E17 - Dik Throbb Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Queen     Was it the past, or was it a dream? [00:07] Queen     I don't even know anymore. [00:27] Queen     But... [00:48] Queen     But I will never again... [01:02] Queen     allow my family... [01:06] Queen     to be taken away. [02:51] Yotsuya     A dragon? [02:53] Yotsuya     What's going on? [02:55] Yotsuya     No, focus on the orcs. [03:01] Torii     You're late. [03:03] Yotsuya     Huh? [03:05] Yotsuya     Who are these people? [03:06] Aoiu     They were suddenly too exhausted to go on. [03:09] Torii     Yeah, you can't blame them. [03:11] Torii     So what was it like inside? [03:13] Yotsuya     Well, first... SIGN    West SIGN    East SIGN    Left Corridor SIGN    Right Corridor SIGN    Reception Hall SIGN    North SIGN    Front     Corridor [03:15] Yotsuya     The big reception hall on the     second floor, where the orcs are, [03:18] Yotsuya     has a high ceiling,     which gives them an advantage. [03:22] Yotsuya     So if we're going to fight them, [03:23] Yotsuya     we'll need to lure them into the     corridor, which has a lower ceiling. [03:27] Yotsuya     But that has its pros and cons, too. [03:30] Yotsuya     On the plus side, in a narrow corridor, [03:33] Yotsuya     we can limit the orcs'     movements to some extent. [03:36] Yotsuya     On the minus side, if they sandwich us, [03:39] Yotsuya     we'll have no way out. [03:43] Torii     So... what are we gonna do? [03:45] Yotsuya     Well, I came up with     several possible options. [03:49] Torii     All right! Then let's just     do it and see what happens! [03:55] Yotsuya     Plan one is to push them off the veranda. [04:03] Torii     Damn! It would've worked if     the ceiling wasn't there! [04:06] Yotsuya     I told you it was low. [04:09] Torii     Here it comes! [04:12] Torii     Come on! Over here! [04:15] Torii     Yes! [04:23] Torii     Uh, hey... [04:27] Torii     It's... not coming. [04:30] Yotsuya     Damn. Are they being cautious     because of the volcanic bombs? [04:37] Yotsuya     Plan two. Let's go. [04:40] Islander 1     Hey! Over here! [04:42] Islander 4     Over here! [04:43] Islander 4     Bring it on! [04:45] Islander 1     We'll take ya! [04:47] Islander 4     C'mon! Whatsa matter?! [04:53] Islander 1     We gotta run! [04:54] Islander 4     No way! We're doin' our job! [04:57] Yotsuya     Five, [04:58] Yotsuya     four, [04:59] Yotsuya     three, [05:00] Yotsuya     two, [05:01] Yotsuya     one! [05:10] Yotsuya     Yes! I did some dama— [05:14] Torii     I'm behind ya! [05:23] Yotsuya     Plan two didn't work, either... [05:27] Yotsuya     Wait, seriously?! [05:31] Yotsuya     If it eats any vital organs, he won't revive! [05:42] Yotsuya     A child? [05:43] Yotsuya     The orc's? [05:45] Yotsuya     It has hair. [05:47] Yotsuya     Is that who the orcs in the     castle are protecting? [05:51] Aoiu     An orc child? [05:53] Yotsuya     Yeah, but it was a little different. [05:56] Yotsuya     It had hair on its head. [05:59] Aoiu     That's... the next queen! [06:01] Yotsuya     Huh? [06:02] Aoiu     Most orcs are male, other than the queen, [06:05] Aoiu     and the males don't have hair on their heads. [06:08] Aoiu     But the queen is different. [06:11] Aoiu     A queen can give birth to about a     hundred babies in her lifetime. [06:15] Aoiu     About five of those are female, [06:17] Aoiu     and if each of those females     births another hundred... [06:24] Torii     Damn, they'll multiply like crazy. [06:27] Yotsuya     You really know a lot about orcs. [06:30] Aoiu     I wanted to know as much as I could, [06:32] Aoiu     so I read a book we imported     called All About Orcs. [06:37] (Flashback) Aoiu     L-Leg... [06:40] Yotsuya     What else did the book say? [06:43] Aoiu     Um... It said the orcs have     their own language... [06:47] Yotsuya     What kind of language? [06:48] Aoiu     Huh?! [06:49] Aoiu     Uh... I only really remember one phrase... [06:53] Yotsuya     Say that phrase to the orcs. [06:56] Aoiu     What?! [06:57] Aoiu     I-I can't! [06:59] Aoiu     I mean... I mean... SIGN    D i k T h r o b b [07:15] Queen     You can just stay hidden inside. [07:18] Queen     I'll use you as food on my voyage. [07:28] Queen     It looks like this island is about to sink. [07:32] Queen     Which is why... [07:34] Queen     I must go and collect my family. [07:50] Queen     How did you... [07:57] Queen     What do you want? [07:58] Queen     Say something! [08:02] Queen     That huge blade will be a problem. [08:05] Queen     But if I can get him to swing     and miss with it once... [08:09] Queen     I can beat him. [08:15] Yotsuya     Whatever you do, don't flip     over backwards or you're dead. [08:19] Torii     I know, I know. [08:20] Aoiu     Are y'all really gonna do this? [08:23] Yotsuya     I want to distract the     orcs as much as possible. [08:26] Yotsuya     Please help me. [08:27] Aoiu     G-Got it! [08:30] Torii     I can't believe you even thought     to use something like this. [08:35] Torii     You really are amazing. [08:39] Yotsuya     I never compliment other people, do I? [08:42] Yotsuya     I think Torii's amazing for     being able to do it so easily. [08:46] Yotsuya     What makes us different? [08:48] Yotsuya     Communication skills?     Interest in others? Pride? [08:52] Yotsuya     No, it's all of that. [08:55] Yotsuya     No matter who I'm with, I'm always alone. [08:58] Yotsuya     I hate everyone,     whether they hate me or not. [09:02] Yotsuya     My hatred for humanity started     with a hatred for people like me. [09:06] Yotsuya     But since he's nothing like me,     he doesn't fit in that category. [09:11] Yotsuya     So even if I approved of him... [09:19] Torii     Looks like everything's ready. [09:22] Torii     Let's kill 'em good and dead! [09:25] Yotsuya     Well, whatever. That can wait. [09:32] Aoiu     Dk throbb! SIGN    "No, I am leg hair" [09:36] Voice     No, I am leg hair. [09:40] Aoiu     Dk throbb! SIGN    "No, I am leg hair" [09:42] Voice     No, I am leg hair. [09:46] Aoiu     Dk throbb! Dk throbb! [09:50] Torii     She's 25 years old, and she's     screaming that! What a riot! [09:54] Yotsuya     Focus, damn it! [09:59] Aoiu     Dk throbb! Dk throbb! [10:13] Yotsuya     Go! [10:15] Torii     My dk... [10:17] Torii     is definitely throbbin'! [10:35] Torii     Yes! Our lava attack worked! [10:49] Toki     Looks like it's going to be a bit     longer before the bullets are done... [10:55] Toki     Hey! [10:58] Toki     I just thought of something! [11:00] Toki     Wait here! [11:02] Hako     Okay. [11:10] Hako     Are you all right? [11:12] Gramps     I-I'm fine. Sorry. Guess it's my age... [11:23] Yana     What is this suffocating feeling? [11:27] Yana     Everyone just suddenly... [11:29] Yana     Wait, is this... [11:39] Yana     Our life force... [11:41] Yana     Our life force, and the life     force of everyone who died today [11:45] Yana     is being drained? [11:48] Katz     You can see the flow of life force? [11:51] Yana     Väikedaam can use magic, just a little bit. [11:56] Yana     But who is... SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 200 l 0 200 SIGN     SIGN     Sports very long arms, as     the name suggests. It stands     about three meters tall with     arms reaching about two     meters, and it can live about     40 years. Most have a threat     level of D, but the queen's     threat level is C due to her     larger body and higher     intelligence. They primarily     speak in Orcish, their own     unique language, but some     queens can speak the     human language, as well. [12:16] Queen     This pressure... [12:19] Queen     As long as he has that huge sword,     I can't attack carelessly. [12:29] Queen     Three... [12:31] Queen     Two... [12:32] Queen     One. [12:40] Queen     He's mine! [12:52] Queen     I've won. [13:06] Queen     How did you... [13:10] Shindou     You didn't know? [13:11] Shindou     Heroes don't die. [13:31] Shindou     I don't need armor. [13:32] Shindou     I can't stop an attack from an orc, anyway. [13:37] Shindou     So I'll keep it light! [13:44] Shindou     I dodged her! [13:46] Shindou     My heart's pounding! [13:49] Shindou     It's no use trying to cut*     through her in one swing. [13:51] Shindou     All I can do is keep cutting through     one layer of flesh at a time. [14:03] Hako     Are you all right? [14:05] Islander 2     Yeah... [14:08] Hako     Gramps! [14:12] Hako     Gramps! [14:18] Hako     He's burning up... [14:19] Hako     His breathing is heavy,     and he's unconscious. [14:28] Hako     I have to at least get him to     where there's some wind... [14:35] Toki     Hot, hot, hot! [14:37] Hako     Yuka-chan?! [14:39] Toki     Look! [14:40] Toki     I was able to get just one     back from an orc's body! [14:44] Toki     Catch! [14:46] Hako     Huh?! [14:47] Hako     H-Hang on! I'm not very good at... [15:08] Hako     Yuka-chan! [15:09] Toki     I'll be back. [15:15] Gramps     The Orc Eater... [15:17] Toki     You're awake? [15:19] Gramps     Let's draw the bow... together. [15:23] Gramps     You got a bullet back, right? [15:25] Hako     Thank you... [15:28] Hako     But please don't push yourself too hard. [15:32] Gramps     You are a kind girl. [15:51] Queen     That stings... [15:53] Queen     Before the hero comes back to life... [15:57] Queen     I'll finish killing that one! [16:01] Queen     You were strong. [16:04] Queen     But... [16:06] Shindou     Thanzamer-san! [16:07] Queen     Farewell! [16:26] Shindou     I get it. [16:28] Shindou     The waves tossed the boat onto the     island before we even realized it. [16:36] Queen     I have to go... [16:42] Queen     and collect them... [16:45] Queen     Mama is coming... [16:56] Queen     I will protect you... [17:03] Queen     My family... [17:14] Shindou     We won! [17:19] Hako     It's heading right for the lava! [17:25] Shindou     What can I... [17:28] Shindou     Thanzamer-san?! [17:30] Thanzammer     Stop! [17:46] Yotsuya     I hate humans. [17:58] Yotsuya     I hate them because they're     the only species on Earth [18:01] Yotsuya     that kills other living     things out of malice. [18:07] Yotsuya     I hate them because they kill things [18:09] Yotsuya     that are inconvenient to them if left alive. [18:22] Yotsuya     But... [18:24] Yotsuya     I have to kill you guys [18:27] Yotsuya     for my own convenience. [18:34] Yotsuya     So... [18:39] Yotsuya     feel free to hate me. [18:49] Yotsuya     So long. [19:16] Yotsuya     I'm so weak. [19:20] Yotsuya     Weaker than anyone. [20:55] Torii     What's this? Why do you look so glum? [20:58] Yotsuya     No reason. [21:01] Aoiu     The wave's receded. [21:04] Aoiu     Actually, there's somethin'     that's been botherin' me. [21:07] Torii     What is it? [21:09] Aoiu     Five years ago, there was a shipwreck there. [21:13] Torii     Shit got wrecked? [21:15] Torii     Oh, a shipwreck... [21:18] Aoiu     The one the Orc Queen was riding... [21:21] Aoiu     No, the one she was bein' held on. [21:23] Yotsuya     Huh? Being held? [21:26] Aoiu     There was a big cage on the ship that they     thought the queen was imprisoned in. [21:32] Aoiu     She'd been caught by someone     and put on that ship, [21:36] Aoiu     and she broke out along the way. [21:40] Aoiu     Then the ship, carryin' nobody but     the queen, reached the island. [21:45] Aoiu     There was no sign of blood, [21:47] Aoiu     so we think the crew escaped     before she could eat 'em. [21:53] Aoiu     But there was nothin' on that     ship that showed whose it was. [21:58] Aoiu     It couldn't have docked     at any port like that. [22:02] Torii     What does that mean? [22:04] Yotsuya     Most likely, they planned to either secretly     sell the orc as a weapon or rare beast [22:09] Yotsuya     or send her to an enemy nation. [22:12] Torii     Oh, so maybe she was sent to     this island to destroy it? [22:18] Aoiu     Th-That... couldn't be... [22:22] Yotsuya     We have no way to find out, [22:24] Yotsuya     so we'll put that idea on hold for now. [22:27] Yotsuya     Is there anything else     that seems odd to you? [22:30] Aoiu     Actually, for some reason,     everyone's life force is bein' drained. [22:35] Yotsuya     Huh? [22:36] Aoiu     We Väikedaam can see it 'cause     we can use magic a little. [22:40] Aoiu     Everyone's life force is bein' sucked     away toward the mountaintop. [22:47] Yotsuya     You're right! [22:50] Yotsuya     But why the mountaintop? [22:53] Yotsuya     The dragon! [22:55] Torii     All right! You can count     on us to look into that. [23:25] GM     Next week on Million Lives... SIGN    Katz Is Cunningly Cute SIGN    Thanzamer's First Errand SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue Becomes a     Regular Contributor SIGN    Preview [23:26] GM     "Katz Is Cunningly Cute," [23:28] GM     "Thanzamer's First Errand," [23:30] GM     and "Hakozaki Kusue Becomes a     Regular Contributor," three altogeth. [23:34] GM     Don't miss next week's episo! [23:35] GM     Rock, paper, scissors! SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors! [23:38] GM     Bye!