E15 - We Can't Be Heroes of Justice

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[00:00] (Flashback) Ryce
    I'll be taking this one.
[00:02] (Flashback) Clius
    Damn! You got me!
[00:04] Ryce
    Four years ago, my buddies and I
[00:06] Clius
    Not again!
[00:06] Ryce
    were serving under some spoiled noble moron.
[00:10] (Flashback) Maccahee
    Ryce, hurry up!
[00:12] (Flashback) Ryce
    What's going on, Maccahee?
[00:13] (Flashback) Maccahee
    Look. Over there.
[00:18] (Flashback) Ryce
    Cantil's squad?
[00:20] (Flashback) Maccahee
    Don't they look awesome?
[00:22] Ryce
    We had hoped to join Cantil's squad,
[00:27] Ryce
    but we weren't anywhere near good enough.
[00:30] (Flashback) Lanau
    Hey, we're going one more round!
[00:32] (Flashback) Ryce
    Coming!
[00:33] (Flashback) Clius
    I won't lose this time!
[00:35] Ryce
    So while we were on standby
    in the reserves...
[00:44] (Flashback) Noble
    I'm sorry.
[00:47] (Flashback) All
    What?!
[00:49] Ryce
    Our nation fell.
[00:56] Ryce
    From then on...
[01:06] (Flashback) Maccahee
    Ryce, hurry!
[01:10] Ryce
    We spent our days on the run from those
    trying to finish off our people.
[01:16] Ryce
    The serfs got Robin and Lanau first.
[01:22] Ryce
    And then bandits killed
    Cotomay, Bittsburgh, Botom...
[01:37] Ryce
    and Clius.
[01:47] Ryce
    Clius was a really fun guy.
[01:50] Ryce
    On the eleventh day, my best friend Maccahee
    joined them after a fight over food.
[01:56] Ryce
    On the nineteenth day, Canalun died
    of necrosis caused by malnutrition,
[01:58] Yotsuya
    Ryce-san sounds so cheerful
    telling this story,
[02:01] Yotsuya
    but what he saw...
[02:01] Ryce
    and then only I was left.
[02:05] Yotsuya
    ...was hell.
[02:07] Ryce
    When I made it out of the country on day 25,
[02:07] Yotsuya
    How did he go from such despair
    to smiling in just four years?
[02:09] Ryce
    I was like, "Yes! I'm finally out of there!"
[02:12] Torii
    Man,
[02:13] Torii
    that's too much detail, with your buddies'
    names and the exact days and everything.
[02:16] Ryce
    We'll, we're talking about the best
    memories in our lives, right?
[02:21] Ryce
    I thought more detail would be better.
[02:23] Torii
    Damn, that's your best memory?
[02:26] Torii
    How scary is that?
[02:28] Ryce
    It is, isn't it?
[02:29] Lolle
    So our upcoming victory celebration
    will be your future number one, right?
[02:34] Ryce
    I'll do my best. Ow, ow...
[02:36] Lolle
    Rootin' for ya.
[02:37] Torii
    Okay, Iu-chan, you're up next.
[02:40] Shindou
    Huh? The best memory in my life?
[02:43] Torii
    Wait, is it me? Is it meeting me?
[02:45] Shindou
    No!
[04:30] Shindou
    Thanzamer-san!
[04:36] Torii
    This is...
[04:40] Cantil
    Three of them.
[04:44] Cantil
    No time for hiding your eyes.
[04:46] Torii
    Yeah!
[04:47] Shindou
    Right!
[04:48] Torii
    I thought these guys were on the
    other side of the mountain!
[04:52] Shindou
    Did they really swim across
    the ocean to get here?
[04:58] Torii
    It's rock-hard!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[05:10] Shindou
    With three of them,
    we can't get an opening!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Torii Keita
[05:18] Torii
    Damn it! I died!
[05:20] Hako
    Cantil-san!
[05:21] Cantil
    Stay back!
[05:25] Cantil
    No!
[05:28] Hako
    Cantil-san!
[05:35] Yotsuya
    Whoa... It went right through!
[05:39] Yotsuya
    That wasn't the one I was aiming for, but...
[05:42] Cantil
    He finished it?
[05:48] Cantil
    That's...
[05:53] Cantil
    the bow from the hero's world!
[06:10] Yotsuya
    Damn, it still takes too long to reload.
[06:19] Ryce
    General Cantil!
[06:22] Ryce
    Hey, orcs! This way!
[06:24] Hako
    Ryce-san?
[06:26] Hako
    Nice! He's trying to scatter
    the orcs by distracting them!
[06:30] Ryce
    Bring it—
[06:56] Yotsuya
    Nice one, Ryce-san!
[06:59] Yotsuya
    Take this!
[07:19] Cantil
    You saved me.
[07:21] Ryce
    I'm honored I could be
    of use to you, General.
[07:24] Ryce
    Though I can't attack,
    since they'll kill me if I get close...
[07:28] Cantil
    I told you to stop calling me "General."
[07:30] Cantil
    I'm a mercenary now, just like you.
[07:32] Ryce
    You got it, Great General!
[07:35] Shindou
    Having Ryce-san here kinda
    lightens things up, huh?
[07:38] Ryce
    Aw, I just can't stand it
    when the mood's all gloomy.
[07:42] Ryce
    I'm a wimp, you know.
[07:44] Shindou
    What? Someone who was a wimp
    wouldn't trip like that!
[07:51] Thanzammer
    Someone, take care of him!
[08:02] Cantil
    They got the jump on us,
[08:05] Cantil
    but we can still take this back.
SIGN    Väikedaam Cave
[08:10] Cantil
    The wounded
[08:11] Cantil
    will be carried to the Väikedaam cave,
SIGN    Väikedaam Cave
[08:13] Cantil
    where they will be treated.
SIGN    Eastern High Ground
SIGN    Eastern High Ground
[08:18] Cantil
    All those available to fight...
SIGN    Western High Ground
SIGN    Western High Ground
[08:23] Cantil
    will return to their posts and stand by.
SIGN    Stronghold
SIGN    Stronghold
[08:32] Yotsuya
    Ryce-san and I will act as decoys.
[08:35] Yotsuya
    Aim it with this alignment.
[08:37] Hako
    O-Okay.
[08:39] Toki
    It's exciting to have a
    weapon that's just for us!
[08:42] Toki
    I'm gonna call you "Orc Eater"!
[08:45] Hako
    Do you think we can hit them, though?
[08:49] Ryce
    Don't worry. We'll run slowly
    to make them easier to target.
[08:53] Toki
    Isn't that super dangerous?!
[08:54] Hako
    Please make sure you do your
    best to run from them!
[08:57] Hako
    We'll make sure our shots land!
[08:59] Ryce
    All right, then, I'll take you up on that.
[09:08] Ryce
    Running away is
[09:10] Ryce
    the one thing I can do, after all.
[09:13] Islander 1
    Orcs incoming!
[09:21] Ryce
    This way!
[09:26] Yotsuya
    This way, ogre!
[09:29] Toki
    They split up!
[09:33] Hako
    I'm taking aim.
[09:34] Toki
    Okay.
[09:39] Hako
    Firing!
[09:40] Toki
    Roger!
[09:47] Islander 1
    Now! Take aim!
[09:52] GM
    Congratula.
[09:53] GM
    You have reached rank 10 in
    your Wizard (Heat) occupa.
[09:57] Toki
    You serious?!
[09:58] GM
    Time to spi.
[10:01] Toki
    Please! Please! Please! Please!
SIGN    Hunter
SIGN    Thief
SIGN    Warrior (Sword)
[10:05] GM
    Bam! Hunter!
[10:10] Toki
    Yes! I got Hunter!
[10:14] Toki
    I'm literally Blue from
    Go! Majiha Super Express!
[10:17] Toki
    Majiha Blue is the cool lady
    who never misses a shot!
[10:21] Toki
    Her transformation sequence that uses
    a staggering 6,000 drawings is legendary!
[10:25] GM
    Until next ti.
[10:26] Toki
    Her catchphrase is...
[10:28] Toki
    "I will cross sea, sky, and time...
[10:31] Toki
    to pierce...
[10:34] Toki
    your heart!"
[10:36] Hako
    Huh?
[10:37] Toki
    Uh...
[10:39] Yotsuya
    Hey!
[10:41] Yotsuya
    I could use some help, too!
[10:44] Toki
    On my way!
[10:46] Hako
    Wait for me!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN    Since trees do not
    naturally grow on Jiffon
    Island, arrows can't be
    made there (wood
    must be imported),
    so it fires iron bullets
    instead of arrows.
    This means a string
    much stronger than those used for arrows is
    required to make the bullets fly straight, so its
    string is so heavy that a reel is needed to pull it.
[11:09] Ryce
    No orcs are approaching
    the stronghold anymore.
[11:12] Yotsuya
    I guess they've learned that it's dangerous.
[11:16] Yotsuya
    I'm going to see if I can
    divert one away by myself.
[11:21] Ryce
    You heroes have so much energy.
[11:23] Ryce
    I'm already exhausted.
[11:25] Ryce
    Be careful.
[11:26] Yotsuya
    I will.
[11:32] Yotsuya
    My first real one-on-one battle
    might not be far off...
[11:41] Yotsuya
    So I need to see if this thing works.
[11:48] Yotsuya
    I can do this!
[11:51] Yotsuya
    Shit!
[11:56] Yotsuya
    Damn... Now I'm stuck like
    this for 50 seconds?
[12:04] Yotsuya
    What's it doing?
[12:06] Yotsuya
    Wait, no way!
[12:12] Islander 1
    Take cover! Take cover!
[12:22] Toki
    I'm shooting!
[12:23] Hako
    Okay!
[12:24] Islander 1
    No! The right! Incoming from the right!
[12:26] Hako
    Huh?!
[12:30] Yotsuya
    They're throwing from this side now, too!
[12:36] Toki
    Please hit him!
[12:46] Yotsuya
    No!
[13:02] Hako
    They're...
[13:04] Hako
    gonna get inside!
[13:20] Toki/Hako
    Ryce-san!
[13:36] Yotsuya
    This time...
[13:37] Yotsuya
    I'll hit dead center!
[13:50] Toki
    We gotta prepare the next shot!
[13:51] Hako
    R-Right!
[14:07] Toki
    Hit him!
[14:26] Yotsuya
    Ryce-san!
[14:38] Ryce
    He...y...
[14:41] Ryce
    Did we... beat them?
[14:45] Yotsuya
    Yes, thanks to you.
[14:50] Ryce
    This is what happens when I
    fight instead of running...
[14:56] Ryce
    After I avoided death all this time...
[15:00] Ryce
    I'm so weak...
[15:03] Yotsuya
    Right up until the very end,
[15:07] Yotsuya
    he didn't let the mood among those
    of us left behind become glum.
[15:15] Hako
    You're not weak at all!
[15:17] Hako
    You're not!
[15:20] Ryce
    I finally stood and fought...
[15:24] Ryce
    Too late, though...
[15:31] Yotsuya
    You can brag to your best
    friend and war buddies...
[15:38] Yotsuya
    that you got to fight
    alongside General Cantil.
[15:41] Ryce
    I will. You don't need... to tell me...
[15:59] Runner A
    Report!
[16:00] Runner A
    The earthen walls of the stronghold
    are breached. Nine villagers...
[16:04] Runner A
    and Ryce have died!
[16:10] Lolle
    Got it.
[16:12] Lolle
    Keita, go back them up at the stronghold.
[16:15] Torii
    Roger!
[16:21] Runner B
    Report! Ryce-san is dead!
[16:24] Shindou
    What?!
[16:30] Cantil
    I owe you. We shall meet in the underworld.
[16:44] Toki
    It's our last shot!
[16:46] Hako
    Please land!
[16:52] Torii
    Yeah!
[17:09] Yotsuya
    Abandon the stronghold!
[17:11] Yotsuya
    Everyone, split up and get away from here!
[17:16] Runner A
    There are five orcs left.
[17:18] Runner A
    I'm gonna report to all posts!
[17:20] Torii
    Great. Countin' on ya.
[17:22] Yotsuya
    Five left...
[17:24] Yotsuya
    There are still more we haven't seen yet?
[17:26] Yotsuya
    Are they waiting to ambush us somewhere?
SIGN    Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania.
    (Time limit: 20 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[17:29] Yotsuya
    And the quest we're here for...
[17:31] Yotsuya
    To offer a Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania,
[17:34] Yotsuya
    we need to get a Buffo to offer
    at the harvest festival.
[17:39] Yotsuya
    To make that possible,
    we need to eradicate the orcs.
[17:42] Yotsuya
    And the ones we absolutely can't
    allow to be attacked are...
[17:47] Yotsuya
    The Väikedaam!
[17:50] Yotsuya
    I'm going to provide backup
    at the Väikedaam cave!
[17:53] Toki
    What do we do with this?
    We're all out of bullets.
[17:57] Runner B
    Report!
[17:58] Runner B
    The blacksmith near the eastern high ground
[18:01] Runner B
    is workin' on an iron stake!
[18:04] Yotsuya
    Seriously? The master's still there?
[18:07] Toki
    Nice timing!
[18:09] Torii
    Let's go get more bullets.
[18:13] Yotsuya
    Yeah... Either we let the
    islanders shoot them,
[18:17] Yotsuya
    or the four of us will go get the bullets
[18:19] Yotsuya
    and then head for the Väikedaam cave.
[18:21] Hako
    Yeah.
[18:21] Toki
    Got it.
[19:05] Cantil
    Five orcs left...
[19:07] Cantil
    The enemy numbers don't add up.
[19:09] Shindou
    Yeah.
[19:11] Shindou
    Also, no one's seen the
    queen yet, have they?
[19:15] Cantil
    Right. That's what bothers me.
[19:18] Cantil
    Iu, what do you think the queen is after?
[19:21] Shindou
    Let me think...
[19:24] Shindou
    The ship carrying the children!
[19:26] Cantil
    Let's go check it out.
[19:32] Islander 2
    Orcs!
[19:36] Islander 2
    Two at once!
[19:39] Runner B
    Report!
[19:40] Runner B
    The stronghold is abandoned!
[19:42] Runner B
    The four heroes are comin' this way!
[19:45] Lolle
    All right.
[19:46] Lolle
    Katz, Thanza, we're gonna buy them time.
[20:05] Shindou
    She really is here...
[20:06] Shindou
    The queen!
[20:13] Queen
    What do you want? I'm warming
    up to go for a swim.
[20:17] Queen
    You perverts.
[20:20] Cantil
    So you really are after the ship!
[20:23] Queen
    That a problem?
[20:26] Queen
    You killed my children...
[20:32] Queen
    so I will avenge them by killing yours.
[20:35] Shindou
    We won't let you do that!
[20:38] Queen
    You were the ones who
    approached me with a pact,
[20:40] Queen
    and the ones who broke it.
[20:43] Shindou
    What?
[20:51] Torii
    Damn...
[20:52] Torii
    Evil minions sure are a
    pain in the ass to beat.
[20:56] Yotsuya
    Evil minions?
[20:58] Torii
    Well, we're heroes, aren't we?
[21:01] Torii
    Heroes are the good guys,
[21:03] Torii
    so they're the bad guys
    we have to defeat, right?
[21:06] Yotsuya
    Wrong.
[21:08] Yotsuya
    This started when the
    islanders were being eaten,
[21:11] Yotsuya
    so they proposed a pact with
    the orcs not to kill them.
[21:14] Yotsuya
    The orcs didn't need such a pact at all,
[21:17] Yotsuya
    but they agreed to it anyway.
[21:20] Yotsuya
    But because the orcs grew so much in number,
[21:23] Yotsuya
    the islanders realized there
    wouldn't be enough Buffo,
[21:27] Yotsuya
    so before they could be eaten themselves,
[21:31] Yotsuya
    they made the decision to kill all the orcs.
[21:35] Yotsuya
    If you look at it objectively,
[21:36] Yotsuya
    the islanders are obviously the bad guys.
[21:40] Queen
    I will destroy you all, just as you wish!
SIGN    We Can't Be Heroes of Justice
[23:25] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Väikedaam Live
     acoustic ver.
SIGN    Torii Hits on 100 Girls in a Row
SIGN    Folk Tales of Jiffon
SIGN    Preview
[23:27] GM
    "Väikedaam Live acoustic ver."
[23:29] GM
    "Torii Hits on 100 Girls in a Row,"
[23:31] GM
    and "Folk Tales of Jiffon," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo.
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[23:38] GM
    Believe it!