E17 - Dik Throbb

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[00:04] Queen
    Was it the past, or was it a dream?
[00:07] Queen
    I don't even know anymore.
[00:27] Queen
    But...
[00:48] Queen
    But I will never again...
[01:02] Queen
    allow my family...
[01:06] Queen
    to be taken away.
[02:51] Yotsuya
    A dragon?
[02:53] Yotsuya
    What's going on?
[02:55] Yotsuya
    No, focus on the orcs.
[03:01] Torii
    You're late.
[03:03] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[03:05] Yotsuya
    Who are these people?
[03:06] Aoiu
    They were suddenly too exhausted to go on.
[03:09] Torii
    Yeah, you can't blame them.
[03:11] Torii
    So what was it like inside?
[03:13] Yotsuya
    Well, first...
SIGN    West
SIGN    East
SIGN    Left Corridor
SIGN    Right Corridor
SIGN    Reception Hall
SIGN    North
SIGN    Front
    Corridor
[03:15] Yotsuya
    The big reception hall on the
    second floor, where the orcs are,
[03:18] Yotsuya
    has a high ceiling,
    which gives them an advantage.
[03:22] Yotsuya
    So if we're going to fight them,
[03:23] Yotsuya
    we'll need to lure them into the
    corridor, which has a lower ceiling.
[03:27] Yotsuya
    But that has its pros and cons, too.
[03:30] Yotsuya
    On the plus side, in a narrow corridor,
[03:33] Yotsuya
    we can limit the orcs'
    movements to some extent.
[03:36] Yotsuya
    On the minus side, if they sandwich us,
[03:39] Yotsuya
    we'll have no way out.
[03:43] Torii
    So... what are we gonna do?
[03:45] Yotsuya
    Well, I came up with
    several possible options.
[03:49] Torii
    All right! Then let's just
    do it and see what happens!
[03:55] Yotsuya
    Plan one is to push them off the veranda.
[04:03] Torii
    Damn! It would've worked if
    the ceiling wasn't there!
[04:06] Yotsuya
    I told you it was low.
[04:09] Torii
    Here it comes!
[04:12] Torii
    Come on! Over here!
[04:15] Torii
    Yes!
[04:23] Torii
    Uh, hey...
[04:27] Torii
    It's... not coming.
[04:30] Yotsuya
    Damn. Are they being cautious
    because of the volcanic bombs?
[04:37] Yotsuya
    Plan two. Let's go.
[04:40] Islander 1
    Hey! Over here!
[04:42] Islander 4
    Over here!
[04:43] Islander 4
    Bring it on!
[04:45] Islander 1
    We'll take ya!
[04:47] Islander 4
    C'mon! Whatsa matter?!
[04:53] Islander 1
    We gotta run!
[04:54] Islander 4
    No way! We're doin' our job!
[04:57] Yotsuya
    Five,
[04:58] Yotsuya
    four,
[04:59] Yotsuya
    three,
[05:00] Yotsuya
    two,
[05:01] Yotsuya
    one!
[05:10] Yotsuya
    Yes! I did some dama—
[05:14] Torii
    I'm behind ya!
[05:23] Yotsuya
    Plan two didn't work, either...
[05:27] Yotsuya
    Wait, seriously?!
[05:31] Yotsuya
    If it eats any vital organs, he won't revive!
[05:42] Yotsuya
    A child?
[05:43] Yotsuya
    The orc's?
[05:45] Yotsuya
    It has hair.
[05:47] Yotsuya
    Is that who the orcs in the
    castle are protecting?
[05:51] Aoiu
    An orc child?
[05:53] Yotsuya
    Yeah, but it was a little different.
[05:56] Yotsuya
    It had hair on its head.
[05:59] Aoiu
    That's... the next queen!
[06:01] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[06:02] Aoiu
    Most orcs are male, other than the queen,
[06:05] Aoiu
    and the males don't have hair on their heads.
[06:08] Aoiu
    But the queen is different.
[06:11] Aoiu
    A queen can give birth to about a
    hundred babies in her lifetime.
[06:15] Aoiu
    About five of those are female,
[06:17] Aoiu
    and if each of those females
    births another hundred...
[06:24] Torii
    Damn, they'll multiply like crazy.
[06:27] Yotsuya
    You really know a lot about orcs.
[06:30] Aoiu
    I wanted to know as much as I could,
[06:32] Aoiu
    so I read a book we imported
    called All About Orcs.
[06:37] (Flashback) Aoiu
    L-Leg...
[06:40] Yotsuya
    What else did the book say?
[06:43] Aoiu
    Um... It said the orcs have
    their own language...
[06:47] Yotsuya
    What kind of language?
[06:48] Aoiu
    Huh?!
[06:49] Aoiu
    Uh... I only really remember one phrase...
[06:53] Yotsuya
    Say that phrase to the orcs.
[06:56] Aoiu
    What?!
[06:57] Aoiu
    I-I can't!
[06:59] Aoiu
    I mean... I mean...
SIGN    D i k T h r o b b
[07:15] Queen
    You can just stay hidden inside.
[07:18] Queen
    I'll use you as food on my voyage.
[07:28] Queen
    It looks like this island is about to sink.
[07:32] Queen
    Which is why...
[07:34] Queen
    I must go and collect my family.
[07:50] Queen
    How did you...
[07:57] Queen
    What do you want?
[07:58] Queen
    Say something!
[08:02] Queen
    That huge blade will be a problem.
[08:05] Queen
    But if I can get him to swing
    and miss with it once...
[08:09] Queen
    I can beat him.
[08:15] Yotsuya
    Whatever you do, don't flip
    over backwards or you're dead.
[08:19] Torii
    I know, I know.
[08:20] Aoiu
    Are y'all really gonna do this?
[08:23] Yotsuya
    I want to distract the
    orcs as much as possible.
[08:26] Yotsuya
    Please help me.
[08:27] Aoiu
    G-Got it!
[08:30] Torii
    I can't believe you even thought
    to use something like this.
[08:35] Torii
    You really are amazing.
[08:39] Yotsuya
    I never compliment other people, do I?
[08:42] Yotsuya
    I think Torii's amazing for
    being able to do it so easily.
[08:46] Yotsuya
    What makes us different?
[08:48] Yotsuya
    Communication skills?
    Interest in others? Pride?
[08:52] Yotsuya
    No, it's all of that.
[08:55] Yotsuya
    No matter who I'm with, I'm always alone.
[08:58] Yotsuya
    I hate everyone,
    whether they hate me or not.
[09:02] Yotsuya
    My hatred for humanity started
    with a hatred for people like me.
[09:06] Yotsuya
    But since he's nothing like me,
    he doesn't fit in that category.
[09:11] Yotsuya
    So even if I approved of him...
[09:19] Torii
    Looks like everything's ready.
[09:22] Torii
    Let's kill 'em good and dead!
[09:25] Yotsuya
    Well, whatever. That can wait.
[09:32] Aoiu
    Dk throbb!
SIGN    "No, I am leg hair"
[09:36] Voice
    No, I am leg hair.
[09:40] Aoiu
    Dk throbb!
SIGN    "No, I am leg hair"
[09:42] Voice
    No, I am leg hair.
[09:46] Aoiu
    Dk throbb! Dk throbb!
[09:50] Torii
    She's 25 years old, and she's
    screaming that! What a riot!
[09:54] Yotsuya
    Focus, damn it!
[09:59] Aoiu
    Dk throbb! Dk throbb!
[10:13] Yotsuya
    Go!
[10:15] Torii
    My dk...
[10:17] Torii
    is definitely throbbin'!
[10:35] Torii
    Yes! Our lava attack worked!
[10:49] Toki
    Looks like it's going to be a bit
    longer before the bullets are done...
[10:55] Toki
    Hey!
[10:58] Toki
    I just thought of something!
[11:00] Toki
    Wait here!
[11:02] Hako
    Okay.
[11:10] Hako
    Are you all right?
[11:12] Gramps
    I-I'm fine. Sorry. Guess it's my age...
[11:23] Yana
    What is this suffocating feeling?
[11:27] Yana
    Everyone just suddenly...
[11:29] Yana
    Wait, is this...
[11:39] Yana
    Our life force...
[11:41] Yana
    Our life force, and the life
    force of everyone who died today
[11:45] Yana
    is being drained?
[11:48] Katz
    You can see the flow of life force?
[11:51] Yana
    Väikedaam can use magic, just a little bit.
[11:56] Yana
    But who is...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN     Sports very long arms, as
    the name suggests. It stands
    about three meters tall with
    arms reaching about two
    meters, and it can live about
    40 years. Most have a threat
    level of D, but the queen's
    threat level is C due to her
    larger body and higher
    intelligence. They primarily
    speak in Orcish, their own
    unique language, but some
    queens can speak the
    human language, as well.
[12:16] Queen
    This pressure...
[12:19] Queen
    As long as he has that huge sword,
    I can't attack carelessly.
[12:29] Queen
    Three...
[12:31] Queen
    Two...
[12:32] Queen
    One.
[12:40] Queen
    He's mine!
[12:52] Queen
    I've won.
[13:06] Queen
    How did you...
[13:10] Shindou
    You didn't know?
[13:11] Shindou
    Heroes don't die.
[13:31] Shindou
    I don't need armor.
[13:32] Shindou
    I can't stop an attack from an orc, anyway.
[13:37] Shindou
    So I'll keep it light!
[13:44] Shindou
    I dodged her!
[13:46] Shindou
    My heart's pounding!
[13:49] Shindou
    It's no use trying to cut*
    through her in one swing.
[13:51] Shindou
    All I can do is keep cutting through
    one layer of flesh at a time.
[14:03] Hako
    Are you all right?
[14:05] Islander 2
    Yeah...
[14:08] Hako
    Gramps!
[14:12] Hako
    Gramps!
[14:18] Hako
    He's burning up...
[14:19] Hako
    His breathing is heavy,
    and he's unconscious.
[14:28] Hako
    I have to at least get him to
    where there's some wind...
[14:35] Toki
    Hot, hot, hot!
[14:37] Hako
    Yuka-chan?!
[14:39] Toki
    Look!
[14:40] Toki
    I was able to get just one
    back from an orc's body!
[14:44] Toki
    Catch!
[14:46] Hako
    Huh?!
[14:47] Hako
    H-Hang on! I'm not very good at...
[15:08] Hako
    Yuka-chan!
[15:09] Toki
    I'll be back.
[15:15] Gramps
    The Orc Eater...
[15:17] Toki
    You're awake?
[15:19] Gramps
    Let's draw the bow... together.
[15:23] Gramps
    You got a bullet back, right?
[15:25] Hako
    Thank you...
[15:28] Hako
    But please don't push yourself too hard.
[15:32] Gramps
    You are a kind girl.
[15:51] Queen
    That stings...
[15:53] Queen
    Before the hero comes back to life...
[15:57] Queen
    I'll finish killing that one!
[16:01] Queen
    You were strong.
[16:04] Queen
    But...
[16:06] Shindou
    Thanzamer-san!
[16:07] Queen
    Farewell!
[16:26] Shindou
    I get it.
[16:28] Shindou
    The waves tossed the boat onto the
    island before we even realized it.
[16:36] Queen
    I have to go...
[16:42] Queen
    and collect them...
[16:45] Queen
    Mama is coming...
[16:56] Queen
    I will protect you...
[17:03] Queen
    My family...
[17:14] Shindou
    We won!
[17:19] Hako
    It's heading right for the lava!
[17:25] Shindou
    What can I...
[17:28] Shindou
    Thanzamer-san?!
[17:30] Thanzammer
    Stop!
[17:46] Yotsuya
    I hate humans.
[17:58] Yotsuya
    I hate them because they're
    the only species on Earth
[18:01] Yotsuya
    that kills other living
    things out of malice.
[18:07] Yotsuya
    I hate them because they kill things
[18:09] Yotsuya
    that are inconvenient to them if left alive.
[18:22] Yotsuya
    But...
[18:24] Yotsuya
    I have to kill you guys
[18:27] Yotsuya
    for my own convenience.
[18:34] Yotsuya
    So...
[18:39] Yotsuya
    feel free to hate me.
[18:49] Yotsuya
    So long.
[19:16] Yotsuya
    I'm so weak.
[19:20] Yotsuya
    Weaker than anyone.
[20:55] Torii
    What's this? Why do you look so glum?
[20:58] Yotsuya
    No reason.
[21:01] Aoiu
    The wave's receded.
[21:04] Aoiu
    Actually, there's somethin'
    that's been botherin' me.
[21:07] Torii
    What is it?
[21:09] Aoiu
    Five years ago, there was a shipwreck there.
[21:13] Torii
    Shit got wrecked?
[21:15] Torii
    Oh, a shipwreck...
[21:18] Aoiu
    The one the Orc Queen was riding...
[21:21] Aoiu
    No, the one she was bein' held on.
[21:23] Yotsuya
    Huh? Being held?
[21:26] Aoiu
    There was a big cage on the ship that they
    thought the queen was imprisoned in.
[21:32] Aoiu
    She'd been caught by someone
    and put on that ship,
[21:36] Aoiu
    and she broke out along the way.
[21:40] Aoiu
    Then the ship, carryin' nobody but
    the queen, reached the island.
[21:45] Aoiu
    There was no sign of blood,
[21:47] Aoiu
    so we think the crew escaped
    before she could eat 'em.
[21:53] Aoiu
    But there was nothin' on that
    ship that showed whose it was.
[21:58] Aoiu
    It couldn't have docked
    at any port like that.
[22:02] Torii
    What does that mean?
[22:04] Yotsuya
    Most likely, they planned to either secretly
    sell the orc as a weapon or rare beast
[22:09] Yotsuya
    or send her to an enemy nation.
[22:12] Torii
    Oh, so maybe she was sent to
    this island to destroy it?
[22:18] Aoiu
    Th-That... couldn't be...
[22:22] Yotsuya
    We have no way to find out,
[22:24] Yotsuya
    so we'll put that idea on hold for now.
[22:27] Yotsuya
    Is there anything else
    that seems odd to you?
[22:30] Aoiu
    Actually, for some reason,
    everyone's life force is bein' drained.
[22:35] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[22:36] Aoiu
    We Väikedaam can see it 'cause
    we can use magic a little.
[22:40] Aoiu
    Everyone's life force is bein' sucked
    away toward the mountaintop.
[22:47] Yotsuya
    You're right!
[22:50] Yotsuya
    But why the mountaintop?
[22:53] Yotsuya
    The dragon!
[22:55] Torii
    All right! You can count
    on us to look into that.
[23:25] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Katz Is Cunningly Cute
SIGN    Thanzamer's First Errand
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue Becomes a
    Regular Contributor
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] GM
    "Katz Is Cunningly Cute,"
[23:28] GM
    "Thanzamer's First Errand,"
[23:30] GM
    and "Hakozaki Kusue Becomes a
    Regular Contributor," three altogeth.
[23:34] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo!
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[23:38] GM
    Bye!