine!*
**[13:52] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[13:53] Shindou**
That won't work.
**[13:54] Shindou**
Weapons can only be picked up
by the user they're assigned to.
**[13:58] Yotsuya**
This feels more and more like a game.
**[14:00] Yotsuya**
But...
**[14:02] Yotsuya**
I still have my hoe!
**[14:04] Yotsuya**
It broke!
**[14:10] Yotsuya**
*Wait, seriously?*
**[14:12] Yotsuya**
*Am I... gonna... die?*
**[14:24] Yotsuya**
*Is that me?*
**[14:28] Yotsuya**
Hakozaki-san?!
**[14:33] Yotsuya**
What do I—
**[14:40] Yotsuya**
I came back to life?
**[14:41] Shindou**
Don't worry. You always
come back after 30 seconds.
**[14:44] Yotsuya**
And you couldn't have told me this before?!
**[14:47] Yotsuya**
* Well, if dying doesn't matter,*
* there'll always be a way to win.*
**[14:51] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san!
**[14:52] Yotsuya**
Help me out!
**[14:55] Shindou**
Wind!
**[14:59] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[15:00] Yotsuya**
On it!
**[15:07] Yotsuya**
I just need to keep chipping
away at them as they fight me!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Revived
**[15:14] Shindou**
Well done.
**[15:19] Hako**
Yotsuya-kun's plan worked out.
**[15:21] Shindou**
Yeah. Guess I misjudged him.
**[15:23] Shindou**
Pretty sad way to do the job, though.
**[15:24] Yotsuya**
Are you praising me or insulting me?
Pick one and stick with it.
**[15:27] Yotsuya**
Anyway, I'm impressed you handled
that on your own before.
**[15:31] Shindou**
Yeah, well...
***SIGN*** <>
**[15:39] Shindou**
The first time...
**[15:41] Shindou**
and the second time...
***SIGN*** <>
**[15:42] Shindou**
were both things we could handle
if we stuck to it long enough,
**[15:44] (Flashback) Shindou**
Ten more seconds...
C'mon, Kusue, wake up!
**[15:45] Shindou**
as long as one of us was alive.
**[15:49] Yotsuya**
So what happens if all of us die?
**[15:51] Shindou**
What? I didn't tell you?
**[15:54] Shindou**
If we all die, we die for real.
**[15:58] Yotsuya**
We die... for real?
**[16:07] Yotsuya**
So the areas we've been through
once show up on the map.
**[16:11] Shindou**
Yeah.
**[16:12] Shindou**
Should we go to the village
in the west tomorrow?
**[16:15] Shindou**
It's close.
**[16:16] Hako**
I hope the request isn't too difficult.
***SIGN*** Broken Hoe
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
Composition: Iron, wood
Effects: -50% strength when attacking
anything but plants
Regenerates in 5 days
***SIGN*** Broken Sickle
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 54 l 0 54
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 1
Composition: Iron, wood
Effects: -50% strength when attacking
anything but plants
Regenerates in 5 days
**[16:19] Yotsuya**
It's gonna take five days
for them to regenerate?
**[16:23] Yotsuya**
Oh, what's the reward we
get for completing quests?
**[16:27] Yotsuya**
He told me to ask you two.
**[16:30] Shindou**
Well, you get the right to ask
the Game Master one question.
**[16:33] Yotsuya**
That's garbage!
**[16:34] Shindou**
When I finished the first one,
I asked him why I was chosen, and...
**[16:39] (Flashback) GM**
Someone you know requested.
**[16:44] Hako**
After the second one, I asked,
"Who are you people?"
**[16:49] (Flashback) GM**
We come from a future most dist.
**[16:53] Yotsuya**
The future...
and someone you know... really?
**[17:00] Yotsuya**
Well, anyway...
**[17:03] Yotsuya**
I'll keep watch first.
**[17:05] Shindou**
Okay.
**[17:07] Yotsuya**
*What question would I ask him?*
**[17:18] Yotsuya**
*So if we all die, we die for real?*
**[17:22] Yotsuya**
* Does that mean we'd be dead*
* in the real world, too?*
**[17:27] Yotsuya**
I don't really get it, but we
definitely need to avoid that.
**[17:31] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[17:33] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun! Yotsuya-kun!
**[17:35] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san?!
**[17:40] Hako**
Yo... Yotsuya-kun...
**[17:44] Yotsuya**
Hakozaki-san?! What happened?!
**[18:04] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[18:05] Shindou**
Run! We can't win this one!
**[18:12] Yotsuya**
*It ate her...*
**[18:20] Yotsuya**
*If I die, it's all over!*
**[18:24] Yotsuya**
*Thirty seconds until Hakozaki-san revives!*
**[18:27] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san!
**[18:28] Yotsuya**
*Can she hear me?!*
**[18:30] Yotsuya**
We'll head for the village first!
**[18:33] Yotsuya**
* A wooden stick is useless against that!*
* What's she thinking?!*
**[18:36] Yotsuya**
*This is something we can't fight!*
**[18:45] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[18:46] Yotsuya**
Your left hand isn't regenerating?
**[18:48] Hako**
Um... I think it's because it was eaten.
**[18:52] Yotsuya**
Then, Shindou-san...
probably won't revive, will she?
**[18:56] Hako**
Huh?!
**[18:56] Yotsuya**
*Seriously? If they both die, it's over!*
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Farmer Rank 4
**[19:00] ---**
m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 120 l 0 120
***SIGN*** Health > 154%
Upper Body > 200%
Lower Body > 204%
Involuntary
Muscle > 114%
Strength > 154%
***SIGN*** Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
**[19:01] Yotsuya**
*I have zero attack power,*
**[19:03] Yotsuya**
*and Hakozaki-san just has no power at all.*
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword) Rank 1
**[19:03] ---**
m 0 0 l 126 0 l 126 122 l 0 122
***SIGN*** Health > 220%
Upper Body > 190%
Lower Body > 180%
Involuntary
Muscle > 170%
Strength > 190%
**[19:06] Yotsuya**
* It's no use. We'll have*
* to ignore that giant thing*
**[19:09] Yotsuya**
*and complete the quest without Shindou-san.*
**[19:14] Villager**
It's the heroes! The heroes are here!
**[19:18] Yotsuya**
What "heroes"?
**[19:20] Hako**
Apparently, that's what
we're called in this world.
**[19:24] Yotsuya**
It really is a game.
**[19:26] Thecus**
Yay! Heroes!
**[19:28] Girl**
Heroes!
**[19:29] Thecus**
My name's Thecus!
**[19:31] Yotsuya**
Oh, uh, hi there.
**[19:32] Thecus**
Man, heroes are so cool!
**[19:35] Yotsuya**
*I'm just a farmer, though...*
**[19:37] Thecus**
I wanna be strong like a hero, too!
**[19:41] Yotsuya**
*One of us just got eaten, though...*
**[19:44] Chief**
I am the village chief.
**[19:46] Yotsuya**
Hello.
**[19:47] Yotsuya**
Um, so... What was your request?
**[19:50] Chief**
Well, a monster called a troll has
shown up just outside the village.
**[19:55] Yotsuya**
* Wait a minute! He's not talking*
* about that thing, is he?!*
**[19:58] Chief**
It looks like this.
**[19:59] Chief**
Please defeat this troll
and save our village!
**[20:02] Yotsuya**
*We're dead.*
**[20:05] Yotsuya**
U-Um... you've never even
defeated a goblin, right?
**[20:10] Hako**
Uh... that's right.
**[20:12] Hako**
My sword just doesn't seem to hit them.
**[20:14] Yotsuya**
*No kidding. You were just throwing it.*
**[20:17] Hako**
I don't think Iu-chan can revive,
since she's inside the troll.
**[20:22] Hako**
We have to find a way to save her...
**[20:27] Yotsuya**
*She's useless.*
**[20:29] Yotsuya**
* Why couldn't Shindou-san have*
* been the one I got stuck with?*
**[20:33] Hako**
Um, Yotsuya-kun?
**[20:36] Yotsuya**
You stay here in the village.
**[20:39] Hako**
Huh?
**[20:40] Yotsuya**
I'm going to go raise my rank.
**[20:42] Yotsuya**
Later.
**[20:44] Hako**
Wait!
**[20:48] Hako**
But... I want to save Iu-chan, too...
**[20:52] Yotsuya**
Sorry, but...
**[20:54] Yotsuya**
If you die on me now...
**[20:59] Yotsuya**
I'm the one who'll be put through hell.
**[21:04] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Okay! Go, go, go!
**[21:07] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
You're not getting away!
**[21:09] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Die! Die!
**[21:11] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Die, die, die!
**[21:13] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die,
die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
**[21:21] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Yes!
**[21:27] Yotsuya**
*Even when my life's in danger,*
**[21:30] Yotsuya**
* this place is a million times more*
* exciting than that shithole Tokyo.*
***SIGN*** Unqualified Heroes
***SIGN*** Subquest
Roulette
**[23:10] GM**
Today's subquest is...
**[23:13] GM**
Bam!
***SIGN*** Attempt voice recording!
**[23:15] Shindou**
I am the village chief.
***SIGN*** Shindou
Attempting voice recording!
***SIGN*** Chief
**[23:16] Yotsuya**
Hey, that's pretty good, Shindou-san!
***SIGN*** Chief
**[23:18] Shindou**
Well, a monster called a troll has
shown up just outside the village.
**[23:22] Shindou**
Please defeat this troll
and save our village!
**[23:25] GM**
Yotsuya Yuusuke will be next to attempt.
**[23:28] Yotsuya**
Is it gonna be the chief again?
**[23:30] Yotsuya**
Too easy.
***SIGN*** Yotsuya
Attempting voice recording!
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
**[23:31] Yotsuya**
Hakozaki-san!
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
**[23:33] Yotsuya**
Would you be my friend?
**[23:36] GM**
That was creepy, so you fail the chall.
**[23:37] Yotsuya**
Well, what do you want me to do?!