E15 - We Can't Be Heroes of Justice Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] (Flashback) Ryce     I'll be taking this one. [00:02] (Flashback) Clius     Damn! You got me! [00:04] Ryce     Four years ago, my buddies and I [00:06] Clius     Not again! [00:06] Ryce     were serving under some spoiled noble moron. [00:10] (Flashback) Maccahee     Ryce, hurry up! [00:12] (Flashback) Ryce     What's going on, Maccahee? [00:13] (Flashback) Maccahee     Look. Over there. [00:18] (Flashback) Ryce     Cantil's squad? [00:20] (Flashback) Maccahee     Don't they look awesome? [00:22] Ryce     We had hoped to join Cantil's squad, [00:27] Ryce     but we weren't anywhere near good enough. [00:30] (Flashback) Lanau     Hey, we're going one more round! [00:32] (Flashback) Ryce     Coming! [00:33] (Flashback) Clius     I won't lose this time! [00:35] Ryce     So while we were on standby     in the reserves... [00:44] (Flashback) Noble     I'm sorry. [00:47] (Flashback) All     What?! [00:49] Ryce     Our nation fell. [00:56] Ryce     From then on... [01:06] (Flashback) Maccahee     Ryce, hurry! [01:10] Ryce     We spent our days on the run from those     trying to finish off our people. [01:16] Ryce     The serfs got Robin and Lanau first. [01:22] Ryce     And then bandits killed     Cotomay, Bittsburgh, Botom... [01:37] Ryce     and Clius. [01:47] Ryce     Clius was a really fun guy. [01:50] Ryce     On the eleventh day, my best friend Maccahee     joined them after a fight over food. [01:56] Ryce     On the nineteenth day, Canalun died     of necrosis caused by malnutrition, [01:58] Yotsuya     Ryce-san sounds so cheerful     telling this story, [02:01] Yotsuya     but what he saw... [02:01] Ryce     and then only I was left. [02:05] Yotsuya     ...was hell. [02:07] Ryce     When I made it out of the country on day 25, [02:07] Yotsuya     How did he go from such despair     to smiling in just four years? [02:09] Ryce     I was like, "Yes! I'm finally out of there!" [02:12] Torii     Man, [02:13] Torii     that's too much detail, with your buddies'     names and the exact days and everything. [02:16] Ryce     We'll, we're talking about the best     memories in our lives, right? [02:21] Ryce     I thought more detail would be better. [02:23] Torii     Damn, that's your best memory? [02:26] Torii     How scary is that? [02:28] Ryce     It is, isn't it? [02:29] Lolle     So our upcoming victory celebration     will be your future number one, right? [02:34] Ryce     I'll do my best. Ow, ow... [02:36] Lolle     Rootin' for ya. [02:37] Torii     Okay, Iu-chan, you're up next. [02:40] Shindou     Huh? The best memory in my life? [02:43] Torii     Wait, is it me? Is it meeting me? [02:45] Shindou     No! [04:30] Shindou     Thanzamer-san! [04:36] Torii     This is... [04:40] Cantil     Three of them. [04:44] Cantil     No time for hiding your eyes. [04:46] Torii     Yeah! [04:47] Shindou     Right! [04:48] Torii     I thought these guys were on the     other side of the mountain! [04:52] Shindou     Did they really swim across     the ocean to get here? [04:58] Torii     It's rock-hard! SIGN    Dead SIGN    Reviving in SIGN    Shindou Iu [05:10] Shindou     With three of them,     we can't get an opening! SIGN    Dead SIGN    Reviving in SIGN    Torii Keita [05:18] Torii     Damn it! I died! [05:20] Hako     Cantil-san! [05:21] Cantil     Stay back! [05:25] Cantil     No! [05:28] Hako     Cantil-san! [05:35] Yotsuya     Whoa... It went right through! [05:39] Yotsuya     That wasn't the one I was aiming for, but... [05:42] Cantil     He finished it? [05:48] Cantil     That's... [05:53] Cantil     the bow from the hero's world! [06:10] Yotsuya     Damn, it still takes too long to reload. [06:19] Ryce     General Cantil! [06:22] Ryce     Hey, orcs! This way! [06:24] Hako     Ryce-san? [06:26] Hako     Nice! He's trying to scatter     the orcs by distracting them! [06:30] Ryce     Bring it— [06:56] Yotsuya     Nice one, Ryce-san! [06:59] Yotsuya     Take this! [07:19] Cantil     You saved me. [07:21] Ryce     I'm honored I could be     of use to you, General. [07:24] Ryce     Though I can't attack,     since they'll kill me if I get close... [07:28] Cantil     I told you to stop calling me "General." [07:30] Cantil     I'm a mercenary now, just like you. [07:32] Ryce     You got it, Great General! [07:35] Shindou     Having Ryce-san here kinda     lightens things up, huh? [07:38] Ryce     Aw, I just can't stand it     when the mood's all gloomy. [07:42] Ryce     I'm a wimp, you know. [07:44] Shindou     What? Someone who was a wimp     wouldn't trip like that! [07:51] Thanzammer     Someone, take care of him! [08:02] Cantil     They got the jump on us, [08:05] Cantil     but we can still take this back. SIGN    Väikedaam Cave [08:10] Cantil     The wounded [08:11] Cantil     will be carried to the Väikedaam cave, SIGN    Väikedaam Cave [08:13] Cantil     where they will be treated. SIGN    Eastern High Ground SIGN    Eastern High Ground [08:18] Cantil     All those available to fight... SIGN    Western High Ground SIGN    Western High Ground [08:23] Cantil     will return to their posts and stand by. SIGN    Stronghold SIGN    Stronghold [08:32] Yotsuya     Ryce-san and I will act as decoys. [08:35] Yotsuya     Aim it with this alignment. [08:37] Hako     O-Okay. [08:39] Toki     It's exciting to have a     weapon that's just for us! [08:42] Toki     I'm gonna call you "Orc Eater"! [08:45] Hako     Do you think we can hit them, though? [08:49] Ryce     Don't worry. We'll run slowly     to make them easier to target. [08:53] Toki     Isn't that super dangerous?! [08:54] Hako     Please make sure you do your     best to run from them! [08:57] Hako     We'll make sure our shots land! [08:59] Ryce     All right, then, I'll take you up on that. [09:08] Ryce     Running away is [09:10] Ryce     the one thing I can do, after all. [09:13] Islander 1     Orcs incoming! [09:21] Ryce     This way! [09:26] Yotsuya     This way, ogre! [09:29] Toki     They split up! [09:33] Hako     I'm taking aim. [09:34] Toki     Okay. [09:39] Hako     Firing! [09:40] Toki     Roger! [09:47] Islander 1     Now! Take aim! [09:52] GM     Congratula. [09:53] GM     You have reached rank 10 in     your Wizard (Heat) occupa. [09:57] Toki     You serious?! [09:58] GM     Time to spi. [10:01] Toki     Please! Please! Please! Please! SIGN    Hunter SIGN    Thief SIGN    Warrior (Sword) [10:05] GM     Bam! Hunter! [10:10] Toki     Yes! I got Hunter! [10:14] Toki     I'm literally Blue from     Go! Majiha Super Express! [10:17] Toki     Majiha Blue is the cool lady     who never misses a shot! [10:21] Toki     Her transformation sequence that uses     a staggering 6,000 drawings is legendary! [10:25] GM     Until next ti. [10:26] Toki     Her catchphrase is... [10:28] Toki     "I will cross sea, sky, and time... [10:31] Toki     to pierce... [10:34] Toki     your heart!" [10:36] Hako     Huh? [10:37] Toki     Uh... [10:39] Yotsuya     Hey! [10:41] Yotsuya     I could use some help, too! [10:44] Toki     On my way! [10:46] Hako     Wait for me! SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 200 l 0 200 SIGN     SIGN    Since trees do not     naturally grow on Jiffon     Island, arrows can't be     made there (wood     must be imported),     so it fires iron bullets     instead of arrows.     This means a string     much stronger than those used for arrows is     required to make the bullets fly straight, so its     string is so heavy that a reel is needed to pull it. [11:09] Ryce     No orcs are approaching     the stronghold anymore. [11:12] Yotsuya     I guess they've learned that it's dangerous. [11:16] Yotsuya     I'm going to see if I can     divert one away by myself. [11:21] Ryce     You heroes have so much energy. [11:23] Ryce     I'm already exhausted. [11:25] Ryce     Be careful. [11:26] Yotsuya     I will. [11:32] Yotsuya     My first real one-on-one battle     might not be far off... [11:41] Yotsuya     So I need to see if this thing works. [11:48] Yotsuya     I can do this! [11:51] Yotsuya     Shit! [11:56] Yotsuya     Damn... Now I'm stuck like     this for 50 seconds? [12:04] Yotsuya     What's it doing? [12:06] Yotsuya     Wait, no way! [12:12] Islander 1     Take cover! Take cover! [12:22] Toki     I'm shooting! [12:23] Hako     Okay! [12:24] Islander 1     No! The right! Incoming from the right! [12:26] Hako     Huh?! [12:30] Yotsuya     They're throwing from this side now, too! [12:36] Toki     Please hit him! [12:46] Yotsuya     No! [13:02] Hako     They're... [13:04] Hako     gonna get inside! [13:20] Toki/Hako     Ryce-san! [13:36] Yotsuya     This time... [13:37] Yotsuya     I'll hit dead center! [13:50] Toki     We gotta prepare the next shot! [13:51] Hako     R-Right! [14:07] Toki     Hit him! [14:26] Yotsuya     Ryce-san! [14:38] Ryce     He...y... [14:41] Ryce     Did we... beat them? [14:45] Yotsuya     Yes, thanks to you. [14:50] Ryce     This is what happens when I     fight instead of running... [14:56] Ryce     After I avoided death all this time... [15:00] Ryce     I'm so weak... [15:03] Yotsuya     Right up until the very end, [15:07] Yotsuya     he didn't let the mood among those     of us left behind become glum. [15:15] Hako     You're not weak at all! [15:17] Hako     You're not! [15:20] Ryce     I finally stood and fought... [15:24] Ryce     Too late, though... [15:31] Yotsuya     You can brag to your best     friend and war buddies... [15:38] Yotsuya     that you got to fight     alongside General Cantil. [15:41] Ryce     I will. You don't need... to tell me... [15:59] Runner A     Report! [16:00] Runner A     The earthen walls of the stronghold     are breached. Nine villagers... [16:04] Runner A     and Ryce have died! [16:10] Lolle     Got it. [16:12] Lolle     Keita, go back them up at the stronghold. [16:15] Torii     Roger! [16:21] Runner B     Report! Ryce-san is dead! [16:24] Shindou     What?! [16:30] Cantil     I owe you. We shall meet in the underworld. [16:44] Toki     It's our last shot! [16:46] Hako     Please land! [16:52] Torii     Yeah! [17:09] Yotsuya     Abandon the stronghold! [17:11] Yotsuya     Everyone, split up and get away from here! [17:16] Runner A     There are five orcs left. [17:18] Runner A     I'm gonna report to all posts! [17:20] Torii     Great. Countin' on ya. [17:22] Yotsuya     Five left... [17:24] Yotsuya     There are still more we haven't seen yet? [17:26] Yotsuya     Are they waiting to ambush us somewhere? SIGN    Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania.     (Time limit: 20 days) SIGN    Quest Time! [17:29] Yotsuya     And the quest we're here for... [17:31] Yotsuya     To offer a Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania, [17:34] Yotsuya     we need to get a Buffo to offer     at the harvest festival. [17:39] Yotsuya     To make that possible,     we need to eradicate the orcs. [17:42] Yotsuya     And the ones we absolutely can't     allow to be attacked are... [17:47] Yotsuya     The Väikedaam! [17:50] Yotsuya     I'm going to provide backup     at the Väikedaam cave! [17:53] Toki     What do we do with this?     We're all out of bullets. [17:57] Runner B     Report! [17:58] Runner B     The blacksmith near the eastern high ground [18:01] Runner B     is workin' on an iron stake! [18:04] Yotsuya     Seriously? The master's still there? [18:07] Toki     Nice timing! [18:09] Torii     Let's go get more bullets. [18:13] Yotsuya     Yeah... Either we let the     islanders shoot them, [18:17] Yotsuya     or the four of us will go get the bullets [18:19] Yotsuya     and then head for the Väikedaam cave. [18:21] Hako     Yeah. [18:21] Toki     Got it. [19:05] Cantil     Five orcs left... [19:07] Cantil     The enemy numbers don't add up. [19:09] Shindou     Yeah. [19:11] Shindou     Also, no one's seen the     queen yet, have they? [19:15] Cantil     Right. That's what bothers me. [19:18] Cantil     Iu, what do you think the queen is after? [19:21] Shindou     Let me think... [19:24] Shindou     The ship carrying the children! [19:26] Cantil     Let's go check it out. [19:32] Islander 2     Orcs! [19:36] Islander 2     Two at once! [19:39] Runner B     Report! [19:40] Runner B     The stronghold is abandoned! [19:42] Runner B     The four heroes are comin' this way! [19:45] Lolle     All right. [19:46] Lolle     Katz, Thanza, we're gonna buy them time. [20:05] Shindou     She really is here... [20:06] Shindou     The queen! [20:13] Queen     What do you want? I'm warming     up to go for a swim. [20:17] Queen     You perverts. [20:20] Cantil     So you really are after the ship! [20:23] Queen     That a problem? [20:26] Queen     You killed my children... [20:32] Queen     so I will avenge them by killing yours. [20:35] Shindou     We won't let you do that! [20:38] Queen     You were the ones who     approached me with a pact, [20:40] Queen     and the ones who broke it. [20:43] Shindou     What? [20:51] Torii     Damn... [20:52] Torii     Evil minions sure are a     pain in the ass to beat. [20:56] Yotsuya     Evil minions? [20:58] Torii     Well, we're heroes, aren't we? [21:01] Torii     Heroes are the good guys, [21:03] Torii     so they're the bad guys     we have to defeat, right? [21:06] Yotsuya     Wrong. [21:08] Yotsuya     This started when the     islanders were being eaten, [21:11] Yotsuya     so they proposed a pact with     the orcs not to kill them. [21:14] Yotsuya     The orcs didn't need such a pact at all, [21:17] Yotsuya     but they agreed to it anyway. [21:20] Yotsuya     But because the orcs grew so much in number, [21:23] Yotsuya     the islanders realized there     wouldn't be enough Buffo, [21:27] Yotsuya     so before they could be eaten themselves, [21:31] Yotsuya     they made the decision to kill all the orcs. [21:35] Yotsuya     If you look at it objectively, [21:36] Yotsuya     the islanders are obviously the bad guys. [21:40] Queen     I will destroy you all, just as you wish! SIGN    We Can't Be Heroes of Justice [23:25] GM     Next week on Million Lives... SIGN    Väikedaam Live      acoustic ver. SIGN    Torii Hits on 100 Girls in a Row SIGN    Folk Tales of Jiffon SIGN    Preview [23:27] GM     "Väikedaam Live acoustic ver." [23:29] GM     "Torii Hits on 100 Girls in a Row," [23:31] GM     and "Folk Tales of Jiffon," three altogeth. [23:33] GM     Don't miss next week's episo. [23:35] GM     Rock, paper, scissors! SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors! [23:38] GM     Believe it!